HELP ME Sup Forums THIS IS AN EMERGENCY I THOUGHT I WOULD TRY WAXING MY PUBES AND I JUST PULLED HALF OF IT AND I CANT...

HELP ME Sup Forums THIS IS AN EMERGENCY I THOUGHT I WOULD TRY WAXING MY PUBES AND I JUST PULLED HALF OF IT AND I CANT PULL ANYMORE BECAUSE OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOY IT HURTS SO BAD IT AINT HAPPENING HOW DO I GET THIS WAX OFF HEPHELPHELP I AM GONNA CRY PLEASE HLELP HOW DO I REMOVE IT BEFORE IT DRIES FUCK FUCK

you're already half way there just do it pussy

who the FUCK ever thinks ripping anything in/on their groin is a good idea?

you're already half way there just do it pussy

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT DRIED AND IT HURTS LIKE FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK AND IT IS NOT COMING OFF

this, aint no coming back

ME, A RETARD

Holy shit I saw your last thread and thought you wouldn't do it.

OP is not a fag.

Vodka.
>You need Vodka.

And use a razor next time faggot.

Pics or didn't happen

Also m/f? If ur a guy just tweezer your nuts and shave the rest.

Good luck OP, I'm sorry.

calm down
Try a hairdryer.

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Why not shave nuts? Tweezer? I have always just used a razor or electric trimmer when I am laz

>tweezer
Heh. Good luck.
I suggest shaving nuts. Just do it /reallly/ carefully.

This guy knows OP. You need to get seriously drunk.

Hairdryer to warm the wax back up

You're going to have to follow my directions quickly. Mix some baking soda into the wax. Once it cools, apply vinegar to the wax. It should form a slow-release formula of an mild acid-base oxidation that will loosen up the wax in clumps. It won't work if you don't mix it in, just getting the baking soda on the surface won't help.

Rub canola oil on the wax. It'll help dissolve it.

Shit bro I run razors blades over my asshole and it never cuts me.

Mostly because I don't own an electric razor and I don't really want blades near my balls. Got my dick caught in my zipper once, been through enough genital mutilation.

Screen shot nao

harden up faggot

I TRIED WAXING ANOTHER PART OF MY BODY AND IT WAS FINE AND EASY AND PAINLESS SO ME, BEING A RETARD, DECIDED TO
**** SL ATHER *******
IT ALL OVER MY FUCKING PUBES AT THE BASE OF MY DICK
ALL OVER
SLATHERED ALL OVER YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
FROM ONE SIDE TO THE OTHER
I AM SHAKING
LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW
WHY MUST I BE THIS RETARDED
SOMEONE WHO IS LESS RETARDED PLZ HELP ME
I JUST WANTED TO BE A QT WITH A QT BENIS FUCKFUCKFUCK

Double check everything OP
You dont wanna gas urself :^)

I don't know about you but I have quite a few hairs on my balls... probably >150. How do you have the patience to pluck all your ball hairs out regularly?

Lol op just heat the wax enough to melt it off but post screen shot pls

I still stand with my statement: You need to get drunk.

Use hot water and a cloth

>blowtorch
>melt that shit off

You have to melt the wax off. Hold a lighter or some flame under the wax paper for a while

Not always. I mostly just tweezer in the less dense areas and shave around the edge. Hard to explain. Maybe you just have Sasquatch nuts lmao.

I wouldn't put it past me.

I started shaving with a razor and then stopping and starting again ect... led it to grow thicker over time.

I get lost down there sometimes...

Post qt benis.

THE WAX IS GLUED DOWN
HARDENED
I EVEN TRIED PULLING IT
I GAVE IT A TUG
WRONG NONONOOOOOOOOO
I CAN'T EVEN RIP IT OFF
IT IS STUCK TOO GOOD
I TRIED TO RIP IT I DID
BUT IT WON'T
THIS IS NOT A BANDAID
THIS IS MY DOWNFALL
MAYBE I CAN JUST LIVE LIKE THIS FOREVER?!?
FUCK WHAT DO I DO
I WASN'T WARNED THAT IT WOULD /ACTUALLY/ HURT

QT BENIS IS GONE
, CONSUMED,
BY BLU WAX THAT SMELLS LIKE FIREWOOD AND GASOLINE

OP YOU ARE THE BIGGEST PUSSY IN THE UNIVERSE

DOWN A FIFTH OF FUCKING VODKA AND FUCKING RIP THAT SHIT YOU PATHETIC NIGGER.

YOU NEED TO NUMB THE PAIN AND FUCKING DO IT.

Dude, just melt enough to stick some of that waxing paper shit to it then rip the fucker off.

Either that or shut the fuck up.

Yes it will hurt, just don't wax again.

op, I have the solution, get an exacto knife, pull the wax as much as you can without ripping hairs or sanity, and slowly work the knife under the wax, cutting through the hair at the base. dont fucking cut the skin though.

THANK YOU user THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA
I think I will do that
I guess I'll go to bed like this
When I awake I will go buy an exacto knife
And then try to free my benis
And hopefully not cut my dick off

Normal knife would do, if its sharp.

Guys guys i think i did it i think i spotted a tumblr.