Is there a way to make it so no ones upset about your suicide...

Is there a way to make it so no ones upset about your suicide? Like is there anything you can say that will help friends and family accept it. Option two: is there a way to make your death look accidental without hurting anyone else? Thanks

Cheese fries can suck my cock.

Nachos are the best thing up there. Man I could go for some. With some jalapeños on top. Ooooof man I'm hungry now.

Why do you wanna kill yourself when you can just get some nachos with jalapeños on top

agree
cheese fries are bullshit

seriously? wtf is wrong with you man? cheese fries are the shit. now mozzarella sticks, that's just nasty.

I mean I’ll do that a bunch before I do. Right now I eat lots of ice cream and peanut butter and I fry potatoes in whole sticks of butter. Those are super enjoyable things. But meh. Doesn’t add up. I do love jalapeños. That’s almost a reason to stay alive lol

mozz sticks can fk off

They’re the grossest grease ever. They can fuck off. They barely even have their own flavor

Mac and Cheese because it's so fucking easy to make and so fucking bad for you
Autists literally live off this shit

Fuck a mozzarella stick.

If made right, grilled cheese is god tier. Otherwise, nachos are superior.

But the kind in shitty delis that stay in the hot case all day and get a skin. That shits gold

This is truth

Yeah, like the kind from Safeway or QFC

Mozzarella sticks

>Unless there's marinara to dip them in. If there's marinara then the cheese fries can fuck off ...unless they're chili cheese fries.

QUINTS CONFIRM THE TRUTH

I fucks with Cheesey fries

maccaroni a shit

Seattle Washington huh

Fuck cheesy bread without any other shit on them.

Dude so since I got quints can y’all help me die, jfc

fuck nachos

Fuck grilled cheese, Fuck that shitty mac n cheese that comes in the box.

Used to live there. Sacramento currently

Wat

You could only be from Seattle and suggest those two grocery stores as your first references. I’m in Hollywood now. We both got the fuck outta dodge eh

Sup Forumstard uploaded an unrelated image. This thread is actually about suicide but OP gone and fucking hijacked his own damn thread before it began

nigger, no one said it had to come from a box. should really get a black girl to make you some mac and cheese. un-fucking-believable. three kinds of cheese, those shell pasta noodles. fucking killer if done right and by done right, I mean with a crispy top layer.

Amen. I’d not an hero for a blaq chiqs maq n cheese

why would you do that?
when I off myself, and I know its gonna be soon, I plan on angering as many people as possible, as a revenge for being spit on my whole life

Yeah nah fuck that place m8. I did too many drugs there

How you gonna anger people???

How about if you could only keep one of these things which would u keep id go with grilled cheese

You could kill everyone that cares about you beforehand

Cheesy bread

1st convice your friends and family your a neo-nazi
2nd kill your slf

Grilled cheese and tomato bisque is one of my favorite meals.

what do you think?

Great idea, user.

All of those things can be delicious, or they can taste like pure shit. The pictures sway more to the lower tier of all those meals though.

Gotta agree with this guy, you need to join a group or movement that is hated and completely turn your life over to be hated enough for someone to not morn you

agreed, there are better things to add to tortilla and pita chips than substandard cheese substitutes

Even in cases of mass shootings someone mourns the shooter

rather than killing yourself live and be happy.

tell everyone you're a pedo and you raped a kid and then stash a bunch of kiddie porn on your pc and then kill yourself. everyone will be happy you're dead

Maybe get some chicks go claim I raped them. No one would believe I’m racist.

Become a right based protester who protests Confederate statues being torn down peacefully. You will proceed to be labeled as a Nazi even though you did nothing and Antifa will come up to kill you. So not only do you not need to kill yourself, but you die for a cause and expose the fanatical left in this country.

cheese fries suck because they will always be best with ketchup

that's my only reasoning

I know a pedi who died and everyone mourns him. He was a truly nice guy but was into child porn. Even went to jail for it. He was. Pedophile not a pedarast. Came clean.

I can’t. I’m over 30 now and nothing makes me feel. Like I’m so depressed I don’t even get horny. Lost cause.

>Is there a way to make it so no ones upset about your suicide?

Don't "suicide".
DISAPPEAR!

Let people know you're going somewhere.
Go.
Kill yourself where you'll never be found.
Never be seen again.

People will always hold out hope that you may reappear.
Then, if your corpse happens to be found years later.....People won't be shocked and upset, they'll have "closure".

Damn. You win. And if i do some spiritual journey to Bhutan or some shit people will think I died “finding myself”

Cheese fries can go.

>Is there a way to make it so no ones upset about your suicide?
You could be OP.

hard choice between mac and cheese and mozza sticks, i know good mac and cheese exists like lobster mac and cheese and i never eat mozza sticks, so maybe mozza sticks, kraft dinner can suck a dick tho

Actually genius. Have fun in Bhutan, OP.

>Grilled Chese

Im from America and we eat American cheese here and it's made my grilled cheese the fucking worst shit ever.

Cheesy bread is pizza but for poor people.

My best friend murdered my best friend, that’s what suicide does.

>amerifat here

Or you're too cheap to reach for the Sargento just above it, which is actually good. Shell out for cheese, man, it's worth it.

You lost your best friend to suicide? I’m sorry