ITT: we describe movies badly, and others try to guess the movie

ITT: we describe movies badly, and others try to guess the movie.

I’ll start,
> a traveling salesman who is a former athlete takes a break from the road and helps take care of his nephews, whose parents whereabouts are unknown.

One more:
>a hot shot nypd cop gets recruited to be a government agent to help track down a fugitive

>sisters are good friends but then the older sibling becomes too cooool

Frozen

yup

Napoleon Dynamite

You got it

Men in Black

>athletic underDOG

Inb4 Fight Club

> a nerd who likes rules finds a chick and this other chick but the other chick is not really that important at all

>a bunch of fags wearing vests do thug shit

Good boy

Guy goes back to his old home town and his mom tries to fuck him.

Is it a kids movie?

yes

Two immigrant brothers kick a lot of ass.

Scott pilgrim?

Boondocks Saints

Either Balto or Airbud

No
> shitload of death

It was airbud.

Zombieland?

>shy girl learns to walk but can no longer speak.

>a mutated creature and his friend go on a journey to save a pricless family airloom from a deranged scuba diver

Yeppers

No too obvious. The other one lol

Little Mermaid

was it too obvious?

Back to the Future

> Artsy shitfest where a guy and his two friends all have shit happen to them as well as the guy's mom.

>Young troublemaker with inexplicable parkour and driving skills puts on a suit
>Freebird

A guy chases a girl and a black guy with a red cross in the woods

Baby Driver

Nope

No, Kingsman

>Utopian future but the poor only eat bugs.

Aging alcoholic finds his daughter and goes on a cross-country journey with her and a cripple

>two retards travel in a beat up and canine van to bumfuck nowhere while other idiots try to kill them

The warriors

Kingsman is right

lol nice

Dumb and dumber. Try again.

Dumb and Dumber

Not too obvious

You got it

Why are you telling him nice? You did not write that post

Maybe.

>space niggers come down and humanity treats them like earth fags
also
>retarded guy becomes smart and goes apeshit with his intelligence

Nailed it, like Lorraine trying to nail Marty back in 1955!

Spaced Invaders

Because I didn't get it until I saw his answer. Then it was obvious. So fuck you!

Cone heads? Or evil alien conquers?

And limitless for no. 2?

>faggot cuck goes to city to see his father on Christmas

no try harder

> guy kicks ass with extreme precision and you feel fucking patriotic but then, shit

district nine dear fucking god!
no try HARDER!!!

Elf

Jason Bourne?

One of my favorite movies

yep you got it

I gotta run...

Super Mario Bros

Stfu faggot you suck at this. Even for a description that’s supposed to be bad, you should be a ashamed of yours.

No

>a bunch of cucks get stalked by a serial circus performer

dude it was the lawnmower man
a very obscure film that i just so happened to have watched

2nd one is Flowers for Algernon

American Sniper

no its the lawn mower man
though nice answer you have good taste

>Dude tries to kill himself but fails multiple times then succeeds.

ground hog day

nah

spongebob movie

SpongeBob movie

ok how bout this one
>guy turns into michale Jackson and kills teenagers

yep your both correct

Halloween

im big, im black, i make your dreams come true..

Green Mile?

nope..but kind of right..

close but nah its nightmare on elm street

It's Looper

Hunger games?

Less main stream. Also involves a train.

Divergent

A local scientist brings his community closer together

That fucking train movie

The whole movie is on a train

Predestination

>family is almost hanged for polluting a lake

The Simpsons Movie

The Simpson's movie?

nope.

Snowpiercer. Fucking couldn't remember the name. Decent flick

Yup. Worth a watch but nothing crazy.

yep

>2 guys and a lady run away from some weirdos with weapons

>a travelling salesman dies and his son recounts his life story as a load of bullshit, culminating in him buying into the bullshit one last time for his father's sake

Death at a Funeral

No. But that does work. I was going for big fish

Star wars

Nope but it is set in the future

Fifth element?