Any hope for a small dick?
Pic isn't me, but I am below average. Recently tried jelqing for a little over a month and all it did was make fapping less fun. Zero gain to length or girth, so I'm very reluctant to try more. The pills and shit all look like scams based on what I've read. No money for surgery.
If there anything at all I can do/take to get bigger, or am I forever stuck with tiny Tim down there?
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Have you tried asking a craigslist stranger to suck on it? If anything it will build your confidence, and if the infection is bad they will repair your dick and repossess your home.
idk what you're into just a suggestion.
Damn user. I dunno. I mean, some guys can get by with a really small sick if you are a god at oral and foreplay. I guess what you CAN do is just display confidence in your dick.
Like if you bring it out and she comments, "oh it's so small haha," reply with "never had a problem with it before," or "the girls I've fucked never complained haha."
Stuff like that. If you display confidence in your dick and act like you dont give a shit and girls still fuck you, then you are good. Girls are dumb. They won't know
Gotta look at the bright side, man.
It's not a small dick...
It's a HUGE Clit...
Have a nice day.
My shop (pornshop) started selling Bathmates a few years back and each of us got one for free to try so we can know what we are selling. You have to use it regularly, but even in the short time that I remembered to use it, it definitely worked. I had mostly increased a bit in girth though. I eventually read some stuff on it and that is common. Girth before length. I sell all kinds of creams and stuff that just temporarily allow bloodflow and a bunch of the rino pills (only work for erections not size increasing) and so far the Bathmates are the only thing I have casually tried that works.
Hope that helps.
It does, thanks. Increase with those is permanent, right? Any models better than others?
>$.02 has been deposited into your account
Good job shill.
I have a bigger dick, but I blow my load in five seconds. Size isn't everything
Fun fact, your dick will be bigger when you're with a woman. Not much, but it's something.
is my dingaling big or small?
yes,
Go to bed, Donald.
which?
It's tiny soyboy. Eat some onions and raise your testosterone levels.
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Hands are too big
how's it tiny?
Small
It looks like it can barely reach the melanin receptors.
I havent used it enough while measuring to kno exactly how much stayed. I was trying to get length not girth but it defenitely seems semi permanent. After a month or so of 3 times a week I had definite redults. It goes back a little but not all the way. I am sure it depends on how long you use it. A few things. Dont use it for too long in a single session. If you do, you can get tiiiiny bruises that go away but still seem scary. If you have to, take it off after 15 min, give it a break and go another 10. Listen to your body. If it hurts, adjust the pressure or stop. Also, be careful if shaving beforehand cause if you nick yourself anywhere near the pubis or the base of your cock it will work like a snake bite kit and slowly pull blood from the wound. Looks scarier than it is, but be careful.
I also recommend looking up more info since I just casually use it and some people are super into it.
The smaller "Hercules" model should work if you are on the smaller size. They have size charts available for helping decide which model you should get. Also, That fucking shower strap was counter productive for me personally. It made it easier for the base to move and break the seal. Try it without the strap first.
Dont expect results over night. Be patientand you will start to notice a diff over time.
Good luck user!
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Small dick white bois might as well acceptance that the black man superior.
Definitely a soyboy. Penis pumps do not work and can damage your dick permanently. Work on your oral game OP and women won't care that a mouse has more meat than you.
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Cream actually works. But I wish there was some information that isn't put out with the sole intention of fucking you over.
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I got my urologist to gimme a script for 5000 units of HCG per week for 8 weeks and 2 weeks in of that and jelqing I'm about half an inch longer BPEL
4.25" -> 4.75"~
Remember when it was a totally cool thread before this faggot showed up
micro dong white boi mad because this his gf
The only thing I know works is a procedure referred to as the "Big Boy". Surgeons take strips of fat from one area and wrap your penis with layers of it after creating room under the skin. A nice side effect is that it reduces sensitivity.
Jelqing is a guaranteed way to break your dick. Enjoy impotence.
At least you're not a shitskin, look on the bright side.
Defenitely not a shill. Besides, I dont get profits from particular items anymore. I tell people when shit sucks all the time. Even if there is a large spiff attached to that item when I did get $ for specific sales. Even when I did profit I would rather someone be happy with their purchase and come back, then sell them garbage that corporate is pushing.
Just saying it worked for me and I am crazy skeptical of these types of claims. Especially with all the diff things we sell that I know do not work. So much so that I would have never tried it if it wasnt something that was given to me.
I suggest you all stay skeptics too. Do some research if you have to, but in this case it for me it had worked.
I legit posted my dick here you mong
So long as you avoid the dorsal vein and the ventral nerves you won't fuck your dick.
Meh. Suit yourself.
Of course she's fucking around. She married a olive oil sweating guido whop.
>cuck sissy here
Will jelqing actually cause impotence? I wish i was impotent.
there is actually a surgery that only one doctor does in California. Increase by 2" in length and 2" in thickness, permanently, but it runs for $15k. Not including room,board. No fuckin or fap for 6 to 8 weeks.
There are easier ways but yea
Is my dick small?
please moar photo
hahaha
Yep. Thanks to you soyboys it's a major cause of impotence in young adults.
tell me
At least I'm not both like some people here, besides that's at least something that can be fixed
Yeah, cutting the retention ligaments works, but you left out the increased chances of hernias and thrombosis.
Link the surgery nigga
Dr.Elist
OK doctor faggot, why has nobody figured out a safe way to jelq? If it's as easy as you say why are so many young faggots breaking their dicks jelqing?
dw user im right with you on size there
Yeah, I'm going to let a 'doctor' recommend by HuffPo cut up my dick.
please upload photos of small dick
They're probably jelqing with a full erection and a death grip. Since starting my erections are stronger if anything.
mine
bump
Too bad you'll never find a girl to give you a unbiased opinion, soyboy.
Get a fake dick implant like they do for people who lose their dicks in accidents if it’s a problem for you. Then artificially inseminate if you want kids or adopt
Bet my testosterone is higher than yours :^)
I doubt it if you're jelqing, soyboy.
What's yours then onionlad?
wtf is a soyboy?
528
My what?
now take a picture of it directly
Your testosterone level bruh
That seems lowish
If you can eat pussy or eat dick/take dick I'm sure you'll find someone
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This thread is full of them. They're the kids whose parents fed them so much soy it depressed their testosterone levels.
Just get a SPH and forced chastity fetish like me, its great.
Same here, I'm 8.4in. I can only fuck if I'm using a condom. Even with the gf, I keep telling her I don't trust birth control pills, also the times I've tried to go raw and cum early, I blame it on stress. I can do anal without condom and last longer, but as soon as the warmth of the pussy is felt on my knob, I'm cumming. It fucking sucks
High enough to give me an eight inch dick.
this
Prove it then faggot otherwise enjoy your microdick and raw onions.
You should just kill yourself
Nope. Your sad genetic line will likely die out with you. Might as well stick to intellectual pursuits. Make the most of your short depressing life.
Not that smart? Man, you just grabbed EVERY short straw didn't you? I on't know what to tell you if that's the case. Maybe try to get into sports or something? Maybe fame and money will make a woman overlook the fact that you're hung like a Tic-Tac.
If you're not smart OR athletic? Hell, I don't think I'd want to live that kind of life, but I'm out of answers.
Probably the only time I'll say this, but it's somewhat relevant.
OP, cumdumpsters do not give a shit about dick size if they're worth their salt.
If you find one that cares that much about how big your dick is, you need to drop her like yesterday's potatoes because fuck that bitch.
I've been with a small guy and a huge guy and TBH the big one hurt every time we fucked. At least with the small guy it was painless and way more passionate because I wasn't focusing on how it felt like he was turning my insides into mush.
So I'll go back to lurking, but from one random cumdumpster, it doesn't fucking matter. Go be happy with your small dick and fuck what everyone else thinks.
Please. I don't need to prove anything on a American penis enlargement message board. You burgers want proof of the stupidest things.
You're not american? Ew I bet you're not even cut either lol. Enjoy your stinky microdick that girls won't even suck
Maybe you should lube up your asshole next time you want nigger dick, faggot.
yes
Pasta
You're just barely in average territory.
Only the outer third of vagina has nerve endings
This is the thing I don't get, that's obv soft so why are you complaining it's small? This is my soft dick and it's barely an inch but this is me hard Why do you care what size your soft dick is?
Nope. I'm not a mutilated American soyboy looking for a safe space to jerk off while waiting for Mommy to make me dinner.
>Implying I have a cock
Tits and vagene or GTFO faggot.
What's it like having a smegma covered, phimosis ridden penis?
Like I give a flying fuck what you think.
Yea I'm the same way, if I do no fap for more than a day it'll be before I'm even in, my hormones are just outta whack and I produce way too much
I don't know, because I believe in personal hygiene. How's your mother's basement since your daddy left?
Spoken like a lying faggot.
The tendies keep me warm since it's starting to get cold outside.
Gettin' real creative with those insults there.
Are you a newfag that still thinks everyone here calls everyone else a faggot every post?
Yeah, same. I've read that's related to depression. Who knows, I'm probably depressed and this problem isn't helping
>Says the newfag who doesn't know the 'Tits or GTFO' rule
This woman cumdumpster echo's what mine said when I was talking to her about the bathmates. Ultimately it doesnt matter. Find a girl that is not a terrible fucking person. You may have to adjust your standards depending on what those are though.
5inches is average, if a girl isn't satisfied with that then id be questioning wtf has she been sticking in her pussy to stretch it so much the gspot is about 2 to 3 inches in now I'm going to assume your virgin as fuckk too so you got 2 choices spend your nights sitting on the net looking up average size dicks and posting on Sup Forums about it or go meet some chicks have a few 1 night stands and use your dick, if your still so worried spend an hour eating her out then fuck the shit out of her