Alguém brasileiro aqui? Eu sou um americano e estou entediado agora. Falo só um pouco de português :V

Alguém brasileiro aqui? Eu sou um americano e estou entediado agora. Falo só um pouco de português :V

May I call you Dizteffano Günscher Djovikov Muñoz?

Sure, but I don't think Americans have that name. Read the thread more slowly. Try google translate, maybe.

yes .......... just like the random guy in the enade today: "my I go to the toilette" wtf ...

Yeah, there's obviously a Brazilian here. The thing is that I want to talk to them. Perhaps I'll do a catalog search.

Bro i laughed so hard i almost puked

aaaaaaand nope. none. Perhaps there really are no Brazilians online right now. It's only 7:42 PM there.

talk shit?

No. I just want to talk with them. Make one-thread-friends, perhaps. Not everyone is a jerk, you know.

eu to aqui carai
chequem esses duplos

let's talk about the hidden political agenda in the enade ...

Boa tentativa.
Oi, prazer.
Como vc esta?

Aqui estou ao seu dispor

Oi. :)

7-1

filho da puta belos duplos

eu to na mesma merda de sempre

Valeu.

Ahh, entendi. Estou bem. :T

tem outro hue hue aqui que nao consegue browsear o 55?

Aquela porra e muito zoada

making friends in Sup Forums????? lol .... it usually works better the other way around

Brazil cuando me vas a decir que se siente?

o 55? oq eh isso?

e o chan brasileiro
è uma merda

11-7

um chan cancer brasileiro

Tenho vergonha de ser brasileiro

9-11

Where did you learn portuguese and why?

Duolingo, speaking with other Brazilians, and for fun. I was just bored.
Porque?

You gotta love brasilian sense of humour
"Ordem e progresso" on their flag... Lol you funny bastards.

Go back to your favela, shitskin

I'm not too experienced in Portuguese. The thing I dislike most is the tens of ways to conjugate verbs. For example: falar (to speak):

Eu falo, nós falamos, você fala, vocês falam, etc.

I see another person who watched City of God. Also, I am an American. I'm not sure if that's better or worse, though.

I also dislike that nearly every word, especially adjective must agree in number and sometimes gender, unlike English (o, os, a, as, bacana, bacanas, boa, bom, bons)

Esse país é uma merda amigo

This is the best thing about Brazil.

"sopa de macaco eh uma delicia"
kkkkk

Sim, mas como?

you are not bored ... you are boring ...

My mom is learning english on Duolingo
so you probably have the same problem as her, your portuguese might be good but your pronunciation must be horrible.

nem me diga daqui ate 2020 eu to fora dessa merda de pais vou pra qualquer mais aqui eu nao moro mais, so to juntando uma grana e adeus Brasil.

I'm argentinian, and brasilians are the people i most like from South America.
I love the fact that while some people like chileans act completely butthurt when someone talks about them, you actually don't give a shit, and you have a great sense of humour about yourselves.

Well, excuse me, I did not know that because I do not jerk off to dead bodies and I don't think I should know only English that I am boring. Nor did I know that liking languages made me boring. Perhaps to you; "to each his own" really does exist.

Yeah, my pronunciation definitely needs work. I also just learned that adjective spelling changes unlike English's way:

Good is still "good" for plural (good books),

but for Portuguese, it's
Bom livro

Bons livros

And policial and policiais. Why? Duolingo, sadly, doesn't tell you everything.

you are not argentine, they never misspelled this ... you are probably brazilian talking shit ...

well they cram all these rules inside our heads, you either learn or die trying(to write properly)

volta pra ilha, macaco do caralho

I don't get your point, and yeah... I'm argentinian

Now, now, everybody. Let's not get too angry at eachother.


Pff. No wonder they need to resort to "eh" and so many abbreviations ("só que não" -> sqn) online. Almost like us, but they have a reason.

Por que você gosta dessa porcaria de país? Pelas mulheres, futebol e carnaval?

Por favor, meus caros compatriotas mostremos a sagacidade de nosso idioma e digitemos apropriadamente, mostremos aos ignorantes barbaros a beleza magnificente da lusofonia, sim ?!

HOW ARE YOU GUYS ENJOYING SOCIALISM?

still, you are super boring ... you probably manage to make every topic boring ... it is not about your interests being wrong ... they are quite ok, but you are just a poor conductor ...

Hahahahaha. I just think that your country has some nice and interesting people in it. Also, pão de queijo.

sure...sure

How are you guys enyoing paying and sending billions in taxes to Israel every year?

Fair enough.

there are no argentinians ... only argentines ....

Callate argentino puto

HUAHAHAUAUAHAUAHAUAUHAHAHAU
Estou AFK. By the way, is there an existing slang for AFK or is it understood?

Argentinians, Argentines, Argies... Who gives a shit? You get the poin.

GESONEL
MAESTRO DE DISFRACES

>poin
language lovers should give a shit about that ... thus op is totally inconsistent ... he is talking shit (or she)

Não importa a rede social, forum ou página que acesso, até mesmo mensagens por whatsapp, sempre tento escrever corretamente. Gírias à parte, sempre acaba escapando.

I mean, there definitely are some interesting people here, but that's no reason to love Brazil. Everything is falling apart. Economy, politics, education, security, you name it.

we are french niggers of south america, just kidding.

não eu lamento mas eu nao gosto de escrever
certo o tempo todo.
E por isso que eu nao vou no 55chan pseudo geniosde merda.

i don't know what is this

Desculpe, senhor, meus saberes sobre esta confabulação eram errôneos. Partilhemos então, cavalheiros, de uma singela socialização para o enriquecimento da cultura local e mostrai-vos-ei que idioma o tupiniquim também sois digno de admiração

Literally best UMA DELICIA cartoon

Do caralho

Agora eu nao falharei chequem eles

Where did you get pão de queijo? I'm from the homeland of this snack.

vai se foder

AFK = away from keyboard
so... afk

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Annabelly Kaylane de Souza

Well, fuck me, never actually tried it, but knowing me, I'd like it.

I'm from Brazil, AMA

How many bater carteiras try to rob you daily, and how often do you think they rob other people?

What is you age and gender?
>no, i'm not gonna say "tits or gtfo"

My mom make them she's from Minas Gerais where you can get the best doce de leite and brazilian cheese she also makes a great feijoada.

We are all anonymous here. Also, "fuck me" is just an expression.

Well, I'm going to head out. I just wanted to start a thread fams.

Tchau para todos vocês!

...

???

Up to this day? None. I've been living in an fairly peaceful city in the south of the country. Most of this happens in overcrowded cities, mainly in the central and west sides of the country.

I know it's an expression, you just sound like a white girl

See galas português porque queres falar com brasileiros? Fala com quem criou a língua, os portugueses!

>galas
com certeza é português

Also, not that much. People tend to cut thieves hands off.

This guy is right, you know?

Merda do autocorrect lol

At least we have a fairly good internet connection
i pay R$59 for this which is like US $20 and no data cap.

Roubou os duplos. Típico de carioca

Who even goes to Portugal anyway? They've got ugly woman, who're mostly uneducated and with hair all over their bodies, not to mention that it doesn't really have any place good enough to at least have the urge to visit.

Corinthians suck.

HEPTA PORRA

A óbvia dona da thread morreu, vamos postar estereótipos regionais, ao invés de nacionais.
/thread

Nao thread seu proprio post viadonovo

Yep. You are right. Portuguese women are disgusting!

The Azores seem pretty awesome.

Vile even, I would say!

Vomit worthy!

Absolutely disgusting!

I don't mean models, the ones from any country are good-looking. Take the everyday disgusting Maria's that hang around in the windows of their houses, talking about others life, or the girls from colleges, they'll be plainly deformed compared to the silicon + plastic surgery dolls you've show

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