Ask a software engineer at Google anything

Ask a software engineer at Google anything.

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moot?

race and gender?

No, moots in jew york.

white male

what engine would be better for my car, gallo 12 or gallo 24?

Why does your browser suck so much ass?

It eats up more resources than a fork bomb.

Are you a software engineer at Google?

y u guiz always fuckin wit my phone?

did you vote for Hillary or Bernie?

How do i get hired?
Do you guys have a sentient ai project going i can get in on?

I dont know Google that shit.

It doesn't? Do you remember what it was like when IE ran this town?

Yes, thanks for asking.

Because security and stuff. Phones are pretty vulnerable so they have to be updated constantly.

As a CompEng, you think I can still land Software jobs like working with Google?

Go fuck yourself

Can you send me money to pay for my rent? Lost job and now poor fag [email protected]

How does a recently graduated computer information systems student with a second degree in network engineering land a job at google

Gary Johnson.

Practice coding a lot, and have side projects. They help you get experience fast. People seem to like tensorflow these days.

Yes, thye are hiring like crazy. Just practice your algorithms. There is a book they recommend you read called How to crack the coding interview. Recommended.

Twice a day everyday.

Sorry user, I need that money to pay the rent.

By reading the interview questions people have posted. Interviews are mainly about seeing how well you interview, not much else.

The interviews are harder than the actual job, so if you can do them you'll be fine.

I write aes encryption algorithms for fun, mainly in c and python

Tell your boss to add embeded flash support back in, you assholes.

You are my hero user

Soft or hard tacos?

How do you make LTO and PGO patched in to chromium using clang?

Everytime i try lto or lto=thin it throws an error building "gn". Cant even find pgo patches that work on 62.

Your recommendations?

Did I do that?

GCM or GCM-SIV?

Flash was deprecated earlier this year I think. Not even Adobe supports it any more. Sorry. All my flash porn is going to stop working too.

Hard tacos, crushed up into taco pie.

when i start chrome my computer shits itself 2bh, mostly because of adblock I think
I only use it for facebook
havent had a problem with palememe (aside from facebook video calls) for browsing

Thanks.

Are you trying to generate the profile or use the profile? Also, Doesn't chrome have like an 8 hour build time or something insane like that?


Sure Urkel.

is go faster than node?

Why not just use Chromium? Lighter weight and none of the Google shit added in. The only real way to know why its slow is to profile it while it's running.

Are you using an SSD?

For pgo im trying to generate and use, all references i've found to it are outdated, and im really in the breeze.
LTO i'm trying without pgo currently as i cant get it pgo to work at all, also using lld to link.
I have ccache so its cut down to about an hour and a half.Without ccache it was about a 4 hour build time. Im also using old hardware though so

Why do all Chromebooks seem to suck?

No, Go has insanely high Garbage collection CPU usage. (It just doesn't pause for that long).

I write Go and Node occasionally. I think Go is more pleasant to use, though.

Is Google Ultron as good as they say it is?

moot is a security agent in front of the Google club.

I deleted my gmail. How long does Google keep my mail on their servers until they delete it for good?

We will keep them permanently on our servers.

>For pgo im trying to generate and use, all references i've found to it are outdated, and im really in the breeze.

So, TBH, it won't help that much. The slow parts of the code are usually the JS, which is being JIT optimized anyway.

We have special internal PGO that just works, so I am only familiar with that. Haven't tried building anything open source. Have you tried asking on the support forums? They're usually pretty helpful.

Because they are meant to be cheap (to appeal to Indians and Chinese). You get what you pay for.

where do you work?

Don't use memebrowsers, sorry.

It stays soft deleted for 2 weeks. After that it will appear to be gone but it's in limbo for 2 more weeks (30 days). After that It will be permanently deleted, but it may still be on our tape backups. Those get deleted every 180 days. So, 180 days if you want to be completely sure.

A lot of people delete their account and then change their minds, so we keep it around for little while.

Nest.

How did you escape from your masters long enough to start a thread?

>we already know you robots are smart enough to solve captcha since we've show you how a billion times or more.

...

>it wont help much
Not really doing it for any sane reason. Trying to compile everything i can with clang and add any optimization i can do it, even if its placebo.
I havent posted on any forums because every post i found about pgo was either unanswered or fizzled out years ago(like v30)

You're not op. You're a phony. Hey everyone this guys a great big phony. That's right a phony.

D: PayPal.me/kansama

Most people at Google aren't evil, they're just regular boring people. Only upper management is evil.

Is there an ideological echo chamber at Google as James Damore claims? Has it affected you/the people around you?

Phony

Example of an interview question please

we're you told to sat that?

>you chose to work for evil

Yeah I know the feel. It feels good to know your are running the most optimized shit you can. Likely the real reason why its hard and doesn't work is because no one really does it. I don't think Google even does it for their prebuilt binaries.

How many hours do you put in a week? I hear they work you to the ground at Google, hence why they have so many perks to attract the young crowd.

How much do you make?

High CPU usage != slower.

Go is considerably faster than Node, but Node is comparable because of V8's JIT compilation.

I run Go code on MIPS-LE routers and NodeJS simply doesn't work well due to RAM and threading restrictions.
Golang's usage of coroutines helps a lot.

Your choices are high memory (NodeJS) or high CPU (Go) - but Go is still slightly faster than NodeJS in sheer computational power.

Yes definitely. They are super duper liberal. If you so much as mention anything about genders being different, you'll be shunned, even if mgmt doesn't find out. They want to be so accommodating, they put tampons in the mens bathroom.

Given the start and end times of a bunch of meetings on a calendar, find if any two of them overlap.

They also told me to dump incest porn. What do you want?

If I delete pictures on my google drive ? how long does it gonna be loaded on google servers ?

Do you ever go to and laugh at the retards who are completely wrong

Notable to mention that Golang's standard library is about 8MB uncompressed.
For comparison, V8 alone (NodeJS's js engine) is 32MB uncompressed.
Just for reference in terms of overhead RAM usage.

About 50 hours a week. Most people do that much, but they often do the last 4-5 hours from home.


Salary: 150k
Bonus: 22k
Stock: 70k
401k: 9k

If you are trying to do bulk processing, Java or C++ would be faster than either. It really comes down to which has a more mature compiler.

What are we secretly developing by answering captcha questions? And how long until it takes over?

How do you feel about net neutrality? And why are you shilling to silence free speech?

about 4 weeks on average, but it can take as long as 6 months. See I used to not trust that Google would actually delete it, but since I can see the source code, I know it now.

Yes. They are so wrapped up about which programming language to use, rather than actually getting anything done.

What gender do I have to identify as to fuck your wife, your boss's wife, and the wives of all the rest of you cucks at google?

some nigger stole my gmail account like 2 years ago
Google won't even let me try to reset it because "they can't verify my identity" with less than 2 security questions that I know I got right...

isn't google supposed to be secure?

You are making self driving cars better at identifying their surroundings. Also makes image search smarter, but hardly anyone uses that.

The thing about NN is that its a big red herring. ISP already charge each other by where the traffic is going. The thing that everyone is talking about today is if they can also do the same thing to regular end users like you and me.

The idea that we should allow or disallow it is kinda silly; it's already happening and has been for decades.

You want to change your gender to fuck someone? Why not just rape them and keep your gender?

Get a temporary account with Adwords. When you do this, you get access to customer service people on the phone who can help. It sucks I know, but you can recover your acct.

Aren't you afraid Google will find these answers you're giving here and flag you as homophobic or something like this? Answering stuff with "why not just rape them?"

No. I'm not.

Why is that?

Show me your credentials faggot.

Because I don't want to live in a world where I can't occassionally say what I want in the privacy of my own home. What I say doesn't affect my work behavior or performance.

If I did get fired, there are literally 10 companies who would love to hire me that very day, and who pay just as well. Programmers are the rare commodity these days.


Why come to an anonymous image board if you can't say what you want?

Give me a program with a bug in it and I'll find it.

Give me a programming problem and I'll solve it.

>anonymous image board
Hasnt been anonymouse since 2008 bruh.
Moot wasnt to big in to datamining but hiro fucking is.Everything you say is linked in to a profile on your ip which is then sold to companies. You should know how companies create profiles on you and create a living person online from it, you're from google lol

How much power do you have over that pos search algorithm?
5yr successful mom and pop co. All white hat..obeyed rules ranked well...and it sunk us. Now we're almost homeless.

Will they really actually be able to recover my account?
What information do I need to tell them?

I haven't used the email for 2 years and the person who stole it is still using it to this day.

thanks for making chromebook not compatible with runescape. you had one job and you fucking failed bro lol kek you suck i got 99 cooking and fishing bro fight me irl

give me a job

I'd assume Google does pretty much away with anonymity? I'm not too big on the subject, but they state in their terms and conditions that they'll create an online profile of you, your used computers and other electronic devices and your browsing behaviour and stuff. All for the sake of personalised ads, i'm sure(*cough*), but i guess that data can also be accessed and analysed by other algorithms and humans?

I just sold my house in Silicon Valley to a Google employee who paid a quarter of a million dollars over an already ridiculous asking price. Why are Google geniuses so stupid when it comes to money?

Moot is in the same building as the fishfood Cafe last I checked

Any nude pics of any female worker at your company were leaked ?

Buy me a guy pls thx

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How do I bookmark all my open tabs on Chrome for Android?

game*

Housing market is fuxd there man people think it will just keep going

I am considering becoming what you are. Any tips or advice

That's why I sold and left. I bought 20 acres of land with a 3 bedroom house in New Mexico for about 1/12 what I sold my house in Sunnyvale for. I no longer wanted a front row seat to watch America choke to death on the vomit of its own hubris.

Boxers or Briefs?

How do i look?

Can you solve the problem of you being a faggot?

Why do you spy on us?

This is why I use firefox on linux

1 go fuck yourself for pretending that you have some uber software skills because you are hired by giggle. as you point out earlier, the key to getting hired is to br able to interview the right way, but you still want to believe you're some cream of the crop because goog stock is $1000+. that reflects nothing about your skill.

2 if die how does google figure that out and how long do they keep my accounts? i use everything google, drive, email, photos, phone, web, etc. if one day all access to my accounts ends how long until they deem i'm dead without any relative contacting them (i have none)

Why you spy on me, and track me, and force me to use Google when I have DuckDuckGo set as my default search engine in Opera on android phone?

Seriously, I change to DDG, and when I reopen Google is back as the default.

Use firefox nigga
Open source

Did you solved retarded questions for get the job?

I know you're just trying to make a point, but if you could solve this bug for me I'd actually appreciate it a lot.

github.com/fourthline/mmlTools/issues/33

>self-driving cars
That actually makes sense, as most of the fapcha images are cars and signs.

do you agree with the president Maduro?

What do I do if my GPA is shit and I have 1.5 years before finishing my software engineer degree? Is it too late to become good enough so I get hired at Google? Should I try to improve my GPA or focus on side projects to compensate? Or should I just give up?

They have a flash player exe. I use it in Lubuntu with WINE.

>they put tampons in the mens bathroom.
holy fucking kek

do you generally support the claims made in the memo?

is it true that facebook is listening to your conversations? you kwon something about that?
does google do something like that?

I just have one question. What the fuck, man? Like, really.