I need to get something off my chest, so Confession Thread I guess

Henry Clark
Henry Clark

I need to get something off my chest, so Confession Thread I guess.

tl;dr first
Through a misunderstanding that I did not correct, a hot coworker let me fuck her in order to pay off a debt.

be me, a fat neckbeard
but I can socialize and have friends and shit
my work allows people to bring in dogs
desk neighbor is a hottie 24yo I'll call Allison
pic related
she's super girly-girly, outgoing
kind of stereotypical L.A. girl (fit body, spray tan, loves getting drunk, doesn't really date but wants guys to pursue her, etc)
way, WAY out of my league
but we're friendly
anyway
Allison gets a puppy and starts bringing it in regularly
cute little pupper
everyone loves the dog, including me
after some time dog falls ill
surgery + recovery expenses for dog will be at least $6k
start a gofundme for the dog
despite her and her dog's popularity it only raises like $100
hear through the grapevine that Allison's dad will cover most of the cost
but she's trying to find another $2k
she's distraught
tell her I heard she needed another $2k
I offer to cover the $2k
I have a shitload of savings because I only spend money on video games and Lego sets
Venmo her the money
Allison is moved to tears she's so grateful
feels good helping someone out
find out surgery was successful and dog is recovering well

Austin Moore
Austin Moore

Fast forward to this past Wednesday
short day at work because of Thanksgiving holiday
everyone is mostly chilling and talking
Allison pulls me aside
says she will start paying me back soon
I brush her off like "nah, your money's no good with me"
she makes a shocked face
in the moment I thought it was a shocked-I-was-being-so-generous kind of expression
after all I gave her $2k no strings attached
she doesn't say anything else and walks away
she finds me a little while later and is like "no really, I want to pay you back"
and I'm like "well I'm not taking your money so..." and laugh it off
she looks shocked again and walks away
after a while most everyone in the office is gone
I'm packing up my shit to go home
Allison approaches me again
she's all sheepish, which is weird for her
all she says is "okay"
I'm like "okay what?"
"okay...I'll let you fuck me or whatever"

Evan Rodriguez
Evan Rodriguez

she's like "come on hurry up"
follow her to one of the meeting rooms
at this point I have not connected the dots
I'm thinking maybe she's drunk and wants to slum it
or maybe she secretly liked me and she was flirting this whole time
regardless, my brain is shutting down and my dick is taking over
she leaves the lights off and closes the door
everybody walk the dinosaur (jk this is NOT one of those, I just had to do it is all)
so we stand there in the dark for an awkward eternity
she asks "so do you want me to just suck your dick or what?"
I say I want to do everything if that's ok
she lets out a big sigh, like "fine"
she pulls down her underwear and wraps it around her wrist like a hair scrunchy
looks anywhere but at me
and makes a "so do it already" gesture
so I do

Justin Martin
Justin Martin

she's clearly mentally checking out
I mean I have to move her like a mannequin
one arm, the other arm
turn her around by the shoulders
bend her at the waist, etc etc
I've had sex a couple of times before so I thought this was just her way
first I push her down and she goes to her knees
I unzip and whip it out
see her take a quick glance at my dick and sorta look away
I rub my dick on her lips for a minute or two
until she opens her mouth
"face fuck" her a little while
she only sucks a little to stop from drooling
stand her back up and sit her on the edge of the conference table
have her hold her knees to her chest
go down on her
try a few things but never get a reaction from her
tongue her butthole and she makes an annoyed/worried sound
decide to switch to sex
it takes some doing to put it in her pussy
I don't know if she was just tight
or (in retrospect) if she was fighting it
but she felt amazing
I go at it for like 10 minutes
getting winded (fat neckbeard)
hear her breathing heavy and making little noises
ask her where I can cum
she doesn't say anything
"can I cum inside?"
she doesn't say anything
so I blew my load inside her

Leo Davis
Leo Davis

I zip up
she's still lying on the conference table
legs open, skirt hiked up, arms splayed straight out
grab a box of tissues and put it in her hand
tell her "I'm done. That was really good. Thank you."
she sits up
looks at the tissues, looks at her pussy
then makes a long, shaky sigh
watch her as she sorta scoops my cum out of her with a tissue
then she wipes out more of my cum that plopped onto the carpet
puts on her underwear
it's while she's doing all this that it FINALLY dawns on me
holy shit this was because of the money
oh fuck
fuck fuck fuck
"Uh Allison, when I was saying your money was no good, I meant--"
she walked out quickly
think she went to the bathroom, not sure
I immediately left

So this was on Wednesday. I'll be seeing her tomorrow, which is why I'm all messed up about it now. Flip flopping between "well she never said no" to "oh shit was that rape". I never suggested she pay me with sex. I for sure did NOT have a wink-wink flirty tone when I was like "your money's no good here."

I guess I have the standard questions for any lawfags.
Did I rape her? Legally, I mean.
Should I get a lawyer?
Should I go to HR?
Do I explain the misunderstanding?

I'm leaning towards no on everything. Maybe just wait to see how she is on Monday. And I have to admit the neckbeard in me thinks we're bf/gf now or something. This is fucked up.

Brandon Phillips
Brandon Phillips

I came.

Christian Brown
Christian Brown

inb4 this proves that all women are sluts

OP one of the rules I live by is "if you have to ask, then yes".
is this car too expensive for me to afford?
yes
is this a bad idea?
yes
did I just rape that girl
yes

Adrian Mitchell
Adrian Mitchell

#MeToo

Jackson Jones
Jackson Jones

Eh fuck you guys then. Imma post this again later tonight.

Cameron Murphy
Cameron Murphy

kek

Dylan Martinez
Dylan Martinez

neat

Benjamin Phillips
Benjamin Phillips

you done fucked up. But she's a slut so whatever. You are no longer friends. She no longer likes you. She loves her dog more than you realize. She will never repeat what happened to her. She did not enjoy it.

Carter Lee
Carter Lee

You’re fine. She won’t tell anyone.

Just don’t push your luck and say she can borrow money whenever she wants

Caleb Barnes
Caleb Barnes

being this autistic

Caleb Nelson
Caleb Nelson

you done fucked up
But I'm not "in trouble"?

Parker Rivera
Parker Rivera

Fake and gay. Fix your low self esteem. Loser

Angel Wright
Angel Wright

no she wants to forget about this far more than you do. It was consensual she just didn't want to, if that makes sense. You still are on a spectrum of autism.

Jeremiah Sullivan
Jeremiah Sullivan

You’re not a raper. You are, however, autistic as shit.

Also, you may now have the clap, and that girl should be on suicide watch.

Chase Miller
Chase Miller

Your a giant beta for giving her a free 2k, and for not fucking her ass

Christopher Foster
Christopher Foster

Rapist*

Henry Rodriguez
Henry Rodriguez

Explain the situation, say it dawned on you that that's why she let you have your way with her after it had happened.
Apologise and say you thought she was just into you, say you seriously wanted to give money for the puppy because you adored the wee bastard.
She likely won't tell anyone and it was definitely not rape if she came up to you telling you it's fine to fuck her, dragged YOU to a dark room, got undressed first, and said "go on then"
Honestly just explain it, apologise for the misunderstanding and just chill out.

Also just out of curiosity, I take it you're in the same department, how big is the department and what does the job entail? Might get away with never talking to her again ;)

Nicholas Myers
Nicholas Myers

2k is 2k. she probably hated it and feels really shitty for fucking a fatty. i would talk to her about it and not be a beta.
ask her if shes ok, and ask what you can do to make her feel better about it. its not like you took advantage of her, she was willing. and if she never said no, you are NOT a rapist.

btw good story got me p hard

Liam Barnes
Liam Barnes

It's technically not rape, ask her out. Say you misunderstood, you're just a lonely fat guy and you didn't think twice when a girl put out.

Connor Cruz
Connor Cruz

I take it you're in the same department, how big is the department and what does the job entail
We're copywriters at an ad agency. Maybe 15 on our team.

Aiden Brown
Aiden Brown

Anytime a bloated neckbeard has sex, it's rape.

Christopher Parker
Christopher Parker

I feel like this is contradictory. If OP did nothing wrong, he has nothing to apologize for or reason to ask if she's ok.

Easton Ortiz
Easton Ortiz

I mean I think you subconsciously wanted this outcome. Otherwise you would have just anonymously donated to her gofundme

Nicholas Green
Nicholas Green

Dude, she's probably sucked dick for a ride home. So she fucked you for the favor you did her, who cares? Her fucking you makes as much sense as you giving her $2k with no strings attached.

Noah Long
Noah Long

Oh, in that case she'll just consider it another depressing episode in her meaningless, dead-end life.

Julian Watson
Julian Watson

he can apologize for asking for sexual favors in return for a dept. its like shes a whore now in some girls minds.

Jonathan Mitchell
Jonathan Mitchell

he did something morally wrong, just not legally wrong

James Martinez
James Martinez

OP here. I'm not saying I've never thought about having sex with her. Of course I have. I was expecting her to pay it back. But the "forget about it" reaction I had was spur of the moment.

Ian Rogers
Ian Rogers

If those are pics of here, where's one of you, I wanna see how much out of your league she is

Ryan Jones
Ryan Jones

I need to get something off my chest
Next time, try pushing a barbell off your chest. Stop being a pathetic slob that feels guilty about banging a hot piece. If I could reach through this screen I'd slap you.

Christopher Turner
Christopher Turner

Pretty sure prostitution is illegal in most areas.

Mason Ortiz
Mason Ortiz

Hey OP I don't know how she could have mistook your intention when you said you didn't want her money, maybe talk to her when you next week her

If it was me I would still want the money

Carson Davis
Carson Davis

hot af OP

ya so wait, this IS prostitution right? what im getting at is could OP use this do "defend" himself against the inevitable rape accusation coming his way? hes got the venmo confirmation to prove it.

Thomas Fisher
Thomas Fisher

I’d invoice her for $1,800 payable in cash or further sexual favors. No way you’re paying her $2,000 for mannequin sex.

Benjamin Lee
Benjamin Lee

Lmao boi you best get your shit straight and MAKE SURE you tell them you thought it was because she was making advances towards you. Even if you knew she was doing it because of the money, it's definitely not rape. It's fucked up of you to take advantage of the situation, but because she didn't enjoy it doesn't mean it was rape. I just think it's really annoying how she went out of her way to make it known she didn't want to do it, even though she was the one who suggested it in the first place.

Ian Sullivan
Ian Sullivan

Kill yourself with your boring horribly written story that's in no way even remotely believable.

Julian King
Julian King

Where did ya get all these pictures of the girl in question OP

Thomas Green
Thomas Green

Sounds like extortion.

Jaxson Flores
Jaxson Flores

Most sensible suggestion yet

Michael Hernandez
Michael Hernandez

I've been FB stalking her since it happened. Looking for any signs that she's going to go to the cops or some shit.

Lucas Nguyen
Lucas Nguyen

HAHAHA

Yeah, ask her when she's going to pay back the money when you see her, OP

Jordan Myers
Jordan Myers

OP you should apologize to her, she probably won't press charges or tell anyone.

Juan Fisher
Juan Fisher

you are a beta

Nathaniel Miller
Nathaniel Miller

morally its her own damn fault, i used and heard the exact same phrasing about paying back money 1000 times in my life, not once has it ever been a suggestion for sex.

if or how much trouble results depends on her. she could not say anything, or say you put a knife to her throat, and unless there were cameras with full audio you're done. and that's legally.

and it will take far less to get you fired

we "believe the victim" now, it doesn't matter what actually happened, if she feels it was rape, it was rape, and you're fucked.

Alexander Kelly
Alexander Kelly

You could go full retard and say, we're going to do it again, and this time you're going to like it. Or I'll tell every one in the office you fucked a greasy neck beard slob like me.. .got it

Jaxon Taylor
Jaxon Taylor

Thank the fuck Christ enjoyment and enthusiasm are not requirements for consent.

Lincoln Ramirez
Lincoln Ramirez

tl;dr
bunch of shit that never happened but OP dreamt about

Isaiah Perry
Isaiah Perry

nah $1500, he got bbfs cip, you always have to pay a lot extra for that.

Levi Morgan
Levi Morgan

bbfs cip
wat

Landon Hernandez
Landon Hernandez

but we're in new sjw reality now, if she regrets it afterward the consent is void

Aiden Foster
Aiden Foster

My favorite part of this thread is all the people that are gleefully pretending that OP's story is in any way real. The only nugget of truth to this whole story is that OP wants to fuck the basic bitch that sits next to him at work.

Angel Rogers
Angel Rogers

god, youre such a fucking pathetic beta/cuck/bitch/fag/soyboy.
you can redeem yourself by doing

Juan Miller
Juan Miller

2k for sex ain't worth it OP, you dun got ripped off and there's no way she'll pay it back now.

Ayden Fisher
Ayden Fisher

well as a fellow fat neckbeard i can't rule it out as being real after all the hot as fuck teenagers i fucked in my late 20s over drug debts far less than 2k. of course im sure you'll think im lying too.

Gabriel Scott
Gabriel Scott

What consent?!? She was acting under duress. OP is a rapist.

Elijah Price
Elijah Price

abbreviations for services escorts offer. bareback full service, cum in pussy

Daniel Myers
Daniel Myers

This is not rape. There was no lack of consent. The most it might be is prostitution, but even that is a stretch. This is not your typical prostitution case because it's not like you understood it as a monetary exchange for sex (although the facts would seem pretty sketchy to a third person). Do not tell HR because you don't know if she's going to say anything and it can only be used against you. However, what happens if she says it was rape, or they try to come after you for prostitution (both are extremely unlikely)? You shut your goddamn mouth and say you want to talk to an attorney, or if not in custody, go consult with an attorney. But if it doesn't see the light of day, don't waste your money. If you feel like you need to confess, tell it to a priest and make it clear you're seeking spiritual advice.

Jordan Evans
Jordan Evans

No that's actually much more believable than this dumb bitch he works with misunderstanding "you don't have to pay me back" to mean "you'll have to fuck me to pay me back." I mean, OP spins a good yarn, but it's just not true. I have no problem believing you fucked chicks over drug debts.

Joshua Robinson
Joshua Robinson

Escorts let you creampie them?

Guess I'm looking into hiring escorts now.

Austin Brooks
Austin Brooks

LOL @ OP trying to backpedal.

I hope you're scared you rapist. I'm looking through "copywriters" in Linkedin. There aren't that many in LA.

Ryan Hernandez
Ryan Hernandez

This is her fault. You are not required to connect the dots of what passes as "courtesy" in this sick depraved society.
Also why are you letting your dick decide, you could have prevented this. Start spiritually developing NOW (google it).

Joseph Bell
Joseph Bell

none will advertise it or admit it beforehand, because they get blackballed for it, but around 2/3rds will agree to it if you pay a bunch extra and have a recent std test showing you're clean if you push it hard enough

Robert White
Robert White

fuck you knock it off

Let's say hypothetically
she says rape
I instead admit to prostitution

That would work? I mean I'd rather take the hit for solicitation or whatever than rape.

Matthew Myers
Matthew Myers

because they get blackballed for it
By who?

Easton Baker
Easton Baker

if she says rape you don't say shit. get a lawyer.

Cameron King
Cameron King

all review boards (at least the big ones) will ban her and a large percentage of people won't hire her

Ayden Ramirez
Ayden Ramirez

phase 2 : Tell her you tought it would be better for 2k then ask for moar
phase 3 : repeat phase 2

Jason Wood
Jason Wood

Are you stupid? If she says rape, then you immediately hire a criminal defense attorney. Your lawyer will determine the best strategy. One more thing, don't fucking talk to her anymore.

Matthew Reed
Matthew Reed

tongue her butthole and she makes an annoyed/worried sound
Howd she taste?

Ayden Mitchell
Ayden Mitchell

Sounds like she didn't really have 2 grand. Did you a solid and wiped her debt. It's just pussy, get over it

Parker Ross
Parker Ross

If you want to fuck her again, you probably can as long as you give her another $2k.

Otherwise I'd suggest just never mentioning this again.

Jace Myers
Jace Myers

if you need to rationalize this to yourself, here's how:
1. you lent her $2,000
2. you forgave the debt
3. she was so grateful she did you a favor
the fact that she's an idiot and didn't understand what you meant has nothing to do with this

Anthony Bell
Anthony Bell

No ass smell if that's what you mean. A little bitter once I got my tongue inside. She tasted/smelled very clean though.

Blake Thomas
Blake Thomas

wondering if you could have a secret "sugar baby" situation with her, where you'd meet to fuck once a week. she might go for it for like $3000/month.

Easton Fisher
Easton Fisher

Tell her that was the first month's installment and she'll need to make 11 more before you're square.

Elijah Rodriguez
Elijah Rodriguez

isn't this backwards?
if you have to ask the price of something/you can't afford it...
so it's if you're not sure then the answer is no.

Ryan Gonzalez
Ryan Gonzalez

LOL. Lego sets. You would have to pay for sex you fuckin fat loser.

Cooper King
Cooper King

screen cap your posts now OP so when the police com knocking there is some proof of your story circulating already.

honest to god i doubt she'll try anything. she was apparently just as autistic as you were. if I were you I'd just buy her something cheap and apologize and say you didn't put 2 and 2 together and wouldnt ever expect her to have done something like that.

Samuel Thomas
Samuel Thomas

she consented. she literally out loud consented OP

Nathaniel Harris
Nathaniel Harris

like anyone would believe OP was that stupid

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