what's the most savage thing you've ever done
What's the most savage thing you've ever done
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I banged a black chick once
What race are you user?
Hung a plastic bag from a public toilet seat and waited for a college girl to come take a piss. Afterwords I snuck in and had myself a college girl golden shower.
Why would you do such a thing?
Oh, that's why.
What would you have done if she pooped instead?
Would have been too much for me not into scat
I sometimes forget to text people back
killed a nigger once,
Fite war for my contry kil many men one with nife
raped my girlfriends sister
I don't delete my ex girlfriends nudes
When I was 17 (29 now), I hooked up with this 22 year old slut that I hated. She had been after my dick for a while so one night I got her to buy me and my friends booze. We got drunk and later her and I fucked. When she was asleep I stole her money, phone, and then peed on her and in the morning told her she pissed the bed.
one time, I drove above the posted speed limit
Hispanic is not a race though.
That's fucking hot. I want to be tim
its a disease
I played final fantasy xii and hated it
got a pretty good story that I still find hilarious
6 years ago
be me, 19
beginning sophomore year of college
transferred back to hometown uni
one weekend decide to drive to big state uni to party with friends (went there for freshman year)
drive an hour to State U
meet up with friends at one of their dorms
one friend gets a tip about some big party in the neighborhood next to campus
we go there
party is awesome, lots of people and alcohol
smoked a few bowls on the way, pounding beers once we get in the house
super fucked up after a while
I'm wearing an expensive polyester jacket with State U's logo on it
some dumb broad tells me she likes my jacket as she's rubbing it
start making shit up because fucked up and having a good time
convince about 20 people around me that I wrestled for State U the year before and that I transferred to wrestle at Hometown U
another girl is hanging on every word I am saying
she's giggling at every stupid thing I say
think to myself "jackpot"
she's the quintessential college party chubberfuck
not too fat, but fat in all of the right places
thick thighs and ass, beefy titties
party starts dying down in middle of the night
friends say we should head out
tell them I'm gonna stay
k see ya
ask some drunk kid who lived at the house if I could crash
he was one of the people who believed I am a college wrestler
he's trying to be tight with me, offers me some extra room for the night
chubberfuck and a few of her friends are still there
one of her friends says she's going to leave soon (pretty much sober, drove them there)
chubberfuck says she wants to stay
friend reminds her she has to be at work by 9am (it's already 2:30ish)
turns out they live in my hometown
offer to drive chubberfuck home early in the morning
"lol k, have fuuun you twooooo lololol"
chubberfuck and I go up to the extra bedroom
start making out and groping each other
she smells like cheap makeup and boob sweat
broke up with my gf
started flirting with her best friend
ended up drilling her
both of them confront me one day claiming her friend was only going along with it to “trick me”
.... ok I literally fucked you and blew my load all over your face and made you eat my cum
never talk to either of them again
One of the last things they said to was “hate the player, not the game” like some how they rused me good
They tried spreading a rumour about me having a small dick but I had a picture of my ex with cum covering one half of her face and my 9 inches covering the other half
I showed it to one of her other “best friends” when she was trying to shit talk me and that led to some sexting and her sending me nudes
Broke up with my ex. Fucked 4 other girls that summer. Send her pics of all of them and told her they were way better than her. I don't feel like either person wins when you both end up being petty, but it was something I felt I had to do.
I showed it to one of her other “best friends” when she was trying to shit talk me and that led to some sexting and her sending me nudes
was there fuk
broke up with gf, bitch was crazy
about 3 weeks later, sick of fucking my hand
invite her over, oh yeah I love you again and shit
literally sit and LOL about what her life has become without me for like 45 solid minutes
she just sits there and takes it
bang her, she cries after because she's still emotionally attatched or whatever
make her to go home
feel like alpha chad for rest of the night
slip on condom and she gets on top
grip her chubby doughy ass
beefy tits flopping in my face
flip her around and start hitting it doggy
she starting making weird grunting noise like she's taking a dump
lay on my back and she starts gacking and gucking on my dick
slurping my balls
holy shit this little piggy is awesome
eventually nut and she swallows
laying there cuddling in a pool of rank sweat
we're just shooting the shit
eventually she gets deep for whatever reason, she's still pretty drunk
starts telling me about how she's had thoughts of suicide lately
wtf bitch I just met you
getting pretty freaked out, mood completely ruined
tell her I left a half-empty 30 pack of beer in the backyard and that I didn't want it to spoil (lol)
get dressed and put my shoes on
go out to backyard
look around for a sec
coast is clear
fucking book it all the way back to State U campus
run to parking garage adjacent to friend's dorm
get in my car and hop on the highway
drive all the way back to Hometown U
never tell anyone this story
never saw chubberfuck ever again
Had an affair with my step dad when I was 11. I did it because I wanted leverage or something over him and I hated my mom. It ended up going on for years despite my general disdain for it, I liked his dick and I was a horny child.
Fem detected pee for Sup Forums or gtfo
I am very fucked up.
Once I had a hot ass gf,
her hot assbestie was always with us too
One night, gf wants us to spend the night but her room too small so she says me and her bestie should sleep in camper out in yard.
o.k. dot wtf?
we're in camper and hang with both for a minute, gf goes inside knowing her best friend and I are sleeping in the same bed
seconds later we are fucking like animals, she has huge titties and large round ass. I am nailing hard
knock on camper door
it's gf's dad. He saw the trailer rocking, asks wat doing
we all sweaty and shit say nothing.
he drunk and mumbles some shit about in his day yada
I think busted
nope, continue to fuck both for rest of summer
gf goes to college and finds new bf in first week
her bestie loses interest
fucking crazy whores
Was deep into the friend zone once when I was younger for a few years
Pretty much accepted that I was never going to fuck this chick
Ended up fucking her sister the night of my 21st birthday
Kissed the girl who friend zoned me a few weeks later in a game of dares, had to kiss a dude in said game of dares as well n-no homo guys
She was a total slambeast, in the bad way, fat/ugly but had massive tits
your life sucks.
As ur stepdad.. I miss you come home you lil trap
Scrawny white kid
Live in developing area: lots of wilderness within 5 miles of town
Lazy idiots abandon their unwanted dogs and cats in wilderness and mountains
Recess; hanging out
Pack of wild feral dogs came sprinting into the playground
Biting kids; lots of blood
Had a phobia of dogs
Fear of pain overcame fear of dogs - used stick to stab one to death (medium size dog)
Teachers came out and drove most off; remaining ones tried to bite more
Myself and couple of other guys woke up before dawn and built homemade weapons and armor (bows, spears, shields) and took kitchen knives
Followed the most likely path the pack took
Attacked the dogs; killed them all in an epic massacre
Left the corpses to rot
Said goodbyes to friends, went home, got yelled at for being out without permission
i hope this is true.
Not a trap, I am a girl. Good try anyway but he left a long time ago and we are friends on Facebook in case he wants to reach out. He is old now so I dont think Im going to be doing anything special for him these days. No blowjobs while he watches sports or whatever stupid shit he wasted my sexuality on.
along the lines of that picture?
dating girl for a year, going good
she gets really drunk and high, cheats with some rando at a party
cheat back by fucking her worst enemy on her bed while she's lying nearly dead in the icu while getting us both high on gfs drugs.
several months later also fuck her little sister, which is her worst fear since that has happened before with other exes. (sister is 15 year old iv drug addict nympho with 3 different stds, but fuck it i hit that raw)
keep these events to myself
tell her next time shes being a bitch threatening to leave
you're not fucked up, its called being a tool
Turned 21 before anyone in my group of friends
Nobody can come to the bar and celebrate
best friends mom ends up coming out to drink with me
get her absolutely destroyed, stopped drinking an hour ago
shes blind drunk and have to get her home, shes getting handsy at the bar
get in the back of a cab and she goes straight for my pants and starts treating my junk to some double palm massave
You ever suck user's dads dick in the back of a cab before?
"Nah, but I'm gonna suck yours"
she goes to work
I tell the cabbie drop us off on the side of the road at a park near our houses
basically pay him with my junk out at full mast and pants half down
he says says "free fare if I can play?"
na I'm good street shitter, off you go
take her down to the park and bend her over a bench and absolutely rail her
she's making a crazy amount of noise
nut it all over the place after she'd cum twice
she gets dressed and heads off up the street to her house
I go down the street to mine
next day go up to their house kinda regretting what happened
she gives me a "lets never speak of this ever again" look
father goes "sounded like someone was being tortured down at the park or something, fucking kids drinking and being idiots again
yep must be
Catfished a girl then got her into bdsm and had her blindfold herself before i got there then had sex with her and left.
I also catfished another girl and faked i was suicidal and said the only way i wouldn't would be if she had sex with me.
Took both their virginitys.
Highschool girls dumb af.
Had a gf cheat on me years ago. Her mom and step dad had problems and he was an asshole anyway. So I started fucking her mom.
did she not flush or something?
you know it works, tits or gtfo
you've already fucked your step dad so we all know you're a whore
Be me, 23 years old, 2nd year of grad school
Gf comes over, tells me she sorted out a giant bag of gummy bears by color
MFW I don't give a fuck
She gets mad that I don't care, throws bag at me, gummy bears EVERYWHERE
I yell at her, ask her wtf she's doing, she yells back (Korean girls can yell)
She runs up, puts gummy bear in her mouth, shoves it in my ear
I get pissed, put a gummy bear in my mouth, smash it into her hair
She retaliates, this time she tries to get gummy bears up the pooper
I sort of lose it
Blue belt in BJJ, take her to the ground, side control
I put a handful of gummy bears in my mouth, spit them into my hand
Spread her legs open using my free leg, take the gummy bears and ram them up her pussy
Fight eventually ends, gummy sex ensues about an hour later
Fast forward, next day, doing squats at the gym, feel something loosen, gummy bear falls out of my grundle
My bros ask me wtf that was, tell them story, props for first ever gummy rape.
women are so fuckin stupid.
Laugh at a "rapist" for prematurely cummimg and couldn't get it back up
two months ago
nearly empty street
laptop, 2 cellphones, a n3ds, my workers whole pay that I was going to hand down the next day ($2.5k) in cash plus my spare money ($120)
I was walking my way to home, I was just a few blocks away then I saw two guys walking in my direction
I moe near the stree in a silly attempt to cross, guys flank me then one grabs me with both arms and I barely can move, at that point pretty much anyone could have handed their shit, but for some reason the only thing that crossed my mind was held the guy and jump to an incoming taxi.
the taxi hit us, but the guy took pretty much the whole hit, I was sent away a few steps away and ended with some bruises guy got hit by the taxi and fell in front of it, the other one ran away.
taxi driver realized what happened and "shielded" me a whole block.
as far as I'm concerned the guy survived and to this day I still wonder why I did that stupid thing in the first place
be me in mental hospital
jock who is there for drug reasons not actual mental health problems begins picking fights with small people
he tells me to stop fucking talking to them
I tell him I do what he wants
he punches me
later that night I begin planning
operation pencil lighter is devised
I steal a golf pencil
when hes in the shower I walk into his room and grab his foam mattress
I walk over to the wall socket and use my sandal to stick the pencil into the socket after roughly 2 minutes of jamming
put the mattress touching the now slightly sparking pencil
the shit fucking ignites like a gas soaked rag
I run out and towards my room as the fire alarm goes off
beeeeep beeeeep beeeeep
theres a clang and a weird ssssssssss noise from the door at the end of the hallway leading to the outside
I run towards it as the mental health staff scramble to the room and somehow they don't see me
the door is unlocked!?
I sprint out free of my captors in holly hill hospital
later captured after 3 days
the only punishment I received was for running
apparently they thought the kid did it because the cameras didn't have backup recordings(fucking retarded right?)
unknown to me he had a history of starting fires and got 2 years in a north Carolina DJJ facility for attempted arson
Both die you ugly fucking neets
Fuck off you moralfaggoting crusader
3 different STDs
I hit that raw
I hear hepatitis is nice this time of year.
nah turns out it's pretty hard to catch stds from insertive vaginal sex. i never use condoms and have fucked lots of girls like that, still completely clean. strong immune system helps too; haven't been sick in 25 years despite doing some fucking gnarly shit (but never sharing needles).
Yeah but dude the guy was fucking two chicks at once
It's not always a bad thing being used by people, t means you're useful, and op didn't mind getting used for sex
Plus they are stupid fucking whores even if he is a tool, which I don't even see any evidence for
she had hep c, hpv, and herpes
9 inches, kek
That's sort of hot
You should thank god for finding a black woman who wanted to fuck you, you subhuman ape
Thinking you took both their virginities..Maybe you're the dumb one.
Ate out my 6yo niece when I was high af on ambien when she was sleeping
Does that make your stepdad a pedo or a hebe?
I thought they were the niggers of Europe say there's exactly 5 homicides per 100,000 the population is about 4.5m that's 225 homicides per year, that seems low as fuck
Found out sister was having sex with her boyfriend. We come from strict Christian family so they'd go apeshit and probably kick her out if they found out. So I threatened to blow the whistle unless they let me watch them have sex.
Pro player right here
That's the most savage thing you have ever done? What a faggot. You and your family of moralfags. "Oh yeah guys, let's just pretend people aren't going to fuck"
Had regular non consensual and unprotected sex with my shitty father throughout my school years and the only thing he really had that he was fond of was his old mgb so I poured bleach and sugar in the petrol tank and fucked the engine.
Girl i've known since we were like 4 is having a party
Had been taking these pills post-operation
They cause me to be constipated
Go to this party
Friend forfuckingever is flirting up a storm
Sorta bush it off as sloppiness
Party winding down
Nowhere to sleep
"Oh, just come with me"
Fuck the tits right off her
Be farting every hump, she's half-passed out anyways. no worries
Start to worry
Fall asleep back to back, completely naked
Wake up to RANCID smell
Oh god no
Take out cell phone
Look over, i had the green-apple splatters all over her back and fine linens
Take shit in hands, smear between her ass-cheeks
Leave note saying "You shat yourself, so i left" dont know why
Put clothes on, RUN out door and walk home
Dont hear from her
2 weeks later she killed herself
Ya cause wood is conductive and can cause a short in a 120v plug you fucking moron
graphite conducts electricity
that's fake, kys
i had a similar fake fight but with a can of whipped cream. second best sex ive ever had.
mfw lactose intolerent
xD Liar Gyahaha!!
Gave a girl herpes on purpose.
My savage thing is I am chubberfuck and I have herpes and said i was going to kill myself so you would leave.
100% brave and stupid at the same time, I am impressed.
This. The girl I lost my virginity to claimed to be a virgin, yet also claims to have been raped (even though she was not) which later turned out to just be sex she later regretted and wanted to stay "virgin" so "it was rape it does not count"
Also, close female friend at the time had massive amounts of anal sex to "keep" her virginity.
Ireland....say there's exactly 5 ... 225 homicides
Actually it is closer to 0.6 or 30 homocides
In comparison, the US has 4.88 or 16k homocides
Off yourself immediately
Looking at the tame shit all you faggots get involved has made me feel like an alpha.
broke a 6 y.o kids arm because he was being a little shit and kicking me in HS.
broke into an insane asylum and (almost) fucked one of the girls there (got caught nekkid half way through and gtfo'd since she was under age, though I bullshit enough that they couldn't find out who I was before I got away)
Took the virginities of 2 girls within two days of each other in my final year at HS, they didn't know and each believed I would marry her
Ate out a girl who shit herself while I did it (she was very hot but I was not into scat so she got gtfo'd and even though people didn't know, her soul was broken for a few days(because she thought they knew).. also one of the two who'se vcards where taken)
Made literally nothing an hour working at a dvd store at the time (thridworlder(white), by nothing I mean 60c an hour(dollar cents)), to make up for the absolutely shit pay I would steal at every opportunity I got. Set myself a salary of 10$ an hour and didn't give a fuck all year. Got fired for one of girls moms shitting me out in shop for fucking her daughter and causing "mental problems".
Fuck I hated high school.
Holy fuck, how is it so low, I mean I assumed they were all scum
I did a kickflip once.
rape i guess.
Hebe but barely
Jesus, you're fuckin retarded...
When I was 16 and my sister was 12, she sexually teased me. At the time, we considered it reluctant sex on her part, but it was rape. I didn't let her leave my room for several hours and a few cumshots. We were the only ones home. Fortunately for me, she got into it and we had a sexual secret for years.
Okay so this story actually happend last weekend
have girlfriend over
dating her since a few weeks
tried out anal last time she liked it
chilling on the couch watching some tv
start to make out with her
were having sex doggystyle
look at her cute asshole
decide i want to fuck her in the ass again
were currently fucking in the living room
lube is in my bedroom
ill just use my spit as lube
first few inches work just fine
i can see she is already in pain
but im a bit drunk and dont give a fuck
push it in
she literally screams in pain
oh shit guess this will not work
my dick is covered in blood
oh fuck theres blood coming out of her ass
wait 10 sec
she doesnt notice
ok fuck it wont be that bad
dick goes back in pussy
start fucking her again
she is stilll bleeding
blow my load best fuck i ever had
shirt covered in blood
dick covered in blood
but hey her asshole stopped bleeding
quickly take of shirt and pull up my boxers before she turns around
she still has not noticed
smoke a joint with her and pass out on the couch
best fuck i ever had
Tonight on "shit that never happened": user tries to tell a lie, ends up sucking major cock. Story at 11
I said ggwp at the end of a game of dota that I lost.
I approve. Definitely the move.
Tricked some dumb Saudi's into flying a commercial aircraft into a building
Pic related, mfw
Will you be my lawyer?
I once returned a DVD rental but didn't rewind it.
How do you sleep at night?
Stole my female boss undies from her purse during work. Used them as a cum rag then tosses them in the office. The undies had her name stitched on.
nice copy pasta
Rapists have fun.
All people with herpes mad about getting herpes but the only way they can do shit while having herpes... "pay it forward" in a shitty way.
More rapists have fun.