I know this board is all about porn now days but lets talk about US law...

I know this board is all about porn now days but lets talk about US law, anyone here run into some serious communist styled fucked up shit? I remember growing the cops were usually trying to help but now I'm faced with a dui for having my work truck on for 3 minutes in my own god damn driveway after calling them because I was being attacked.

Also fuck it lets make this an interaction with law enforcement general.

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Spanked my 10 year old kid. Arrested by 15 uniformed police guns drawn taken to jail and charged with 3 felonies they refuse to offer a plea deal And I'm scheduled for a jury trial. Yup I've run into fucked up shit for sure. They also arrested my wife after tackling her and choking her

15? What the fuck?

What charges they hit you with and why did you go jury instead of bench?

>does something ridiculously stupid
>blames muh commies for everything
no, you're just a dipshit

>get attacked
>call cops
>sit in work truck real quick
>turn it off when they arrive
>address them
>get arrested instantly
Sorry I didn't realize sitting in my work truck on my own private property was driving under the influence.

if you drive drunk you deserve to die and/or get assfucked by niggers in jail.

Trusting cops for anything is fucking retarded. They're not here to help you; they're here to collect bullshit fines and maintain order by beating anyone they see as disorderly into submission.

>I remember growing the cops

>if you drive drunk you deserve to die and/or get assfucked by niggers in jail.
I wasn't driving, I'm strongly against driving drunk, I was sitting in my van because my roommate was fucked up.

>Trusting cops for anything is fucking retarded. They're not here to help you; they're here to collect bullshit fines and maintain order by beating anyone they see as disorderly into submission.
No shit but I was the least disorderly party present and I had no idea sitting in a non moving truck was illegal.

I think I used the wrong fertilizer

2 felony child abuse 1 felony endangerment of a child 1 misdemeanor intimidation of a witness because I told my uncle he was a little bitch for calling the police. Went jury because the judge has fucked me 3 times now in bond condition hearings and refuses to let me go back home with my wife and kids since I will "intimidate the victims to sway their testimony "

>2 felony child abuse 1 felony endangerment of a child 1 misdemeanor intimidation of a witness because I told my uncle he was a little bitch for calling the police.
Surprised they just didn't no contact the uncle, as bad as I've had it I've threatened cops and haven't eaten that much shit. Guessing a knew you and was a little fuckboy.

>Went jury because the judge has fucked me 3 times now in bond condition hearings and refuses to let me go back home with my wife and kids since I will "intimidate the victims to sway their testimony "
No contact is standard but around here the pb judge ain't gonna be who you deal with in actual court, your state is even more fucked than mine and mine is fucked beyond recognition.

>Guessing a knew you
Meant to say "Guessing a cop knew you"

>on subway
>itsshowtime.mpg (poor niggers that dance and sometimes kick people in the head for tips)
>off duty detective shows gun and badge, tells them to knock it off
>this greatly offends a homeless man
>homeless man starts yelling, really yelling, nonstop, at the cop
>cop gets up, shoves him, then goes back to trying to ignore it
>homeless guy just will not stop screaming at him, not afraid of yo punk ass, i back down for none one, blah blah
>cop just completely loses it, pulls out gun, holds it by the barrel, and starts beating the guy with it
>lucky the gun didn't go off since it was pointing right at me
>train gets stopped but it's over and they're gone by the time the conductor comes back to investigate
>they;re just in different cars but everyone lies because the train wouldn't be going anywhere if anyone said we wanted police called or it wasn't over
>it was recorded by me and others
>we were all too scared to release it because nypd will fuck you up over making a detective look that bad

there is some serious iliteracy going on in this thread tonight you faggots. this piece of shit physically abused his kid so badly he might have to serve jail time and you all are blaming it all on the cops or judge. How bot not beating your kid half to death because your a shitty parent? Maybe that would make cops be nicer to you. faggot

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>we were all too scared to release it because nypd will fuck you up over making a detective look that bad
pussy ass bootlicker

I'd agreed with you until the moment you were that faggot that drops your shitty soundcloud in a thread in which it has less than zero relevance.

It was actually the cps cunt and the assistant d.a. who know me because of my last name, my dad was an attorney and they lost to him a lot so now they're taking it out on me.

And yeah my state is completely fucked, the county I'm in is even more fucked and they can get away with whatever shit they want because it's a small town like the mother fucking wild west

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go to hell you illiterate nigger

yeah easy to say that til you have to weigh your own life being fucked up by pissing off the largest police department in the country, one that's known to routinely arrest on very convenient charges those who film its misconduct

I didn't beat my kid half to death, how about not projecting? He got spanked with my hand 5 times on his ass.

it's very easy to anonymously post a video on the internet. There are plenty of organizations that exist to handle protecting people who have incriminating evidence against people in positions of power.

oh so you admit to molesting your kid 5 times gently with your hand? now there is another charge for the DA to pin on you

Here's a hint for you: that's what the appeals process is for. Go to a higher authority if you suspect foul play/that this is a reprisal. Get a better attorney that knows people in the superior circuit rather than this mom n pop bullshit. Be your own advocate and do some research.

nice buddy. Good try

dont pretend like you know shit about the law. faggot your prolly a 40 year old neckbeard still livin in mommy's basement

If you're drunk and in a vehicle with the keys it's a DUI doesn't have to be running. America

I've got 3 attorneys working on that. I'm a lawyers son, thanks for the hint but research and advocacy and appeals are All in the works as well as getting judge to recuse himself since he was the cps attorney before he became judge

just not worth the potential trouble.

even if i edited it to remove my face, if it became important, one of the other people filming might still have their video. all it takes is one of them giving an unedited version to the police, and it's right back on me. especially because it's only me and 1 other person that were close up, everyone else was huddled on the other side of the car after the gun came out

if someone got shot, seriously injured, or wrongfully arrested, it would be worth it, otherwise, i dont need the trouble.

A light slap counts as a beating now days you little pussy boy. Shit as kids we used to have mini race wars and beat each other bloody and no one gave a fuck because kids are tough as shit.

bitch you aint got no 3 attorneys LMAO. you got a public defender that is going to neglect your case until the last minute. quit trying to pretend your a baller on Sup Forums with Tony Montana type Attorneys and shit fagg

Oh man, I knew they had it in for you but that's real right there. A connected CPS worker can fuck your ass up for no god damn reason.

Lawyer here- mostly to laugh, but I may chime in with answers to your nonsense issues.

>There are plenty of organizations that exist to handle protecting people who have incriminating evidence against people in positions of power.
Real world here, nepotism rules. This place really has become full of underage faggots. A police report means as much as shit on toilet paper, no one gives a fuck.

Nah, This is a porn site

faggot quit trying to rationalize your child abusing tendencies. you beat your kids and did more than that! DIDNT YOU??? DIDNT YOU!!!!

well that's what you get for not reading your memos. spanking hasn't been allowed as discipline for what, 20 years now?

Don't matter, it was either I was drunk in a vehicle, fighting, or drunk in public. It's my property and my truck is gpsd and it was blocked in so it couldn't move anyways. It's a retarded law.

Not everyone has to be a poorfag buddy, I'm smart enough not to get free defense and I'm not claiming to be a ballet I'm just not poor add fuck because I've worked my ass off all my life and have 8 kids to provide for so I save every penny I earn

Cops illegally searched my vehicle because I was "suspicious". Ended up finding my meth stash so it worked out for them. A little fucked up but I can't really complain.

As a matter of fact in my state corporal punishment is 100% legal bitch. You do the research. I've done mine

That wasn't even me dumb shit.

Not even that dude.

I doubt you are but as OP what do you think of my case? My lawyer said due to the way the case was handled there's no way the state is going to get a dui. My truck was off but I was arrested after it was off, I actually lost my keys so when they searched me they couldn't find them, I did blow and blew high but I had no other place to go so what's the chance the state can actually hit me?

PDs actually have as good, if not better, trial stats than the average private defense attorney.

oh, you didn't realize? he's innocent boys, just ignorant. let's get out of here

if youve saved every penny you earned then your admitting to neglecting your kids coz you would have spent some money on them if you cared about em. Not only do you neglect them, but you also beat them, and if you have 8 kids that proves your either a nigger or spic. LOL typical bad parent in america crying for help on Sup Forums coz he got caught beating his kids

yes yes i understand your confusion.

there's a whole range of things relating to children that are no longer legal, despite the law actually not being changed to reflect that.
and spanking, like letting your child be alone outside, is one of those things where its legal status aint gonna do shit to stop cps and judges from calling it abusive

idk about america but canadian cops are generally pretty chill from what i've experienced. You can get away with warnings for a lot of little stuff but if the cop you're dealing with is a cunt or you're being a cunt to them then gl

cops are good guys
jej

I will say I had a kick ass pd save me at pb court. Faggots wanted to revoke my other bond but this chick went to bat because I have a good job.

I should have clarified...I’m a civil attorney. So..not too much help for you, but:
Not knowing what state you’re in, I would say if you had keys on you, and they witnessed you step out of the truck you’re fucked. That said, I sincerely doubt anyone will push a dui for that. Probably just offer you pretrial diversion or some similar type shit.

>oh hey this guy called us because he had to fight someone else off
>oh shit he's in his truck avoiding conflict, let's get em' boys
To be fair the officer and I have beef and both really want to fight each other.

just yesterday i got a light reminder of their petty malice too

>standing in a crowd staring at a train that broke down halfway into the station
>cop comes pushing through the crowd
>shoves me out of the way
>proceeds to stand 2' in front of me, also doing nothing and staring
>gets bored and wanders off after a minute

I'm white as fuck. Trying to save the race bitch. Also obviously I spend money on them you dumb fuck I was meaning I don't go out and buy bullshit just because I have the money and there was a point in time where I didn't have kids so I saved everything and was well off financially before I started a family because I'm not a welfare cuck and never have been.

>.I’m a civil attorney.

They have more trial experience than anyone else. Private attorneys only take cases they like to trial, PDs are stuck with whatever shit they get handed. It makes them learn to swim really quickly.

As for DAs. They’re fucking terrible. All they do is ask “and then what happened” over and over again.

Yeah, sorry I like having nice things.

quit suckin public defender dick. we all know they suck at their jobs and your gay little story wont change that

I spent 30k +/- a year in taxes to keep those government leeches at work. Of course I hate them.
The only positive thing they do is shoot niggers and they aren’t even efficient at that

Cops are useless at best. Most deserve to get shot anyway.

>Not knowing what state you’re in, I would say if you had keys on you, and they witnessed you step out of the truck you’re fucked. That said, I sincerely doubt anyone will push a dui for that. Probably just offer you pretrial diversion or some similar type shit.
More or less how my lawyer put it, though he said due to the way they handled it (which I can go into detail about) that there's a good chance of it getting dropped. My state is big on actual physical control but considering my truck is gpsd and they didn't say anything to me and just arrested me well after I was out of my truck without even telling me my charges they have a weak case.

sorry man, but Sup Forums is for random. you need to take that question to Sup Forums for politics

Dem TRIPSSS

My felony PD was a fucking monster who kicked ass, I had one solid misdemeanor PD but he was connected, besides the PB one I mentioned they tend to get overloaded which is sad.

DAs are terrible but they are aggressive which gets annoying.

Not really, misdemeanor guys tend to be overwhelmed but felony PD are as good as private in my experience.

What country?

>I spent 30k +/- a year in taxes to keep those government leeches at work. Of course I hate them.
I yelled at one cop about that so much he fucked off about a block away to write his report. These nu-male cops are such babies, at least when I was 17 and I got mad at a cop they'd have it out with me and no legal action would happen.

I got banned for talking about the same subject on Sup Forums. It's been years since I've been here but Sup Forums is for everything buddy.

>we were all too scared to release it because nypd will fuck you up over making a detective look that bad

shitthatneverhappened: the post

Abuse of power does not equal communist. wtf

Did you consent in any way?

>Abuse of power does not equal communist. wtf
Pretty much does, communism is all about state power. America was built on freedom to do whatever the fuck you want as long as you work hard, hell that's what capitalism is at it's core.

Murica

if you think that nobody is concerned about retaliation you haven't been paying attention

anyway i can only speak to the motives of 2 people that were filming, i didn't ask the 3-4 others if they would be making it public, so there, you can pretend you caught me in some big lie

To be fair the detective did the right thing there and it's not an unbelievable story.

I got tazed and kicked by 3 cops just because one had issues with me because I called him a pussy faggot when he tried to act tough a week before.

Ain't shit you can really do against them.

Nope. Rolled up with guns drawn and told me to get out. Preceded to search and cuff me then searched my car.

Was it a traffic stop for a traffic violation?

>and spanking, like letting your child be alone outside, is one of those things where its legal status aint gonna do shit to stop cps and judges from calling it abusive
>Oh god a kid is outside, these parents need to go to jail!

Traffic stop.

What for? Why did they decide to search?

yes, police and cps now routinely respond to younger kids out alone, at ages where if you're over 30 you almost certainly were out without an adult all the time at that age.
like the family that went through multiple cps investigations for letting their kids walk 1 block to the park
the family that was ordered by cps to not let their children ride the bus alone
the guy criminally charged for punishing his 8 year old by making him walk home
the cps investigation that ensued after a child missed the bus and walked to school alone

it happens *a lot*.

Yeah I know, it's completely fucked.

I'm younger at 26 but I remember as a kid the neighborhood was filled with all of us kids playing around. There were at least 40 of us often fighting little mini kid wars for territory and it was awesome. I remember coming back home a few years ago to take care of my aging mother and going for runs and not seeing a single kid. It's fucking weird. I don't see children outside anymore and yet so many of my customers have their kids hooked on a fucking ipads watching minecraft lets plays bitching about how they have autism. This country is getting fucked up real fast.

Said they were looking for a drug dealer that drove the same car I have. In my deposition they searched my car because they saw a baggie in my seat. But my shit was in the glove box.

What do you drive? Was there a smell? Was it early in the month? Was the guy young or old?

I once had a cop laugh off my coke, weed, and addie I had sitting on my table at the entrance to my house saying I should at least try to hide it but certain cops will be fucking pricks. It seems the older ex military guys care a lot less. Also HWP are straight up thugs so if they got to you that all makes sense.

Shit the fuck up nigga

Fuck the police. I’m a white middle class American.... still fuck them. Nazis just waiting to fuck with anyone.

Lol spic cop

It was meth, there's no smell. I'm almost certain someone I knew snitched on me.

I live in Australia and I'm very happy with the police here. you americans can get fucked

Probably or they just wanted to fuck with you because it was early in the month. I got searched once in a work truck but obviously had fuck all on me. They stopped me for I shit you not going 2 over because it was "an area where golf carts frequent."

Though with meth maybe I'm wrong and you got snitched on but you'd have to be slinging at that point.

"I got a tiny bit of pot
>[cop finds a pound]
"I aint dun do nothing wrong"
>[cop finds out they have 4 warrants and are felons with a gun]
"I just had a beer or two! It's dark out, that's why my driving sucks!"
>[Cop find out their twice the limit and have 6 dui's]
"We just got into a fight, it's fine!"
>[Cop takes pictures of white girl so bruised she looks like a nigger]

Do you not get why cops get so fucking sick of you fuckers and your nigger excuses..?

If you don't want to be arrested, fined, jailed, or sentenced, don't do illegal shit.

If you want to do illegal shit, be prepared to face the consequences of whatever laws are in force where you're fucking up. While you might get away with something once, twice, or maybe even hundreds of times, but if you're doing something illegal, the odds are that you will be busted at some point.

If you can't do the time, don't commit the crime.

I've never had any problems with cops since I cleaned up and don't drink and drive.

I don't drink and drive either and have never committed a crime yet I've been arrested over 30 times, no convictions. You can suck my dick you little sheltered fuck boy.

>have never committed a crime yet I've been arrested over 30 times,

Kek. dindu spotted....

So, you're a nigger?

You just aren't convicted because it's not worth the time/effort/court costs.

There's a difference between niggers and the numale millennial cop force that gets their masculinity questioned every second so feel they have to take anybody they can in to feel like they still have nuts.

No, those truly radical commies are somewhat rare.

Did you lawyer up for the DUI?

White as snow and have a decent job making 2k+ a week. My bloodline is upper class but I was born a bastard with nothing to an alcoholic mother who was disowned by the family, with today's legal laws that means trying to take care of her means she gets mad and I get to go to jail.

My employers don't give a fuck because I'm great at what I do but make no mistake about it I get arrested a lot because of the way the laws are here.

...

>No, those truly radical commies are somewhat rare.
Those commies are the new cops, I saw the generation shift and it's full of faggotry. Once had a CO walk in and just yell "WHO WANTS TO TALK SHIT ABOUT CO'S, I'LL FUCK YOU UP RIGHT NOW." No machismo here, I didn't say shit because if anyone did they go to the restrainer where they tighten shit until your blood doesn't circulate and you pass out. If that's not commie shit I don't know what is.

>Did you lawyer up for the DUI?
Fuck yeah and the leo violated a lot of procedure. Fucking stupid I have to waste money and time like this though.

I'd goof here but at least you aren't porn posting like everyone else here now days. What even happened to this board in the past 8 years? It's just porn, I'm surprised I got posts at all.

Don't die on me now, porn threads have their own boards.

>What even happened to this board in the past 8 years?
Reddit and Tumblr showed up and found out it wasn't the scary place they thought it was and they never really bothered to leave