I wanna rape a goose at my local park with some friends anyone got any ideas on how to?

i wanna rape a goose at my local park with some friends anyone got any ideas on how to?

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Can you chloroform a goose or do you want a struggle?

be careful they might give your nads a nip

>anyone got any ideas on how to?
you are an amazing person

chloroform sounds like a great idea thanks but i want some fight when i get some of that ass

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hes underage

Just have a few drinks together, sit on the lawn together in your underwear, and then grab his cock. If that doesn’t work you can send a nude via text but pretend it was an accident.

nigga.

thanks dad

Put a bag over it's head so it looses oxygen and won't get away. Just a suggestion

Fed geuse bred geuse like bred geuse will let you fug

ive always fantasized about geese, let me know how that goes OP

wanna join?

Step 1: have a really tiny dick.

Don't worry, he's got that covered.

Nah, I don't fuck with birds. If Griffins were real then yeah, i'd fuck the shit out of that, but nah. I'd rather fuck a mare or a bitch. Cheetas are hot too, honestly.

I don't agree. Kestrels are hot af

Just get em with a 12 gauge like the rest of us. You'll get your fight when you get good at wingshootin'.

Kestrels? Never heard of that. Gimme a sec, that intrigued me.

whats the fun if they dont fight back

niBBa what the fUck is this

Well, fuck. I guess i'm into birds now.
Instant hardon.

what's your first name

Steve

why?

no his name is Reese

Geese are evil
they have teeth on their tongues.
Teeth.
on their
Tongues.
who thought that was a fucking good idea.
it's like satan himself crawled out of the fiery pits of hell and said
"y'know what'd be pretty cool? means birds with TEETH TOUNGES"
tongue teeth.
teeth tongues.
fuck geese

Saved. Thanks user! Diamonds now.

Don't thank me, that the guy that told me about Kestrels in here.

looking for a man named Eric

oh well my names not eric

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come on guys i need to know howe before they fly south fot the winter

Oh fuck....that's nice.

are any of your friends name Eric

look at this pair of tits

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you have nice tits

@752073848@75207395**

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lmao

One time I tried to fuck a bird. He was a duck I think. When my peepee got halfway in his pooper he gave me a good nibbie on the good ol' ballpouch. Then I strangled him to death.

niBBa don't make me break no nut November

op her
update i got 2 freinds in on the thing i think were gonna take turns

Diamonds.

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

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Dem perky tits

This thread is just getting worse and worse as it goes along. Fuck you all for being so goddamn unoriginal

Slip the duck some ecstasy.

this whole site gets worse everyday, newfag. thanks for your original comment.

>implying you wouldn't fuck a lapwing

i would but geese are everywhere

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Imagine that in our lifetimes there is the strong possibility that man can travel time and butt fuck pterodactyls. Fucking science!

>I wanna rape a goose at my local park
Pic related

post proof in video form OP and i'll love you forever

this must be your first time shitposting

OP is kill

USe crisco to lubricate. youtube.com/watch?v=GCP62ykgI9Q

i will when its been done ill make a thread another ady for that tho

>implying I wouldn't be raping a male T-rex as it desperately tries to reach around to grab me with it's tiny arms to try get me off as it screams helplessly, but it's no use, your faith is sealed little Rexxy just like your dino asshole around my throbbing erection
I'm hard as diamonds right now

If you could keep its beak long enough it would be fun to see how far down its throat you could get.
But I have a bad feeling that face fucking a goose might come with some major obstacles

I feel like it is

first thing you're gonna want to do is get some broccoli/produce rubber bands and keep that fucker's beak shut.

Geese can peck like a motherfucker, and can damn near tear your balls off or peck out your eyes. They look like ducks, but god damn dude those beaks are tough as metal and they know how to fucking use them.

do you want to fuck a male or female goose?

This, and also, please post vids or atleast a few pics after you're finished. That would make me diamonds.

ok guys im gonna try to do it before december so that gives me 4 days i will amke a thread each day to tell you progress and if i do rape a goose ill take a vid

Capped and I'm holding you to this

ok so for the next 3 days i will make a thread at 9pm telling progress

i mean 4 days

whats a good steaming service? i wanna steam it when i rape the goose

heres a discord for the progress
CvxUmH

Make them come to you by throwing bread at them. If you dispose the time enough you could even go to the park since the 2-3 previous days of the sucess and do what i said so you build an affective relationship with your beloved avian

Two steps:

Cut off head (this reduces resistance significantly).
Insert Penis in butthole (that's the rape part).

Source: I have a friend who is quite experienced in this.