how do i make friends?
i started a thread on here asking what people talk about in bars and the mods got mad and deleted it right away.
like how do people make friends? it seems like you go to a bar but nobody knows what people talk about in bars. how are you suppose to make friends at bars if you have nothing to talk about with each other?
where do you go to make friends if not a bar>?
How old are you user? If youre young like me (im 18) I would suggest starting a sport or a hobby like skateboarding. Thats what im planning on doing since I moved and I dont have friends here.
Might be a good idea to get into a club. If you are nice and genuinely interested in others, people will like you.
Bump
Also, just try to meet people with common interest
Get a hobby, you'll find someone
Trust me, i've been there
>young
>18
>skateboarding
Planning on living with your parents until 25?
I'm in my 30's.
Only fags and thirsty betas go to clubs. I'm usually nice but I can be kind of a prick sometimes. I really don't see how a club is any different than a bar.
How are people going to think you're nice? Like what do you do or talk about there that makes you think someone is. clubs are meant to be loud on purpose so it's not like you can talk with people really.
Go to a bar where there are a few TVs. Sometimes they'll show the news, other times they'll show big sports events, or if it's a specific sports bar they'll show a whole load of sports events.
Pick an easy day, like one where your country is playing another one. Learn about the team, doesn't have to be a lot, just the basics. Understand the basics of the sport too. Know the date of the next time your nation plays.
Everyone in there will be there for one reason: to cheer the team on. Start up a discussion with a friendly looking lot about the team, maybe offer to by a round if things are going well, introduce yourself. Let it flow from there, be inquisitive and kind. Ask if they're going to meet up for the next game, they probably are. Read the situation, determine the best way to ask or even force your way into attending the next game they watch. tah dah, friends. Not best friends or anything close, but the begins of friends.
If you don't like sport, you can replace anything you do like with the sport events, or even replace bars with conventions or meet ups for stuff.
>Planning on living with your parents until 25?
Did you read the whole reply fag? I said I moved
Go to a Gym, it will take time, but you can find some bros here.
Choose an interest and go to a online forum about it. Not real friends, but somehow friends.
Try voluneering, church or whatever. If you are a cool guy, there will be people.
An last and worse of all, Networking.
Just remember, making friends is like flirting but slower, youll need a few conversation before asking them out.
Anyways, friendship is shit
Moved into your mom's basement?
So....
Are you also a cute femnon?
>smoke weed
>if someone seems like they smoke too, ask them if they want to smoke weed with you.
>????
>profit
why would you take off your sweatpants and turn off netflix to watch tv in a bar?
i dont even think the bar by me has tv's
I hate pot heads, kys
Drugs are bad, m'kay
You hate us cause you ain't us
Because making friends takes effort, and if you're not willing to put in the effort then you don't actually deserve friends.
You're giving off the impression that you could be a decent friend, but just can't be arsed to put the effort in. So lonely you'll stay.
I hate pot heads because they're criminals that belong in prison. They have shit decisions making skills. Here is your average pot head
>im going to do something illegal
>oh my god i can't believe they put criminals in jail this is so unfair what a waste of tax payers money
idiots.
I don't know why you don't think I'd put in the effort for friends. I go out of my way for people I like.
Holy fuck please educate yourself on how marijuana prohibition came about. Or smoke some weed and realize it's not that bad. Either way I'm out, you don't deserve chill stoner friends anyways.
And also please read about Project MK Ultra and how the US government dosed it's own unknowing citizens with LSD.
Through work, hobbies. It isn't fun in your 30s, but it isn't impossible. And be open to talk to people who aren't exactly like you. I think that's the big obstacle.
>needing friends
NORMIES REE ETC.
Stoners are not chill. They only pretend to be chill. They're more violent than other drug addicts if they can't get their fix. They always wanna fight people they disagree with. They're always trying to rip people off for their drugs. If they're dealing they're looking to rip people off. They talk trash about everybody, they look down on everyone. Then they have this bat shit insane self image of themselves which isn't really anything what they're really like. They're always atheists and look down on anyone religious while thinking themselves so smart because they can't find any faith in anything.
As for prohibition I really don't care how it came about because it was so long ago and it is actually a good thing. Marijuana is addictive, harmful, and a gateway drug.
Use this
Will do. Thanks, mate.
>They talk trash about everybody, they look down on everyone. Then they have this bat shit insane self image of themselves which isn't really anything what they're really like
this is so fucking true.
You clearly don't know how it came about. It wasn't because of some paper conspiracy bullshit. And the CIA didn't does the general public, they did it to their own associates.
No problem spawn of satan
We gotta stay together nigga
Im a guy
Didn't dose*
I don't mind if you don't
Are you bi-curios?
Clubs. Common interest. Like books? Find a book club at the local library. Like guns? Gun club. Etc... There are clubs for everything... You just got to find them.
I get along with most everyone at work pretty well. I just tend to keep my work and private stuff separate for professional reasons. I really don't mind if people are different then me I'm fairly objective, rational, and fairly well learned for the most part.
Alright pal, please stop being a moron. You may need to lay off the weed it makes people paranoid. It's not like they were trying to make manchurian candidates or people into slave drones. It was a national security concern that had to be researched. If it was possible to do America has enemies that will resort to worse methods than America does and they had to figure out how susceptible figures in America could be to that sort of stuff. Paranoia lay off the weed.
>This fucking thread
Also
>Im in my 30s
>Im usually nice but sometimes i can be kind of a prick.
Oh hey figure that some people are not nice to everybody they meet better go screen cap this to reddit so we can act like jerks about anyone that thinks they're nice so we can claim to be the real nice guys while we act like pricks.
>It's not like they were trying to make manchurian candidates or people into slave drones
They literally were, but that's not the point of your thread so stop getting sidetracked.
It's my thread it can be about whatever I want it to be. We can start posting furry porn for all I care. I think you're just mad your delusional fantasy thinking the gubbermint is ebil not really panning out seems to bother you. Are you sure you're not just doing weed to self medicate instead of getting that schizo disorder treated?
No, im only interested into females. Why?
I'm not the first user.
Because he's wants to see if you're desperate enough for friendship that you'll suck his dick, you idiot. No wonder you can't make friends, you're oblivious.
Do traps count?
I can be a female
Can't sleep, fuck it.
So everyone who smokes cigarettes drinks black coffee and Brooks existentially? Not everyone who smokes weed are the shit-tier 420blazeitfaggots you knew in high school, so please check that bias at the fucking door. I sell weed for a living legally in a recreational use state and have sold to old grandmas twice your age, red blooded conservative veterans, and yeah the dumbfuck stoner teenagers. I'm not trying to be a dick, but your view of who uses this plant and it's effects are just plain wrong.
And you, no it didn't come from the paper industry, it originated with the first head of the Federal Burea of Narcotics (Harry Anslinger) using cannabis as an excuse to demonize and arrest minorities during a volatile time when they were exerting more influence on American culture (Jazz, Zoot-Suit rock, etc). And as far as the LSD thing, look up Operation Midnight Climax. (CIA literally using bookers to dose johns to study the effects without fear of being reported)
Don't make fun of cutie
And I'll totally suck his dick ;D
Btw, he's not OP
As I said, only interested into females
Yea but to be fair most black people are pretty terrible
Lmao
As I said, I can be a female
I'm straight too, but i'm willing to give it a shot if you are ;D
Broods*
He's not me
Schizophrenia actually does run in my family, so thanks for bringing that up. But no, I'm not one to lie, I smoke weed for the same reason people drink: because I like it.
I actually haven't had any weed in 4 days since I'm on vacation in Hawaii right now and I generally smoke about 2 grams a day, so I'm not sure how I haven't stabbed everyone here at this resort.
Well whatever I was thinking about it when I was taking a shower a few minutes ago.
in any event people tend to mix up the fact the research was to see if those were some of the effects that could be induced, the end goal of the project wasn't to actually do that to people. If you look at real LSD proponents you get people like Charles Manson and the diet coke version of charlie which is tim leary. Generally these people act like it's good for your mind because it does the opposite and makes people more open to suggestion and influence them into their creepy ass cult tactics and exert control over them. It's the same principal as date rape like getting someone drunk so they're more vulnerable and haven't got all their faculties. They're predators.
>So everyone who smokes cigarettes drinks black coffee and Brooks existentially? Not everyone who smokes weed are the shit-tier 420blazeitfaggots you knew in high school, so please check that bias at the fucking door. I sell weed for a living legally in a recreational use state and have sold to old grandmas twice your age, red blooded conservative veterans, and yeah the dumbfuck stoner teenagers. I'm not trying to be a dick, but your view of who uses this plant and it's effects are just plain wrong.
Heroin and cocaine comes from a plant too, it's natural man bull shit arguments about it's just a plant, man, chill man. Are ridiculous. I don't care who you sell to, anybody could get hooked on a drug it's not like people are special unique snow flakes that's like saying someone can't become an alcoholic because of a job they had or their age. Maybe you should stop selling poison to people.
I changed my mind i want to see if you have a sweet butthole
You caught on to the troll
Good job user
Never been used
My asshole smells like cheetos
Backooff slut
He's mine
Based on your responses to other people - you sound like a jerk and I bet you aren't fun in any way or accepting of other people.
I am pretty glad that you imbecile don't have friends because you deserve it.
>If you look at real LSD proponents
Yea so it literally was because the CIA is looking for mind control.
There are also guys like Terrance McKenna.
I'm very anti drug btw, but the 'stoned ape' idea is interesting.
lmao this guy is in his 30s and doesnt have friends?
buddy it is over, if you were a "nice" person you should have had some friends by now or at least KNOW how to make friends.
You sound ike you just came out of kindergarden LOL faggot kys
Okay
Pic related
No, you're still wrong. Cannabis IS A plant while heroin and cocaine are chemical distillation of chemicals found in plants. Those do exist with weed (dabs) but the people who do that generally tend to be more in line with your view of stoners (minus the violence, that part is still just plain wrong)
I don't know if you've heard of this fancy study called genetics, but everyone actually is unique snowflakes with unique genetic profiles that determine how their individual body functions. Did you know blue eyed people are genetically predisposed to have a higher tolerance to the effects of alcohol?
Why
Nope
I'm a lonely man
The problem op has is that he seems to be an asshole with an ultra judging personality that hates whole groups of people without even knowing them for vapid and superficial reasons
Maybe he should go into an creationist church or wherever people like him go, I can't really believe that these guys make good friends even for their own kind but whatever
What I read in this thread makes me think he just doesn't deserve friends
He enjoys Cheeto dicks
>minus the violence, that part is still just plain wrong
No it isn't
>I'm very anti drug btw, but the 'stoned ape' idea is interesting.
It is actually interesting. It would also pose a credible theory as to why stoners often seem dumb as dumb people would be more inclined toward it.
>looking for relationship help in Sup Forums
>has lowest social skills possible
>gets destroyed by btards who are known to have one of the lowest social skills
hahhahaha
I've responded to you and one other person purely for the purpose of dispelling ignorance, your personal opinion of me as a person matters every little
Post statistics. I'll wait, phones on charger
Im not op, I have friends but I really don't know how you make them
It's a thing that kinda just happens
I'm also horrible at meeting new people
You did not respond to me in any way yet because this was my first post.
My first and last impression of you: Jerk that clearly shows not an ounce of ability to function in relationships
Have a nice life, you will die lonely 10/10
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Thanks m8, u2
I use to have friends. I mean friends on more than just an acquaintance level. Not just like you meet someone hit it off and you two get along pretty well. I mean actual friends where you hang out and have a bbq or some kind of shit once in a while.
I think many Sup Forums tards tend to be very accepting towards others In reality
Even an autist has no problem making friends when he isn't a complete asshole
>If you don't like sport, you can replace anything you do like with the sport events, or even replace bars with conventions or meet ups for stuff.
why are people so helpfull here what the fuck
i come back after 5 years and the internet hate machine has been reduced to this?
Do you wanna see my 8" upward curving big headed cut cock?
shut the fuck up you faggot.
i fucked your mother and she smelled like shit.
you're a fucking idiot
In the US 1 out of 100,000 white people commit murder whereas
14 out of 100,000 black people commit murder
That 13% of the population commits 52% of the nation's murder
The homicide in the country would be practically non existent if Detroit, Chicago, Atlanta, and Baltimore were wiped off the map
You either are nice or you're not
You are not, don't be an lieing asshole and make people believe you are nice
No
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where you live op? I'm too lazy to go through the thread to figure it out.
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>it's not a drug because you can just eat raw marijuana leafs off the ground without trying to extract the chemicals somehow
you're really stretching it, sorry but no. wrong. pot is harmful. denying it is simply dishonest. weed destroys lives.
>im not judgemental I'm a pure intellectual being of infallibility
just can it, shit bird. i carry around firearms sometimes. of course im going to be judgemental about criminals. being open minded to criminals just puts yourself at risk. Not to mention the legal troubles of having a firearm around people that have no troubles with doing illegal shit. in fact where weed is legal pot heads are kind of worse because they're ripping off the medical and legal systems to get prescriptions for the drugs showing they're far more premeditated in committing crimes and have no trouble in violating multiple laws and putting other peoples integrity at risk to try and pull them into getting their crimes done so they can have their drugs so they can distract themselves from what pieces of shit they know they are with their high instead of having any will power or using anything toward personal improvement. they just drag themselves and everyone else around them down.
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>You either are nice or you're not
That's bull shit. You sound sheltered.
Talking about weed, not blacks
I will give you a step by step program
> Get a hobby (or workplace/education)
> Talk to the people there
> Find people with similar intrests
> If you can´t ask them to introduce you to their intrests
> Start talking
> Once they start inviting you to parties it is easy.
hahaha clearly, OP is mental. People can smell your mental illness 10 miles away. Good thing we normal people can detect that shit and avoid crazies like you
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Introduce yourself tell them your name
"hey im user"
Tell a quirky joke to make them like you
"this is the first time Ive walked into a bar without hurting myself lol"
Reply to everything they say with "mmm smells good"
it will make them feel better and they'll want to be friends
You can't actually just eat weed and have it do something (without eating literal pounds) but that's a moot point. Smoke weed exactly one time and decide for yourself.
J
Sure you were
fuck i hope don't have autismo kids like yall are. sad thing is I can't even think how to explain how to be social and interesting
Dont go to clubs. Find hobbies or something to do that is normal. Go to places that do these things. Try the app Meetup. And yeah, go to bars, just pick your friends wisely.