Best insults for a Fat, ugly, 33yr old, lonely, single feminist

Best insults for a Fat, ugly, 33yr old, lonely, single feminist.
>Hard Mode
>Got into an argument months ago, but I want to restart it.
>She's hanging with my GF downstairs, and I want to say something as I leave to go to work.

call her a "female chauvinist"

Good luck with your sad existence.

Yeah, fuck me for not letting go off her speeding out of the drive way and almost hitting me.

Come up with your own insults you Gomer Pyle piece of shit.

Watch that edge kid

You cant even come up with something to piss off a supposed fat, ugly feminist. Kill yourself.

Tell your wife you want dinner ready by the time you get back, and have that good for nothing over there give u a hand

It's like writing a paper, getting started is the hardest part.
I know a beta like you would just sulk and quickly walk out the house.

Better.

>She's hanging with my GF downstairs
Throw them both out.

No need to come up with insults.

Call her Sayla. Every time you talk to her or about her when she is around, include Sayla in your sentence. Do this until you die

Yeah, kinda like my GF making twice as much as me and me spending most of it.

call her bro

This is pretty great.

slap her ass and wink as you walk by

call your wife a sexy piece of ass, then look at her with a slight look of repulsion and leave

It's his GF, and he's living off her.

He's fucked.

lol why does that mean hes fucked? you know next to nothing about his situation.

just address the threads god damn point you fucking faggot

also i should clarify that you should look at the hambeast with repulsion but show your gf a doting display of affection

make it very clear that there is a difference between them and that not all bitches are equal

Nah, not fucked.
House is in my name and 85% paid off.
It would just sulk not having all the extra cash.

I used to this, but in a loving way.
Once they both had food made for me when I got back.
Kissed my GF, showed her the new lingerie and new shoes I got her and said thanks to the hambeast.
>Missery loves company, hence why she wishes my GF was single

women always, absolutely always, try to belittle their opponents, their opponents are other women.

if a woman is not succeeding she will try to bring others down to her level.

personally i would revel in this opportunity to make my wife feel loved and to highlight why she is superior to her friends, but my wifes friends are actually p cool so i cant indulge

i hope you make her take a look in mirror

You mean like you just did?

Yeah, good luck in court. If she can show she contributed at all to the equity in that home, hate to break it to ya, but it ain’t yours.

You’re fucked my dude.

>being this beta

You don’t know much about the American legal system do you?

i dont need to know the american legal system to identify you as beta lol

Dude, I’m giving the guy a prudent warning. If not wanting a dude to rush headlong into homelessness is beta, being alpha must mean you’re either unnecessarily an asshole to your fellow men or reckless as all hell.

Either way, you’re not the type of guy I’d trust at the firing range.

tbh its quite obviously about being reckless as all hell

No... no it’s about leadership.

Recklessness makes for extremely shitty leaders.

Boldness... that’s something entirely different.

How about you just be a decent person?

says the basement dweller wearing mom panties fapping to traps

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Tell her her hair sucks and looks stupid

lol ok bud

I think they rub tacos together

Off her sex for free. She will feel like shit thinking someone on your level thinks he can fuck her.

So your counterclaim is that being alpha is about recklessness and not leadership? Or that recklessness makes for good leaders?

You really are a 5 IQ faggot if whatever argument you had with her stayed with you after such a long time. How about instead of saying something you just carry on with your life like a fucking adult, not a child who obsesses over every word that has ever been said to him. Life is better that way, trust me

Tell her/it that she/it will die alone.

neither i dont care im just calling you a beta you faggot

>not doing whatever you want whenever you want

"How's the boyfriend hunt going? Still single? Just kidding of course you are."

Or just say something about how she looks. "Wow femanon you've really let yourself go since I last saw you." Women have their entire existence wrapped up in their image. Insult that and you're insulting their very self.

You are asking people on the internet how to piss off an overweight, feminists cunt and you dare call someone else a beta?

Have I got news for you faggot.

what is the news? that he is doing what the fuck he wants...?

Call her a fat, ugly, old, lonely, single feminist.

Oh you little bitch. Lmao

Ask her why her boobs look funny.

>Keep on cucking

This

We have a winner. Simple, direct.
Thanks user.
Sincerely, OP.
Will be delivering in 15 minutes

I think OPs question was for a good way to deliver that

Not if he puts it under his parents name