Why don't you have a girlfriend, user?

Why don't you have a girlfriend, user?

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Because women are likely to mislead in order to reproduce. This kills the male.

Because women are a terrible lying disgusting manipulative species and not worth the upkeep to have a steady stream of used up meat curtains. Thank you pornhub

I have a wife, thinking about getting a gf

Mainly because I'm married.

I basically don't leave the house. I go to the store and back, but that's about it.

I broke up with my asian gf trying to date a mexican girl
I have a philipino girl thats gonna fly over in a month or 2 though so this should be a funny trip to the airport

Because I'm not a commie
(They give god tier bjs tho)

Because i have little to no self confidence

Kys

sauce plz

Because I'm shy af and don't know how to start.
I'm not ugly tho, average at least. Anyone have tips on how to get a girl when you're still in school?

Gotta correct that, I'm not really shy but when it comes to making a move I have zero confidence

>tfw dudes had the same problem even in Victorian times.

lol

I wonder if he found his wife from that ad

Cause I like to have all my money with me and freedom.

sauce on the webm pls?

Cause i’d have to see her, listen to her and spend my precious time with her. Fuck NO

This too

Why? Simple, I have a needy brother who often takes most of my saturdays off, hence I am not able to go to bars and pick up women.

>tfw your buckwheats are first rate and your oats and potatoes are bully

>all those John Cena dolls in the background

why

I have a pretty unusual excuse in that I moved to a Muslim country in 2010 and the expat population is small. Most of them are old and married.

There are no foreigners my age and Islamic law prevents marriage of Muslim women to non-Muslims. Doing anything with women is a logistical nightmare because they all live with family who disapprove.

So I've had very little going on. Dated one Muslim, did some long-distance shit with a white girl, fucked a black girl on holiday. Apart from that, not much. I no longer seek anything with the local population and I don't want to set myself up for the difficulties of a long-distance relationship.

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Why did you move to a muslim country, and why aren't you moving back to the West?

I'm not trying

Amen, brother.

now i wish i asked her out and got that S u c c

Because I'd rather focus on fixing myself first, can't love someone else if you don't even love yourself, right?

That I do not know

Kek

Beryl18 Also known as Berylgem for a bit

I'd love to have a monogamic relationship based on mutual trust and the feeling of being the "bastion of calm" for my gf, but I cannot arrange myself with disgusting lies of pseudo loyality, behind-the-scenes-cocksucking and emotional violence/manipulation as soon as a 2017 girl knows the deep nature of my heart and soul just to use it for her own advantages.

I have a gf, but she's in Canada.

Well there's that.

I'm tryna still improve myself after my last two breakups: tryna to get fit (like the Zyzz), learning how to talk to hot college girls with out getting the creepy vibe (i'm an oldfag btw), and getting that sweet infiniti i30 from my $12.00/hr contract job.

Bro this is Sup Forums not /r9k/.

found it, beryl18
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It wasn't really my choice, I was a minor and my father got a job out here. I then started working here but that didn't pan out. I have a visa card so I can stay as long as I want.

I don't have any good reason to be here now, but I don't feel a big urge to move.

I know from past experience that it's very difficult to get anywhere socially without either working, studying, or joining some sort of local group. Considering that, I have no idea where I want to go. I don't need to get an IRL job because I can do okay with my online business. I'm not CEO 10k/day but I can survive in a Western country with what I make. University was not a great time for me so I don't want to rush back to that. I'm kind of out of ideas.

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>having all of that by 18
>still no gf

How

i am fat and ugly

I do. She even pays her half of the rent

Cos I have a pot plant to jerk off into

I am married, but I still prefer my 2D waifus to my boring wife. I haven't fucked her in like 2 weeks, I can see the desperation; anything makes her angry lately, she's very irritable. Before that, she used to be pretty vanilla with sex (hardly any BJs, wouldn't into anal), so I stopped fucking her for about 3 weeks. One day, she had enough and gave me a blow job out of the blue, put her as on my face and I tongue fucked her asshole. I've been getting a BJ almost every time we fuck. It's been a few months since that, but she started to bore me again, so like I said earlier, I haven't fucked her in about 2 weeks. She tries to start sex, but I just fuck off somehow.

I have been saving about 4 days worth of cum, in case my wife was good enough, but last night she annoyed me, so today I'm blowing my load to best grill Anna Nishikinomiya.

To hell with 3D bitches, and start worshipping 2D. Any normalfags who say otherwise feel free to fuck right off to reddit.

I'm 28 and my fun parts of college were stolen from me, because I was a nerdy dimwit back then. I regret not going to college bars at that time. I wished I did more.

Now, as an old fag, i go to college parties now. But hey, the beer's cheap and the girls are very friendly. And that I come to love Trap music more than ever.

bro you need to think of the most perfect life you could imagine. Then figure out what steps you'd need to do to reach that

Forgot to add pic Of me and wife

not samefag

I've been in relationships. Always been avoiding getting kids. Because, if you get kids. You are stuck. I have a very high paying job now, my own house, a pretty decent property way out by the ocean west in Norway. I have 1200 games on steam and can play whenever i want. I also have a insulated garage i spend alot of time in welding, creating things and automating stuff.

If i got married. Guess how many of these things i could be doing.

I'd bet CA$20.00 his wife is as hot as kate upton.

lmao

Was married for 10 years and pretty much lost interest in sex, due to drugs and having an ugly wife who was terrible in bed. I've had a few women and men at work make passes at me but I'm just not interested anymore. Even had this one woman follow me around the store kek. It's funny how butthurt women get when you reject them.

Indeed, that's why my mantra now is to "not commit and never settle". I'd fuck around and never settle. I'll most likely get married by age 40, because by then I'd be frail as fuck when going to bars at that time.

I just want to improve myself, fuck without any string attached and get money.

An old friend of mine just got engaged and he's already way less interesting than he used to be.

But I disagree about not having kids. I have an aunt and uncle who decided not to have kids. They have a lot of money, travelled the world (all seven continents, yes even Antarctica). Now they're in their 60s, winding down, less work, less play, some of their friends are dying off. They have nothing except stories that they will soon not remember. They're bitter, shitty people.

>(you)
What kind of a stupid fucking gargantuan faggot uses that shit tier currency? Fuck off to a steam beg thread, poor-fag.

this right here explains it. except im there while they chose to do that and we both know it. so once they get used up then neither of us likes one another. fuck you normies

I literally am married solely to have kids. My wife makes for a very good friend, but I have lost interest in sex. I guess that's what married life is about, finding someone who you can be with all the fucking time, and want to be with, even if you are bored of sex.

I could always steal a kid. That works out wonderfully.

I have and shes a trap.
Posted in threads yesterday too

Because I work too much and machines dont exactly respond to advances.

He makes good points though, /r9k/ is a normalfag board full of memes and porn now.

Because I'm married.

I have no reason to want one.

that face always get me

I used to have one, it's gone now tho

Seriously im straight kissless virgin since birth. Never had physical contact with a what i call desirable fem. I dont even try anymore. I fap to /b and thats it after i keep on with vidya and steam. So seriously do i miss something out of life?

because my wife would murder me and the girlfriend. she's funny that way.

I wish my wife liked cum, but she doesn't. She just likes creampies :(

I'm sorry Sup Forumsro but yes you are missing out. At least have the experiences to work out if it's worth pursuing. You literally don't know what you're missing.

No women I'm interested in around.

I've had too girlfriends who were absolutely horrible in bed.

They were like some kind of lifeless sexdolls with the ability to complain.

I'm single now and enjoying casual sex with girls who actually want sex and not to just pretend to be a nagging starfish.

>I have and shes a trap.
you mean he?

After 11years, I was tired of watching her deteriorate into a depressed and angry shell of herself. I tried to help and all I really did was make her feel unworthy.

Its sad and depressing but it had to be done.

I really miss our fantastic sex life.

Why do you think, dumbfuck?

Because im a creepy fuck.

This.

that's terrifying

I said what i meant

Moose are metal as fuck.

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I'm shy and extremely insecure. I'm not ugly and I know that since I have blown fucking multiple opportunities, like every year. Also I have no friends so I really only connect with people that I have to work with in classes.

i can't stop laughing

I wouldn't even mind being perpetually single if it wasn't for those awkward moments when someone asks if you have a girlfriend. Then you either have to make up some bullshit or tell them the truth, solidifying your status as a fucking loser.

i am after a girl but she just wants to be friends
thing started ok, we make a good couple, she 40 im 35 so she should be after me but.

she kinda knows i like her and thinks she can have me anytime so i screwed, top of that, i'm not too tall and she is obsessed with height, when she's on high heels she's a bit taller but hey, life sucks

i should stop talking her at once, but for the moment i have nothing else to date so what the fuck, also all my friends are married and i can't count on them

Just got out of a "relationship" lasted one week, I left her after having sex, not only was she incredibly boring, she was also the worst in bed

No confidence, i have shit- tier teeth, and i have a weirdly large face with a skinny body.

Dude, I've never even had a friend in my entire life. One step at a time. Damn.

ditch the bitch
You have literally no profit from keeping to talk to her

Work out and go out every now and then

:3

First step is to make her look at you as a sexual being so that she will consider you as a potential partner. Friends usually stay in the friendzone.

The second step is to tell her about your feelings.

My nigger

jokes on you, Ihave two right now
>inb4 making this up
go out and get a life, if you're interested i can greentext how I got two

Go for it

How do you go about helping someone see you as a sexual being/potential partner?

Not the person you responded to but I'm curious.

Because I am a single full time dad and my kids are more important... Sigh.

yes i do she's so much fun

i know i have to score with other girl so she will take me somewhat seriously, but until now no luck, when i went out with my friends i could score easily but now with my job and everything is really hopeless

thanks guys

this + work
workplace has way more men then women
i also dont do online dating
im getting used to being lonely, although its still not a good thing, never will be