Sup Forums I have a serious research question for all of you.
What is the name of your penis and/or vagina?
Sup Forums I have a serious research question for all of you
None
I'm not a cuck you cuck
Jaimico
Don't really have a name for him, but he's a real stand up guy
What happened to that guy? Fuck that looks terrible.
My downstairs neighbor.
Jolly Roger
Godzilla. Picked by my bf.
that sounds like one ugly vagina
Decided to nickname his ass Tokyo so I could destroy it every time I'm pounding him. Idk. It's stupid but it's that inside joke shit that makes a relationship work.
Banana
Lol ima dude
Does it shoot plasma out of its orifices?
Jamal
Are your privates shy?
Squirt.
Penis.
I didn't name it.
In retrospect, probably a lot of guys from my HS with peens named Squirt...
Halo 4
Get out faggot
Why do you know this?
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Because she wasn't very creative, but liked to fuck.
Subway™
Lol my gf calls my dick that lol
Good for us
Mr. Pink
Blacky
turtle
I call my dick "The Truth" cause bitches can't handle it.
Blastois named by my gf
Goliath and The Ambassador.
The former coined by my first girlfriend, named after the airship from Laputa: Castle in the Sky, and the latter by my current girlfriend, she came up with it after i started pretending my dickhole was a little mouth that spoke in an alien gibberish. Lol.
The BFG
Humungus
AKA The Lord Humungus
>The Big Fucking Gay
fucking Earth Worm Jim I am fucking rolling right now
'Vlad'
Vlad the impaler, cause i stake those bitches
Mine's name's Fred !
>vlad the impaler
>vlad the imp
>the imp
Your dick is an imp
I call mine tinny Tim cause it’s the biggest I’ve come by. It sucks being a hung sissy, guys get embarrassed when they see it