She grabs your dick

She grabs your dick

What do?

Realize that I'm not in a position to be picky and let her do whatever she wants.

grab hers?

>has no dick

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:D

And then seduce her!
AAAAHAHA! XD

Take her to the back because that haircut screams "I want to speak to your manager."

cum buckets and shart

surrender

Ask her for her son's LoL username so you can tell the truth in all chat

I forget that I owe my ex $1,200 a month in alimony, that my kids get a shit education, that those two year air conditioning schools are fucking bullshit; I let her finish her lime-a-rita, direct her head towards my penis and let a woman do a woman's job.

Call police and have her charged with sexual assault.

1D4 bludgeoning damage

True answer here

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Pray her not to eat it.

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Smack her, choke her to death, cut her into little pieces and feed her to pigs, bury the rest of her in the woods.

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Break her fucking face throat with my cock

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Let her finish whatever she's doing with it before she makes a scene and asks to see the manager.

Cut dick off.