Thoughts on a rimjob/rimming ?

Thoughts on a rimjob/rimming ?

I wouldn't want to submit anyone to my ass

Why ?

Well, if you're offering, sure.

BTW, I had chili for dinner last night.

Heard dat, bruh.

Cheap troll, nigger

Love them. Wish the misses was more into them. Doesn't like receiving either.

Do you got any pics or moives ?

Rusty Trumpet

Like giving, like getting.
Pleasant activity, nothing wrong with that.

love it. Give and receive with my gf. made me cum through it once

im not excited about it but im gonna have a daddy who makes me do it to him eventually...

tried it once with gf, reluctant but enjoyed it. Then she poked a finger in my butt and I moaned now she makes me take it and assumed the role as boss :c

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I love getting a girl to lick my ass.

Yeah, me too, do you got pictures, maybe webm ?

Someone would have to actually like me to give me a rim job.

I have IBS. No ones going near my ass.

I'll never stick my tongue near shit. But if someone offers to do it to me I'd gladly accept

I don't share my own girls online. As much fun as it is to show what humiliated little ass eaters they are, I save that for in-person JO buds where my girls' pics never leave my screen.

feels fucking great but i would never do it

I've posted in every thread regarding this topic.

Greatest feeling in the world. Had it done by 5 women. Came buckets every time.

Takes a little getting used to, butt once she did it couple times I got into it. Mostly hesitant cause I would never put my tongue on her feces residue covered hole myself, so couldn't understand why she would want to. Plus I was a high school dipshit.

At least in porn it is never portrayed as a sexual activity so much as a demonstration of "look how degraded this whore is"

It’s awesome!!! I get off on how degrading it is. It’s like banging a girl in the ass... when all the pleasure is for you, you’re a king. A Good Friday night is getting my ass eaten, slapping her tits, spitting on her face and cumming up her ass.

I like eating ass. Been with guys & girls that LOVE getting rimmed. Made a guy cum just from rimming him once.

Hate receiving it myself. It's exactly as boring and plain-feeling as someone licking my shoulder or leg, but 1000x more awkward

Give us a greentext rundown of who the five women were?

I literally don't get how it feels good. Ive been rimmedi many times, several times for 10+ minutes; I have never felt any pleasure from it.

Do some people really just have sensitive assholes or is it all psychological?

I like it but I wouldn't rim my boyfriend.

lol gay af

Are other areas that are sensitive for most people also not sensitive for you?

If you're a human, your anus has a bunch of nerve endings. It's going to feel like *something* if someone's touching it, lol.

I have found that for it to feel good it needs to be wet, otherwise the hair can feel pretty scratchy being moved around. And you definitely need to feel comfortable, otherwise you won't really be feeling it as much, same as with a blowjob or anything else.

I'm a girl

Girl/woman 1
> Be virgin. Be 24 years old. Meet woman at the gym twice my age. She's 49 and has body of a 28 year old.
>Fast forward about a year later. We are heavily petting. She's giving me hand jobs regularly. She wants sex, but I'm too pussy to lose my virginity to an older woman.
>I come out of shower at my apartment one day and kneeling over on my futon and she positions herself with her head between my ass cheeks and starts jacking me off. Trying to stop her, but that just makes it more arousing. She starts licking my freshly washed asshole. Greatest feeling in the world. Literally cum buckets. By this point I know that I will want this from any partner I date.

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Yep. I have a sensitive asshole. I actually like to sit there and let the shit push at my asshole as I shit. I feel immense pleasure.

I think it's pretty great. It gives degenerate weirdos throat and mouth cancer, which is a win in my book.

i don't think that that's how cancer works my dude.

my transit is awfull and my asscrack hairy

Girl/woman 2
>Perfect 10 I met on myspace who is my age. Brown hair, brown eyes. Perfect tits. Good ass. We re-added each other on FB. Lost my v-card to her. She gives the best blowjobs even to this day after fucking 55 other women.
>I lead her head to my anus while she's jacking me off and she complies and understands. Sticks her tongue in my anus. Only time she ever did that.

Beta fag.

Nope, I'm actually pretty fucking ticklish. Weiner works fine. No sensitivity problems.

I guess I've never had sensitive nipples either, which is a thing for some guys.

To try to claim all people are equally sensitive everywhere seems pretty stupid to me.

Is it possible you are just a closet fag?

Women giving blowjobs also increases their risk of throat and mouth cancer. Hardly degenerate weirdness.

Foods high in fat and sugar aren't good for you either. Live a life worth living, instead of being a narrow-minded scared little bitch.

says the guy hanging around in a rimming thread trying to pick fights with anons

you live a sad life

You know the rules sweetheart...

> It gives degenerate weirdos throat and mouth cancer
citation is needed, my friend

Sometimes I hook up with an older woman who does it to me, fucking amazing

Also to clarify yes it feels like "something", I'm not numb.

It feels like warm & wet, which I don't like my asshole to feel really, and as nice as rubbing my thumb or earlobe with a wet washcloth

Not particularly sexy

That would feel great to have an ex do, Ever brought it up with her?

I'm fine with giving and receiving rimjobs.

so you like being rimmed but you dont like giving rimjobs?
or you like rimming but are too embarrassed to do it to your bf?!

Girl/woman 3
>Girl with the most perfect ass I've ever seen. Met her at a dance club. Brown hair, blue eyes. Hair to her shoulders. Not fat. HUUGE ASS. We dance together. Tell her to come to my car for sex. She complies.
>Fucked her silly. Take her panties and keep them. Drop her off at the dance club with her pussy dripping full of cum. Was hoping to impregnate her and leave her. Do get her number, but wait before texting her. I think she texted me first. I don't remember.
>We meet for sex 2 more times. We're practically dating. At the 3rd time we fucked like rabbits and I had just came a huge load.
>I'm laying there half flaccid, and she's playing with my dick. I have a big cock. About 8 inches erect.
>She starts sucking and licking. I'm recording this all on my phone.
>She starts sucking me again and I get hard. And she's giving me the longest best blowjob I've ever gotten. I would say even better than perfect 10 girl who I lost my v-card to.
>eventually she moves her face down to my anus and sticks her tongue in. After a while I cum the biggest load of my life. I came so hard, I only filmed her licking my asshole, I didn't even point the camera at my dick until the cum was already all over. It's still my most favorite video to fap to though.

It looks like it would feel great but i could never do that to a woman. I wouldn't even be able to look them in the face again if they did that.

No, we didn't date before. by "re-add" I meant that once myspace died, we lost touch and never connected on Facebook again until years later. Because she was just some random girl who added me back then. I couldn't believe a girl as hot as her would even add me. And it kind of seemed too good to be true. Then she got married and I never bothered adding her, but luckily she went through a separation and I actually lost my v-card to her while she was separated from her husband for a while.

kek, I know that one

If you post this video you are the hero of this thread.

Girl/woman 4
>Current woman I'm dating. She's basically twice my age. Originally was just going to fuck her a few times and have it be a one night stand. But because I lost my job, I was allowed to stay with her and agreed to fix up her house and she's let me live here for free ever since.
>Tell her about my exes. We watch my sex tapes together. She watches other women fuck me and give me blowjobs on our TV in our bedroom while she then gives me blowjobs.
>Sees Girl 3 give me rusty trombone handjob/blowjob. I tell her how great it feels.
>We sit at the edge of hot tub and she starts licking my asshole and jacking me off. She only ever did it once. Was still pretty great. Came buckets all over her hair.

When the girl started asking about the camera, I told her that I would probably post it to the internet when I'm an old man right before I'm about to die. So if you can wait like 30 or 40 years, you'll see it by then.

Love giving rimjobs because I have a fascination with buttholes. Rarely get my gf to even skim my asshole with her hand rubbing my balls, but it feels great too.

its gay but I like it anyway...also I love to have my nipples licked, its the only way I can nut.

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but you are going to die WAY before then.

Best feeling in the world is getting your dick sucked while receiving a rim job. That or maybe sky diving? I'm not into heights and don't skydive, so my choice is made for me.

I give it to my gf, she finds it okay i guess but she never gives to me (she did in the past) which bothers me

fucking whore

>Live a life worth living, instead of being a narrow-minded scared little bitch.

>unironically defending putting your mouth on a fecal orifice

it all sounds so fake user. Learn to lie better

I've had four exes who rimmed me. It felt great and I never asked any of them to do it. The weird part is how sometimes it's the goody-goody ones you'd least expect...

Fucking lying ass faggot

>muh 8 inches
>muh best blowjob ever
>muh rimjob
>muh cum everywhere
>muh video

k post it den

>lol no I'm a faggot

You don't want anyone to see your five inch peen while some hambeast goes to Hersheytown

Agree homely girls really go full degenerate when you manage to convince them

Yeah, like they have to make up for years if repression in these intense, lustful, uninhibited bursts. Same seems to be true with the pretty/Southern/"conservative" types.

I'll do it but both me and my partner have to be shower clean. I'm not big on receiving it but once my partner starts I'm grabbing their head and pulling them in.

a man should eat a girl's ass, not the other way around

I love eating ass but I wouldnt want to get a rimjob

Hey, feminism has created equality in all things.

Don't knock it...etc.

the rules are not just any girl has to show her tits retard

this thread needs more pictures

I tried it once. Didnt like it at all

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if she's a feminist, she should eat shit, you're right about that
but other than that, I stand by what I said

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There are rules to follow then.

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Girl/woman 5
>By this point I've fucked 50 women.
>go on pof. start messaging random 6/10 to 7/10 girls to see if i can get laid and cheat on my current girl.
>Girl who lives an hour away is interested. She's a 6-7/10. Face is kind of long. But her ass is out of this world. She's submissive. Raised Mormon. Not opposed to being one of many women. Is no longer Mormon, but still has some Mormon tenancies.
>Wait til gf is asleep. Take gf's car and drive an hour out of town to meet this girl.
>She's 35 but still living with her parents. I know rite.
>I told her I should sneak in through the window. So that's what we did.
>We meet and fuck several times. Driving an hour there and an hour back each time. Make it back in time right before gf wakes up.
>I tell this girl how to give amazing blowjobs and that she should lick my anus.
>Go over there one last time and record her giving me a 30 minute blowjob with anal licking included. Cum buckets.

That's all 5.

I don't even date women who won't lick my asshole now.

what a faggot

>Women must rim me or else

Hey, a fella has got to have standards.

Rimming is hot, I love to rim a smooth boy's ass.

you guys think this is good, buy her a strap on and get on the high level.

Don't listen to them, they're just going to shit on you. You probably shoudn't have revealed your gender though.
I'm Brian by the way, and don't worry, if anything else, I'll be the one in the kitchen :)

I would never drive an hour for sex. Shit isn't worth it. It's just sex.

i like rimming my girlfriend but I think she could take it or leave it. got a bloody nose once while rimming her and it really disgusted her lol.

>I'll be the one in the kitchen :)
Cuck. [spoiler]so what you makin[/spoiler]

plz dont post pix of this 'artist'

want

Feels great. Especially before she fucks me