/hoc/

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>not a minnesota thread
laughing SO HARD at minnesota

>canada

Laughing SO HARD at Edmenton

>COILERS

>BLOWN

>THE

>FUCK

>OUT

SUCK MY DICK HAHAHA KEEP WHINING ABOUT THE REFS

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

BURN ALL EARLY FAGS AT THE STAKE AND THEN TRIP FAGS WITH THEM

>Canadian teams in charge of winning home playoff games

Lundqvist: 1
/hoc/: 0

>not being one of two who voted that Lundqvist would shut the habs beens out
lmao tbf

>rags

current bracket for your use/pleasure

Picks for tomorrow?

>craps over laffs
>reddithawks over perds
>flim flams over cucks

>Oilers out-shot 44-19 at home

How HIGH do you even have to BE to DO something like that?

>52 SOG against Minnesota

lol. Boudreau is about to turn red and sweaty again

Laughing SO HARD at the Mild

coilers and shorks both got 1 PP goal

there was no refpuck

Preds beat hawks, regulation.
Craps win 3-0 or allow a goal or two
Films win in OT

>Mcmeme already getting frustrated

>boilers
>11 years
>lose
W E W
E
W

Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron, Minnesota Wild and Connor McSecondary.

Exactly. Oilniggers are complainers. They have always been and I say fuck em. Hope their asses get swept.

lel

>Flames
>winning in Anaheim

The sharks made me so hard boys

>0-3

Weren't the Oilers winning? What happened?

>Habs
>Snes
>Oilers
All lost today. Canada's return to the playoffs has started with grim results.

>le analheim is invincible at home meme

Yes they were up 2-9

against the flim flams? yes

the leafs will reverse this tomorrow

Same. That's the Donskoi and Hertl I fell in love with last spring.

>all these delusional coilers fags who thought they were already guaranteed round 2 just because they got a 2-0 lead

Anaheim overrated af

>go to Sharks vs. Oilers gamethread
>ctrl + f "ref"
>28 results

kekekekek

It's not that they're invincible. It's that the Flames literally haven't won there in over a decade. If it was another team maybe they'd have a chance but not Calgary.

>game starts
>ALL THESE OILER FANS EVERYWHERE
>Laughing at the sharks
>now
>HAHAHAH FUCKING OILERS

where did all the oiler fans go?

>This was a case of the refs deciding the game and not the teams
>44 - 19 SOG
okay m8

>Wild lose and all the Finns abandon the thread

2 goal lead is the worst lead in hockey. Oilers fans need to remember.

>2nd round here we come!
HOLY LEL

I stayed up all night for this game. IT'S 9 AM.

is this just how they wave hello in alberta

Why don't Finns bandwagon WINNING teams? Don't they know that if a team has a Finn on it, they will never win?

Has any other fanbase gone from 0-100 so quickly before accomplishing anything?

NEWS
>McCuckold got exposed tonight
>Jackets, particularly Bobrovsky are memes all along
>Minnesota (despite the loss) are for real
>Nobody cares about Bruins vs Sens

Call up Pulju NOW

But the last two cup winners had Finns
??????

hertl has really stepped up the last few games

especially when mcdavid's on the ice, he's essentially shutting him down which essentially shuts down edmonton entirely

laffs, cocks, lames

Cantpucks

>oilcucks were literally talking about facing anaheim with 2 periods left to go in the first fucking game

The pens' announcers are absolutely fucking dreadful. It cannot be said enough.

"Phil the thrill can fire the pill!"
"And the fans are on their feet showing their aprishiation...for the flower!"

>experience doesn't matter
>don't even know how to play in the playoffs
>get fucking DOMINATED by the slowest, oldest most beat up team in the league
coilers are fucking D O N E, mcgaykid's career is D O N E

lol parise wouldn't even make team canada

The McBenchpoints dicksucking is honestly too much.
I'm literally burned out of McMeme and it has been 2 seasons.

What do you think is going through their heads?

>>Jackets, particularly Bobrovsky are memes all along
that's not news

>game threads in the playoffs when half of the league is watching
>expecting anything other than them laughing at the losing team
m8 half the posters in every thread don't actually have a rooting interest in the teams participating

If the Caps lose tomorrow I will shitpost about them sucking shit, but if the win I'll be all about shitting on the Laffers

Chiarelli doesn't know what he's doing though

Laughing SO HARD at bandwagon Finns

>25 consecutive home game wins against falmes
>beat falmes 4 -1 2014 - 2015 series

strong meme

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>"Maybe I can dress out and get in there and win this thing?"

hey

"Should have taken Los Angeles' offer instead"

TED FROM AKRON ABSOLUTELY SEETHING

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I hope so. I mean, it's only a game

This explains every successful team in the last 20 years

>buying a brand new orange jersey so you'll fit in with the rest of the fans
>pay $300 for nosebleed seats
>pay whatever it is for concessions
>but worth it because Gretzky is in the building and he's not there for the Coyotes or Kings
>boo refs all game long
>get 2 goal lead
>everything is good
>you can see the cup
>allow 1 goal
>"well we still are ahead!"
>allow two goals
>"well we're great in OT!"
>lose in OT
>you've wasted your money, time, and effort just to watch your team lose the first playoff game since they lost to a sunbelt team in the first post lockout finals and fell off the map
at least I'm not a coils fan

So are you too young to remember when Crosby came into the league or what

You've got another 10 years of this ahead of you at least.

>leave the reddithawks to us

Yes I was

you mean you stayed up all morning

First good post of the night. Seriously were they giving away those jerseys at the gate?

Everyone knew the blowjobs were regressing PDObabbies and everyone except the leafs knew the Canadian teams were meme shitters

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seriously take your posts to reddit or HFboards maybe someone will find them funny

>Chiarrelli doesn't know what he's doing though

Yeah that's his point

>the state of hockey unironically thought they would make it past the first round
HAHAHAHAHA

Canada 0-3 tonight. 0-5 tomorrow. Can they win a game?

Phill still looking for that conn smythe. Absolutely robbed last year

Go get some rest pal.

If the Senators can't beat a Boston team down 3 defensemen and their 2nd line center they should seriously consider suicide

Fresh OC
Although I'd be surprised if someone hasn't done this before

i think the flames could

maybe

Subway fresh!

>Playoff Colin Wilson hasn't practiced for two (2) days

getting worried tbqh

It's good to have hope in the face of impossible circumstances.

>haven't won a game in Anaheim since 2004
fat fucking chance LOL

What did /hoc/ think of the Coilers concourse pass they plan on selling?

>make the playoffs for the first time in 11 years >milk those prairie nigs for all they've got

Lol Johnny hawkey is going to leave the game crying because someone flicked his pinky, flames are done

>Murray in goal
>5 skaters playing tight D, blocking shots like the fucking secret service

>Fleury in goal
>forewards bolt for the blue line and leave the d men to try to make quick passes that leave fleury exposed to turnover meme shots and way less blocking so he has to do cartwheels in goal to stop everything

In an interesting conundrum, say Murray doesn't get healthy enough or fleury pulls turnabout on him for last year and plays so well that they stick with him, and fleury brings a cup home this year.
Who do you keep in that scenario?
Murray is younger but perhaps slightly less durable
Fleury is known for getting off rhythm occasionally and getting into slides, but is generally rock solid

The way these playoffs are going they probably will. No one thought the rags or shorks had a chance tonight.

The refs were bad tonight. Edmonton played like horseshit during the last 30 minutes but half of those calls shouldn't have been made. Larsson going towards the net in the 3rd and gets tripped up and sat on without even having the puck. McDavid getting his stick lifted and then hooked so he couldn't even get a shot away despite out skating both sharks d. Gryba hit on Couture is not a penalty, they just wanted to call it to protect Couture because he was wearing a face shield. It a miracle they couldn't find more shit to call. Tim Peel is an embarrassment to NHL officials and should never work an NHL playoff game again. San Jose out worked edmonton during the latter half of the game but that doesn't mean the Refs should dictate the pace of it. They missed a shit ton of calls against the Sharks tonight and Chiarelli will politely let them know tomorrow. Edmonton helped keep shit franchises like San Jose in the league. You would think they wouldn't dumb down a playoff game to the level of there.good for nothing shit for brains fan base

Fuck oil country and all those faggot RIG LYFE retards

Calgary won a playoff game at Anaheim in 2006, actually.

They will.

Ducks always choke

Not in forever. None of Chia's move encourage growth and have been built around the hope that the pieces the Oilers drafted will be legit and will remain useful.

He's made 3 big moves:
He traded Talbot for 3 picks, none of them in the 1st round.
He traded Hall for Larsson.
He signed FA Lucic to 7-year $42 million contract.

Talbot move was good, but the other 2 are easy to scrutinize. But all his moves can be. He built immediate success, unlike other GMs who come into rebuilds and try to grow it themselves. Something you can't really say is commonplace for a team outside of the one that farmed 1st overalls.

But Chia's moves aren't just random. He used to a 1st round forward to pick up a top 2d and picked up a starter. Then he picked up some tough guys and layabouts to fill in a lack of grit on the roster and add some size like he would in Boston. The moves he's made pay off immediately. All he's done is put an actual team on the ice, regardless of quality.

The """city""" of edmonton, ladies and gentlemen

i've always liked fleury

if i was putting a canadian roster together fleury would be in my top 3 for sure