In your perfect world, all women…
In your perfect world, all women…
cook, clean do the laundry and don't bitch about takin it up the ass from time to time.
have dicks
...are traps
Are free...
...to suck my cock
...have fantastic tits and walk around topless.
shut the fuck up.
Are children
I appreciate it
Require and consume only men's semen as their form of nutrition, incapable of wearing clothing and must always remain nude (think Quiet in MGSV), and are an 8/10 at minimum.
faggots
This
Seems reasonable
no, you
are loyal
My man
Have zero body hair from the neck down
good
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...that are hot want to have sex with me discreetly and without jealousy.
would cook bacon and love anal
Aren't evil and manipulative.
So you like women with moustaches/beards?
fag
>perfect world
>women
yikes
Kek
Yulijap is a goddess
..believe they are eagles and jump off things all the time thinking they can fly
Hahahaha
Kek!
...over 12yo are of age for sex, but legally they can get married from 15 on
Prophet Mohammad detected
are given equal opportunities from day ONE.
and then become submissive slaves from 12yo onwards
(OP)
Are allowed to walk topless, like men, and can do whatever they want with their body, like men, and so they fuck whenever they want (which is often), like men.
I like to fuck.
They'd all be dead in one generation
>ah I see what u did there
> (OP) (OP)
would think with some logic
dont make fun of me and respect me and dont treat me like a circus freak
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...are men.
underrated post
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this.
Are at least twice as tall as men and only wear 5" platforms
Are Lolis
All women want more than anything is to please men.
think I have a 14 inch cock
she's a faggot
jesus christ.. why the fuck would you want that
...
How old were you when you realized you were gay?
The problem with that is that then you'd eventually start getting used to it. It's that much more exciting if you can only see them on some occasion.
Uugh thats gross. I like the layer of fuzz all over my girls body. They also love it when you stroke that soft semi invisible hair.
Are lesbians and do not require men to reproduce.
Also there are no men.
I think most women are already like this user
This.sadpepe
replace all the men except me.
stop making fun of me behind my back
Are at least twice as tall as men and only wear 5" platforms
Know the meaning of the universe and grand unified theory then teach it to me and die. I would then transcend man and become a god and create another big bang with different rules. I'd then make super heroes.
Are white and don't have sex with minorities especially niggers
If its behind your back you should want that.. any time somebody talks about you behind your back that means they're thinking about you. It's a blessing and you never know about it. Me personally I like for others to think the worst of me so I constantly amaze them.
Acknowledg my existence
I don't feel it, because it's not good stuff they're talking about. It makes me wonder if it's just true.
If only all women asked men out so I wouldn't moms spaghetti evertime I tried.
Why would it matter if it was true? It sounds like you're just insecure. Work on that and you wont care. The only thing that matters is what you believe, then you die at the end and even that's gone.
dont have any rights
How am I supposed to work on stop being insecure when a lot of feedback about myself I get is bad? I don't know if it's true or not and in the end it doesn't matter, like you say, but when there is not a lot of good feedback, am I supposed to 'lie' to myself telling me how great I am, when I'm not or don't know?
Truth is relative. I've seen fat ugly dudes get hot girls, how? They didn't care about the thing you care about. You need to stop caring, because if you rationalize it out far enough you don't and shouldn't care. Think more.
>stop caring
>think more
that doesn't fit together. But I get what you're trying to say I guess so thank you
here, have this
>are nice
>have no difficult problems
>are easy
>drink responsibly
The more you think you will build new wiring your brain that will have the permanent effect of you not caring about trivial things. It's good you flesh that out so good question.
have sex with me
wouldn't be lying cowards, wouldn't stab me or my friends in the back just to get cock down the street, wouldn't try to make me to shower them with gifts and flattery, wouldn't gossip with their coworkers about shit that ain't so, would actually strive to make their men happy.
In all these ways, drinking has never let me down. Bottoms up, mates.
Are confident in themselves and strive for greatness of a upper echelon.
would be my slaves
so the opposite of women today
Yeah, pretty much. They lost their good traits a long time ago.
are dead. women dont even exist
(OP)
are confident enough to stop comparing themselves to pictures of pornstars on the internet.
Are blind and 10/10 only. All men except me would disappear.
Perfect
this
would be lolis
But they are, they just don't want to.
I am into brunettes right now, had a blond period last few months but now its brunettes only. So post some nice brunettes with glasses and tattos.
brunete - yes
glasses - yes
tatoos - hell no
khadgar u fag, give me my gold for doing 99999 quests for kirin tor or ill tell blizz to kill u next xpac ty
I agree. Tattoos are trashy as fuck.
sauce/name?
are lesbian/bisexual, so I can finally get a girlfriend
Tiny and nearly completely helpless. Pic related.
looks like snack
Get what they want
Exists normally.
I am the only one man tho.
So you could finally fit your equally tiny dick in?
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