You are at the club and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass

You are at the club and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass.

What do you do, Sup Forums ?

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whisper in his ear:
"MAGA"

He just Made my GF Ass Great Again

Slap his wife's ass

Thank you mr president

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

*raises boipucci tenderly*

kiss him on the cheek and wink at him then prep my boipucci and my cuck for late night love

"Thank you for the honor, sir".

Cut out her ass and preserve it.

slap his daughter's ass

Tell him to slap my ass also

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Implying any western woman today who remotely looks decent hasn't has a hundred cocks before graduating high school

"S-sir, I.. just.. I love you, please, slap my ass too."

Give him a hi-five

I would be extreamly confused, and conflicted. I might stand there like a dumbass for a second, then I will say "What just happened, did that just happened GF, did that happen, why did he do that? Are you the real Trump? Am I the real user? Are you my real girlfriend" then I have to cut the fantasy there because my imaginary self picks up the nearest heavy thing, and throws it through a window, then starts sprinting down the middle of the road.

Nice flag

Know my place

..
Donald Trump will bring prosperity back to America. We will all be rich again, just like it use to be!
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that'll be 50$ plus tip

Have him autograph her tits next.

Allow him to a small bone for a million dollars

Let him slap mine next

Does he keep the same smile when he does it?

Prep the bull.

We all laugh and then MAGA.

open a warm diet coke

Grab Tiffany's tits

Bend over, insert lube, and plead with him to fuck my asshole and have his way with me, and then explain I've been craving it ever since my strong powerful uncle stopped doing it to me and say that he reminds me of that kind of authority figure who can really take control of my ass and deal with my butthurt, even though none of us are faggots.

Wonder where the hell I got a girlfriend

holy shit dude

I hope your uncle didn't actually stretch out your anus :( Either way, Daddy will fulfill all of those leftover needs.

I kill myself

suck his cock

R A R E
A
R
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Hey with you say no homo after and your balls don't touch is not gay

*if you

Wouldn't happen, don has better things to do than hang out at degenerate clubs

There's something wrong with your flag, Finland.

Very true, wise user.

Thank christ that i finally have an excuse to break a glass on his smug, orange face

First of all
>I'm 26 and never been into a club
second
never had a gf or even held a hand

That's a groovy looking flag you've got there

I would become a #cruzmissile tbqh

>26
>never had a gf

Wow , it can't be real

If my girlfriend's ass was good enough for the Don to slap, I would feel so honored. I'll be smashing her ass all night long.

If he didn't say that he never held hands with a girl I was going to think that he was a real player, a different girl every week
El rato is dead

Salute him and say thank you

slap his ass

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>tfw no gf to get ass slapped with

Canada has really taking the title of shitposter. When was this title fight?

WHAT'S WRONG TRUMP-SAN

ARE YOU CRAVING MY MCNUGGIES

What the fuck is a girlfriend
How can a woman be friendly, please explain

Can you slap my ass too?

>I simply MAGA before the god. My woman is part of the plan somehow.

Hi, Milo.

KEK

Let him cuck me and hopefully she gets pregnant with billionaire sperm.