Planning to move to Juarez Mexico to go full Alex. What are the pitfalls?

Planning to move to Juarez Mexico to go full Alex. What are the pitfalls?

>Juarez

You are most likely getting shot and dumped in a Canal

remember to link the liveleak video when you get beheaded

what's that guys name again? i forgot it

Aside from paralysis and damage to the skull, absolutely nothing.
Maybe some jail time when you get better too.

>going to a literal hellhole and expecting to not die as soon as you get off the plane

So no beheading? Nice:-) I might even, if I get lucky, sneak across the American border.

Alexey Makeev

thanks

Say if I get beheaded, is it gonna hurt or the very idea of actually getting beheaded is a hoax created by Jews?

Merda

Why to that shithole, at least move to decent city

I wanna see what American border looks like and see if i can get across.

Just watch the show Border Wars.

No it doesn't hurt, you just lose a lot of blood and get really cold.
t. beheaded mexican

You need people in borders

Been to it, nothing remotely special, but hey, your money to waste. Thought money would be more precious in ukrain.

Do you think it is possible or am I gonna get shot up by your cops?

If you cross, you will just get deported, except you will stay in detention for a long fucking time because they can't sent you back to mexico, so probably spend months in detention centers with central americans as a sound way to spend vacation, go for it.

If youre girl just have baby as tourist in us instant cutizenship

you wouldn't last a week

Sheesh! How do then mexicans do it? I mean there should be some way!

A whole week? Why would them beheading me take so long?

Most get temporary visas then just never leave.
The other option is going through extremely remote desert areas where you will certainly die unless you're extremely prepared and vigilant.

Getting them angry enough to behead you will take time. If they're only a little angry at you they will just shoot you in the street.

One more question: are you a mexican ethnically?

if you plan on coming to the US bring me a qt Ukrainian girl

Will boipussy be enough?

Yes that will do.

NO, I WANT A QT UKRAINIAN GIRL(FEMALE)

Yes, I was born in Mexico and was raised in a small city just a few miles from the border.

Then you have to go back merda

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Okay I will leave when you return the land you stole from Russia cockhole.

Edomex.
I recommend northern suburbs of Mexico City.
Try Ecatepec.

We love russians!!!! go to sinaloa instead.

I would expect them to have lots of machetes
so bring something bigger than a combat knife and probably a shield + armor

I hope you'll get better k/d ratio
good luck

if your white you should be fine

Stop bumping this shitty thread and let it die

give me a quick rundown on this guy

russian with mental illness went around in mexico and harassed the locals and called them monkeys etc. eventually they got fed up and a mob of mexicans beat him up.

Are you white?

If so just don't talk and they'll let you through

They actually wanted to behead him. I understand a bit of Spanish.

White privilege?

nice, based Mexicans

MERDA!

but he kill 1 mexican mierda, mexicans didn't kill him

That's cause beaners are weak