Hello Sup Forums I have a question for you

Hello Sup Forums I have a question for you.
You see, recently I moved in with a new roommate.
Now this guy is as dumb as they get and extremely arrogant, everything you say about him get's instantly ignored because he thinks he's the smartest, most manly, etc.
I shit you not all people my age in tge small city I live in can't stand him because of that and I'm forced to live with his ass.
That fucks me up really bad. I've honestly been thinking to stab this guy in the heart and do the world a favor but of course that won't happen.
So what should I do to bring this arrogant fuck to reality?
And no, I can't just move out until next year in september.
Pic related, actually resembles him

Suck his dick fam that would be such a huge reality check plus he will realize he's gay and

I feel you user ive been in the same situation.

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I just moved out. He was to far gone.

You sound like a huge pussy. If you have a problem with him then confront him instead complaining to a bunch of other virgins on Sup Forums.

I really have no idea how I'll make it to september, I precognize it's going to get pretty ugly between the two of us real soon.
I've run out of patience with this guy and it's come to a time where he simply being in the same room annoys me like crazy.
Not to mention 5/7 days his girlfriend sleeps here although only me and him pay rent. She's just annoing as him go figure

I'm going to confront him, but I like to see some opinions other than mine first.

Do you think you could take him? If so do a preemptive strike and beat his ass next time he tards out.

Highly unlikely.
I'm tall and skinny, he pretty much resembles a gorilla just smaller, so violence in this case won't do me much good

Welcome to being an adult. Either get a better job and make more money so that you can live alone, or shut the fuck up.

Ohooo got me there.

Ffs. Just find another place.

I will, but as I said, until september next year I'm pretty much tied to this place, it's a bit complicated

Nice trips

Haha I like you OP. So humble. You'll be ok man just let your cumguzzling roommate motivate you to get your own place. Or just find some less shitty roommates.

then fuck his girlfriend. Seriously it will fuck him up in the head.

confronting someone like that doesn't work... no matter what you say he will believe he is right and you are wrong, you will become the 'real' asshole of the situation

Oh believe me it will not, this guy has no morals.
He broke up with his girlfriend once in a friday, by sunday he was already seeing another roastie, he's untouchable by such things.

Torture is the only solution

Sometimes you just need to be the 'real' asshole I guess

spend more time outside, get a gf, stay with her

slowly fuck with him, over time fuck with his shit, or find ways to fuck him up without him realizing its you, like leave something to rot in his room, like a pear or another fruit, let him know that hes making a mess, this might not phase him but it will put the thought that hes making messes often in his mind. you can use that to continue to leave small things that make him seem and feel like hes making messes so hes less likely to blame you if he were to find rotting food in his room . from there continue to leave things in his room or in places you know he would go, eventually getting to more smelly shit, like fish or shrimp, eventually hiding something that would smell like shit in a few weeks in a place where he will never check, but will always be in close proximity to, like a lamp vase or a vent in his room. slowly making less desirable, and also making his living space less livable.

I also thought to fuck with him on a psychological level, but leaving things to rot won't work.
He's not amnesiac so it will be pretty clear how the stuff got there

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I want what you've been smoking

Penis

Very original

Thank you

do some retarded shit like placing an object in his vicinity all the time, it'll drive him insane if you get creative
Or always talk to him until he has to flee in order to get away from your autism, make stupid puns until he pops a rage boner, say "no you" every time he says something
He'll leave

page 10, despite a fast bump after bump throwing mini argument. if any add faggots are still watching id like to introduce you to the forum slide.

That could actually work, thanks

Seems to be happening, yeah

Lol no problem my guy