Why don't you have a girlfriend, user?

Dominic Wright
Dominic Wright

Why don't you have a girlfriend, user?

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Asher Campbell
Asher Campbell

Because women are likely to mislead in order to reproduce. This kills the male.

Isaac Russell
Isaac Russell

Because women are a terrible lying disgusting manipulative species and not worth the upkeep to have a steady stream of used up meat curtains. Thank you pornhub

Elijah Johnson
Elijah Johnson

I have a wife, thinking about getting a gf

Cameron Turner
Cameron Turner

Mainly because I'm married.

Landon Gomez
Landon Gomez

I basically don't leave the house. I go to the store and back, but that's about it.

Liam Sanchez
Liam Sanchez

I broke up with my asian gf trying to date a mexican girl
I have a philipino girl thats gonna fly over in a month or 2 though so this should be a funny trip to the airport

Evan Kelly
Evan Kelly

Because I'm not a commie
(They give god tier bjs tho)

Matthew Reed
Matthew Reed

Because i have little to no self confidence

Kayden Thompson
Kayden Thompson

Kys

Colton Thompson
Colton Thompson

sauce plz

Leo Morales
Leo Morales

Because I'm shy af and don't know how to start.
I'm not ugly tho, average at least. Anyone have tips on how to get a girl when you're still in school?

Logan Green
Logan Green

Gotta correct that, I'm not really shy but when it comes to making a move I have zero confidence

Matthew Howard
Matthew Howard

tfw dudes had the same problem even in Victorian times.

Christopher Ortiz
Christopher Ortiz

lol

Camden Bell
Camden Bell

I wonder if he found his wife from that ad

Ryan Reed
Ryan Reed

Cause I like to have all my money with me and freedom.

Andrew Martinez
Andrew Martinez

sauce on the webm pls?

Isaiah Hill
Isaiah Hill

Cause i’d have to see her, listen to her and spend my precious time with her. Fuck NO

Ethan Long
Ethan Long

This too

Wyatt Evans
Wyatt Evans

Why? Simple, I have a needy brother who often takes most of my saturdays off, hence I am not able to go to bars and pick up women.

Ethan Young
Ethan Young

tfw your buckwheats are first rate and your oats and potatoes are bully

Gavin King
Gavin King

all those John Cena dolls in the background

why

Oliver Kelly
Oliver Kelly

I have a pretty unusual excuse in that I moved to a Muslim country in 2010 and the expat population is small. Most of them are old and married.

There are no foreigners my age and Islamic law prevents marriage of Muslim women to non-Muslims. Doing anything with women is a logistical nightmare because they all live with family who disapprove.

So I've had very little going on. Dated one Muslim, did some long-distance shit with a white girl, fucked a black girl on holiday. Apart from that, not much. I no longer seek anything with the local population and I don't want to set myself up for the difficulties of a long-distance relationship.

Kayden Gomez
Kayden Gomez

xvideos.com/video10898424/best_head_i_ever_seen#

Wyatt Ross
Wyatt Ross

Why did you move to a muslim country, and why aren't you moving back to the West?

Luke Scott
Luke Scott

I'm not trying

Ayden Moore
Ayden Moore

Amen, brother.

Dylan Cooper
Dylan Cooper

now i wish i asked her out and got that S u c c

Jonathan Jenkins
Jonathan Jenkins

Because I'd rather focus on fixing myself first, can't love someone else if you don't even love yourself, right?

Dominic Morales
Dominic Morales

That I do not know

Blake Ross
Blake Ross

Kek

Samuel Flores
Samuel Flores

Beryl18 Also known as Berylgem for a bit

Jose Jackson
Jose Jackson

I'd love to have a monogamic relationship based on mutual trust and the feeling of being the "bastion of calm" for my gf, but I cannot arrange myself with disgusting lies of pseudo loyality, behind-the-scenes-cocksucking and emotional violence/manipulation as soon as a 2017 girl knows the deep nature of my heart and soul just to use it for her own advantages.

Nicholas Long
Nicholas Long

I have a gf, but she's in Canada.

Landon James
Landon James

Well there's that.

I'm tryna still improve myself after my last two breakups: tryna to get fit (like the Zyzz), learning how to talk to hot college girls with out getting the creepy vibe (i'm an oldfag btw), and getting that sweet infiniti i30 from my $12.00/hr contract job.

Dominic Williams
Dominic Williams

Bro this is Sup Forums not /r9k/.

Mason Scott
Mason Scott

found it, beryl18
xvideos .com/video28093649/beryl18

Samuel King
Samuel King

It wasn't really my choice, I was a minor and my father got a job out here. I then started working here but that didn't pan out. I have a visa card so I can stay as long as I want.

I don't have any good reason to be here now, but I don't feel a big urge to move.

I know from past experience that it's very difficult to get anywhere socially without either working, studying, or joining some sort of local group. Considering that, I have no idea where I want to go. I don't need to get an IRL job because I can do okay with my online business. I'm not CEO 10k/day but I can survive in a Western country with what I make. University was not a great time for me so I don't want to rush back to that. I'm kind of out of ideas.

Jackson Clark
Jackson Clark

having all of that by 18
still no gf

How

Cameron Thomas
Cameron Thomas

i am fat and ugly

Chase Ortiz
Chase Ortiz

I do. She even pays her half of the rent

David Ortiz
David Ortiz

Cos I have a pot plant to jerk off into

Evan Wilson
Evan Wilson

I am married, but I still prefer my 2D waifus to my boring wife. I haven't fucked her in like 2 weeks, I can see the desperation; anything makes her angry lately, she's very irritable. Before that, she used to be pretty vanilla with sex (hardly any BJs, wouldn't into anal), so I stopped fucking her for about 3 weeks. One day, she had enough and gave me a blow job out of the blue, put her as on my face and I tongue fucked her asshole. I've been getting a BJ almost every time we fuck. It's been a few months since that, but she started to bore me again, so like I said earlier, I haven't fucked her in about 2 weeks. She tries to start sex, but I just fuck off somehow.

I have been saving about 4 days worth of cum, in case my wife was good enough, but last night she annoyed me, so today I'm blowing my load to best grill Anna Nishikinomiya.

To hell with 3D bitches, and start worshipping 2D. Any normalfags who say otherwise feel free to fuck right off to reddit.

Ian Jenkins
Ian Jenkins

I'm 28 and my fun parts of college were stolen from me, because I was a nerdy dimwit back then. I regret not going to college bars at that time. I wished I did more.

Now, as an old fag, i go to college parties now. But hey, the beer's cheap and the girls are very friendly. And that I come to love Trap music more than ever.

Lincoln Martinez
Lincoln Martinez

bro you need to think of the most perfect life you could imagine. Then figure out what steps you'd need to do to reach that

Juan Evans
Juan Evans

Forgot to add pic Of me and wife

Ian Foster
Ian Foster

not samefag

Matthew Moore
Matthew Moore

I've been in relationships. Always been avoiding getting kids. Because, if you get kids. You are stuck. I have a very high paying job now, my own house, a pretty decent property way out by the ocean west in Norway. I have 1200 games on steam and can play whenever i want. I also have a insulated garage i spend alot of time in welding, creating things and automating stuff.

If i got married. Guess how many of these things i could be doing.

Ian Garcia
Ian Garcia

I'd bet CA$20.00 his wife is as hot as kate upton.

Hunter Peterson
Hunter Peterson

lmao

Austin Campbell
Austin Campbell

Was married for 10 years and pretty much lost interest in sex, due to drugs and having an ugly wife who was terrible in bed. I've had a few women and men at work make passes at me but I'm just not interested anymore. Even had this one woman follow me around the store kek. It's funny how butthurt women get when you reject them.

Landon Ortiz
Landon Ortiz

Indeed, that's why my mantra now is to "not commit and never settle". I'd fuck around and never settle. I'll most likely get married by age 40, because by then I'd be frail as fuck when going to bars at that time.

I just want to improve myself, fuck without any string attached and get money.

Zachary Perez
Zachary Perez

An old friend of mine just got engaged and he's already way less interesting than he used to be.

But I disagree about not having kids. I have an aunt and uncle who decided not to have kids. They have a lot of money, travelled the world (all seven continents, yes even Antarctica). Now they're in their 60s, winding down, less work, less play, some of their friends are dying off. They have nothing except stories that they will soon not remember. They're bitter, shitty people.

Owen Fisher
Owen Fisher

(you)
What kind of a stupid fucking gargantuan faggot uses that shit tier currency? Fuck off to a steam beg thread, poor-fag.

Nathaniel Perez
Nathaniel Perez

this right here explains it. except im there while they chose to do that and we both know it. so once they get used up then neither of us likes one another. fuck you normies

Robert Adams
Robert Adams

I literally am married solely to have kids. My wife makes for a very good friend, but I have lost interest in sex. I guess that's what married life is about, finding someone who you can be with all the fucking time, and want to be with, even if you are bored of sex.

Liam Murphy
Liam Murphy

I could always steal a kid. That works out wonderfully.

Jaxson Young
Jaxson Young

I have and shes a trap.
Posted in threads yesterday too

Jordan Robinson
Jordan Robinson

Because I work too much and machines dont exactly respond to advances.

Robert Lewis
Robert Lewis

He makes good points though, /r9k/ is a normalfag board full of memes and porn now.

Hunter Richardson
Hunter Richardson

Because I'm married.

Brody Ross
Brody Ross

I have no reason to want one.

Adrian Ramirez
Adrian Ramirez

that face always get me

Jaxson Turner
Jaxson Turner

I used to have one, it's gone now tho

Easton Hall
Easton Hall

Seriously im straight kissless virgin since birth. Never had physical contact with a what i call desirable fem. I dont even try anymore. I fap to /b and thats it after i keep on with vidya and steam. So seriously do i miss something out of life?

Ryder Foster
Ryder Foster

because my wife would murder me and the girlfriend. she's funny that way.

Lucas Peterson
Lucas Peterson

I wish my wife liked cum, but she doesn't. She just likes creampies :(

Colton Brooks
Colton Brooks

I'm sorry Sup Forumsro but yes you are missing out. At least have the experiences to work out if it's worth pursuing. You literally don't know what you're missing.

Joseph Ramirez
Joseph Ramirez

No women I'm interested in around.

Chase Barnes
Chase Barnes

I've had too girlfriends who were absolutely horrible in bed.

They were like some kind of lifeless sexdolls with the ability to complain.

I'm single now and enjoying casual sex with girls who actually want sex and not to just pretend to be a nagging starfish.

Sebastian Campbell
Sebastian Campbell

I have and shes a trap.
you mean he?

John Lopez
John Lopez

After 11years, I was tired of watching her deteriorate into a depressed and angry shell of herself. I tried to help and all I really did was make her feel unworthy.

Its sad and depressing but it had to be done.

I really miss our fantastic sex life.

Gavin Turner
Gavin Turner

Why do you think, dumbfuck?

Charles King
Charles King

Because im a creepy fuck.

Daniel Martin
Daniel Martin

This.

Isaiah Campbell
Isaiah Campbell

that's terrifying

Jaxon Peterson
Jaxon Peterson

I said what i meant

Eli Lee
Eli Lee

Moose are metal as fuck.

Ian Johnson
Ian Johnson

I'm shy and extremely insecure. I'm not ugly and I know that since I have blown fucking multiple opportunities, like every year. Also I have no friends so I really only connect with people that I have to work with in classes.

Matthew Kelly
Matthew Kelly

i can't stop laughing

Kayden Stewart
Kayden Stewart

I wouldn't even mind being perpetually single if it wasn't for those awkward moments when someone asks if you have a girlfriend. Then you either have to make up some bullshit or tell them the truth, solidifying your status as a fucking loser.

Josiah Perez
Josiah Perez

i am after a girl but she just wants to be friends
thing started ok, we make a good couple, she 40 im 35 so she should be after me but.

she kinda knows i like her and thinks she can have me anytime so i screwed, top of that, i'm not too tall and she is obsessed with height, when she's on high heels she's a bit taller but hey, life sucks

i should stop talking her at once, but for the moment i have nothing else to date so what the fuck, also all my friends are married and i can't count on them

Jose Edwards
Jose Edwards

Just got out of a "relationship" lasted one week, I left her after having sex, not only was she incredibly boring, she was also the worst in bed

Xavier Russell
Xavier Russell

No confidence, i have shit- tier teeth, and i have a weirdly large face with a skinny body.

Christian Peterson
Christian Peterson

Dude, I've never even had a friend in my entire life. One step at a time. Damn.

Alexander Powell
Alexander Powell

ditch the bitch
You have literally no profit from keeping to talk to her

Caleb Long
Caleb Long

Work out and go out every now and then

Carter Ross
Carter Ross

:3

Wyatt Edwards
Wyatt Edwards

First step is to make her look at you as a sexual being so that she will consider you as a potential partner. Friends usually stay in the friendzone.

The second step is to tell her about your feelings.

Michael Ross
Michael Ross

My nigger

Justin Peterson
Justin Peterson

jokes on you, Ihave two right now
inb4 making this up
go out and get a life, if you're interested i can greentext how I got two

Aiden Parker
Aiden Parker

Go for it

Jacob Garcia
Jacob Garcia

How do you go about helping someone see you as a sexual being/potential partner?

Not the person you responded to but I'm curious.

Brayden Lee
Brayden Lee

Because I am a single full time dad and my kids are more important... Sigh.

Easton Richardson
Easton Richardson

yes i do she's so much fun

i know i have to score with other girl so she will take me somewhat seriously, but until now no luck, when i went out with my friends i could score easily but now with my job and everything is really hopeless

thanks guys

Isaiah Roberts
Isaiah Roberts

this + work
workplace has way more men then women
i also dont do online dating
im getting used to being lonely, although its still not a good thing, never will be

Josiah Hernandez
Josiah Hernandez

Why a "sigh? You dont like your situation right?
I just call the feds because your kids might be in immediate danger. You sick fuck will get stripped off of everything

Daniel Myers
Daniel Myers

well then you're a massive cuck and she's manipulating you

Noah Torres
Noah Torres

Kek.

Joshua Taylor
Joshua Taylor

because the woman as the one in your gif are fake.
I had two long relationship both ended badly. Now I don't have self esteem and I cannot talk with woman without blushing.

Jack Brooks
Jack Brooks

You're fucking crazy

Hudson Jackson
Hudson Jackson

Because I'm a 23 year old loser who looks like a 15 year old.

Noah Price
Noah Price

I heard single dad's get tons of female attention.

Justin Rivera
Justin Rivera

It is ok. I am used to it. I am a martyr.

Adrian Lewis
Adrian Lewis

I do and I trust her
Honestly most guys are pretty bitter I feel about how women are these days but I mean just find one that's worth the effort.

David Lopez
David Lopez

It is true but because they know you do everything. So they want you to take care of their kids, do all the chores, and pay for everything.

Cameron Sullivan
Cameron Sullivan

okay faggots, story time
be me
be 17
be in high school
found out that one of the girls have a huge crush on me
not chad, but not bad looking
nice hair, quite muscular too
disisgunnabeaneasydunk.jpg
text her next friday
hey, wanna hang out sometime?
I like you
ofc she agrees
hang out
convert her to .gf
get the succ
feelsgodman
be together for more than 2 years
get to fuck often
another girl notices me
she's getting jealous
one night we were out drinking
other girl was there
comes to me and hugs me
I hug back (not a simple hug, more like a lover's)
tfw gf saw it
goes batshit
tells me she wants to break up
fine by me
just like that we broke up
few months pass
i go to uni
had to move to a big town
many girls
on one meetup of similar interests
qt3.14 slavic chick starts to touch me everywhere
get her number
start to go to jog with her
last gf texts me
"user I miss you"
opportunity4pussy
go with it
meet up to fuck ocassionally in my hometown
while most of the time in the uni's town I'm with the qt1.34
feelsfuckinggoodman.jpg

John Jenkins
John Jenkins

Cause I have a boyfriend. A lil qt chinaboy I met here while he was studying

Kevin Long
Kevin Long

post pic, we can rate you and tell you what you can improve

Daniel Moore
Daniel Moore

This one girl, started taking pictures of me and using that no makeup app and gawd, I started seeing these pigs wanting to look at me without my helmet and how the fuck would I go out again - without my mask on, I mean, gawd

Ryder Rodriguez
Ryder Rodriguez

Luckeh

Jackson Bell
Jackson Bell

bro
even the godamn groceries, feelsalrightman.

Austin Bell
Austin Bell

Oh shit my sides
Hamlet captcha

James Nelson
James Nelson

implying i want to be everything wrong in this world, destroying their lifes as teens so when they become adults they are totally broken and cant be happy for the rest of their lifes. no thanks

Julian Cox
Julian Cox

Because I make these

Grayson Morales
Grayson Morales

Well... I had bad experience with women since middle school, one lyied even that i groped her. Besides, every girl i met is.. Boring, i don't have a thing that i can talk with girls, they are in 9/10 cases thots, and rest are ugly desperate toxic cunts.

Luke Howard
Luke Howard

I just cant do it. Im scared of girls asking me things or whatever. I do flee the scene immediately even though i would rather nut off inside her. How can i change that? Even booze doesnt make a difference please advice?

Joshua Gonzalez
Joshua Gonzalez

she doesn't, because i know perfectly i have nothing to do unless something changes, maybe she does think as you, who cares

Austin Gutierrez
Austin Gutierrez

(You)
Also, work

Alexander Clark
Alexander Clark

cos my head is big and my teeth are fucked
pic related will never be me

David Diaz
David Diaz

Too costly. I prefer hookers.

Julian Gomez
Julian Gomez

1800s Elliot Rodger

Brody Ward
Brody Ward

Feel you,
We all wanted to be Taylor, cuddling with pepe

Nathan Carter
Nathan Carter

i somehow managed to stumble upon a chinese gf who is pretty loaded so we now live in a condo her mom bought just for us to reside in. only paying maintenance and internet bill which is a fucking bargain.

Levi Thompson
Levi Thompson

Honestly, I don't try. Mostly because I think that every girl I am attracted to isn't attracted to me. I've yet to find out that there was a girl who liked me when I also liked them. Another reason is because of what happened when I did confess my feelings to someone. In short, I was humiliated. As soon as I told her how I felt, everyone began to ridicule me for such an act. Last reason is because I fear rejection. The feeling of being heartbroken by someone who had no interest in you anyways usually hurts.

Landon Thompson
Landon Thompson

Btw this my chink she does it all all night long

Be amazed jealous loser

Hunter Johnson
Hunter Johnson

Because I'm not that good looking, and I refuse to settle for anyone not out of my league.

Brody Davis
Brody Davis

Fuck that, posted myself on rateme before and got told I was adorable, and that I should go visit an endocrinologist.

Looking this young is a fucking curse

Alexander Barnes
Alexander Barnes

This. :D

Nathaniel Nguyen
Nathaniel Nguyen

:D

Ryder Hughes
Ryder Hughes

because she broke up with me 4 days ago

Nicholas Thompson
Nicholas Thompson

I totally feel you man. How the fuck are you supposed to know when a girl is into you? What if you're autistic and can't read social que's? Only way I'm asking a girl out is if I know she'll say yes. Can't be dealing with that level of humiliation.

Hunter Wright
Hunter Wright

filename
inb4 bait
saying the post is ironic doesn't make it any less retarded

Isaac Stewart
Isaac Stewart

Not in 4 years.
You'll see.

Henry Russell
Henry Russell

you sound like a scumbag

Lucas Wilson
Lucas Wilson

for getting pussy? m8 at least i can have sex
women are manipulative lying sacks of shit
if you want women, you have to be a douchebag at some level or form

Noah Gonzalez
Noah Gonzalez

I do
balls still full tho

pic not related

Blake Rivera
Blake Rivera

I love this comment

Isaiah Robinson
Isaiah Robinson

He's just correcting your typo.

Liam Allen
Liam Allen

Ive always been to pussy to actually ask a girl out tbh, sad because like 3 girls have had a crush on me and i was always to pussy to do anything, like trust me i tried but i always got so horribly nervous i couldnt bring myself to do it

Carson Stewart
Carson Stewart

I do, she wants me to replace my PC with consoles to make way for kids

Austin Cook
Austin Cook

Balls full, wallet empty.

Colton Green
Colton Green

i'm poor

Oliver Butler
Oliver Butler

because why spend all that maintenance on someone else when you could be spending it all on yourself

Thomas Gray
Thomas Gray

women are scary

James Lee
James Lee

shes dead just like i am inside

Carter Martin
Carter Martin

get a job and start chatting to girls that way. keep the conversations work related and then go from there

Ryan Smith
Ryan Smith

surprisingly not
being full is fun but Im not one of those guys who can hold it for like a week

Brayden Adams
Brayden Adams

TINY dick and fucking ugly. I dunno

Grayson Reed
Grayson Reed

I'm still in school and don't have the slightest bit of time for a job

Gabriel Bennett
Gabriel Bennett

dude. listen to me.
buy a sub to GQ magazine and get a gym membership. start up the stronglifts 5x5 program. go out weekly to the bar. every fucking week on a friday or saturday. it doesn't matter if you sit by yourself.
try to make 5 friends in real life before summer of next year. 3 if you're rural.
they must be guy friends that have an interest in being social. not internet friends. people you meet.

thank me in a years time.

Nathaniel Bailey
Nathaniel Bailey

because the small amount of ones that try to hook up with me are either unattractive or uninteresting

Hunter Peterson
Hunter Peterson

I just pop chances and opportunities even guaranteed laid oppos because ive spent most of my life as NEET but vidya. I also get headache from situations outside at the store when i resupply my freezer. So there was a girl asking for the lighter/the girl asking me whay i do listen to and a girl who asked me what time is it after being around me for minutes. I just cant identify sexpurpose confrontations at all.
In all 3 cases i just fled the scene even though i would fucked them with lights off because im insecure. Whats wrong?

Joseph Reyes
Joseph Reyes

Every fuckable woman I meet is taken. Refuse to settle down with less than a 7, an older woman with kids, or non white woman

Cooper Jones
Cooper Jones

holy fuck, what the hell happened to your grammar. are you sure people want to fuck you?

Lincoln Foster
Lincoln Foster

Si basicly dress like fag and shred so shitty that you end up looking good only of naked.. Ffs.

Jayden Green
Jayden Green

So you'd rather have no sex than to have sex with girls that don't apply to your way too high standards?

John Adams
John Adams

tfw smoking the ghosts of your unborn children

Oliver Barnes
Oliver Barnes

because im an ugly guy with a very low self esteem that hates his life...

Nicholas Reed
Nicholas Reed

I do haz gf.

Jace Martin
Jace Martin

No im not sure nothing is for sure in my life except electric bills and a stable ISP connection. I should just give it all up and stick to what i do best. Shooting someones head off in a vidya

Brody Walker
Brody Walker

im too busy whoring myself out to guys on the internet. its really hard to switch from like mega sissy submissive faggot back to my normal dominant straight attitude.

Carson Brooks
Carson Brooks

I have a girlfriend. Mostly
For sex though I guess. She is amazing in bed and will do anything I want. I can tell her to blow
Me anytime I want or give me a handy or pretty much anything anytime. She literally will do whatever I tell her even outside of sex. It’s nice but I want to be able to hang out with friends again and talk to other women. I had a couple chicks trying to fuck me when I met my gf and now I regret not trying to get as much pussy as I could. I love having a girl worship my cock like my girlfriend does but I feel like havin multiple pussies without the emotional commitment would make me happier I am only 20 and she has a hell of a grip on me it blows

Gabriel Turner
Gabriel Turner

because im shy and not sure how to find a girl

Elijah Ross
Elijah Ross

i am have crippling autism and ready to die

Oliver Lee
Oliver Lee

because i'm a gay sissy crossdressing cock addict ?

Nathaniel Thomas
Nathaniel Thomas

YUP

this

Daniel Lopez
Daniel Lopez

No one wants to see that shit you fucking degenerate

Zachary White
Zachary White

except like 75% of Sup Forums

Joshua Diaz
Joshua Diaz

fine i removed myself :))

Justin Scott
Justin Scott

When i finally got the guts and try to talk to one she suddenly starts screaming and runs away in panic.

Eli Cruz
Eli Cruz

*5%

Ian Perry
Ian Perry

are you an alien

Noah Nelson
Noah Nelson

or just hideous and fucked up

Alexander Rodriguez
Alexander Rodriguez

Because real women are nothing like porn stars.

Leo Ward
Leo Ward

Yes. I’ve fucked over 40 woman, I’m over random hookups. Why would I date a woman that’s not what I want. Just wasting her time and mine.

Ryder Morris
Ryder Morris

Not true, some real woman are exactly like porn stars minus getting paid for it

Adam Brown
Adam Brown

cuz I'm 28 and I have no job and prospects and live with my mother.. really not a joke
(pic unrelated)

Jordan Lewis
Jordan Lewis

Go to bars to pick up women.
Found your problem. The internet is a thing, you know. Also, there's this weird period of time known as "After Work." Not to mention, helping your disadvantaged brother is free pussy points.

Christopher Brown
Christopher Brown

height 5.6
weight 75kg
age 20
need i say more?

Carson Lewis
Carson Lewis

Whatever time I have as a single man is devoted to guitar and audio research. I achieve enough talent, my aspergers and bland appearance won't mean shit. I doubt the 15 years I put into my abilities are going to amount to any degree of legitimate success, though. Above all things, I enjoy playing and it allows me to go off into my own world. Fuck everything else, it completes me.

Aiden Martinez
Aiden Martinez

Because I find most women to be liars, untrustworthy, not knowing the meaning of the word loyalty. They seek constant upgrades, want too much attention and expect everything to revolve around them. They are children. Plus they always want to spend shitloads of money on dumb shit I don't need and want me to be a mind reader.

No thanks.

Cameron Fisher
Cameron Fisher

Explain your situation, user. Why don't you get a job, a house, and a girl? You are about 10 years past when you should have.

Tyler Diaz
Tyler Diaz

I'm sure there are women out there with the same impression of men. Pretty sure males are more unfaithful than women too.

Jonathan Edwards
Jonathan Edwards

Because its 2017 and VR is a thing now.

Lucas Sullivan
Lucas Sullivan

Lose some weight and it's doable. I'm shorter.

Samuel Harris
Samuel Harris

Got a (night shift) job and my own house, but don't go out.
Just vidya and books all day erry day with bouts of solo travel.

John Hughes
John Hughes

kek'd so hard

Joshua Davis
Joshua Davis

thanks for the motivation mate !

Cooper Thomas
Cooper Thomas

Because I would be a terrible partner. Never had sex, would be bad at it, am super emotionally distant with everyone, and is awkward and detached with even the people closest to me.

Adam Mitchell
Adam Mitchell

you can still get laid even if you're dead inside!

Oliver Hernandez
Oliver Hernandez

That's true

Lucas Kelly
Lucas Kelly

Yeah, with a prostitute or something. Or maybe a one night stand type of deal where I'd never see her again. I would finish very quickly and never satify her.

Wyatt Ward
Wyatt Ward

Poor guy. Middle aged and still no wife

Adam Roberts
Adam Roberts

Has anyone seen that efuckd video where the guy wins a lottery to fuck a porn star, and he cums about 3 seconds after she touched his dick with her hand? That would be me.

Julian Martin
Julian Martin

saus looooooooooooooooool

Benjamin Thomas
Benjamin Thomas

hey its me

Carter Myers
Carter Myers

I'm 5'7 so not much difference. Not been much of an issue for me. It's worse using dating sites as, given the opportunity, so many women just set 6'0" as a minimum cos I sounds 'right'. I've had tons of success mostly from meeting in the 'real' world. I've attended a lot of evening classes over the years, cooking is a good one. You automatically share an interest to break the ice.

Met a few women in bars but none were girlfriend material cos, well, I met them in a bar.

Some success on dating sites though. Getting past the initial filter is the main thing,

Charles Carter
Charles Carter

Sauce

Bentley Foster
Bentley Foster

A plant in a pot.

Julian Robinson
Julian Robinson

ghosts of your unborn children

Grayson Hughes
Grayson Hughes

efukt.com/20929_The_24_Year_Old_Virgin.html

Adrian Rodriguez
Adrian Rodriguez

my average sized dick and pint sized self esteem

Samuel Bailey
Samuel Bailey

This sounds right
5'5 here tho :l

Jordan Wilson
Jordan Wilson

At the last 40 seconds

Isaiah Nelson
Isaiah Nelson

kek'd

Zachary Young
Zachary Young

Because I'd rather stay home and play video games, and anxious about making an online dating profile.

Carter King
Carter King

thanks dude, cooking classes is a nice idea !
i am good at cooking tho

Elijah James
Elijah James

hey me too!

Aiden Robinson
Aiden Robinson

that's more of a description of the one on the left lol

Logan Evans
Logan Evans

because i learned that having a woman makes me feel less happy than when im alone

Christopher Morales
Christopher Morales

That's deep, and i'm not even joking

David Clark
David Clark

But I do op! And it's not an online one like most faggots have :)

Christopher Nguyen
Christopher Nguyen

i have

Daniel Clark
Daniel Clark

she left me yesterday cause we needed more time to get to know each other

Jackson Bell
Jackson Bell

holy shit are you me?!

Tyler Wilson
Tyler Wilson

being this fat and still having small tits
why not kill yourself already

Gabriel Ross
Gabriel Ross

I am head-over-heels in love with a girl who at once did but no longer feels the same. After she cut things off she continued to string me along for months until one day i confront, asking "do you have any plans in the future for you and me?" She gives a blatant "no".
confrontation was two months ago
even stronger affection for her now

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