Help me
Help me
she tryna get in them pants
''Lol show me''
Wtf do I say
"prove it." god damn user if u cant even text her jesus christ good luck irl man.
what he said above, "prove it" or show me
post wins
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noiceee!
is that so? i need to see
this would have been better.
gg
Now wait about three days before sending another text so you dont come off as thirsty
no, as long as she is responding keep sending stuff, further escalating it culminating with real plans for a real netflix and chill type of deal.
+1
Dude you posted 13 times in your same post.... lmfao "13 posts 1 poster"
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it's my day off :)
typical fucking cocktease
damn well, you've gotten this far, maybe "when does my shift start?"
that makes two of us, this dick aint free
yes dis
what do i gotta do? *smirk emoji
Play alpha, girls get diamond over that, tell her "work for that? Nooo problem;) what do you want?"
So will you, why don't you give me your snapchat and send me a pic so I know you're real
Bitch I don’t even work for money. Tits or GTFO.
I like that one, I'll Keep that one
This but less vulgar so she dont think you only innit to hit it
I'll work it till it bleeds. Now show it to me.
What've you got in mind?
fuck it lemme get in on this, I need help too anons lmao
this
this one
You're already fucked.
what do i say guys?
nah not really she sent about 10 luagh emojis i figure i'm alright.
Can I fuck you in the ass?
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So I have the job then, perfect. When do I start?
this is so beta you fucked up faggot.
bad move dude, you just gave her the power
god damn it you fucked up you faggot now she has you under her thumb
>Fallng for user's beta b8
Oh user.
something funnier like "What sort of hours are we talking here? I have things to do later :P"
ugh user
You sound like a horny 14 year old nerd
Oh you fucking dumbass!
You want us to start a completely new conversation with somebody we don't know.... just say "you're beautiful momie, your face is very symmetrical"
This may of worked
You forgot the "m'lady" at the end
You can fix this still.
>Hah, kidding. You're the one who's going to have to work.
Trust me OP
too late its already gg anons autistic as fuck. I say we move onto the other still salvageable user
It's happening?
You fags I’m still good
Don't forget to tip your fedora
no date, just sex
You may get a date but you already have her the power you twat.
If by "date" you mean raw anal savagery then I'm in.
>I have the perfect place for a lady like you ;)
Then you bring her back to your parents' house. Go to your bedroom in the basement, and date rape her.
Still a submissive little bitch in my eyes
This, take control
this one
Trips demands it.
nice trips
Listen, I want to destroy dat ass like a Palestinian Village. Lemme get a pic of your bootyhole bby.
If you fuck me first I'll buy you mcdonalds
ok, nows your chance to take back the power, dont ask her what she wants, tell her you'll take her out to something at some time, you come up with the details, but the important thing is that you tell her, dont ask. Say something like "I'm free tomorrow after 7 so we can go shoot up behind the bar" or whatever the fuck you want to do
Not for long, you're fucked (not literally)
Cut the crap, show me your dick and ill show you mine
I like this one user, I used it lmao
hard balls
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she pays soft ball so i guess its a pun or some shit lmao it sure is retarded tho haha. someitmes u just gotta not give a fuck with these tinder hoes
MADMAN
She overlooked you beta comment, don't keep it up.
you could have said you want her to choke up on your bat.
Oh fuck my sides
if she replies ill say this next.
this op
before I can provide more input I need to see the pics on her profile
also "I suppose that could be arranged" for the answer now
Thats exactly what i had in mind, im taking you to dinner, open up your schedule ;)
Honestly the best answer. She's looking for more serious men
Fucking kek
>and my balls aren't soft
For some reason this sounds about as weird and terrible as woman accidentally revealing themselves a tranny in the middle of a movie.
This sent my sides into orbit, and I have no rational explanation for it. Thank you.
If it doesn’t work idc I got 200 more matches to go through
she plays softball so it kinda works.
u are the worst tinderer to exist
Improvement over the last one.
>my balls are hard
No...that never works
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we see
I have cancer btw xDDD
>shitfaced
What are, some kind of edgy 13yo
Real relationships aren't work, stupid.
10/10 would read again
b8
The Rational Male
i give it a 75% chance you fucked that line up
you should have just told her youre free then asked her where she wants to go and said youd pay for as many drinks she wants (implying getting hammered and also making it appealing b/c its free)
dont know where hes from but thats common usage for 20 year olds in the UK
Canada (western at least) also uses the term a lot
There is a 90% chance you are autistic
I bet you never even asked a girl out