Best advice thread

Best advice thread.

ill start it off with a advice on how to get your basement dweller son out of your house.

> come in his room and tell him you cant afford internet anymore, its too expensive and job doesn't pay you as much

> fat fuck will believe it

> make sure that you disconnect the internet from his devices, and relocate the router somewhere outside of the house, and make a new connection and delete the old one.

> the last bits of internet that he has on his devices will run out very soon

> he'll be forced to play some downloaded games and jerk off to same hentai pics

> go to his PC when he's eating, and delete all of his games and porn stash that he has.

> make a fake text document that says something about that your son was hacked and got all of his shit deleted

> he will freak out and suspect that you'd have done something.

> play it dumb like you'd never invade his privacy or something

> eventually he will start going out, because he has nothing to do other than sit in his room, hopelessly waiting for beam light of internet to shine upon his devices.

> eventually he will stop being socially awkward if he is, he'll lose weight if he is obese.

> eventually he will find gf and move out of your house.

this is pretty much the best advice i can give to single moms with their basement dweller sons who refuse to get a job and leave the house, it may seem harsh, but you gotta do what you gotta do, after all every parent dreams about their kids becoming successful, and the best way to get to your basement dwelling son is to destroy his greatest posessions without him knowing that you yourself did it.

If you disconnect his internet, why would his devices get hacked? This makes no sense and is already a fail. Also basement dweller probably could scrounge enough resources to pay for internet himself.

well there is possibility that the basement dweller had conencted his pc from his phone's internet.

and even if he manages to get enough money for internet, he wouldnt find the internet router anywhere, and the old internet connection had been deleted and replaced with different one, as i said

That doesn't make any sense. Either he has an internet connection or he doesn't. If he has one, then the hacked thing is one thing but you still didn't get rid of his lifeline which is having internet. If he has no internet, then you can't "hack him" but then he will get his own internet connection and be back to where he was.

Internet isn't that expensive and unless he is completely disabled, I'm sure he could make enough money to pay for it.

well you do realize that after a month or so, the mobile internet runs out, and you just gotta keep lying to him that you dont have any money, and he will believe that. and without money he cant keep paying for that mobile internet, nor he can collect enough money for his own internet router. and you can still lie to him that you applied for welfare millions of times and they denied you.

Again, you're implying he can't earn enough money for a cable/dsl/fiber optic internet connection and or a mobile internet connection if he feels you're going out of your way to make having an internet connection within the house impossible.

well its not like he'd be able to go 3 feet outside of his house without being roasted by the baking sun. and even if he gets a job, he'll still have to work because his mom is still lying to his dumb ass about that she cant earn enough money, and after he gets enough cash and gets older he'd deceide to move out and buy a cheap apartment and start there, considering that during the time of work, it'd be embarrasing for him to have alot of friends come over to his parents house. so yeah, possibilities are high that this is how it'd play out

What is it with white families and their knee jerk reaction of "oh my kid turned 18, out of my fucking house"?

Do you all just have shitty relationships with your parents? Or are you parents retards who think you'll somehow make it just by moving out???

I lived at home until 23, running businesses with my father until I bought an apartment in New york, bought a few more to rent out and getting ready to buy a house for when my fiance and I decide to start a family.

No wonder you losers are all broke and depressed.

>be able to go 3 feet outside of his house without being roasted by the baking sun. and even if he gets a job, he'll still have to work because his mom is still lying to his dumb ass about that she cant earn enough money, and after he gets enough cash and gets older he'd deceide to move out and buy a cheap apartment and start there, considering that during the time of work, it'd be embarrasing for him to have alot of friends come
There are invalids and other such undesirables that get jobs that make enough money to exist but still are basement dwellers. Also it is also possible to make money online without ever leaving the house, though a bit more difficult but not impossible.

If you really want him to leave, just tell him you're really into incest and your pussy is ripe and available. Worst case scenario he will try to mount you and might even penetrate you but at least you'll have developed a stronger bond with him and he will finally have gotten laid.

well, forcing your kids to move out is probably the smartest decision, otherwise they'd become basement dwellers.

and no, i dont have shitty relationships, i love my parents and they're like a eye in my skull.

and i have almost enough cash to finally move the fuck out and go someplace else, because it's quite embarrasing to be still living with your parents while being in your 20's, but only if you're useless fat basement dweller, then its embarrasing

I own my own house outright yet I still continue to live at home with my parents.

i've seen many basement dwellers who have gotten laid and still didn't leave their parents home..

so, whats the point of that? you'd have to waste money on bills in a house you don't even live in? sounds like bullshit to me.

Only bills I have are water and property tax (which ain't cheap). I'm not paying electricity but there is still electricity going to the property. I could rent it out the property but I don't feel like it.

still, why would you own a property you dont even live in? my bullshit meter is off the charts

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why not just lock his dick up in a chastity belt until he moves out?

>what are landlords

he's too fat for that, probably.

ah okay i see, but still. why pay for something you dont use

I bought the property as an investment. Paid 2.1m for it and I need to fix it up before I resell it. It's a huge undertaking though in order for me to fix it up to be presentable to sell in the neighborhood it is in. Been doing other stuff for other people and remodeling isn't my expertise at all.

unpossible

passive income

so, what would the landlord say about selling his property to someone else? would he demand that you pay half of the cash you earn?

I don't understand this question.

well you've bought the house, right? and the landlord technically still owns it, and wouldnt he be pissed off if you bought/rented his property just to make money off of it?

There is no landlord. It is an unoccupied 6500sq foot house in California.

>6500sq
jesus
you're on the rock, budski

didn't you mention
> what are landlords

govt?

first landlords, then unoccupied land and now goverment, great whats next.

I never mentioned the word landlord... That was someone else.

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