How do you get the delicious cake, Sup Forums?

How do you get the delicious cake, Sup Forums?

>say "fuck this"
>go to my right
>go to publix
>get delicious cake

>Grab onto first fish hook, slowly pass it, and grab onto each next fish hook in order to descend ice slope.
>Rip off last fish hook, enter water, grab onto shark like you would wrestle an alligator. Stab shark in the nose and gills to stop it from struggling.
>Throw other fish hook onto wall so that it latches onto other side. Climb up using arm strength alone, because if you weren't at least somewhat physically fit while doing this challenge you might as well an hero.
>Sweep aside dog shit, that's the least of your problems and you're a fucking faggot if you think that's actually a challenge,
>Throw said dog shit at the sniper that is barely a few meters ahead of you.
>Jump down just beneath the wall where there is no minefield.
>Approach cake area, and using the remaining fish hooks, pull apart the barbed wire.
>Enjoy cake.

Ask nicely.
Understand that if they say no I'll just have to go get some somewhere else.
If they accept thank them.

>step to my right
> appear where the sniper is
> kill him and take his gun
>shoot at the mines destroying the ground and barbed wire
>go eat cake

Slide down ice, collecting hooks and line on way. Drop into stuck shark tank, and kill the poor stuck shark. Take his teeth and tie them to tips of broken in half jaw bone. Use these and ice climbing picks. Then hide in giant pile of shit until huard change. During distraction run down pick up mine and throw it into tower. Then use the mines to blast way down to cake.

befriend the sniper

Climb down out of my tower and eat cake. Being sniper has good benefits.

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>swim to the depths of the water pit then up again, jumping over the shit and landing in the snipers nest
> rip that nigga to pieces, literally
> toss decapitated cock onto mine field, setting off mines
>use my mighty shark cock to spring myself into the cake pit

What if the cake is a lie

Collect hooks as you decent towards, use fish hooks as multiple grapples as you ascend Ice Wall. Fling dog shit at Sniper. Throw remaining fish hooks / dog shit on mine field. Enjoy your concrete riddles fucked out cake.

>furiously scoop quick sand with hands and throw it down the chute
>shark is now buried in sand, no worries
>parkour out of sand hole and down ice chute
>grab fish hooks along the way and take them
>they won't hurt me because I'm not a fish
>affix some of the hooks to my shoesa
>now I have ice climbing boots
>scale up ice wall
>push pile of shit off of wall because ew why is that even there #yucky
>use hook and lines saved from earlier like a grapple
>skillfully snag sniper around his neck and pull him out of the tower
>he falls into the minefield, effectively blowing a crater into the ground
>climb down through hole and around barbed wire
>seriously barbed wire isn't that bad just maneuver around it
>enter cake chamber
>eat cake

you never labeled the gray spaces so I will push they grey triangle over the shark hole and then calmly and easily dig through it, grabbing clumps to break down the barbwire.

ezpz

This is probably the answer

Do a 360 and walk to the cake shop in town

Okay guys, I am the smartest one here. Listen.
>Go down the ice, while collecting the fishhooks in you hands
>Land in water
>Shark won’t harm you, just because it’s angry doesn’t mean it’s hungry
>Link fishhooks together, making a chain
>Throw the chain over the dog shit, so it hooks on the top right corner
>Carefully climb the chain
>Quickly take one of the fishhooks
>Put some dog shit on the tip
>Throw at sniper, covering him in dog shit and potentially hooking him
>Sniper is down
>Take the rest of the dog shit, and put it on ground in front
>Jump on dog shit, making a soft landing
>Use another fishhook, using it to open and cut wires powering land mines one by one, except for one
>Take dog shit from ground you jumped in
>Cover landmine in shit, making it impossible to set off
>Climb sniper tower, take sniper from unconscious guy, shoot him in head to ensure death
>Take one more fishhook from chain
>Throw hook at landmine from sniper cover, setting it off
>Barbed wire is now exposed
>Climb down
>Shoot sniper several times at wire, cutting it and eventually making a comfortable opening
>Go in
>Eat cake
mission accomplished

>slide down the ice, avoiding the hooks
>inform shark about the cake, but not about the wire
>let it bite it's way to the cake and choke on the wire
>get cake

As if it wouldn’t smell the cake already

cake is not made of blood though.
Also, shit covers it's smell

not possible

do you have the original on that pic?

that cannot be a cake to begin with. Protecting that such low-valuable time with all that effort makes it unreal. the cake is a lie.

I got it from a thread about a week ago by someone posing as Shadman on a future project

>.noclip

>How do we keep the earth fully populated with humans forever?

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by succesfully getting to the cake?

The cake is a lie