she said YES!!
She said YES!!
itt 9gag memes
she said YES!!
Always nice when a troll meets another troll.
YOU THINK THATS FUCKIN FUNNY
THATS MY GODDAMN WIFE YOU ASSHOLE!
To a 2nd pie
Did you ask if she wants another cookie or what?
now she'll have to lose 200+lbs if she want's a divorce and to take the ring off.
Pretty sure you're marrying Bowser.
where did you find such a shiny car tire?
Congratulations on needing to use flour to find the wet spot when you want sum fuk.
that actually looks like lymphedema. she probably survived breast cancer you fucks
that's a monster claw.
She propably survided several heart attacks
TO ALL YOU FUCKS TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE SHE HAS A SLIGHT WEIGHT PROBLEM AND BOUGHT A TREADMILL ONE DAY SHE WILL USE IT SO FUCK RIGHT OFF
Even treadmills have weight limits m8
One day she will eat you in your sleep
to more pie
Slight? Nigga she has fat deposits in her hamds. Needing medical clearance to walk on a treadmill is not a slight weight issue.
To seconds in general...
there's no possible way that can be human, whats with scales and the claws and the disfigurement?
One day, she will envelope and consume you, like an amoeba does a paramecium.
hey dude congrats
To a third dessert?
Let me write you a poem:
Her knuckels are dimples,
So fat, she wrinkels,
Bet you are a cuck,
But can't find a bull,
Because it's not possible to fuck,
She's always full,
Except not with dick,
Just the thought makes me sick,
So congrats on your marriage,
Because when you need her,
She wil be there, and you are her feeder.
I tutor for a college level poetry class, and I can tell you have talent. This is a better poem than ~40% of the crap I have to sift through.
she said "MOAR LOAF GROOOBLLDDDD PUT THE FUCKIN LOAF DOWN MY THROATHKZ YOU FUCKIN PIG LEMME EAT ALL THE LOAF OH SHIT GRAAAAGLLL"!!
of course shed say yes to a silver ring donut
That ring cannot be removed never
How does it feel to enable hundreds of thousands of dollars of future medical debt?
Whats funny is how many people here actually believes op is real.
I was just ironically believing
You poor bastard!
Is this one of those pics of bowser in mario oddessey?
Glad she accepted instead of saying neigh.
ITT: Trolls and/or Idiots. Nothing outside of that pie graph.
Congratulations n yoyr upcoming nuptials OP. I'm ure you'll e very happy married to a ham.