Are you on God’s side or Satan’s side?
Are you on God’s side or Satan’s side?
Austin Lopez
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Alexander Price
Depends, what is each side offering?
Hudson Gray
God is offering life. Satan is offering death
Christian King
Only Sith deal in absolutes
Nathan Green
I'm on neither side. Both sides have things of value to offer. I pick what I want from both sides.
Bentley Adams
That image is ridiculous. Jesus looks way too young and white, the wig is terrible, and the beard is really obviously faked.
Also, why would Satan look like that? He was an angel, originally. Also, how did he get so jacked when Jesus is a manlet?
Matthew Peterson
Where the trips at God
Jaxon Cooper
Trips?
Elijah Stewart
Trips God?
Julian Bell
satanic trips
Jason Stewart
Divine Trips God
Noah Kelly
I think I have a pretty good heart, I don't have the desire to hurt or bring negativity to others so I'd have to go with God. I'm not really into religion but I do believe in good and evil
Ayden Gonzalez
The good side, not the evil side, obviously.
I'm with God, I'm not an edgy teenager!
Leo Hall
I’m not a reddit faggot do I’ll choose god
Asher Walker
This
Luis Reyes
Define God and Satan.
Jackson Davis
I don't believe in imaginary friends and monsters.
Asher Moore
I’m a atheist so I don’t believe in god *tips fedora*
Andrew Allen
Let’s say they are real I don’t know. Did Satan give any thing good for any one?
Wyatt Davis
If you go with the version where Satan was the snake in the garden, then knowledge.
William Phillips
*tips multiple fedoras back*
Adam Cruz
dubs god, singles satan
Brandon Wright
Ah, but they believe in you. Don't ever forget that.
Ian Stewart
Niggers still believe in the white mans god even though they hate white people fucking kek
Cameron Myers
they're equal so i choose both
Easton Hughes
That's a simple answer then, Satan of course.
Michael Martinez
i believe in the true god
Mason Moore
I believe that is Jesus (son of God) in that picture.
Satan is an Archangel which is far ore powerful than an Angel.
Jesus would be a demigod as his father (god) was a/thee god but his mother was human thus making him a demigod
Archangel>Demigod
Connor Bailey
odds=Jesus
evens-Satan
dubs=Nephilim
trips=Some guy named Stan
Matthew Young
you are heretic
Justin Garcia
Kek
Isaac Gray
Fucking Judgemental Prick!
Ethan Mitchell
saitama would get fucked before he could look at goku nigga, are you retarded? the nigga is literally just a guy, fucking saiyan saga krillin could body saitama
Isaiah Baker
Goku black?
Samuel Cox
sides haha
Thomas Myers
sure sure nigga...kek
Caleb Wood
Would Santana beat goku? No but Saiyan saga krillen would get his ass handed to
Cooper Gomez
absolutely, zamasu is best god
Dylan Russell
i was 5th so i didnt get squat!
Tyler Campbell
this is ratboy
Henry Garcia
Whoops spellcheck. I meant saitama
William Jackson
nah bro, literally any dbz character once they started reaching planet busting level could fuck saitama with a glance
Hunter Edwards
im santans
Austin Murphy
...
Justin Rodriguez
YOUR MOTHER IS RAT
Caleb Roberts
...
Lucas Carter
not... your mother is mouse LOL
Luis Cooper
...
Brody Wright
According to the garden of eden myth, god is offering ignorance and the devil is offering knowledge
Jack Bennett
...
Nicholas Turner
God created death, Satan is just the bellboy.
Tyler Hill
this one fits you little faggots with no sense of humor.
Ethan Murphy
Is that a tattoo of a fidget spinner on satans arm?
Nathan Bailey
An archangel is higher in status than a regular angel.
Learn you celestial hierarchy faggot.
Bentley Sullivan
God is offering pain, suffering, toil, menstruation, and death. Satan is just capitalizing on it.
Luis Sanchez
the three 6's???
what 3rd world low res phone are you looking at it with?
Evan Williams
Loki. He's the only god who's ever done shit for me. He's like 3 (maybe more like 2.5) out of 3 with me. Of course I owe him big for the last one. I promised something big in return for what I asked for, and I do intend to honor my debt.
Ethan Jackson
your moms
Eli Morales
>Satan is an Archangel which is far ore powerful than an Angel.
so when someone says "Satan is an Archangel which is far more powerful than an Angel."
to you "Far more" somehow means less??
Learn to read you fucking imbreed faggot!!
He said an archangle is higher in status.
Henry Fisher
BULLSHIT
Adam Lewis
\m/ SATAN \m/
Easton Gomez
my mom died in the late 80s and they didnt have cell phones back then.
*Only difference between your mom and a washing machine.....
After you dump a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around the rest of the night!
Colton Hill
Depends which one realizes OP is a faggot
Jace Barnes
Hahahhaha after that he needs
Connor Evans
>Are you on God’s side or Satan’s side?
I just know when Jesus comes back I'm going to grab hold of him until he tells me where he hides his pot of gold
Oliver Gonzalez
Well there's their problem. I'm pretty unreliable.