Someone make a kickstarter to get me out of here

Someone make a kickstarter to get me out of here

depends. are you muslim? if so then fuck off.

go to university, get good grades, go to a better country

wont be hard

I want to go to egypt dio-sama

why go from one third world shithole to another?

so I can haggle people for kebabs

Come to turkey
I bet it won't be really hard for you

I take it you have no family in Europe or in the Gulf States?

Renounce mohamed the child molestor right here right now

An actually funny post on this shitty board
Thanks based paki user
I hope you find a way to live where you want

sorry no

I hope so too

Please dont come to germany

germany it is, cant wait to get a white qt

Test

Don't listen to him, you would be warmly welcomed in Germany, just don't forget about taking all friends you can with you - it's always merrier with friends.

you don't get to bring friends

They are not my friends

Im going to pooland instead just to piss you off

>Pack your bags, Stan

steal a plane and fly to Germany they'll probably let you stay

I'll make one to fly you to Papua New Guinea or Somalia.

Considering all factors, it may be not the best idea, but - of course - you can always count on my help. Still, I'm quite sure that you would prefer Germany.

Im light wheatish so I might be able to pass of as italian or spaniard

You see, there is a catch here

Poland is literally pakistan but white, catholic and developed

>Poland
>white
>developed

Also - what's wrong with Pakistan? Seriously asking - didn't you have some rapid economic development in last years?

Nothing much, I just want to meet people from other cultures and nations

Lol I have seen a documental movie "Pakistan's Hidden Shame" last week and cant stop thinking what is with that boy now. And it was the only one stuff Ive seen about Pakistan.

Then maybe apply for some student program? I think that there is a shit-ton opportunities in the EU.
[spoiler]Especially in Germany, of course.[/spoiler]

>developed
Lol
And its white in the same way ucraine and moldova are white.

>Especially in Germany, of course
Don't worry yourself, they're trying to escape poverty not increase it.

This, we are neither white, nor developed. Pls send humanitarian help and sweet subsidies.
What are you implying? Germany had like 250 bln euro of financial surplus last year. Aside from memes, for them even that last mass influx of immigrants isn't impossible to deal with economically. From their perspective this problem is less about economy, but about security and social cohesion (I mean the current situation, of course, it will be a significant economic burden in the future)

Kill wh*tey first

Yes yes yes go to the dutch, they love brown people.

Well could you atleast tell us what you don't like about your Country?

oy vey

True. We are not white in Eastern Europe.

Now please send the same free stuff brown people get.

fucking outplayed

>kickstarts you in the groin

I would fund a kickstarter to keep you there.

>elk
But wasn't that in Engand?