>be me
>huge bodybuilder and gymfag
>married
>my wife is superbly flexible
>sex is the best shit
>have 3 kids
>2 sons, one daughter
>daughter is a total emo
>never comes out of her room
>always forcing a bubble between us
>my oldest son is an athlete
>heshigherthanthestreets.pdf
>and then there's my youngest son
>pretty sure hes a fucking retard
>has constant mood shifts
>especially since hes a toddler
>guy from work always trying to outbest me
>mfw i think hes gay towards me
>mfw im Mr. Incredible
Be me
what is higher than the streets? you think any football players dont smoke weed? I was the whole team's dealer and kicker/center lmfao
Faggot
Faggot
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mfw i actually thought this was real even though i looked at the pic first. well played, OP
faggots
Faggot
Faggot
fit me irl feggits
Faggot
Little tip, probably shouldnt have had a pic of him because it kinda gives away the joke early
no u lol
fuck you faggot
Fag
Kiss me faggot
Dude you're so amazing. So funny. Superb. You're the best. I hope you know this
POst pic of your daughter
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faggoty faggots
Faggot
Faggot
Faggot
I just might do that ye fag
FUCKING
FAGGOTS
UP IN THIS
MOTHERFUCKER
But the far more important question.
Is your daughter hot? If yes, pic for proof
shut up faggot
STFU faggot
Fuck off faggot
Faggot
Faggot, stop making my loins quiver
nigger
What the faggot is going on in here
OH GOD YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS I CAME AND STARTED FARTING
none ya bidniz feggut
Faggot
you obviously didnt watch the movie becuase hes a fat weak loser at the beginnign
Fuck you faggot
Fag on a stick
Faggot
YOU
ARE BOTH
FAGGOTS
yeah sure whatevz n ur just a fag lol
Faggot
>no homo
fuck you, faggot, we all faggots.
SO
MANY
FUCKING
FAGGOTS
This thread is great. To bad its filled with COLOSSAL FUCKING FAGGOTS
Faggots
GET READY FOR NO. TWO THATS THE ONLY REASON THIS IS HERE.
GUISE REMEMBER THE INCREDIBLES
shut your faggy mouth, faggot.
FAGGOT
I think deserves a cool story bro.
Peter pumpers
uwatm8
btw faggot
fuck off fucking faggots
>scrolling by
>just see this pic
>look over at greentext
>see the flexible bit
>instantly know you are talking about the incredibles
>scroll down to see what its about
>its nothing, you just thought you were being clever
Whats cum taste like?? faggits
so you're a faggot, alright then, fucking faggot.
WHERE DID ALL THE FAGGOTS GO OH GOD I'M LONELY PLS RESPOND YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS