Aussie back from the States

Aussie back from a 4 month solo American road trip. I thought I would post my fav five cities and some other tidbits.

Americans are probably the warmest and nicest people I've come across (especially down South) I felt at home as soon as I landed. My travels took me right across the coutry and gave me a great view of the diverse and majestic landscape.

Here are my top 5 cities I visited.

5. Chicago, IL

Pros - Great food, amazing jazz clubs, awesome architecture, public transport was pretty good, I'm a huge Chicago sports fan so lots of history. The lake

Cons - I got conned by a black man my first day in the city. Large black men everywhere, Southside, shitty traffic. That stupid fucking bean.

4. Asheville, North Carolina

I hear a lot of people say Ashevile is pretty degenerate, but I had a great time.

Pros - laid back culture, breathtaking mountains, great beer and food, awesome bbq, southern pride/culture, fucked a lot of women

Cons - A few crazies,

3. New York, NY

New York is a city I think a person should visit at least once in their lifetime, you literally feel like you're at the epicentre of the universe.

Pros - Amazing architecture, things to do 24/7, sports culture and history, great bars, live music, central park

Cons - smells like piss, homeless and crazies everywhere, people trying to con you everywhere, too many fucking people.

2. Boston, MA

Pros - Lots of history, great beer, awesome sporting culture, city was big but not too big, was easy to get puss at the colleges, lots of great parks

Cons - too many Irish, the fucking acccent. Shitty train system.

1. Nashville, TN

Might be a bit of a surprise, but my favourite city I visited was Nashville. I absolutely adored it.

Pros - best live music in the country, great beer and bbq, so much musical history, down to earth friendly people, those golf carts that drive around the city, safe, big but not too big.

Cons - none I loved it there.

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Overall I had a great fucking time and while I just detailed my top cities, my favourite moments were going to small towns and shooting the shit with the locals and experiencing the true America, Virginia, West Virginia and New England are gods country, my fav areas in the USA. A few notes

-The blacks down South are so much nicer and better than the Blacks in the large Eastern and Western cities, they just seemed more laid back and had more of that country charm and manner.

-Australia is so much like America, especially down South, warm weather, love sport and the great outdoors, hot women, love beer and food.

-Why is there so much water in your toilets?

-A bit wierd seeing some random black guys in Southern bathrooms just waiting to spray cologne on me after I had finished.

-Apart from getting lost in the Southside of Chicago, I felt safe everywhere I went. Never saw a gun, Never had any troubles.

- Overall the tipping didn't really bother me, there were a few times when I accidentally forgot though, ie Starbucks

- Australians are treated like royalty over here, everyone loves the accent and wanted to talk to me.

-Girls get wet just hearing me talk.

I had a few other thoughts but I'm on my phone and can't be ducked writing anymore.

Also AMA

MAGA

I wrote this all on my phone, so its a bit rushed but I though some might appreciate it.

Should of went to the midwest and the west coast.

I did. Also went to Toronto and Montreal.

Montreal was great, Toronto not so much.

Come back anytime ya fucking cunt!!!

>I got conned by a black man my first day in the city.

Story?

>Cons - too many Irish, the fucking acccent
>Aussie

Not sure if shit-posting...

Glad you liked it.

try Arizona next time ya visit!

You're welcome back to Boston anytime you shitposting fuck

You did buy a trump hat while you were here I hope.

>Virginia
Should of stopped by m8, I could've gotten you drunk and proper with a few fine ass college sluts

Are Americans accents considered sexy anywhere? I know Americans literally fetishize everything, but do people like the way we talk

come to houston next time, food from all over the world here. mexican food is GOAT here.

one downside for you - this is an oil city, so we meet lots of brits/aussies/other foreigners all the time, women might not be as impressed with your accent here

Haha it wasn't really con as I willingly handed over money I just felt a bit used.

First day in Chicago, I just got off the train and looked a bit lost. Some black guy must of seen my body language and proceeds to give me a spiel on the city and the major attractions, afterwards as I was just about to go, he goes "my man, I'm gonna need 20 dollars" kinda forcibly. I hadn't been in America for long, so kinda didn't know what was going on, so I just have him the money and left. Looking back I was pretty stupid, but I guess I didn't know about some of these crafty African Americans lol.

>- Overall the tipping didn't really bother me, there were a few times when I accidentally forgot though, ie Starbucks

You tipped at starbucks?? LOL what the fuck dude, it's just coffee. Did you tip at Burger King too?

10/10 posts btw. Great to see such a detailed review of someone's travels abroad.

i heard from a brit that they grew up following american culture/ watching american films and tv, so our accent is not very impressive

Harrisonburg is an awesome city, had fun times. Arlington was good too, visited the HS where Remember the Titans was based on lol.

Lot of English school here prefer Americans and Canadians because their accents are "standard". Aussies, Kiwis, Irish, etc sometimes have a harder time.

Thought it was going to be a Loch Ness monster story for a second. Also, surprised he didn't try and sell you his mix tape.

You didn't see a lot of blacks in Chicago's downtown. So where were you

>Montreal was great, Toronto not so much.
Toronto was pretty good even 8 years ago or so. Now it is garbage, talk about being a stranger in your country.

Australians watch so much American TV, so it's kinda like a neutral accent that we're used to. Where as in America an Australian accent was a huge novelty.

I hear the Southern accent is attractive to Europeans. The Southern drawl.

fuck off we're full

hope you had a good time

Had a guy in Times Square, try and put his mixtape in my hand, just kept walking.

I agree. I'm an old fart and have seen Toronto devolve over 20 years. It's just terrible now, especially downtown. Degeneracy and assholes everywhere. Even our cops are degenerate.

You went to some cool places. I feel like Australians fit in in america no problem. Most people like them too. & yea new York is nasty and smells terrible

He's not crafty he's a professional beggar and you're a professional idiot.

I agree Nashville is underrated as hell. In much of the USA its just thought of as a country music city but it's actually nice as hell. One of the cleanest southern cities too.

>southern blacks nicer
I have seen that too.
>didn't see a gun
Every white person in Tennessee had one
>bathroom attendants
Yeah I think it's weird too. I think bars do it to but down on people doing drugs or fucking in the toliet.

Wicker Park.

I had a guy called The General sell me a mixtape by his artist "Big Face". Worst $5 I've ever spent but The General was an amazing salesmen

>You didn't see a lot of blacks in Chicago's downtown. So where were you

I heard that after hours, blacks fill up downtown, but during office hours, they all scurry away and are replaced by whites with jobs. Maybe OP was just visiting downtown after hours.

When our CEOs, etc go to certain countries.cities I get asked to tag along because they don't get hassled as much when walking with a big white guy. Pretty funny way to see the world, I guess.

Oh and you don't have to tip at Starbucks idk why they have tip boxes out almost no one does it

>awesome bbq
>Asheville, North Carolina

fucking Aussies..

>Might be a bit of a surprise, but my favourite city I visited was Nashville. I absolutely adored it.

They should have tested nukes on your country before they bombed Japan.

Sometimes there's more of them than usual but not really

Did you see Kentucky? How did you like it?

Good to hear. I actually didn't mind tipping at bars either, the service was generally better than Aussie pubs. The whole putting your hand up and waving your cash to get the bar workers attention to get a drink is completely frowned upon in Australia so I had to get use to that.

>Cons - I got conned by a black man my first day in the city.
Cons - Shitty train system.
Cons - homeless and crazies everywhere, people trying to con you everywhere, too many fucking people.
if you ever come back, stay the fuck away from DC, cus its got all of those things

You sure it was in wicker park

Drove through Louisville, seemed pretty cool, didn't stay long, heard East Kentucky is hillbilly central. I had KFC IN Kentucky which was pretty funny, I actually went up to the attendant and asked if they just call it fried chicken in Kentucky instead of Kentucky Fried Chicken, I don't think they got the joke.

>shitty train's

Maybe where you live

>stay the fuck away from DC,

Agreed, I went to DC and it was terrifying. Holy fuck that is one rough town. And it's the capital of the nation. In every other country, the government really tries to make the capital as pretty and peaceful as possible as it's its face to the world. But not in America. DC is a hellhole. Not Detroit level, but it's still scary as fuck.

I went to DC, completely agree.

Yeah, I didn't get that. Nobody expects you to tip for coffee. Their tip jar is just for thirsty fucks.

Did you go down to Georgia at all?

I can't believe the non-sense they let go on there. Those Sri Lankans stopping traffic on the Don Valley Parkway or marching down Yonge St.

It is like people come to that city from all over the world and they think whatever is happening in their shit hole makes it ok for them to disturb the city's natural flow via protests and other means.

Black Lives Matter in TO, what a joke.

I stayed in Wicker Park, went all over. Saw a lot of black people.

have you ever been on metro nigga?

They deal with those kind of jokes and bad costumers all day. They just ignore them

I even have negros hassling me about their mix tapes in walmart parking lots in Arizona.

How hard was it to pick up American girls as an Aussie?

Yeah i drink on it all the time

Wicker park was never a black area. It was polish and Puerto Rican before hipsters moved in.

Yep, was pretty scary. I was walking around 8 at night, and didn't feel too comfortable. The monuments are al safe though.

Total agree with you on the south mate.
Rural Georgia I time and again met the nicest people, of all races too.
Really friendly and down to Earth, and many can indeed handle the bants

>Australians are treated like royalty over here, everyone loves the accent and wanted to talk to me.

It's crazy how true this is.

Texan accents on chicks are viagra, same with Cajun.
That shit makes me diamonds

Literally open your mouth haha. I'm 6'4 so that could've helped as well. But its pretty easy, mate. Although I met two New Zealanders and they said they were struggling hard with the girls in the states and that they were all prudes that wouldn't fuck.

>Goes to America
>Doesn't shoot guns

Not a true American experience.

Most people can. Whiney leftists and college kids make up the majority of posters on this site

Motherfucker I didn't just explore the Wicker park area.

Wow man. Next time you come to the U.S. you need to spend some quality time in Kentucky and also be less annoying because we don't even like KFC, we get fried chicken from other places that can actually fry chicken well. Louisville is the asshole of the state, too. East Kentucky is fucking amazing, this area is Appalachia. Central Kentucky has Red River Gorge which has Natural Bridge which is breathe taking, and Mammoth Cave which is the largest cave system on Earth. You can tour our distilleries in Bardstown which is the Bourbon capitol of the world. West kentucky has the land between the lakes which is also amazing. You missed out. We also have the warmest people as long as you aren't in the liberal/negro isolation zone known as Louisville. Also, Kentucky doesn't have laws. Go to Knob Creek Gun Range which is near Ft.Knox(where they keep the GOLD) and have fun shooting full auto machine guns at vehicles 500 yards down range.

Kentucky is a 10/10 state

>Bostonian accent
Is it really that bad?

Big Asheville fan myself. Lots of hippie stuff to do. I live on the beach in NC. its rad

Would you say that you have been everywhere?

yea its because all the rich bureaucrats drain the city of all its money and take it to NoVa and Maryland and leave all the niggers in DC to die.

You do realise that Australia has a nigger population of 1% right?
From our perspective, everywhere in America has a lot of black people. Even the white areas.

I really realyl want to go to USA, in particular the southern areas. Also really want to visit Chicago and see Little Poland there (Chicago has the highest amount of Polish diaspora of any city in the world). I'm Aus born with Polski parents.

Really keen to see Florida and the southern and delta states you mentioned.

>not telling him to go to big south fork
Best part of KY IMO

Lel can't handle that american hustle

So you went outside of touristy areas then?

well, I'm 6'6 so manletism isn't an issue.

How much did the trip set you back?

>Although I met two New Zealanders and they said they were struggling hard with the girls in the states and that they were all prudes that wouldn't fuck.
>girls in the states and that they were all prudes that wouldn't fuck.
>girls in the states
>prudes

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Agree with demographics, but as an outsider I notice a huge difference between rural USA and the big cities, which isn't exclusive to America I should add, but you just notice the kinda shitty arseholeness defensive mechanism in people from NYC, etc a lot more because of the daily shit they have to deal with.

Yet places like Savannah Georgia are just paradise.

>ayoo u got a dolla fo me to hold?
That hustle.

>too many Irish

Fuck you too, cunt.

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Top Kek.

If he had he wouldnt be alive to respond

>Why so much toilet water?
So we can flush 50 nuggets at a time.

>Black men in southern bathrooms spraying cologne.
It's been tradition since God knows when. You can actually request a particular smell from the counter or to not be sprayed.

>Southern blacks are nicer.
Our major city liberals don't know this, either. Southern blacks are more likely to be conservative than northern as well.

>Tipped at Starbucks.
I've never seen that happen.

Western Kentucky seems fine too. I've never been there for long there though. I just drive through it to go to family in Mississippi

>Southside, shitty traffic.

There are no cars on the south side its all ghettos

>Jazz

There are no Jazz clubs in Chicago
Chicago is the home of The Blues
There are no Blues clubs left only Blues fest once a year when all the suburbanites come to the city to get "cultured"

You have never been to Chicago

The South is god tier, Virginia, West Virginia, Tennessee, North Carolina were some of my fab states. It was pretty funny, because a lot of Americans from further up north were telling me not to go to the South, but desu it remimnded me so much of back home, maybe that's why I liked it.

How's that fucking vine though that grows over everything. It's fucking everywhere!

>their cane toad is a plant

I don't think you have

I've only been to chicago once, but almost as soon as I got out of the Amtrak station some black guy asked me if I wanted cocaine. Cool city though, wish I had more time but I was pretty much just on a layover.

Another black guy tried the same thing on me by offering directions. Thankfully my autism was too strong and I turned him down.

They said they could hook up with them at bars no problem, they were just reluctant to go home and fuck, maybe because they were New Zealanders, who knows

I've been all over the world and it always amazes me how nice 99.99% of Americans are.

Like, we get this weird wrap that everyone is fat gun touting loud mouths but unless you go looking for a fight everyone is so polite most of the time.

When I'm overseas I see someone smiling a lot they are usually American tourists like me. I can't explain it.

The American South is fantastic. If you aren't from the USA and visit the south first - then visit the Northern states afterwards - you can really get a sense of the smug horses hit those people spew constantly about us. I love it down here

Chicago born and raised.

Glad you enjoyed my city. I personally havent been back in 7 years, the hipsters made the city insufferable for me, but glad you enjoyed it. Chicago in the early 2000's was literally paradise.

Where in west Virginia

>The blacks down South are so much nicer and better than the Blacks in the large Eastern and Western cities
This is what I've been saying for years. Southern blacks are hard working people who just want to get along. It's the Northern blacks you gotta watch out for. Turn your back, and your wallet and wife will be gone.

And you're right about American women loving accents. Too bad you're not French, you would've gotten double the pussy.

But I'm glad you liked the South. Come back anytime, and make sure to stop by Atlanta next time.

Maybe they just don't like the taste of lanolin

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>It was pretty funny, because a lot of Americans from further up north were telling me not to go to the South
and thats why you never trust a yankee user
also re-read your original posts, no one tips at starbucks so dont feel bad

Thank you for visiting us based Ausbro. Remember, deep down we all know youre our greatest ally and the Canadians and Brits are just pretenders.

>payback for Hiroshima

Personal experience, it's a numbers thing.

Small number=nicer Americans.
Larger number=loud, obnoxious Americans.

You fuckin stump for southern niggers and you live in ATL, do you fuckin live in a fortress somewhere, ATL nigs are fuckin vile

Fuck up cuck, I had your precious Chicago pizza and it tasted like ass. Suck my dick.