>you wake up in a small Polish town(27k inhabitants)
wat to do
You wake up in a small Polish town(27k inhabitants)
Jason Sullivan
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Charles Wilson
kill myself
Juan Perez
Y-you don't need help by any chance?
Jason Ross
kill myself
Cooper Hernandez
live till the end of my days in a hut secluded from society
Gavin Brown
Wouldn't you be like, ecstatic to see civilization for the first time in your life? History, culture, old buildings, white people and all of it not on tv but before your eyes?
Geez.
Connor Evans
>Most are racist, homophobic, sexist, arrogant, and aggressively ignorant. Thinking they're wonderful, hospitable, and everything "Polish" is amazing, they put on a big show for visitors, but day to day they treat each other like criminals. Generally hateful, envious, greedy, backstabbers, most have little integrity and will scam each other without thinking twice about it. Trust one at your own peril.
John Wright
another day
another butthurt pole
Daniel Thomas
Get the fuck outta there ASAP, because I'm brown and I don't wanna get smashed to death by angry plumbers
Cameron Jenkins
Kill myself
Elijah Turner
>I am Asian and I have been living in Poland for 5 years. They hate everyone who is not Polish, but especially Asians. I've been bullied and ridiculed in public, some were even aggressive enough to swear at me or attempted to assault me.
They are lazy, poor, and racist. They are extremely arrogant but just wannabes. I hate this country. I hope they rot in their little country and die poor.
Also, I'd love for Germany to invade them again.
Nathan Sanchez
There's a guy near Wrocław who build himself a house at the bottom of a mountain, far away from people, and now he makes samurai armor.
Bentley Davis
Kill Myself
Jace Smith
Ugly language, bad cuisine, very shitty people, terrible politicians, boring countryside and shitty culture, hideous cities, shitty music and cinema, pathetic army, neo-colonial economy with almost non-existant native industry and the list goes on.
Poland is literally the shitbucket of europe
Its as big as germany with half the population and nothing impressive ever came out of it
Never won a war or start an empire
Sucks ball at sports of any kind
Implied huge jewish population but sucks shit at finance and economics
Hitler literally see the poles as subhumans and wants polish clay so he can populate the aryans from germany in it.
Any average person will only know poland as "that country that was annihilated by the germans in the WWII".
Most are surprised it still exist.
Most people cant even find poland on the map and consistently mistook poland for either hungary or austria.
Its a country that is consistently bullied by countries around it and have absolutely no power to fight back due to its absolute low morale within its army and people.
Poland is so uninteresting and dull that nobody, even the arabs or the indians(well known for their immigration to western countries) wants to live there
Poland was supposed to be extinct and the amazement of it continuing its pathetic life like a dying rat is what makes poland literally the shithole of europe.
So fucking useless and incompetent you mistook it as a 3rd world country.
Thomas Stewart
We just want Schlesien desu
Ian Kelly
Colombians are surrounding by niggers; why would he want to see a bunch of European ones?
Mason Flores
You're wrong on one thing
>Never won a war or started an empire
The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth was one of the strongest nations at its time and one of your Kings saved Vienna from the Ottomemes. That's quite the accomplishment.
Jordan Lopez
>are surrounding
Ni hao
Logan Davis
>Never won a war
You stopped the Soviets in the 1920s and prevented the spread of Communism, objectively the most murderous ideology in the world; you also led the largest cavalry charge in history at the Second Siege of Vienna, spearheading it with Winged Hussars. Don't kick yourself too hard, bud.
Hudson Parker
...
Isaiah Bailey
Nice meme champ.
Hudson Roberts
wo sao ni ma be
David Foster
I'll go to the store and buy a jar of majonez.
Matthew Martin
"Dekoracyjny" from Winiary and "Kętrzyński" are the best ones.
Isaac Campbell
Benjamin Fisher
He's a nice lad, isn't he?
Not like Poles.
Christian Garcia
hah
war destroyed that town, I'm suprised it's still standing
Jeremiah Hernandez
Instantly become incredibly butthurt for no discernible reason.
Henry Young
go to the swamp to fight bloodzuigers and drowners
Mason Martinez
kurwa kurwa and then take the first flight to northern italy
Evan Lopez
find the closest railway station and leave
Kevin Smith
shitpost on Sup Forums furiously
Dylan Thompson
"I AM FREEEEEEEE",
I shout at the top of my lungs, then go find a language school.
When I am fluent in basic Polish, I then go ask for political asylum.
Alexander Moore
try my hardest to not get lynched by the locals before i can get out and go to a real country
Jordan White
Enjoy my life, I guess. I really do want to visit Poland someday.
Logan Fisher
wasnt it the same king that went to exile in madeira and allegedly fathered columbus with a portuguese noblewoman there?
Nathaniel Anderson
Woah, I will feel myself like at home.
Will visit.
POLAND YES
Bentley Bell
I would become pretty butthurt for some reason
Elijah Sanders
>27k
Too crowded
Isaac Scott
Drown myself in vodka
Josiah Cook
>be Polish
>have tons of beautiful cities and people, fine cuisines, etc
>whine forever for being a bit poorer than Western Europe
People often don't know how blessed they are.
Brody Williams
>a bit
Landon Morris
t. attention kurwa
Josiah Baker
marry a tall & strong polish girl then take her back to Brazil
Austin Carter
This man speaks the truth
Tyler Gray
1. learn polish asap
2. find work
3. find qt
4. start following local traditions and start drinking
5. drink more
6. beat wife in a fit of alcoholic rage
7. divorce
8. ask Jesus for forgiveness
9. drink more
10. die of liver cancer before 40
Liam Harris
Get beaten up for having black hair
Blake Evans
Dark hair is very common among West Slavs though.
Czechs and Poles mainly have dark hair.
Dirty blonde is the second hair colour here.
Also, it's not about having dark hair or dark eyes, but skin complexion. If you're pale or red(from drinking lel) you won't have a problem.
Evan King
I like this meme tbqh
Julian Perez
>Czechs and Poles mainly have dark hair
You are wrong. Majority of Poles have fair hair and eyes. Don't know about the Czechs, though.
Ethan Russell
Walk the cobbled streets.
This
Zachary Howard
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Carter Edwards
>Majority of Poles have fair hair and eyes
Not at all. Men are mostly dark-haired.
Women paint their dark hair to blonde, natural blondes are rare. It's mostly dirity blond.
Matthew Williams
Somehow get back to my homeland
Jacob Green
the butthurt
Aaron Morales
>be lithuanian
>become polish, swedish and russian bitch
>haha at least we got back at poles by sucking russian dick :)
okay there baltic nigger
Evan Ortiz
>find the closest railway station and leave...
>...to Wrocław like other ukrainians
Anthony Stewart
>small
>tfw grew up in a the bush in a town of 5.5k inhabitants, the majority were retired boomers
fuck i hate my parents for moving their and robbing me of a normal childhood and the opportunities to learn how to interact with normal people and establish reliable connections and relationships every fucking day
Luke Mitchell
...
William Walker
stop lying
Kevin Bennett
>Not at all
Your personal opinions are completely irrelevant, dude. What I said is based on hard data. Majority of Poles are fair eyed (fair means blue, green, grey and everything in between) and fair haired (from light blonde to light brown).
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If you are from Southern Poland, your false impression that Poles are dark may come from the fact that Southern Poland is considerably darker than the rest.
Oliver Fisher
>Implied huge jewish population but sucks shit at finance and economics
you were pretty rich and strong after you had taken the jews in tho.
Jason Garcia
Do you seriously think that some meme maps you found on the internet will refute my argument based on hard data gathered by Polish anthropologists? Think again then.
Dominic Thompson
>saved Vienna from the Ottomemes.
That was mistake
Nicholas Hill
Yes
>Writing in The Polish Review, Krystyna Lukasiewicz commented on rumours that King Władysław III of Poland did not die in 1444 but hid on the island of Madeira:
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