In your perfect world, all women…

In your perfect world, all women…

cook, clean do the laundry and don't bitch about takin it up the ass from time to time.

have dicks

...are traps

Are free...

...to suck my cock

...have fantastic tits and walk around topless.

shut the fuck up.

Are children

I appreciate it

Require and consume only men's semen as their form of nutrition, incapable of wearing clothing and must always remain nude (think Quiet in MGSV), and are an 8/10 at minimum.

faggots

This

Seems reasonable

no, you

are loyal

My man

Have zero body hair from the neck down

good

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...that are hot want to have sex with me discreetly and without jealousy.

would cook bacon and love anal

Aren't evil and manipulative.

So you like women with moustaches/beards?
fag

>perfect world
>women
yikes

Kek

Yulijap is a goddess

..believe they are eagles and jump off things all the time thinking they can fly

Hahahaha

Kek!

...over 12yo are of age for sex, but legally they can get married from 15 on

Prophet Mohammad detected

are given equal opportunities from day ONE.


and then become submissive slaves from 12yo onwards

(OP)
Are allowed to walk topless, like men, and can do whatever they want with their body, like men, and so they fuck whenever they want (which is often), like men.
I like to fuck.

They'd all be dead in one generation
>ah I see what u did there

> (OP) (OP)
would think with some logic

dont make fun of me and respect me and dont treat me like a circus freak

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...are men.

underrated post

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this.

Are at least twice as tall as men and only wear 5" platforms

Are Lolis

All women want more than anything is to please men.

think I have a 14 inch cock

she's a faggot

jesus christ.. why the fuck would you want that

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How old were you when you realized you were gay?

The problem with that is that then you'd eventually start getting used to it. It's that much more exciting if you can only see them on some occasion.

Uugh thats gross. I like the layer of fuzz all over my girls body. They also love it when you stroke that soft semi invisible hair.

Are lesbians and do not require men to reproduce.
Also there are no men.

I think most women are already like this user

This.sadpepe

replace all the men except me.

stop making fun of me behind my back

Are at least twice as tall as men and only wear 5" platforms

Know the meaning of the universe and grand unified theory then teach it to me and die. I would then transcend man and become a god and create another big bang with different rules. I'd then make super heroes.

Are white and don't have sex with minorities especially niggers

If its behind your back you should want that.. any time somebody talks about you behind your back that means they're thinking about you. It's a blessing and you never know about it. Me personally I like for others to think the worst of me so I constantly amaze them.

Acknowledg my existence

I don't feel it, because it's not good stuff they're talking about. It makes me wonder if it's just true.

If only all women asked men out so I wouldn't moms spaghetti evertime I tried.

Why would it matter if it was true? It sounds like you're just insecure. Work on that and you wont care. The only thing that matters is what you believe, then you die at the end and even that's gone.

dont have any rights

How am I supposed to work on stop being insecure when a lot of feedback about myself I get is bad? I don't know if it's true or not and in the end it doesn't matter, like you say, but when there is not a lot of good feedback, am I supposed to 'lie' to myself telling me how great I am, when I'm not or don't know?

Truth is relative. I've seen fat ugly dudes get hot girls, how? They didn't care about the thing you care about. You need to stop caring, because if you rationalize it out far enough you don't and shouldn't care. Think more.

>stop caring
>think more

that doesn't fit together. But I get what you're trying to say I guess so thank you

here, have this

>are nice
>have no difficult problems
>are easy
>drink responsibly

The more you think you will build new wiring your brain that will have the permanent effect of you not caring about trivial things. It's good you flesh that out so good question.

have sex with me

wouldn't be lying cowards, wouldn't stab me or my friends in the back just to get cock down the street, wouldn't try to make me to shower them with gifts and flattery, wouldn't gossip with their coworkers about shit that ain't so, would actually strive to make their men happy.

In all these ways, drinking has never let me down. Bottoms up, mates.

Are confident in themselves and strive for greatness of a upper echelon.

would be my slaves

so the opposite of women today

Yeah, pretty much. They lost their good traits a long time ago.

are dead. women dont even exist

(OP)
are confident enough to stop comparing themselves to pictures of pornstars on the internet.

Are blind and 10/10 only. All men except me would disappear.
Perfect

this

would be lolis

But they are, they just don't want to.

I am into brunettes right now, had a blond period last few months but now its brunettes only. So post some nice brunettes with glasses and tattos.

brunete - yes
glasses - yes
tatoos - hell no

khadgar u fag, give me my gold for doing 99999 quests for kirin tor or ill tell blizz to kill u next xpac ty

I agree. Tattoos are trashy as fuck.

sauce/name?

are lesbian/bisexual, so I can finally get a girlfriend

Tiny and nearly completely helpless. Pic related.

looks like snack

Get what they want

Exists normally.

I am the only one man tho.

So you could finally fit your equally tiny dick in?

Anime