Congratulations 21st century internet users...

Congratulations 21st century internet users, I have traveled from the far distant future to bestow upon you my wealth of future knowledge, you may ask me a few questions

>far distant future.

ok, I'll bite. what year did humanity give up chasing the sky to focus on solving problems o the ground?

did we wipe 'em out yet?

In the year 2098, the United Federation Front launched the last attack that would wipe out the Unified Alliance Allegiance thus ending a 50 year war and establishing total dominance over this planet, with no enemies the Federation was allowed in advance the understanding of planet earth and the solar system quite far, and laying the foundations to a galactic empire

there were many ethnic cleanses performed in the later stages of the 21st century yes

Is fapping to traps gay?

what is gay?
In the future we have no genders or sexual preferences, everybody has 2 sets of sexual organs therefore all possibilites can be matched, we decided to stop allowing people to make up new stupid genders based on what they were feeling so now we have no genders

>What is gay
>Proceeds to somehow know user is talking about a sexual preference

Who is the antichrist?

Boxers or briefs?

Did Bush really do 9/11, or is that just some made up commie bullshit?

Why haven't I gotten my period yet?

The way things are going there will be no genders or sexual preferences, everyone seems to be offended by something or some comment.

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Lottery numbers bitch.

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Is it legal to ethnically cleanse Muslims in the future?

YOu mean like with cocoa butter?

Religion does not exist in the future

it was retorical

jet fuel cant melt steel beams

Because your a dude, dude.

people in the future wear a special cup that covers their genital but leaving the butt exposed

no, im saving that for myself

I'm offended that you think you know what offends me.

Keep your penis-centric views away from me.

Is Viagra cheap yet?

Are we cool yet?