GET DOWN, THERE'S A SNI-

GET DOWN, THERE'S A SNI-

Seriously though, who's even around to press enter after th-

where? I don't see a sni-

How's it going, guys?

we don't ask questions like tha-

these threads are so old. and they dont are fun-

Not this shit ag-

Oh shit I see hi....

this thread is already dea-

Why is this still ali-

What happens if a sniper takes aim at candleja

Come on guys stop playing aro-

where? i don't see nuffi-

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omae wa m-

Spaghet-

sag-

mfw there is no sni-

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kid-

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Ay dios m-

Jimmy!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!

NAN-

wait a seco-

You pull a gun on my mans
I put a hole through your pare-

HOLY SHI-

OH N-

What's with all the bodies around he-

was that a muzzle flash or am I just going cra-

TOPKE-

ALLAHU AKBA-

Heh... Try m-

too bad you can't aim for shit

Is he go-

Teleports behind you
Nothing personal ki-

o shi-

End my sufferi-

YOU FUCKING WH-

oh m-

Here's a closer vie

Well fu-

Pretty well yo-

The black man don't die in this mo-

I'll take it from here

Guys forget the sniper! candlejack is going to-

Good luck ma-

GET THE FUCK DO-