I work at a CVS, this is one of my many stories I have to share

Noah Moore
Noah Moore

I work at a CVS, this is one of my many stories I have to share.

be me
16, is late 2014
have only been working at CVS for about 4 months
time is 8pm, our store closes at 9
it's a friday night, ready to go home and jerk off
door opens
"Hi welcome to CV-"
fuck.wmv
it's the fat latino family
the fat latino family are huge couponers, figuratively and literally
the leader of the pack, Tits, waddles in with her binder full of coupons
tits is the leader because she's the only one that speaks somewhat fluent english
"cmon les go" Tits says to the rest of her family
her son and daughter, both around 7 ish, walk in screaming
Tits doesn't care
after the kids, grandma walks in
I assume this is Tits' mother
finally, Tits' sister walks in, Guardo
Guardo yells something in spanish to Tits
I greet them because it's part of my job description
Tits hears me, makes eye contact with me
doesn't say anything
i hate when fuckers do this
they grab 2 carts, stick the devil kids inside, who are still screaming, and disappear into the store
god i hate fucking fat latino women
carry on with my cashier duties until around 8:30
Tits and co walks up to pay for their shit
they barely even have anything
start ringing them up
"do you have your cvs card?" i ask
tits throws it on the table
scans it with disdain
gives it back to tits
tits sticks it in her bra
i scan all of her shit
tits gives me a shitload of coupons from her binder
I scan them all
problem comes up, says some of them aren't assigned to her card
only coupons that you got with your cvs card can be used with your own cvs card when you check out, btw
i tell Tits
she scowls and says "no no no no"
I just stare at her
her children are yelling and knocking shit over
Tits yells to Gardo for her cvs card
"here scan this one"
only one cvs card per purchase
i tell her
she asks to see my manager
i call my shift supervisor, Tina, down

Josiah Foster
Josiah Foster

Continue

Joshua Moore
Joshua Moore

Moar please

Ayden Rodriguez
Ayden Rodriguez

sounds good so far, please continue op

Jeremiah Jackson
Jeremiah Jackson

CVS is 24 hrs you little bitch

Austin Hill
Austin Hill

Not all of them dumbass

Jose Campbell
Jose Campbell

Ever have anyone try to rob the pharmacy?

Andrew Rivera
Andrew Rivera

continue please, this story is making me rage

Isaac Sullivan
Isaac Sullivan

There must be moar to this

Adrian Collins
Adrian Collins

Tina called the police
they were all deported
the end

Nathan Gutierrez
Nathan Gutierrez

be 11
work customer servix job
have to deal with customer
FML
run home post on Sup Forums
threaten an hero
life so hard
build wall pls

shut up

Josiah Bennett
Josiah Bennett

Maybe Tits and Guardo ate his ass

Brandon Howard
Brandon Howard

MORE OP! I wanna think about hate fucking fat spic tits!!

Eli Scott
Eli Scott

this story better end with you fucking one of those kids... or the grandma

Dylan Wright
Dylan Wright

more

Aaron Richardson
Aaron Richardson

tina is old and fat, but i like her because she doesnt take anyone's shit
"whats the problem"
I tell her
"you can only have one card per purchase" Tina tells Tits
"no no no no" tits replies in her dumb voice
Tina is getting agitated
"sorry but it's company policy"
Tits sighs and consults with Guardo and Grandma
they tell Tina to cancel the transaction
canceling a transaction with that many coupons and items is a hassle, and Tina is a very lazy person
cancels it anyways
starts ringing up same items
kids still screaming and knocking shit over
"would you mind telling them to stop that?" Tina politely asks Tits
Tits just scowls at Tina
Tina asks for Tits' cvs card and Tits gives her Grandmas card
same coupons
same fucking error comes up
Tina tells them
Tits tells Gina to cancel transaction again
Tina visible annoyed at this point
Guardo is playing with the devil children, egging them on when they knock down more of out shit
this time, Tits gives Tina Guardo's card
scans items and coupons
same. error.
"ok cancel again" Tits says
Tina is fuming at this point
"can you just let me use coupons please?" Tits asks Tina
Tina says no
the latino trio huddles once again
during the conversation you can hear the words, "stupid woman" and laughter afterwards
"What did you just say" Tina says, her voice raised
The trio looks at them, the retard kids stop destroying the store
"GET OUT NOW" Tina fucking yells at the top of her lungs
the sounds of the chattering in pharmacy at the back of the store stop
latino couponers all walk out of the store, dragging the faggot kids along with them
Tina turns to me and says "I fucking hate those people"
I am stunned
Next time i work i learn that Tina got canned
pissed because Tina was my favorite shift supervisor
never see latino whales again

Jack Howard
Jack Howard

RIP TINA

Jacob Baker
Jacob Baker

meh, 4/10 because you took so long to finish. type that shit out beforehand

Jaxson Smith
Jaxson Smith

thanks for the tip

Tyler Diaz
Tyler Diaz

Build the wall and deport the fuckers
Niggers
Fuck them hard first too!

Luke Hernandez
Luke Hernandez

Do you have more stories?
If you do could you post them?

John Martin
John Martin

Bro, I'm a shift supervisor at cvs, at my store there's some fat hispanic bitch that does the same thing she brings her two daughters all the time and one of her daughter is not even 18 yet and she has a baby.
They won't be satisfied until the pay only a couple of dollars, won't buy anything that's not on sale and only pay with EBT card and coupons.

Luis Martinez
Luis Martinez

Well, fuck poor Latino people I guess that's the moral of the story

Caleb Gray
Caleb Gray

Hitler dubs confirm truth. Green text some stories hitler bro.

Henry Sullivan
Henry Sullivan

while we wait...
be me about a decade ago, like 16
work at mcdongles
beaner entourage consisting of 10+ shows up in van
four or five little shit monsters come running in
proceed to trash everything and invade ball pit
start taking armfuls of balls back to van
inform manager, go back to making fries
not my problem now
he attempts to control shitstorm but is young and weak
el papito gets angry for store trying to control his offspring
they hang out in the parking lot playing loud music for hours
occasionally come in to buy food and use facilities
having a quincinera or what the fuck ever in our parking lot
manager calls cops for theft and loitering
cops show up, issue tickets and force them to leave
no balls returned
go to clean bathrooms, there is shit smeared on the wall
tell manager im not cleaning it
do it or else
I quit on the spot
found out manager quit the same night
fucking everyone quit. entire new crew within 2 weeks
i will always remember when a van full of taco lords destroyed this mcdongles

Alexander Hill
Alexander Hill

i would ask ur store number but i dont want you to get fucked lol

Josiah Jackson
Josiah Jackson

Fuck entitled cunts that can't control their own kids. And can't read the bottom in the coupons where clearly states that you need to use the only same card the coupons are associated with.

Camden Nguyen
Camden Nguyen

fuck Latino people
THAT'S the moral

Jacob Clark
Jacob Clark

Based trips, holy shit.

Oliver Myers
Oliver Myers

Swing and a miss....

Zachary Phillips
Zachary Phillips

be me white guy dating really cute hispanic chick in HS. it's pretty cool b/c we move to third base.
college starts to happen we lose eachother's touch as much as the distance kills our relationship.

MFW. My ex and I used to love going to cvs to buy icecream and candy and shit.

My face when we used to watch extreme couponining and joke about it.

My face when she got fat after we broke up.

My face when aprox. 7 ish years ago.

my face when she turned into a huge slut and started sleeping with ppl.

my face when this sounds exactly like my ex.

Eli Harris
Eli Harris

Your EX sounds like a typical female bean.

Elijah Lee
Elijah Lee

Awaiting for you to show....how...it’s...not done

Christopher Wilson
Christopher Wilson

Anyone got any HOT stories with customers at work?

Nathaniel Green
Nathaniel Green

I have another story, shorter this time

be me
not more than 6 months after the latino couponers incident
front store is busy
call my shift down for register help
at least 8 people in line
almost sweating, shit gets intense
a break in the storm, a middle aged man comes in
looks like a lumberjack
"hello sir, can I help you find anything?"
he looks me dead in the eye and fucking says "waaang"
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man doesn't laugh or smile or anything, just walks away to get milk
start laughing ass off
line gets huge again, but my night was made a lot better thanks to mystery wang man

Chase Morgan
Chase Morgan

it's true. although at the time she was pretty special to me. and still kind of is even tho she shouldn't be. people change back then we were good for eachother idk if what we both turned into now if either one of us would go for eachohther. oh yea and i forgot to mention she had good tits .. we were pretty in love tho

Easton Bennett
Easton Bennett

Now I know you're full of shit. Latinos don't do couponing. That's all your peoples and the jews. Nice b8 faggit.

Robert Edwards
Robert Edwards

You sound pretty soft my dude. Like you still have some hope left in you.

Jaxson Murphy
Jaxson Murphy

now i don't really like "beans" anymore rofl . actually turned into a bit of a neo nazi except for the nazi's were secretly controlled by the jews

Cameron Murphy
Cameron Murphy

Fun fact, all the white power kids i knew back in the day ended up fucking beans. Weird shit.

Joseph Martin
Joseph Martin

beaner deteced

Thomas Phillips
Thomas Phillips

Never worked retail, kid? Beans, gooks, and indians coupon like motherfuckers.

Zachary Hill
Zachary Hill

Anyone who goes to CVS trying to save money is fucking retarded. Everything there is expensive as fuck. Every time I have ever been in there I have literally wanted to fucking kill myself.

Matthew Cook
Matthew Cook

be me beaner fag
work for same company for 12 years
currently in charge of hiring repo/reporting stolen delinquent collateral.
most of my clients are young white males.

Elijah Cook
Elijah Cook

Asians are the worst at couponing, they will make you void transactions at their will if they are not happy with the price after the stack of coupons they usually bring.

Juan Hernandez
Juan Hernandez

Not guy who you were replying to, but so what if I am? I dont use coupons, no i dont have a janitor job, im not a lardass, i actually voted for Trump unlike my family, and redpilled my son

Gavin Evans
Gavin Evans

never buy anything at cvs unless you got an employee discount

Gavin Adams
Gavin Adams

Every time I have ever been in there I have literally wanted to fucking kill myself.
You must be an absolute joy to be around

Isaac Williams
Isaac Williams

As someone who worked at JCPenny I can confirm this

Jaxson Butler
Jaxson Butler

It's true, the mark ups are ridiculous at drug stores.

Even going to Target and getting the same shit. You don't even have to put up with Walmart.

Do they allow Mexicans at Target tho?

Ryder Fisher
Ryder Fisher

Yeah, middle and upper middle class spics shop at target. They are just as entitled as their socioeconomic white peers.

Kayden Myers
Kayden Myers

Meanwhile, White people buy shit they can't afford on credit and have multiple debtors after their shit, or worse.

Aiden Nelson
Aiden Nelson

You know whose worse than latinos? Egyptians. You don't know what retail hell is until you've dealt with one of them before. I had this one woman who would buy a shit ton of clothes and jewelry the first of the month, return it all 2nd to last day of month and rinse and repeat. She also smelled like rotten eggs every time she came in and would stay in the store for about 3 hours each time. Picture related, she almost looked exactly like this character.

Aaron Brooks
Aaron Brooks

middle and upper middle class spics
middle and upper middle class

Jonathan Johnson
Jonathan Johnson

I'm just a drunk ass cunt speaking my mind.

Andrew Davis
Andrew Davis

I got one
be half Latino, Costa Rican
work for a paint company doing deliveries, actually good job
deliver to job sites where Mexicans do 90% of all painting
Mexicans are the trash of the Latino world, we hate them more than white racists, trust me
get heckled every time I go to a job site cause they think I should know perfect Spanish
grew up in middle-class suburb so always spoke english
Mexican Spanish is basically nigger speak, don't know what they say, always tell them to fuck off.
Go to one job site
"hola esse que pas-"
"Sign here please"
get dirty looks, hear them say bullshit in Spanish, which I mostly understand.
long day so don't feel like dealing with spics, get my signature and go
get outside and have to take a shit.
should note I have bowel problems and shit gnarly diarrhea often
felt a bomb brewing
normally use a porta potty on job sites but it was too far away and I couldn't be fucked
decide to fuck with these wetbacks and walk around the house out of site
untuck shirt and pull down pants
drank nothing but coffee and donuts all day so I knew my bowels were ripe
unleash shit napalm all over side of this new house getting painted
shit literally exploded out, covered wall nearly 5 feet hight
pull up pants and flee, ignore mud butt cause I feel accomplished
return to same site a few days later, see that house is empty
mfw my shit probably got those spics fired or deported
feel great
got a pay raise later that week

Brayden Baker
Brayden Baker

What does that have to do with what I said? Most of the shit I repo or bitches I send to jail are little white bitch boys who don't listen.

If I run across minorities, if they understand, they listen. Return my shit.

I see a white sounding name, I can be guaranteed they will ignore my calls, or hold my shit hostage because of some customer service shit that doesn't matter at the point they are dealing with me.

You can even keep racism in the game by saying because they don't want to get their shit deported.

Ayden Gomez
Ayden Gomez

Lol, I worked at Publix, and this shit used to happen all the fucking time.

Ethan Gray
Ethan Gray

Don't work customer service bro.

Oliver Gonzalez
Oliver Gonzalez

the latino trio huddles once again
kek

Michael Kelly
Michael Kelly

Yes, like I said, I too also serve whites. Certified letters and theft packages.

Benjamin Fisher
Benjamin Fisher

I love fat latinas

Easton Green
Easton Green

Another fun thing: a sure fire way to get a white kid to return my shit.

Do research and find his mom's phone number. I shit you not, that gets a white kid to do whatever I want.

Noah Mitchell
Noah Mitchell

Quality kek

Christian Gomez
Christian Gomez

Kek, is your other half Indian by any chance?.

Jonathan Lewis
Jonathan Lewis

Bet you’ve got a big hard-on right now talking about all these white kids.

Nathan Diaz
Nathan Diaz

/thread

David Foster
David Foster

Tina the beaner interviner

Adrian Thomas
Adrian Thomas

working in lame global bank
have to deal with entitled rich people all the time because of the town i live in
one day some white wanna-be rich lady walks in with a 50k check
she wants to deposit it and make a cashiers check for someone else for around the same amount
her balances in her account dont cover that so we have to put a hold on it
she says she needs it immediately, but i tell her we would have to wait the two days for the check to clear
bitch isnt having it, starts giving me attitude so i tell her theres nothing i can do
asks to speak to my manager
call my baddie over
she explains the situation and the reason for the hold
old lady starts demanding they remove the hold but were not gonna for some rude ass bitch
she settles for depositing it and clearing in a few days in the end
manager hands her the receipt and as she starts to walk away she says,
"Fuck you very much"
middle fingers out and everything
yells, "Fuck this bank" before she leaves the building
managers takes notes of her account, and decides on closing them out
resume rest of the day
i think she only gets a letter in the mail saying her account is going to be closed and probably a check sent out to her

Gabriel Hernandez
Gabriel Hernandez

8/10 story i like it

Isaiah Allen
Isaiah Allen

Be me, 22, poorfag college student in socal 2002
Working part time at BK
Right next to a McD, KFC and other fastfood places in a strip mall
All us fastfood workers and managers would hang out at this patio for smoke breaks and lunch
All pretty chill, get along, most of the workers were other poorfag students
Got to talkin with one of the McD managers about local beaners
Always trash the place, empty out napkin holders, straws and other shit
Manager is sick of their shit, later presents me with a business proposition
His cousin is an INS agent (before they changed to ICE)
Wants me to wear his spare uniform and just sit at a random table from 4-8pm Friday, 12-2pm Saturday/Sunday
Will pay me 7/hr off the books and I get a free meal
Could bring my laptop to watch movies, do homework etc
Whatever, free money, I do it
The look on those spic faces when the first thing they see is the olive green INS uniform
Lost count of how many times a family of fat spics bursts through the door, stopping dead when they see me and immediately doing a 180 while screaming la migra vamanos or some shit in the parking lot
Expectedly, the store gets cleaner, workers are happier dealing with decent customers
Word got around and all the other fastfood joints come up with the same plan
I start pulling shifts at KFC too
Figure I can get more serious and start dressing up with accessories (2-way radio, toy handcuffs, water gun in a holster)
Once I made some spic do a burn out right out of the parking lot.
Made eye contact as he came through the door and immediately mumbled some gibberish into the radio. >Nigga took off running like Speedy Gonzalez to his beaner mobile and peeled out of the parking lot
Had to quit after a few months because store was getting complaints (other guys were roleplaying too aggressive) and had an uncomfortable encounter with actual INS agents (who worked at a different office than the guy I was impersonating)

Elijah Green
Elijah Green

I have a perma boner every day, which I use to come home to fuck my white wife with every day.

It's just part of the job.

Zachary Miller
Zachary Miller

kek... that shit right there is awesome

Jace Thomas
Jace Thomas

Keep racism in the game
What do you call the tweet you posted though?

Levi Anderson
Levi Anderson

brilliant

Easton Fisher
Easton Fisher

Nah, white. Dad is blond and blue eyed. So one big recessive gene.
You half indian?

Jaxon Allen
Jaxon Allen

Can you link it?

Jayden Hernandez
Jayden Hernandez

Another former bank teller here. Shit like this used to happen all the time. Sounds like this bitch was falling for a check kite scheme. Between people hell bent on being scammed and people who didn't know how to balance their fucking checkbook I took so much abuse from poor trash that thought their $3,000 balance made them rich.

Parker Watson
Parker Watson

Tina
Don't tell me. She's a nigger, isn't she?

Jaxon Wood
Jaxon Wood

Yeah. Fuck niggers. Send them back to Africa.

Juan Reyes
Juan Reyes

good thing you stopped. Impersonating a federal agent is a felony

stilled kekd tho

Jackson Morris
Jackson Morris

Poor Tina

Adrian Hughes
Adrian Hughes

Southern Mexican
Raised in the south of Mexico, where shit is nicer than the north

Southern Mexicans usually don't go to the US, because is too far and we are fine here anyways...

However I lived in the US legally because family is rich and whatnot... Got my education from the US because is 10 times better than anywhere in Mexico. In my stay in the US, I hated nothing more than northern Mexicans, the ones that migrate to the US.

Some are nice, but most of them are pieces of shit. Their Spanish is discusting, they are ignorant, uneducated, and they are fat and lazy... Plus they don't give a shit about anyone.

If you hate Mexicans, hate the northern ones... Those are the ones close to the border and the ones that move illegally to the US.

Elijah Ramirez
Elijah Ramirez

You spelled spic wrong...

Dylan Williams
Dylan Williams

topkek

Julian Anderson
Julian Anderson

northern mexicans are the ones that move illegally
yeah ok oaxaca, go burn some schools and block roads or whatever

Carson Nelson
Carson Nelson

Manifest Destiny.

Jacob Johnson
Jacob Johnson

It just wouldn't do to have people of one's own race in charge of keeping them in line for the creditors. They might have sympathy.

Mason Hernandez
Mason Hernandez

shit napalm
memorable

Colton Cruz
Colton Cruz

You deserve a medal, user.

Nathan Thomas
Nathan Thomas

Tina sacrificed herself for you user, you should honor her memory by hassling more customers

Austin Carter
Austin Carter

How can you leave out the Armenians they are the worst

Kayden Wood
Kayden Wood

be me
mom manages multiple apartment buildings
Go to her job sometimes because they always have good food
around glendale
apartment building is low income
no niggers
No spics
all ARMENIANS
all drive bmws, benz, lexus etc
seen some old lady get pissed because her rent went up a bit

Jeremiah Moore
Jeremiah Moore

Bump

Camden King
Camden King

be me
45
overweight mexican woman
large breast to attract George Lopez-esque wetbacks
go to cvs for nightly supply run and lemon pledge
with old as shit mother and her gold digger lesbian girlfriend
have to take care of you shit ninos from failed marriages
take our time and come to check out
poorfag so use coupons to save pesos
forced to have young dumbass gringo ring us up
he fails to scan my coupons that I triple checked to work
ask him why they dont work
pulls out MAGA hat and makes it known we are not wanted
hundle up with family to figure out what to do
fag cashier wont help us
manager comes over and is Trump supporter as well
they refuse to help
hundle up and try to find out a way to get our stuff and leave
Boss whitey yells at us to get out
forced to leave without cleaning products
call corporate and complain about cracker bitch
dont go back because of bad service

Jayden Stewart
Jayden Stewart

fuck ALL "latino" people...

Elijah Harris
Elijah Harris

shut up
make me you border-hopping faggot
:^)

Tyler Thompson
Tyler Thompson

1 in 3 mexicans on this planet live in the usa illegally and somehow white people cant have an opinion about it because das racist. fuck u mexico. your people are shit.

Julian Johnson
Julian Johnson

11
customer servix job
servix

underrated as fuck post

Julian Taylor
Julian Taylor

Yeah WHITIE!! KYS

Asher Martin
Asher Martin

bean detected

Jacob Lewis
Jacob Lewis

Lol me and my brother always make fun of Latino/Beaner kids who talk Shit Spanish or don't even speak

Charles Lee
Charles Lee

Chilangos are the worst kind of Mexicans primo lol

Bentley Howard
Bentley Howard

What part of Mexico are the white Mexicans from?

Aaron Flores
Aaron Flores

any mexican area that's stable really

Hunter Edwards
Hunter Edwards

Be me, 21, Jamba Juice cashier
Employee manual says Razzmatazz is the most popular order
All I hear all day is spanish mumbling and "mango smoothie"
Nothing on the menu labelled mango smoothie
"Sir, I'm sorry but did you want a Mango a-go-go or a Mega Mango?"
Beaner mumble followed by, again, "Mango smoothie"
A line is forming as usual during these situations
Just when I think it can't get any worse, 20-something Shahnaenae with bleached orange hair comes in and starts screaming at us
"ONE OF YOUR EMPLOYEES JUSS POSTED ON FACEBOOK ABOUT SPITTIN IN SOMEBODY'S DRINK RIGHT AFTER I GOT MY SHIT"
The person they've been accusing is a dumb highschool nigglette so we keep her in the back so she doesn't fuck up orders
Try to resolve the situation peacefully, tell Shayquanda that the cunt has been in the back doing a task that should take half an hour for her whole shift and shouldn't be on her phone anyway
Dumb cunt actually comes out from the back, starts screaming as well
Shift lead tries desperately to defuse the situation, is screamed over by the black banshees

It took calling the plaza's security to get them to shut the fuck up

Situation is finally over, I look at the band of beans that have been blindly staring at the menu for about 3 minutes now
"So, a Mango a-go-go or a Mega Mango?"
"Mango smoothie"

Nathaniel Adams
Nathaniel Adams

i hope this is real.

Cooper Lee
Cooper Lee

white bottom barrel clerks acting superior to customers who have the right to the shit being posted

why are pinkies so uppity bitches

Levi Peterson
Levi Peterson

cant follow basic rules and regulations
wonder why.

Jason Adams
Jason Adams

Cool story user.

Daniel Hall
Daniel Hall


Shahnaenae
Shayquanda

You made me laugh

Jaxon Rodriguez
Jaxon Rodriguez

Shut up you spic

Colton Howard
Colton Howard

Well duh

Daniel Ramirez
Daniel Ramirez

Like a elephant piacaso painting?

Colton White
Colton White

Edgy

Brayden Howard
Brayden Howard

be me, Tits
was raped as a young woman, have a couple kids that I didn't choose.
they're assholes, but i don't care about em so i let them do whatever they want
live off my ancient mother because asshole kids would choke her to death, she gets ssi
walk to cvs for groceries because my car got jacked last week
bring my coupons, life is tough right now, barely able to get by
Judgemental asshole watches me and my family come into store
kids destroy store and tear shit up
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i destract Whitey with bullshit expired coupons while shitstain kids eat oreos in food isle
eventually Whitey calls over some cunt who i use my beaner distraction magic on her too
my coupon book fall off the counter
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bend over to retrieve the most important part of my magical act
get on the floor as Whitey and Cunt lady scold me with their milk-toast eyes
do dinosaur

Oliver Cook
Oliver Cook

Had a nignog slap a bottle out of my hand when I went to pic it up for him in a store once. Then he stared at me with a death glare until he left. That's about the worst I've had to deal with, thankfully.

James Walker
James Walker

Need a good laugh

Jayden Foster
Jayden Foster

CVS prices fucking suck. I hate that damn store. The pharmacy always sucks too. You can get the same over the counter stuff at Walmart for like half of what CVS charges. Fuck you CVS. Fuck you in the goat ass.

Jeremiah Ross
Jeremiah Ross

tell me about the dumbest shoplifter you've seen

Jason Allen
Jason Allen

Best story so far.

Alexander Gutierrez
Alexander Gutierrez

Checkem

David Sullivan
David Sullivan

saved / 10

Ethan King
Ethan King

Right.
Dollar General has the same shit for way less.

Isaac Powell
Isaac Powell

I'm going to run over the next spic I see on the side of the highway, because of this post.

Camden Peterson
Camden Peterson

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you

white mexican that is constantly confused for Jewish or Irish

I'm not letting you fuck this up.

Evan Nelson
Evan Nelson

I almost had an Armenian girl. I could almost taste the baklava, but she wouldn't have anything to do with a taken man even if his woman was okay with him seeing someone on the side.

She sent me pictures of her butt, but that was 7 matrices ago, so I can't upload.

cute smile
wide hips
tight buns
low rise panties

learn to use your fucking imaginations again.

John Nelson
John Nelson

be me, 18, working retail at book store 3 years ago
middle aged white lady comes in with an old ass book in hand
live in predominately wealthy area so everybody is stuck up
"i need to return this right now"
i know from experience that this is gonna be a hassle
her receipt dates the book for being close to 8 months old
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tell her return policy is 2 weeks with receipt and 4 weeks with a gift receipt
"WELL WHERE IS THAT INFORMATION I WAS NEVER TOLD THAT"
point at policy printed on counter mats right in front of her
"THATS SO SMALL HOW IS ANYONE GOING TO SEE THAT"
also point out return policy on receipt in large font
"WELL I STILL EXPECT MY CASH BACK"
tell her "im sorry ma'am, your receipt isnt even in the computer, i cant pull up the purchase to even tell you how much id be able to give you"
manage sees upset lady so she comes down to help
manager tells her same exact fucking deal
ladies husband comes in, pretty big guy, seems like a cool dude at first
maybe he'll resolve all this and understand what we're telling his wife
NOPE
husband demands to speak to the manager
(my manager is fairly young so she is often not taken very seriously but she takes no shit from shitty customers)
manager shakes dudes hand and introduces herself
man insists that since he worked 17 years of retail 20 years ago that he knows how the system works
that shit aint flying with my manager
3RD time explaining why we cant give money back on this
couple wont leave after 20 minutes of arguing
manager SOMEHOW finds return value as long as the receipt is provided and kept for tax purposes
$3 value for the return
almost cant contain myself because these shitstains made a scene for a half hour over a 3 dollar return
couple leaves and my manager just stands there until theyre out of the store
she says "can you fucking believe that?"
carry on with my day happy that the couple wasted that much time for 3 dollars
i made more than them in that time

Logan Edwards
Logan Edwards

Nice way of looking at it.

Benjamin Diaz
Benjamin Diaz

and i didnt even have to do anything except listen to my manager be sarcastic with these assholes the whole time

Joseph Sanders
Joseph Sanders

Nice digits, v satisfying

Julian Young
Julian Young

Boss probably thought they did a shitty job

Ryan Morris
Ryan Morris

Get the fuck out, sjw trash. They're all leeches and you know it.

Elijah Gray
Elijah Gray

You're a special kind of shitbag, wow

Nolan Thompson
Nolan Thompson

This

Daniel Cruz
Daniel Cruz

Lost

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