ITT: we describe movies badly and other try to guess what it is
I’ll start:
>a gay pedophile thinks he’s an alien
ITT: we describe movies badly and other try to guess what it is
I’ll start:
>a gay pedophile thinks he’s an alien
> A pair of glasses makes a guy racist
Kevin Spaceballs is that right.
Robot from the future goes back to the past to go back to the future.
Down in Alabama: The Roy Moore Story?
A teen boys body changes and he finds out he an shoot a white sticky substance with his hand.
Every body on a ship tries the ice bucket challenge.
Don’t sully this gentleman’s game with your callow portmanteaus
...
Group spends 9 hours returning jewelry.
Greentext your movie descriptions, and stop posting these stupid fucking twitter screen caps.
also, don’t describe movies like a faggot
>everybody on ship tries the ice bucket challenge
Obviously titanic, and a fucking cringe tumblrfag way of describing it. Go back to fucking Reddit or do things the way we do it here.
I have sex, and it takes place on an island.
Mods should ban this guy, he clearly doesn’t belong here.
Two fully grown men kidnap a child and have to hide from the government
The homosexual adventures of a orphan cat with 2 gay men in africa
K- pax
no one here belongs anywhere user
that's why we all end up here
Them!
Please green text descriptions so we know what’s a description and what is a guess!
lol it's Fantasy Island
>girl wants food
Be seeing you real soon.
Finally someone who knows how to play.
Yes, it’s K-Pax
The hunger games?
a guess would be the title of a movie
"The homosexual adventures of a orphan cat with 2 gay men in africa"
and
"Two fully grown men kidnap a child and have to hide from the government"
and
"I have sex, and it takes place on an island."
are not titles of films because that IS NOT HOW FILMS ARE TITLED
Ok see you
Real soon??? You're seeing me now! We're making eye contact! How much more soon can you be seeing me?
>A fucking Apple Powerbook saves the world
>a weaboo overthrows the government while talking like a neckbeard
They Live
You’re so cringey and faggy, please leave.
Snowden?
depressed beta has issues coping with society
A little more verbose
yes
Independence day
REEEEEE! fucking greentext!
The dark knight rises
Nope, another clue?
>depressed beta has issues coping with society
> family with a history of mental issues moves to a hotel
yes
Fight Club
Please
Oops, yes I want another clue
>racial stereotypes commit war crimes for an abusive man they call daddy
The shining
Ezpz
Oops, yes I want another clue.
V for Vendetta
Nope, was gonna do that one though
Trying not to make it too obvious, it's pretty difficult
>set in uk
Thats the one
>chink with anger issues
>also has a gay haircut
The shining?
I’d of put
>man with OCD and a crippling fear of moisturiser is put on government watch lists for public holiday overkill
Old boy?
Kek not bad
Yeppers
>autist
>play with cars
>get stabbed
>racist baby boomer risks paedophilic accusations due to an unhealthy obsession with WD40 and Asian boys
>a gay black kid grows up to be a drug dealer
The Blair Witch Project.
REALLY disturbing horror movie.
>trailer park bum earns respect by talking shit to gangsters
>US abandones all strategy and understanding to follow unclear motives inspired by a letter written by a dead man.
>a black mans fear of technology is justified
8 mile
Yep
How about
>a writer discovers being smart isn't as easy as he thought
Limitless
I can’t help but notice none of mine are solved... am I that bad at this?
>guys rob a bank
>drugs
>shooting
>rodeo boots
Which ones are yours?
Correct by the way
> Guy tries every job in the world
Mine are
>why can't I say no
this rings bells i'm not quite sure what it was though
The first one sounds like something I might know, but I don't think I've seen the other 2. A little too cryptic maybe?
Yes man
Well the first one is saving private Ryan
A clue for number 2 is it involves a classic American muscle car
Correct
Suicude squad?
>rape gives you demonic powers
>confused boners and homicide go together like pb&j
Nope, it stars Shia la bouf
>girl hates boy, boy loves girl, other girl loves boy, girl loves other girl, boy hates other girl
>religion and pornography
>retired dude
>gets asked to do a job
>doesn't wanna do job
>ocd guy makes him do job
>kills ocd guy
>does job anyway
>the end
>one nark on the inside, high tensions, one survivor
Large predatory fish bumps into boat, provoking alpha-male fisherman to tell war stories to nerd and sherif.
Frozen
Jaws?
fury.
Jews
Sharknado
Reptiles on an aircraft
>faggots are cool because they are dying
Yes Faggot. You win. Happy?
Snakes on a plane
Flying sneks
Sie haben recht!
>pedo dancing
Sucker punch?
>Art student can't sleep
>Get a job on a supermarket
>Frozen second
Dago explains to Negro what a .25 burger with cheese is called in France and oh yeah, some guy named Melvin gets a facelift.
>mob hitman dodges death and becomes religious