Help me

Help me

she tryna get in them pants

''Lol show me''

Wtf do I say

"prove it." god damn user if u cant even text her jesus christ good luck irl man.

what he said above, "prove it" or show me

post wins

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noiceee!

is that so? i need to see

this would have been better.

gg

Now wait about three days before sending another text so you dont come off as thirsty

no, as long as she is responding keep sending stuff, further escalating it culminating with real plans for a real netflix and chill type of deal.

+1

Dude you posted 13 times in your same post.... lmfao "13 posts 1 poster"

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it's my day off :)

typical fucking cocktease

damn well, you've gotten this far, maybe "when does my shift start?"

that makes two of us, this dick aint free

yes dis

what do i gotta do? *smirk emoji

Play alpha, girls get diamond over that, tell her "work for that? Nooo problem;) what do you want?"

So will you, why don't you give me your snapchat and send me a pic so I know you're real

Bitch I don’t even work for money. Tits or GTFO.

I like that one, I'll Keep that one

This but less vulgar so she dont think you only innit to hit it

I'll work it till it bleeds. Now show it to me.

What've you got in mind?

fuck it lemme get in on this, I need help too anons lmao

this

this one

You're already fucked.

what do i say guys?

nah not really she sent about 10 luagh emojis i figure i'm alright.

Can I fuck you in the ass?

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So I have the job then, perfect. When do I start?

this is so beta you fucked up faggot.

bad move dude, you just gave her the power

god damn it you fucked up you faggot now she has you under her thumb

>Fallng for user's beta b8

Oh user.

something funnier like "What sort of hours are we talking here? I have things to do later :P"

ugh user

You sound like a horny 14 year old nerd

Oh you fucking dumbass!

You want us to start a completely new conversation with somebody we don't know.... just say "you're beautiful momie, your face is very symmetrical"

This may of worked

You forgot the "m'lady" at the end

You can fix this still.

>Hah, kidding. You're the one who's going to have to work.

Trust me OP

too late its already gg anons autistic as fuck. I say we move onto the other still salvageable user

It's happening?

You fags I’m still good

Don't forget to tip your fedora

no date, just sex

You may get a date but you already have her the power you twat.

If by "date" you mean raw anal savagery then I'm in.

>I have the perfect place for a lady like you ;)

Then you bring her back to your parents' house. Go to your bedroom in the basement, and date rape her.

Still a submissive little bitch in my eyes
This, take control

this one

Trips demands it.

nice trips

Listen, I want to destroy dat ass like a Palestinian Village. Lemme get a pic of your bootyhole bby.

If you fuck me first I'll buy you mcdonalds

ok, nows your chance to take back the power, dont ask her what she wants, tell her you'll take her out to something at some time, you come up with the details, but the important thing is that you tell her, dont ask. Say something like "I'm free tomorrow after 7 so we can go shoot up behind the bar" or whatever the fuck you want to do

Not for long, you're fucked (not literally)

Cut the crap, show me your dick and ill show you mine

I like this one user, I used it lmao

hard balls
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she pays soft ball so i guess its a pun or some shit lmao it sure is retarded tho haha. someitmes u just gotta not give a fuck with these tinder hoes

MADMAN

She overlooked you beta comment, don't keep it up.

you could have said you want her to choke up on your bat.

Oh fuck my sides

if she replies ill say this next.

this op

before I can provide more input I need to see the pics on her profile

also "I suppose that could be arranged" for the answer now

Thats exactly what i had in mind, im taking you to dinner, open up your schedule ;)

Honestly the best answer. She's looking for more serious men

Fucking kek

>and my balls aren't soft
For some reason this sounds about as weird and terrible as woman accidentally revealing themselves a tranny in the middle of a movie.

This sent my sides into orbit, and I have no rational explanation for it. Thank you.

If it doesn’t work idc I got 200 more matches to go through

she plays softball so it kinda works.

u are the worst tinderer to exist

Improvement over the last one.

>my balls are hard

No...that never works

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we see

I have cancer btw xDDD

>shitfaced

What are, some kind of edgy 13yo

Real relationships aren't work, stupid.

10/10 would read again

b8

The Rational Male

i give it a 75% chance you fucked that line up

you should have just told her youre free then asked her where she wants to go and said youd pay for as many drinks she wants (implying getting hammered and also making it appealing b/c its free)

dont know where hes from but thats common usage for 20 year olds in the UK

Canada (western at least) also uses the term a lot

There is a 90% chance you are autistic

I bet you never even asked a girl out