ITT: we describe movies badly and other try to guess what it is

ITT: we describe movies badly and other try to guess what it is

I’ll start:
>a gay pedophile thinks he’s an alien

> A pair of glasses makes a guy racist

Kevin Spaceballs is that right.

Robot from the future goes back to the past to go back to the future.

Down in Alabama: The Roy Moore Story?

A teen boys body changes and he finds out he an shoot a white sticky substance with his hand.

Every body on a ship tries the ice bucket challenge.

Don’t sully this gentleman’s game with your callow portmanteaus

...

Group spends 9 hours returning jewelry.

Greentext your movie descriptions, and stop posting these stupid fucking twitter screen caps.

also, don’t describe movies like a faggot

>everybody on ship tries the ice bucket challenge

Obviously titanic, and a fucking cringe tumblrfag way of describing it. Go back to fucking Reddit or do things the way we do it here.

I have sex, and it takes place on an island.

Mods should ban this guy, he clearly doesn’t belong here.

Two fully grown men kidnap a child and have to hide from the government

The homosexual adventures of a orphan cat with 2 gay men in africa

K- pax

no one here belongs anywhere user

that's why we all end up here

Them!

Please green text descriptions so we know what’s a description and what is a guess!

lol it's Fantasy Island

>girl wants food

Be seeing you real soon.

Finally someone who knows how to play.

Yes, it’s K-Pax

The hunger games?

a guess would be the title of a movie
"The homosexual adventures of a orphan cat with 2 gay men in africa"
and
"Two fully grown men kidnap a child and have to hide from the government"
and
"I have sex, and it takes place on an island."

are not titles of films because that IS NOT HOW FILMS ARE TITLED

Ok see you

Real soon??? You're seeing me now! We're making eye contact! How much more soon can you be seeing me?

>A fucking Apple Powerbook saves the world

>a weaboo overthrows the government while talking like a neckbeard

They Live

You’re so cringey and faggy, please leave.

Snowden?

depressed beta has issues coping with society

A little more verbose

yes

Independence day

REEEEEE! fucking greentext!

The dark knight rises

Nope, another clue?

>depressed beta has issues coping with society

> family with a history of mental issues moves to a hotel

yes

Fight Club

Please

Oops, yes I want another clue

>racial stereotypes commit war crimes for an abusive man they call daddy

The shining
Ezpz

Oops, yes I want another clue.

V for Vendetta

Nope, was gonna do that one though

Trying not to make it too obvious, it's pretty difficult
>set in uk

Thats the one

>chink with anger issues
>also has a gay haircut

The shining?

I’d of put
>man with OCD and a crippling fear of moisturiser is put on government watch lists for public holiday overkill

Old boy?

Kek not bad

Yeppers

>autist
>play with cars
>get stabbed

>racist baby boomer risks paedophilic accusations due to an unhealthy obsession with WD40 and Asian boys

>a gay black kid grows up to be a drug dealer

The Blair Witch Project.

REALLY disturbing horror movie.

>trailer park bum earns respect by talking shit to gangsters

>US abandones all strategy and understanding to follow unclear motives inspired by a letter written by a dead man.

>a black mans fear of technology is justified

8 mile

Yep

How about
>a writer discovers being smart isn't as easy as he thought

Limitless

I can’t help but notice none of mine are solved... am I that bad at this?

>guys rob a bank
>drugs
>shooting
>rodeo boots

Which ones are yours?

Correct by the way

> Guy tries every job in the world

Mine are

>why can't I say no

this rings bells i'm not quite sure what it was though

The first one sounds like something I might know, but I don't think I've seen the other 2. A little too cryptic maybe?

Yes man

Well the first one is saving private Ryan

A clue for number 2 is it involves a classic American muscle car

Correct

Suicude squad?

>rape gives you demonic powers
>confused boners and homicide go together like pb&j

Nope, it stars Shia la bouf

>girl hates boy, boy loves girl, other girl loves boy, girl loves other girl, boy hates other girl
>religion and pornography

>retired dude
>gets asked to do a job
>doesn't wanna do job
>ocd guy makes him do job
>kills ocd guy
>does job anyway
>the end

>one nark on the inside, high tensions, one survivor

Large predatory fish bumps into boat, provoking alpha-male fisherman to tell war stories to nerd and sherif.

Frozen

Jaws?

fury.

Jews

Sharknado

Reptiles on an aircraft

>faggots are cool because they are dying

Yes Faggot. You win. Happy?

Snakes on a plane

Flying sneks

Sie haben recht!

>pedo dancing

Sucker punch?

>Art student can't sleep
>Get a job on a supermarket
>Frozen second

Dago explains to Negro what a .25 burger with cheese is called in France and oh yeah, some guy named Melvin gets a facelift.

>mob hitman dodges death and becomes religious