Anderlecht vs Man Utd match thread 2

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Mkhitaryan

Fuck anime

Got banned for three days, lads

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Ballz

Why?

Good

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My family is comprised of Chinese immigrants. My dad's grandmother emigrated from someplace in the south of China and married a fairly well off merchant already living in Manila. My own grandmother (of Chinese descent_ was raped in the second world war by Japanese soldiers and gave birth to my father, who then proceeded to marry yet another Chinese immigrant woman, then gave birth to me. As you can imagine our family reunions are pretty much comprised of a sea of yellow people but it still doesn't look half as much like piss as Pogba does every time he steps on a pitch in a Manchester United shirt.

>this game

McTaryan

They're all sluts though, just look at this shameless customer

>ban evading

poor little belgians

>fellani warming up

>complaining about anime images on Sup Forums

The Solo roast, someone probably reported it

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he's unironically better than pogba desu

from the thumbnail I thought she was holding a bowl of chips

good post

Someone gotta tell Anderlecht that shooting at players to hurt them and score afetrwards is not a good tactic, passing though, that might work

Darmian offers nothing at left back

nice n' sharp

>ban-respecting

kek

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>when you get last reply in a now archived for all eternity thread

So Manure will be a title contender next season right?

>schalke

Only if >we remember how to finish

No

>be united
>play narrower than a subterranean viet cong tunnel
>dick around for a bit
>cheeky pogba long ball, pray this works
>either lands on rashford or something or goes out of play
>if lands on united player, pass backward
>try to pass inside the box but either get intercepted or miss from three inches away
>rinse
>repeat
>cheeky 1-0 from zlatan, pogba dabs so hard his hands detach themselves from their sockets and form a nazi salute thirty meters from where he stands

Are united really this boring to watch on a regular basis

Are united reallythis pathetic on a regular basis desu?

as if, customers have been saying our year every year. manure is the new liverpool

Only if they spend $200 million in transfers

With Mou and Pogboom? Are you serious? EPL are lucky they were taking it easy this season, next year they'll mean business. Expect records broken

>contender

It's already >ours

anderlechts manager is pretty fit desu

The American commentator on Fox is triggering me, I literally can't even listen to him.

It's not his accent either, he just says the most asinine bullshit it makes me cringe. He sounds like one of your college roommates who learned about soccer from playing FIFA.

Imagine being Youri Tielemans and having to play with these shit team mates.

>megaphone fan
copying the MLS not just on the pitch I see

>the
>state
>of
>belgian
>finishing

no pogba breaking the world record for most expensive haircut probably won't help

Dire.

Only way to descirbe this absolute dire game

Ibra fucking up again. He's been crap today

>POGBA

what did he just do?

top 6 finish max. Next season will be between man city, spuds, liverpool and newcastle

We're also getting Allegri so Arsenal will be a title contender as well next season.

pogba breakdancing

kek

>Pookek

Reminder that Man United already won the league. Maybe not the title in their hands but they were by far the best team this season.

Don't forget how many games united have gone unbeaten.

He is probably thinking it's his chance to shine more than focusing on that desu

>this game

>Are united really this pathetic on a regular basis desu
Yeah, the only excitement comes when they have off-side goal allowed

>newcastle

>dabs angrily

Martial will assist Rashford

>not rating benitez

united should have gone for him and not the hack they have now

>Allegri vs. Conte London derbies
Would be cool, also Max might actually fix that team

FIGHT

Ugh a another black footballer

>30 minutes to go

I feel sorry for Martial

>gets off the bench
>dabs
>slaps your gf's ass
>asks for 100k/week
>goes back to the bench
do you pay him?

Does he take it up the ass for that price ?

>the utter state of Manure youth academy
The only reason why he was given the contract is to sustain the illusion they've produced anything lately

holy fuck lads nick powell just scored a hattrick for wigan

Basic passing skills? fuck it: the game

why is he on 100k a week?

>No Najar
I'm out of here

>Mhkitarian changed his boots at half time

Cheeky cunt

>Commentators talking about the brand name

>there are people who actually slag Rashford

Injured. He should play the return.

This game fucking sucks

How many people have just fallen over to defend the ball?

>Anderlecht have 30 mins to save they're campaign

They're gonna go all out, they won't get zit at OT

Trashford is shit, get him off

>that tackle
Gave me Witsel Nightmare flashbacks

I kinda wondered if that was the reasoning behind it as well. Pathetic.

well what the fuck do you think happens when your transfer policy is "let's cum in our pants every time someone in a top 5 league scores a brace against one of the top teams" and "pay 300 million euro a season for players that only get you to a 5th place finish cause you have never had a proper system in place ever since Sir Alex Raceriot retired"?

>there are people who actually shag Rashford

did you jump ship already, flippy?

dive

As a pinoy-belgian, I like your username.

THAT DIVE LOL

toothpaste

M8, he's just finished school..

we don't use ships, we just swim between islands desu

nanay o tatay?
taga saan ka

you didn't get laid in school?

Dire

christ zlatan has been poor

>If we can't beat em, foul em

Now I know where Fellini got it from

PENAL

Oh yeah. I forgot he injured during WC qualifiers.

Lad, be frank with me, is highschool life in england close to what is depicted in the first seasons of Skins?

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Nah lost my V at 21 KEK

I dont really like Pinoys desu

if you're popular yeah

no, but opportunities arise

>1-0 up
>park the bus
So the Atletico Madrid strategy?