US Navyfag here stationed in Japan AMA

US Navyfag here stationed in Japan AMA

Are jap girls crazy for American pp?

are you stationed in japan?

Are you in the army?

does your dick hang lower than your balls?

assuming the honch is still as bad as always?

Also are those smokes good

Are you in the army?

not particularly. japanese women are fucking weird.
yes
they're alright. there'a a fucking cafe on every city block.

do you prefer the boi pucci in the bunks or the stuff in the streets?

Your Japanese fluency out of 10 both written and verbally

1

Richard pick up your fucking phone

they are it just is the younger ages.
How long you been stationed there ?
they are crazy but move out of the are away from Xpats and you'll find 18 year old sluts willing for everything

They had NXT's back in 07. I miss jap cigs.
There still a shit ton of protests ? (assuming your station)

Can you read hiragana? Please do not try to put this in Google Translate.

Which chicks are slutting, marine or army?

Wow it translated back

Enjoy your liberty restrictions you filthy wog.

How’s the Hentai?

God damn autocorrect. Sluttier*

Lol ok. At least you are honest.

do you still have to sit through that slideshow where they explian the LN ?
and that retarded callpiss joke.

Ah shit I was stationed in Yokosuka from like 2015-2016 as a navyfag.

mobilefag detected

> japanese women are fucking weird.
Weird in what way?

you go to the porn store between the Chu-oh and the mall ?
Small little thing

Fucking faggot remf. Fuck all those japos small dick

Im guessing you're in Okinawa. Why the fk doesnt google maps work on the public transit system like everwyhere else in Japan? My stay there sucked because of that.

I saw it a lot, but never went in. All of the jap porn is blurred.

psycho *
Japanese men don't do romance other than dating so they get possesive and crazy for any dick that gives them attention.
plan out their whole life.

Do you ever go to Shakeys pizza in Yokohama to pick up school girls?

fun to pick up chicks in though.

No

Ah, I didnt think of that. I don't really like Asian chicks though, mainly stuck to boat goats unfortunately.

is negishi still a thing ?

well. Check'd .
I don't do japanese.
But pick up the filipino daughters from the bx and you got a dream boat.

>AirFag here
How does it feel that a Marine killed a Jap national after drunk driving, and now your entire base/all bases in JP are now alcohol free and locked down?

Yokosuka 88-90 Marine Barracks

Sasebo, yokosuka (however the fuck it's spelled) or okinawa?

back when I was there there were 3 airman trafficking girls and drugs.
Base got locked down for a few months
>airfag now .

what
leave them alone they are all STD infested cum buckets
i'm e-6 i do what the fuck i want
yes
they are COCK hungry and they WON'T leave you alone do NOT give them any contact information
never been there
lol

What bars do you go to nowadays? I used to frequent NYNY, the country bar down the street, and some place on the 7th floor with a tranny bartender, all in the honch of course.

Why are you fags getting into so many accidents? My dad was Navy and he's embarrassed by you.

yo ko su ka

also pronounced (YO KU S KA ) by all americans

Jesus grandpa you know how to use teh internet?

is it still called the honch is a better question (not there now )
I used to go to george's .

>be Air Force
>Stationed on a training base with Marines/Navy and Army
>Marine girls will literally fuck anything that moves to "increase their masculinity"
>Army girls are basically just the "22 year old, single mom who is a nursing assistant" meaning that they were sluts before they joined but now are prude as fuck

Good luck fucking Air Force and Navy girls though, they're either massive cumsluts or won't even look at you.

Argentinean fag here
There is a way that the US accepts a foreigner in their army?

There is a lot of shit from USA army near my city and I would like to jump in

George's is the country bar I would go to. The whole area of the bars off base is denoted as the honch.

Nigga, it's been 10 years since I've been to that part of the world. Like I'm going to remember that shit. Besides, I was stationed in sasebo

I'm in Cali now, half the fucking SecFo on base got hit with randoms and popped for weed. Stupid fuckin grunts.

marines are basically the niggers of the armed forces so i'm not surprised. I'm actually on leave right now.
you have to become a legal citizen. we had several dc and puerto ricans.
yes it is user

I know the whole area is, they had a sign up for a while. I just wasn't sure if they changed it after all the stabbings.

Ever fucked someone in uniform? This is my fetish

I doubt it. The old honcho has been around for ages.

Haha.I was fapping to Anime before it even made it to the US. Not really, but my girlfriend's brother was.

they were closing it when I was there.
So much for that shit.

You definitely need to try the korean barbecue in town, second floor with a cotton candy machine in the entry.

Or the brazilian place in Yokohama, or tokyo. I can't remember. Its in china town.
thats actaully really fucking good.

yeah but like i said before women of the navy/army/marines are NOGO you will be fucking every single jamal, tyrone, and chad in the entire us armed forces

How much does it suck that you can't drink anymore?

check'd.
and it was.

There was an old spice store down towards the back. Got black listed a longgg time ago, but people used to go buy pounds and bring them to the ships.
and chapel fags would bang chicks for it.

>Legal citizen
Well shit

If Mexicans cross the border just for being there illegally I can't even imagine how hard is to be a legal citizen
Without money of course

Well, they lose a 2 meters tall man

>marines are basically the niggers of the armed forces
Which is sad that they get this rep, because I know some pretty fuckin smart Marines.

>Also, play drinking games with Marines to earn their respect
>they'll get you so fucking hammered you won't even be able to feel cig burns
>pic related

That doesn't sound smart.

>fellow argie nigger trying to leave the country by sucking us cock
fucking kek youre a joke even for this nigger infested shithole

Ugh. Just makes me feel worse that I couldn't enlist. Fucking medical history

I mean, what else are you gonna do on a deployment when you're the only airfag in the unit.

if you happen to be in Tokyo please go to the Candy Bar in shibuya and tell Tohru-san that all his australian friends say hi ( bens friends)

>Argentinean
>Nigger
No, the niggers are only in the North side of this country

I'm in the South

And I just love history about war, I know it's different read a book and live a war but I wanna live my own historical moment and I know US is ready for another WW

If i join Argentina's army I will just be with one of the worst army in the world

Hey do people still fight the marines in the USA?

I used to drink in CO springs when I lived in the USA and I got into lots of fights mostly with marines (based on the shit they said to each other, I don't actually know how to tell em apart). Nothing serious, just regular parking lot fun, same as you could find in any place with shitty cheap draft.

But this was in the 80's when Americans weren't constantly sucking military cock, and you could have a respectable fight with a person and it wasn't the end of the world.

I just wonder if that shit still happens or if people are like "oh no don't you dare start shit with this precious protected class he fights for our freedom you apologize to him for hitting his hand with your face right now" ect.

>No, the niggers are only in the North side of this country
Never been to Buenos Aires, I get it.

>I wanna live my own historical moment and I know US is ready for another WW
Well, if youre going to fight in a war, you should at least fight for the good guys, not the us
>If i join Argentina's army I will just be with one of the worst army in the world
Im with you there, our army is shit tier thanks to those niggerlovers leaders we had

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

USAF at Keesler. Sailors are cool dudes and are fun to drink with. But your women are really gnarly.

my sides, nice pasta

also
>tfw your name is Diego and youre argentinian

How often do you get time to walk around in the cities like Tokyo or whatever?

Do jap women drool over you?

...

Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

Nice pasta
Also my name is Diego
Mfw

where do you live in Argentina? I'm planning to go to Ushuaia

La puta que te parió
Odie nuestro nombre por siempre

No te pasaba que en la escuela habían como 30 Diegos y 2 por aula ?
Nombre del orto que nos pusieron

No way, im

>Doubles advocate
whats that?

Comodoro Rivadavia

No conocí muchos Diegos en mi vida, por suerte. Todos los que conocí eran negros re cabeza.
Encima mi apellido empieza con M y tengo las iniciales malditas de la cocaína.

>98
Im Diego from 95 so fuck you

You still in the barracks? Or you live off base?

Bump for this. What's with all the charlie foxtrot in 7th fleet?

Going to Japan soon, will mainly be in Tokyo how to get Japanese pussy?

where in japan op

Will you send me a nap pack of menthol? Also maybe a couple of odd kit-kat bars? If yes my email is 1800dutch at gmail.

Also thanks for your service

>they are COCK hungry and they WON’T leave you alone
omw