What would you use on a pedophile if they touched your kid?

what would you use on a pedophile if they touched your kid?

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razor blade for a couple days.

finish with a pile of steel radials, lighter fluid, and a match

I would call 911

A firm handshake.

Nothing fancy. I don't really believe that torturing him would make me feel better or undo the damage done. People like this just need to be trimmed from society, like trimming weeds.

Pretty hard to run ballistics on a smoothbore shotgun, just a dose of 00 buck to the face in a dark alleyway would do the trick.

>having kids

If they can't find the remnants of a body, then they can't prove you killed someone!

i'm never having kids of my own, but if someone hurt my niece i don't know if i could let the fucker go.

Tank of chlorine, Tank of ammonia, Both pressurized and running to a single nozzle. Spray him in the face with it until he stops moving,

capture interrogate torture dispose

>authorities find both their asphyxiated corpses and conclude they had a pedophile lover's falling out

>ITT: people not understanding that the #1 suspect if a pedophile is murdered is the kid's father
have fun in jail

I'd just shoot 'em. Playing with trash gets you dirty, just take it out and be done with it.

>Pedorasts ITT: getting nervous

I’m sure the police would investigate a pedo’s “mysterious death” with much gusto

>he doesn't murder people in full scuba gear
It's like you don't even into safety

I'm barren and will never be able to have kids of my own. It hurts really badly and I'm not sure I'll ever be able to just get over it.
>inb4 just adopt
The grief and the feelings of failure don't go away. They just get stronger over time.

Wiffle ball bat...full of cement

Decapitation with a knife

I'm sorry user. I'd offer you a hug if I could.

ITT: pedos think the cops will protect them
I'm an electrician by trade, I could do a lot of painful and unsafe things to a pedo before his body gave out.

Thank you for the kind reply, user. I think I'm going to go to sleep now because my brain needs to reboot. I hope you all have a nice evening.

You'd be surprised...

I know it's not the same as having your own child naturally, but with the advancements we're making in genetics it's possible you could one day have a child that's biologically yours.

>tie him to a chair
>jack him off
>make him cum in a frying pan
>repeat until cum is depleted
>fry cum
>insert funnel into his dickhole
>pour molten cum into the funnel

Sleep tight.

Jeez you just got me thinking about my niece and two nephews. Just murder the fuck out of the perpetrator. I'd probably just end up shooting him, but it would be neat to buy a sword and just hack the fuck apart on the street.

So you don't try to hide it. You admit guilt, you say that you couldn't take it. You were drive mad by thoughts of what the person did to your loved one.

Like this guy: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gary_Plauche

His son was kidnapped and raped repeatedly by his karate instructor, and when they brought the guy back to their jurisdiction for trial, dad was waiting in the airport with a handgun. He shot the rapist dead in front of a news crew (It was caught on camera if you want to look it up), reporters and the cops escorting him, then immediately gave up.

He walked free with a few years of probation.

Ants

faggots

i think you might just plain be a fag.

Hot iron on as much of his body as possible until he died from shock or infection.

>His head was already missing when I got here officer, I swear!

If I caught him in the act, beat him to death with either my fists or my shitty taurus revolver
>beater gun
If not, have the DA throw the book at him and sue in civil for a fuck ton

The cops...

...after supergluing a gun in their hand.

Zipties, calipers and a blow torch.

Or a tattoo gun and the police.

I'd tattoo "PEDOPHILE" on his face, have him arrested, and let prison justice do its thing. Most inmates are fathers themselves, and pedos are known to be treated worse than jews in concentration camps when they go to prison.

That's almost too harsh

Dude diddled my kids. Nothing is too harsh.

Easy there Takmoud.

lol, this guy murdered his son's molester on fucking camera and got off with a slap on the wrist

youtube.com/watch?v=QZNfZ1emQxo

A regular baseball bat would be more painful. Why? If you hit him any where but the head it would take him forever to die while being in alot pain. That thing in your picture would kill him in a hand full of strikes.

Nails inserted in various non lethal parts on his body, then hook them up to a power suply set on a pulse timer. The voltage would be low enough that he wouldn't die, then let him sit for days until he died from lack of sleep due to being shocked continuously and without end.

Maybe an adrenaline IV to keep him alive for as long as possible.

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half this thread is edgy the hedgehogs. Just do what did

This


youtube.com/watch?v=Oi3Hyxuf5AE

You mean like if they didn't pay?

>Jeez you just got me thinking about my niece

Best part: we're not related. Her parents and I spent our military years together. I've known the kid for a decade and love her like family. I *will* put an anonymous slug in anyone who hurts her.

>exercise in creative writing
>being such a spastic at 12 year old that you're worried about your words on an anonymous image board.
>thinking anything about your posts was creative.
Watch old boy for the right answer.

This is going to be really edgy but
>grab club or blunt object, hatchet, wood or medical saw, gloves, belt and rubber bands, needle, pointed spoon, and forceps
>club or beat them to unconsiousness when they are somewhere isolated and vulnerable (I live out in the sticks so it would be likely they would be in the woods or away from the public)
>hastily take them to a shed or somewhere concealed
>try to cut vocal cords and if that doesn't work or gag reflex kicks in just cut out tongue
>hack all limbs off at the knees and elbows as fast as I can
>gouge eyes out and clip/severely damage eardrums
>induce a Johnny Got His Gun like state
>apply belts and rubber bands as tourniquets
>likely wouldn't be able to do this without the person bleeding out but what is there to lose tbqh
>hastily discard tools
>remove gloves and scorch them with lighter and hide them
>call ambulance
>feign shock and say I found them on the side of the road and tried to somehow help after detecting a pulse
>say blood and fluids on hands were from handling the individual
>they get taken to a hospital
>if they are not of importance or have close relatives they will likely be kept alive for medical research or to drain insurance or medicaid
>live in a hellish warped reality for god knows how long

If I have to break someone over the wheel because I feel threatened by them I am fully within my constitutional right to do so.

I’d tie him down and poop in his mouth until he died from eating too much poop.

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what a shitty way to go

jumper cables
one end attached to the pedophiles testicles
the other end attached to a car battery

id also force feed him 700mg of benadryl before hand so he would be hallucinating 10m tall spiders and shadow people while this was happening

a bullet. anything else simply isn't worth the time nor the effort

>Plauche was friends with several high-ranking police officers in the Baton Rouge Police Department

>what would you use on a pedophile if they touched your kid?
I'd tell him to go find his own.

>pedo starts ejaculating furiously due to benadryl and penal stimulation
>jizz all over your face
whats the next part of your plan?

>tie him to a chair with a hole cut in the seat
>put a big pot underneath the chair
>give him food and water
>eventually the pot will be full of shit and piss
>boil shit and piss until extremely thick
>flip him over
>insert funnel into anus
>pour molten shit and piss into funnel

I suck him off over and over and don't even stop when his dick is all sensitive and he begs me to stop sucking.

2 point-blank buckshot with a double barrel shotgun with 2 triggers.

Just to see what it does to a upper torso and head.

didnt think about this maybe il just put it on a remote timer and leave the room first i think the electric shock would cook his nuts though ad he wouldn't be able to do that

there is always this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism

basically you go to a swamp tie up the victim and force feed and cover them a shittone of milk and honey giving them crazy shits and eventually you get eaten alive by bugs and maggots the victim usually takes several days to die its historically proven

this

How is it harder than other guns?

kek, you can tell the ambulance whatever you want, but you'd still be #1 suspect.

There is no rifling.

If a bullet fragment is recovered from a crime scene it is possible to match it to the rifling on a particular gun.

A body full of buckshot could be from one of literally millions of different guns.

This. It effectively removes the possibility of a murder weapon as evidence, unless you do something stupid like eject shells with your fingerprints on them at the scene.

>letting other adults be around your kid 1 on 1

Call the police, seek professional counselling for child, maybe take some time off to go do something fulfilling with whole family. Be a good parent instead of becoming a fucking jailbird and leaving children fatherless.

Heavy dose of LSD every 6 hours with constant sleep deprivation, beatings, letting dogs practice attacking, loops of people screaming/terror, and being locked in a small box for days on end.

Just until his body or brain shuts down.

Found the Californian

Pro Tip: Nobody should ever find the weapon

>spending money on a gun you are going to use once and then throw away
I like my way better:

>why yes officer I understand that his body was found with buckshot in it
>yes sir I do own a shotgun, like hundreds of other people in this town do
>no sir I didn't kill him
you will still be a suspect but there is literally nothing connecting your gun to that body as long as you didn't leave other physical evidence

>letting the brownskins inhabit the earth

Way to go and slow down humanity

Hurr let me keep a $200 shotgun that could put me on death row because I'm a cheap Jew.

>what would you use on a pedophile if they touched your kid?
The law. Whatever I use won't hold a candle to what'll happen to him in prison.

Some KY, salt, and And a Mosin nagant up the bung hole.

A bribe to a correctional officer

pedo's love studded bats dude

>that could put me on death row
How?

That was a wicked shot he pulled off

Well, just thinking out 'loud here, but he probably lives in a country where possession of a firearm can lead to a death penalty.

Add in a dragon dildo with razors attached, a bucket of acid that dissolves human skin, a syringe of adrenaline, lemon juice, a bone saw and a wood chipper. Then you have all the materials for a fun vengeance filled couple days.

I'm right here also I would just use my jiu-jitsu training to break all the limbs in many different places.

>Glass syringes of battery acid
>Scalpels
>Forceps
>Costotome and Sternal Saw
>Plasma
>Norepinephrine
>Dermatome
>Tourniquet
>Desomorphine

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Wood, hammer, nails, shovel
Bury them alive in a box

get out dad

>go full stealth and shoot him in front of the press
youtu.be/_PUE8fYxjq8?t=40s

I would call 1911

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let the courts do their thing and when he is in prison, id contact either guards or other prisoners and work something out to make sure everyday is hell for him during his sentence.

I would say to him, don't you ever talk to me or my wifes son ever again.

It's nice to see all You guys living the fantasy of vigilante. But irl pedos aren't exclusively lone losers living in mother's basement. They organized, backing up each other and even trying to depenalize pedophilia. See NAMBLA.
For example, the case of Marc Dutroux led to national unrest, but his latest victims starved to death anyway. Although he mentioned about worldwide paedophile net, no further investigation followed.
The Lithuanian avenger, Drasius Keyds managed to put down a politician and a senior judge molesting his loved ones, before vanishing.
And the current PM for bongland back in days managed to swept under the rug the case of British officials and aristocracy running orphanage for personal jolly old English pleasure.
I wish You good luck, facing this kind of odds.

so suicide?

>what would you use on a pedophile if they touched your kid?

I'd melt plastic buckets on to their feet, hands, groin and then their torso and finally the head. If necessary using steroids, amphetamines, lsd and IV to keep them as conscious, pain aware and alive for as long as possible and I'd do the same to everyone that that they knew.

I'm not really into self harm.

shame that. No one would miss you.

most cops are fathers. Enjoy your fantasy of society giving a fuck what happens to child molesters

>ywn go on a taxi driver rampage through NAMBLA headquarters

feels bad

ye, playing with pigs in the mud gets you dirty as well