Sup Forums I have a serious research question for all of you

Sup Forums I have a serious research question for all of you.
What is the name of your penis and/or vagina?

None

I'm not a cuck you cuck

Jaimico

Don't really have a name for him, but he's a real stand up guy

What happened to that guy? Fuck that looks terrible.

My downstairs neighbor.

Jolly Roger

Godzilla. Picked by my bf.

that sounds like one ugly vagina

Decided to nickname his ass Tokyo so I could destroy it every time I'm pounding him. Idk. It's stupid but it's that inside joke shit that makes a relationship work.

Banana

Lol ima dude

Does it shoot plasma out of its orifices?

Jamal

Are your privates shy?

Squirt.
Penis.
I didn't name it.

In retrospect, probably a lot of guys from my HS with peens named Squirt...

Halo 4

Get out faggot

Why do you know this?

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Because she wasn't very creative, but liked to fuck.

Subway™

Lol my gf calls my dick that lol

Good for us

Mr. Pink

Blacky

turtle

I call my dick "The Truth" cause bitches can't handle it.

Blastois named by my gf

Goliath and The Ambassador.

The former coined by my first girlfriend, named after the airship from Laputa: Castle in the Sky, and the latter by my current girlfriend, she came up with it after i started pretending my dickhole was a little mouth that spoke in an alien gibberish. Lol.

The BFG

Humungus
AKA The Lord Humungus

>The Big Fucking Gay

fucking Earth Worm Jim I am fucking rolling right now

'Vlad'

Vlad the impaler, cause i stake those bitches

Mine's name's Fred !

>vlad the impaler
>vlad the imp
>the imp
Your dick is an imp

I call mine tinny Tim cause it’s the biggest I’ve come by. It sucks being a hung sissy, guys get embarrassed when they see it