>Americans call pop "soda" >Americans call serviettes "napkins" >Americans call pizza "za" >Americans pronounce Z "zee" >Americans pronounce about "Abahwt" >Americans call a double double "two milk and two sugar" >Americans call Loonies and toonies "one buck and two bucks" >Americans call a Kerfuffle a "fight" >Americans call a chocolate bar a "candy bar" >Americans call a Mickey "13 ounces" >Americans call Eaves Troughs "rain gutters" >Americans call the washroom a "restroom" >Americans call knapsacks "back packs" >Americans call a stag party "bachelor parties"
>Americans call pop "soda" We're correct. >Americans call serviettes "napkins" We're correct. >Americans call pizza "za" No we don't >Americans pronounce Z "zee" How the fuck is it supposed to be pronounced? >Americans pronounce about "Abahwt" Only people with deep southern accents >Americans call a double double "two milk and two sugar" ????? >Americans call Loonies and toonies "one buck and two bucks" ???? >Americans call a Kerfuffle a "fight" bait? >Americans call a chocolate bar a "candy bar" bait? >Americans call a Mickey "13 ounces" bait? >Americans call Eaves Troughs "rain gutters" bait? >Americans call the washroom a "restroom" It's where you go to rest your shit >Americans call knapsacks "back packs" I thought those were two different things >Americans call a stag party "bachelor parties" Yeah because we're not fucking deer.
Cooper Harris
Day of the grill can't come soon enough burger
Jackson Gutierrez
this thread has my full endorsement
Joseph Diaz
soda and pop are contested throughout are nation and nobody says za. Everybody else says "zed" instead of "zee"
Aiden James
So how the fuck do they pronounce Zebra?
zed-bra?
Gabriel Morris
>soda and pop are contested throughout are nation and nobody says za.
What part is the correct part of America that says pop? also you do say za
Xavier Scott
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Ryder Walker
A lot of people in my state say pop No they say zebra like we do but the letter z is pronounced "zed"
Nicholas Sanchez
>Americans call foreskin "facial cream"
Ethan Perry
>mfw grown american adults wear pajamas to bed instead of sleeping naked like normal people
Easton Hall
Forgot to mention I've only ever heard people say "za" ironically or as a joke
Matthew Murphy
Do they actually wear pajamas? Holy shit
Christopher Cooper
it's "zet" in most of languages and "zed" among most of Anglos
Joseph Davis
I'm wearing pajama pants right now
Juan Sanders
>Americans pronounce That as "Dat" >Americans pronounce ask as "axe"
Charles Sanchez
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Carter Rodriguez
Why not just a pair of long johns, pleb
Jason Murphy
>mfw Americans can lose their drivers licence while riding a bicycle drunk or without a helmet
Lincoln Flores
I only wear long johns during the winter under my clothes
Justin Fisher
I sleep in my boxers
Juan Martinez
I call pop sodie-pop. I'm probably just autistic though.
Nicholas Moore
What do they call carbonated beverages in the UK?
Joseph Williams
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Chase Thomas
"Soda" and "Candy" are inaccurate compared to "soft drink" and "sweets" which accurately describe the things in question.
What do you do if you have to get out of bed during the night? And do you put clean sheets on the bed every night?
Parker Wood
>"soft drink"
You're worse than the burgers
Justin Young
Just pop, usually. In conversation it's usually a specific brand though, depending on the conversation.
Mason Thomas
Fizzy drink also works.
That's worse than "tendies".
Matthew Foster
No, they are called either soft drinks or fizzy drinks. This is not up for debate. If you use neither or these, you fucking wrong and need to hand in both your English language and first world status cards.
Nathan Scott
>>Americans call pop "soda" Depends on the region >>Americans call serviettes "napkins" I see you serve your French minority. >>Americans call pizza "za" Only douches do >>Americans pronounce Z "zee" Canadians don't? >>Americans pronounce about "Abahwt" No >>Americans call a double double "two milk and two sugar" >>Americans call Loonies and toonies "one buck and two bucks" Your loonies are only called that because of the lion on it. >>Americans call a Kerfuffle a "fight" >>Americans call a chocolate bar a "candy bar" Different things. >>Americans call a Mickey "13 ounces" ??? >>Americans call Eaves Troughs "rain gutters" Makes more sense >>Americans call the washroom a "restroom" Fine yours makes more sense but "shitter" would make the most. >>Americans call knapsacks "back packs" Kind of different things. >>Americans call a stag party "bachelor parties" Two different things >FUCKING SUBHUMANS
Caleb Rivera
Based
Disgusting sub humans
John Jones
>Yeah because we're not fucking deer. No, a stag party is a party to raise money for the soon to be married couple. Apparently Canada doesn't have separate Bachelor parties.
Caleb Edwards
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Jonathan Fisher
Stag party is what we call "'bachelor parties"'
> is a party to raise money for the soon to be married couple
>"Soda" and "Candy" are inaccurate compared to "soft drink" and "sweets" which accurately describe the things in question.
Not for soda, see the above link. It was just an early term to describe carbonation.
Wyatt Gomez
Sodium is still inaccurate, all you're saying is that Americans have been saying things that are wrong for centuries. This is known.
Nolan Bennett
>what you're thinking of is a wedding shower I think you may be thinking of our bridal showers.
The stag is still a party with food, music and drinks. Guests will pay a cover and the family throws it and provides food. There also may be a theme like a casino night.
Oliver Roberts
They are fries not "Chips" btw.
Luke Young
Wrong!
Benjamin Martinez
They are chips (noun) of fried (adjective) potato. Nouns are substantial, adjectives are not by themselves.
Austin James
It's what it historically was called. How is Soft anymore accurate? In water it describes high amounts if minerals which wouldn't be correct.
Leo Green
>How is Soft anymore accurate? In water it describes high amounts if >minerals which wouldn't be correct. No, it describes its alcohol content. "Hard drinks" get you drunk, soft drinks don't.
Ryan Rivera
You fry them you don't chip them. Checkmate chipfags.
Ian Baker
>They are fries not "Chips" btw. I looked it up once. They are actually two different things. Chips are supposed to be big chunky fries. French fries and shoestring fries are also different things.
Parker Phillips
We call those homefries and the THICCer ones we call wedges
James Perez
Kerfuffle, Mickey, and Eaves Troughs are actual things. For clarification, a kerfuffle is like a rowdy argument, and a Mickey is a measurement for alcohol
And don't tell me you guys don't call it a chocolate bar... I think calling chocolate a "candy" is a bit of a stretch even
Also restroom because it's where shit "rests" is pushing it. At least you wash your hands in a washroom
Jordan Ortiz
>No, it describes its alcohol content. "Hard drinks" get you drunk, soft drinks don't. By that logic water, juice, milk, coffee, tea, etc. are all soft drinks.
Julian Green
We call the THICC ones steak fries, potato wedges here are actual wedge shaped cuts of potato.
Hudson Turner
>THICCer ones we call wedges Same or in some cases people call them steak fries.
Jason Ross
Have you only been to New Orleans or something? I sleep fully clothed in case I have to get up in the middle of the night and shoot somebody.
Brayden Harris
>steak fries
Just when I think you can't get anymore subhuman
Hunter Brooks
What about chips from the chippy? They're always different from other chips.
Aaron Carter
It's only acceptable to call fries "Chips" when you get them from the Chip truck so that's acceptable
Only kids wear pajamas here, unless they are manchildren
Nolan Williams
Water and juice are considered soft drinks. Tea and Coffee are considered "hot drinks"
Nathaniel Nguyen
Actually in the northern states they call it pop
Yes true because we don't speak French
Not really, never heard anyone call it za
Yes also true
abahwt? Not sure how to even pronounce that
I drink my coffee black but you are probably right
I don't know what loonie and toonies are but I'll assume you are correct
Same with kerfuffle
Not at all we call chocolate bars chocolate bars
Oh like the alcoholic beverage? I wouldn't know only blacks drink malt liquor
Yes gutters
Restroom/Bathroom although again in the northern states I have heard people call it a washroom
Knapsack doesn't even make sense
Stag also doesn't make sense
Daniel Clark
mate is anit fizzy its soft you cunt
Evan White
You'd know all about being soft
Julian Jones
I know how it feels, your boipuss is soft as fuck
Christian Mitchell
>Americans call pop "soda"
Actually we call them olas
Robert Sanchez
>What do you do if you have to get out of bed during the night? And do you put clean sheets on the bed every night? Put on a fucking bathrobe you man child.
Blake Stewart
>Everybody else says "zed" instead of "zee" Only faggot anglos >No they say zebra like we do but the letter z is pronounced "zed" Bed Ced Ded Ed Ged Ped Ted Ved
Elijah Reyes
do americans really think "twat" rhymes with "what" or did hollywood lie to me?
Oliver Thomas
What an ugly and retarded language you guys have.
Juan Cook
>posting in english anglos 1 you 0
Kayden Nguyen
We know how it's actually pronounced but accents get in the way.
Bentley Bell
Spanish sounds like poverty
Dominic Taylor
Washroom, restroom, lavatory. Why not just call it toilet in English
Everyone wears pyjamas in bed, right? You're just kidding, aren't you?
Isaac Sullivan
>Why not just call it toilet in English
They do that in the UK, it sounds very vulgar
Charles Fisher
>What do you do if you have to get out of bed during the night? And do you put clean sheets on the bed every night? I usually wash myself before going to bed you dirty fucking italian.
