Can evil feel good Sup Forums?

Can evil feel good Sup Forums?

Absolutely

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I got a story to tell then.

evil only ever feels good, because it selfish.

bless me with that word cake OP

I hope you get v& and torn a new one in prison

>be me
>24 yo neet, stand up comic in LA, slightly autistic but generally kind of friendly thanks to sales jobs
>meet this weird ass old dude at a mic one day
>seems kinda weird but offers me free acid
>coolio
>Get to his place, its in skid row LA and the building looks like a combination of a hospital and prison
>whateves, free drugs
>continue?

yes

sure

Only if you're a psychopath, in which case what you feel is more like an approximation of actually feeling good. Pain, deep sorrow and emptiness are what evil feels like, and for some that is the reason to do evil.

>we get in and we start talking
>actually a really cool dude, also smart
>gives me all sort of good advice about performing, he was a theater major
>next he gives two heavy hits of some of the best acid I've ever had
>we start talking some more, find out he likes jordan peterson.
>I hate that little wimpy voice little bitch, dont say shit though

Life has two sides; light vs dark, good vs bad, yin vs yang...newton told us the for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. The Bible (lol) tells us there is God vs Devil.

Considering all this; there would be no "good" if there were no "evil"; so it must be good to be evil sometimes.

If this were not so then both would cease to exist.

Only as much as good can be evil.

is your room clean?

>while he's ranting i feel the effects starting to take place
>hes off in the other room yelling about how it's the postmodernist's fault that nobody's getting any pussy
>i turn to the side and see a brochure of the building
>this is a place for mentally ill people
>dude is babbling incoherently
>he steps out of the bathroom and hes smoking meth

continue...

>there would be no "good" if there were no "evil"; so it must be good to be evil sometimes.
Up there
Where there is so much room
Babies burp and flowers bloom
Everyone dreams, I can dream too
Up there
Up where the skies are ocean blue
I could be safe and live without a care,
Live without a care
If only I could live UP THERE.

kek

fuck off. you're listening to church you fucking moron. why do you think he's starting a "university" where you can pay a monthly tithe to get his lectures about the bible. That fucking church you imbecile.

>not recognizing irony
see

Yes. That is evil's allure.

>He sits down right in from of me and stairs me dead in the face to make sure i'm listening
>He starts hitting with some the best advice on stand up and how I should be doing shows because all I'm doing is jokes for other comics
>his point was, comics aren't like normal people. they interrupt, fuck up your timing and have weird senses of humor
>audiences with real people with normie jobs are who i should trying to adapt my act to
>everything he's said was gold and not because i was on acid. i've actually gotten a lot better
>shit, forgot a part to the story, gotta go back..

just keep telling the story u nigger, we’re obviously reading ur shit.

Yes. If all evil felt bad, nobody would be evil.

>earlier when we were talking he starts telling about all this drama in comedy scene in LA
>Apparently, people fucking hate him. he is persona non grata
>tells me it all started from this fake rape accusation
>i don't know what to think but later on he sort of hinted that it might of been on purpose, i don't know
>back to the original story...

1/10
Not pre typed
Catch you in the screen shot if your story is worth it

It depends on the person. A good person will not feel good doing evil.

Also don't listen to this green text user, he's full of shit.

>lets me crash on his bed all night while hes in the kitchen
>fucking mensch
>dude offers me job as his caretaker getting paid by the federal govt
>basically all I have to do his help him take care of his pot plants and do some chores
>rest of the time i can fuck around
>dream job

oh his name is gem btw

Even not so very evil people will feel ok allowing somewhat evil things to slide ( ever more so depending on the specifics) .

>gem
truly outrageous

Evil is as sticky as a hot load of semen in the back of my throat. No matter how much you swallow, I can feel it, there, sticking in my throat.

btw, all this is just an introduction to this character which this story is about. im going to take a break for a second to roll a joint because this man has made the past 2 months so fucking stressful. at halloween we went to this party and he couldnt get it so he asked me to sell acid in the party. fucked it up and was a little too conspicuous and had people fucking looking at me and following, it was scary and a completely other story that i dont want to tell right now. anyway brb in like 15

ahhh but the memories
>chub.gif

back

now, let me tell you a little about Gem. Gem is a cunt. He's got some really good stories and is a natural showman but he's a cunt. So much of a cunt that I've really been thinking about quiting recently.

That dude is one of the most slippery people i've ever met.

Of course evil feels great, that's why people do it. It's just the possible repercussions that might suck

truly outrageous!

changing format btw

fuck, i'm getting ahead of myself.
>go out to the lexington. this divey little theatre bar in DTLA
>see a comic friend i havent seen in awhile
>his name is actually eli waba (or something like that)
>apparently he was in the news awhile back for some burglary where they took like millions in valuables
>cool guy, think he stabbed somebody
>hes really short, wears glasses, sand nigger, racist, funny as hell

Why is this cum dumbser crying?

>starts telling me about this new mic he just started
>found out later it was on the rooftop of the building he worked as security and we got 10 mins
>DOPE AF
>invites me
>first real invite to an actual mic
>his butt buddy, really name anthony hopkins (no joke, you can find all these people on the comedy bureau)
>he;s this really skinny black dude, not intimidating at all
>wears the same ratty ass kcrw hoodie and looks like if someone decided to make a anatomically correct muppet
>he comes over and asks me who's dog I was carrying was
>tell him it's gem
>immediately get uninvited

life makes most people sad

oh hey bruises thats my fetish

>dog I was carryin
is this some sort of insider stand-up thing?

>wondering if this shit is going to fuck up my chances of getting booked for any shows
>people start treating me differently
>don't give a fuck though, whether I become successful doesnt depend on a bunch of random comics

no, forgot to mention. Gem took that dog whereever he went and he asked me to take it to the lexington because he was going to bike there.

>fucking show dog with fucking papers
over the line man

you're not gem. gem is an idiot and doesnt understand computers. that dog is disgusting. he;s got this really curly white hair and we walk him in dtla right near skidrow so that dog is dirty. very dirty.

fuck you, stop trying to participate. this a real story.

continuing...
>dont think its right how everybody treated gem
>what they don't know is he's mentally ill
>decide fuck it, i don't want to be these people's friends.
>comedians are supposed to be outcasts and look at what they did
>gem was the outcast of the outcast

only amateurs try to participate. i'm a professional
now get on with it mr. greentextjeans

man, i;m losing interest in this.
>Gem's a cunt. He micromanages the fuck out of me. Gets upset over the littlest shit
>truth is, he's not angry at the fact that i smoked half of two joints, he's angry about all this little other shit and it just compounds
>i can take it most of the time but thanksgiving I snapped
>im very easy to get a long with but he wore me down and then he threatened me
>I've told him i don't like that shit. I try to avoid all conflict. I used to have a lot of anger and depression problems growing up and i had made a lot of progress.
>shit forgot to mention something else. i'm sorry guys, i didn't mean to tarantino you like this

so are we get to a point

remember how i mention he had fibromyalgia? well he had been trying to get back pay for ssi. his claim was something like 20,000 dollars. Also, i hadn't been paid so i had racked up about 160 hours that i was going to get from the govt.

told me repeatedly about how he wants to kill himself if he doesnt get it.

More pictures like these. Also is there a name for pictures like this one?

>half of two joints
stand-up math?
>look, nigger, you're gonna hafta deal with hecklers anyway, better git gud

PLEASE, I'm desperate.

Isn't that the same bitch who was attention whoring like a dirty kike the other day?

well that was a shit thread.

try searching for "smackdatbitchupophilia"

Try finding someone that is truly evil. Some people don't want to admit things they have done and I don't blame them.

evil is literally putting the self over the collective. some people thought they could harness this for good. some people were wrong.

> anyone who isn't a communist is evil
kek

if it were not so, why do you think the founders of liberalism were so intent on harnessing this force of evil in a way that produced good?
Or do you literally think that we owe so much as the time of day to a system that collectively fails to serve most of us?

> literally
kek, you're demonizing the system that caused the greatest improvement in human conditions in all of history, while praising the ideology that caused the greatest suffering in the 20th century

Nobody is completely evil or completely good because good and evil are relative, subjective, social constructs.

please do

>if the past hadn't happened, none of its consequences possibly could have
>history is indispensable
Yes, it would have happened some other way.
You're repeating talking points you can't even understand. Kill yourself, neoliberal.

If I get to watch a cute girl cry, yes!

The concept of good and evil is a social construct, but many things that are associated with good and evil actually have a solid, practical basis. Taboos against incest or pork for instance reduce birth defects and food poisoning (back when it was much harder to prepare pork safely).

not a neoliberal, and you're delusional if you think communism would have led to the enlightenment, and you haven't even backed that claim up with even a feeble attempt at an explanation.

ask your leader

>he fetishizes competition and a larp that is designed to create a permanent ruling class
sounds pretty neolib to me
>he literally thinks the enlightenment was indispensable
>he literally thinks that no other possible form of social improvement was possible
>he doesn't know about simultaneous invention
history would have played out differently, and not necessarily worse. Remember that muh material gains came at the cost of many lives and much blood, sweat, and tears, none of which were recompensed in line with the value they created. Why is that a mortal threat to you?

god damn it OP you fucking suck at telling a story

Fuck you.

The only reason incest is considered to be taboo is because of the westermarck effect. Had humanity not been a family-based culture, had the majority of us not lived with our parents and siblings for most of our preadolescent/adolescent lives, incest would’ve been completely acceptable. although practiced by many, births from incest would’ve been avoided. Hell, I’ll go as far as to say that it would be illegal to not get an abortion. So my point still stands.

Also,

>pork is bad

Jew/mudslim detected

thinking capitalism has largely worked doesn't make someone a neoliberal. it's the position held by pretty much every economic ideology, with the sole exception of the socialist ones.

and what's this about a mortal threat? if you just want to make up responses that don't exist, just reply to your own posts. it's an anonymous image board, after all.

and the enlightenment absolutely was indispensable. the great flowering of human knowledge led to advances in all scientific fields, and vast improvements in living conditions and our ability to manipulate the world. and it was the result of a very particular set of conditions. certainly had some negative side effects, rejecting the positives is throwing out the baby with the bathwater.

you are not arguing against him, you are just making redundant remarks

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>pretty much every economic ideology
>implying that pretty much every economic ideology is capitalism
enough of your bait, child, I'm going to bed

But I did. My point was that what you consider to be taboo is a social construct in it of itself. If you didn’t understand the example I gave in my previous post then here is another one:

It is okay in the majority of muslim nations to marry your cousin. If you’re western then you’d consider this to be taboo. Get it? Let me know if you need another simpler example.

>Jew/mudslim detected
Neither, actually. It's just an interesting historical fact pork was the most dangerous of the common meats to eat, prior to modern preparation techniques. It's because pigs and humans share some similarities that allow for the ready transfer of zoonotic diseases. It's no longer relevant, because we know more about safe food preparation than the Aramaics, but the prohibition had a real practical basis.

you seriously think a failed ideology (communism) is the dominant form of economic thought, and the prevailing economic system in all developed and developing economies is a fringe concept?

> acts simple, pretends other people are simple
> still hasn't made a point

Well, uh, yeah, I gave you a dumbed down example so you can get the gist of it. Clearly you’re still having trouble so i suggest you go read more about it before making a fool of yourself on the internet

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Stop pretending you're stupid. Nobody can really be that dumb.