Be me

>be me
>huge bodybuilder and gymfag
>married
>my wife is superbly flexible
>sex is the best shit
>have 3 kids
>2 sons, one daughter
>daughter is a total emo
>never comes out of her room
>always forcing a bubble between us
>my oldest son is an athlete
>heshigherthanthestreets.pdf
>and then there's my youngest son
>pretty sure hes a fucking retard
>has constant mood shifts
>especially since hes a toddler
>guy from work always trying to outbest me
>mfw i think hes gay towards me
>mfw im Mr. Incredible

what is higher than the streets? you think any football players dont smoke weed? I was the whole team's dealer and kicker/center lmfao

Faggot

Faggot

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mfw i actually thought this was real even though i looked at the pic first. well played, OP

faggots

Faggot

Faggot

fit me irl feggits

Faggot

Little tip, probably shouldnt have had a pic of him because it kinda gives away the joke early

no u lol

fuck you faggot

Fag

Kiss me faggot

Dude you're so amazing. So funny. Superb. You're the best. I hope you know this

POst pic of your daughter

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faggoty faggots

Faggot

Faggot

Faggot

I just might do that ye fag

FUCKING
FAGGOTS
UP IN THIS
MOTHERFUCKER

But the far more important question.


Is your daughter hot? If yes, pic for proof

shut up faggot

STFU faggot

Fuck off faggot

Faggot

Faggot, stop making my loins quiver

nigger

What the faggot is going on in here

OH GOD YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS I CAME AND STARTED FARTING

none ya bidniz feggut

Faggot

you obviously didnt watch the movie becuase hes a fat weak loser at the beginnign

Fuck you faggot

Fag on a stick

Faggot

YOU
ARE BOTH
FAGGOTS

yeah sure whatevz n ur just a fag lol

Faggot

>no homo

fuck you, faggot, we all faggots.

SO
MANY
FUCKING
FAGGOTS

This thread is great. To bad its filled with COLOSSAL FUCKING FAGGOTS

Faggots

GET READY FOR NO. TWO THATS THE ONLY REASON THIS IS HERE.
GUISE REMEMBER THE INCREDIBLES

shut your faggy mouth, faggot.
FAGGOT

I think deserves a cool story bro.

Peter pumpers

uwatm8

btw faggot

fuck off fucking faggots

>scrolling by
>just see this pic
>look over at greentext
>see the flexible bit
>instantly know you are talking about the incredibles
>scroll down to see what its about
>its nothing, you just thought you were being clever

Whats cum taste like?? faggits

so you're a faggot, alright then, fucking faggot.

WHERE DID ALL THE FAGGOTS GO OH GOD I'M LONELY PLS RESPOND YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS