What's the most savage thing you've ever done

what's the most savage thing you've ever done

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I banged a black chick once

What race are you user?

Hispanic

Hung a plastic bag from a public toilet seat and waited for a college girl to come take a piss. Afterwords I snuck in and had myself a college girl golden shower.

Why would you do such a thing?
Oh, that's why.

What would you have done if she pooped instead?

Would have been too much for me not into scat

I sometimes forget to text people back

Heartless... ;-;

killed a nigger once,

Fite war for my contry kil many men one with nife

raped my girlfriends sister

I don't delete my ex girlfriends nudes

When I was 17 (29 now), I hooked up with this 22 year old slut that I hated. She had been after my dick for a while so one night I got her to buy me and my friends booze. We got drunk and later her and I fucked. When she was asleep I stole her money, phone, and then peed on her and in the morning told her she pissed the bed.

one time, I drove above the posted speed limit

Hispanic is not a race though.

That's fucking hot. I want to be tim

its a disease

I played final fantasy xii and hated it

got a pretty good story that I still find hilarious

>6 years ago
>be me, 19
>beginning sophomore year of college
>transferred back to hometown uni
>one weekend decide to drive to big state uni to party with friends (went there for freshman year)
>drive an hour to State U
>meet up with friends at one of their dorms
>one friend gets a tip about some big party in the neighborhood next to campus
>we go there
>party is awesome, lots of people and alcohol
>smoked a few bowls on the way, pounding beers once we get in the house
>super fucked up after a while
>I'm wearing an expensive polyester jacket with State U's logo on it
>some dumb broad tells me she likes my jacket as she's rubbing it
>start making shit up because fucked up and having a good time
>convince about 20 people around me that I wrestled for State U the year before and that I transferred to wrestle at Hometown U
>another girl is hanging on every word I am saying
>she's giggling at every stupid thing I say
>think to myself "jackpot"
>she's the quintessential college party chubberfuck
>not too fat, but fat in all of the right places
>thick thighs and ass, beefy titties
>party starts dying down in middle of the night
>friends say we should head out
>tell them I'm gonna stay
>k see ya
>ask some drunk kid who lived at the house if I could crash
>he was one of the people who believed I am a college wrestler
>he's trying to be tight with me, offers me some extra room for the night
>chubberfuck and a few of her friends are still there
>one of her friends says she's going to leave soon (pretty much sober, drove them there)
>chubberfuck says she wants to stay
>friend reminds her she has to be at work by 9am (it's already 2:30ish)
>turns out they live in my hometown
>offer to drive chubberfuck home early in the morning
>"lol k, have fuuun you twooooo lololol"
>chubberfuck and I go up to the extra bedroom
>start making out and groping each other
>she smells like cheap makeup and boob sweat

>broke up with my gf
>started flirting with her best friend
>ended up drilling her
>both of them confront me one day claiming her friend was only going along with it to “trick me”
>.... ok I literally fucked you and blew my load all over your face and made you eat my cum
>good plan
>never talk to either of them again
One of the last things they said to was “hate the player, not the game” like some how they rused me good
They tried spreading a rumour about me having a small dick but I had a picture of my ex with cum covering one half of her face and my 9 inches covering the other half
I showed it to one of her other “best friends” when she was trying to shit talk me and that led to some sexting and her sending me nudes

Broke up with my ex. Fucked 4 other girls that summer. Send her pics of all of them and told her they were way better than her. I don't feel like either person wins when you both end up being petty, but it was something I felt I had to do.

>I showed it to one of her other “best friends” when she was trying to shit talk me and that led to some sexting and her sending me nudes

was there fuk

>broke up with gf, bitch was crazy
>about 3 weeks later, sick of fucking my hand
>invite her over, oh yeah I love you again and shit
>literally sit and LOL about what her life has become without me for like 45 solid minutes
>she just sits there and takes it
>bang her, she cries after because she's still emotionally attatched or whatever
>make her to go home
>feel like alpha chad for rest of the night

Cont'd
>slip on condom and she gets on top
>grip her chubby doughy ass
>beefy tits flopping in my face
>flip her around and start hitting it doggy
>she starting making weird grunting noise like she's taking a dump
>lay on my back and she starts gacking and gucking on my dick
>slurping my balls
>holy shit this little piggy is awesome
>eventually nut and she swallows
>laying there cuddling in a pool of rank sweat
>we're just shooting the shit
>eventually she gets deep for whatever reason, she's still pretty drunk
>starts telling me about how she's had thoughts of suicide lately
>wtf bitch I just met you
>getting pretty freaked out, mood completely ruined
>lightbulb
>tell her I left a half-empty 30 pack of beer in the backyard and that I didn't want it to spoil (lol)
>get dressed and put my shoes on
>go out to backyard
>look around for a sec
>coast is clear
>fucking book it all the way back to State U campus
>run to parking garage adjacent to friend's dorm
>get in my car and hop on the highway
>drive all the way back to Hometown U
>never tell anyone this story
>never saw chubberfuck ever again

Had an affair with my step dad when I was 11. I did it because I wanted leverage or something over him and I hated my mom. It ended up going on for years despite my general disdain for it, I liked his dick and I was a horny child.

Fem detected pee for Sup Forums or gtfo

I am very fucked up.
>Once I had a hot ass gf,
>her hot assbestie was always with us too
> One night, gf wants us to spend the night but her room too small so she says me and her bestie should sleep in camper out in yard.
>o.k. dot wtf?
>we're in camper and hang with both for a minute, gf goes inside knowing her best friend and I are sleeping in the same bed
>seconds later we are fucking like animals, she has huge titties and large round ass. I am nailing hard
>knock on camper door
>oh shit.jpg
>it's gf's dad. He saw the trailer rocking, asks wat doing
>we all sweaty and shit say nothing.
>he drunk and mumbles some shit about in his day yada
>I think busted
>nope, continue to fuck both for rest of summer
>gf goes to college and finds new bf in first week
>not surprised.png
>her bestie loses interest
>fucking crazy whores

Pee?

Was deep into the friend zone once when I was younger for a few years
Pretty much accepted that I was never going to fuck this chick
Ended up fucking her sister the night of my 21st birthday
Kissed the girl who friend zoned me a few weeks later in a game of dares, had to kiss a dude in said game of dares as well n-no homo guys

She was a total slambeast, in the bad way, fat/ugly but had massive tits

your life sucks.

As ur stepdad.. I miss you come home you lil trap

>Be me
>Age 11
>Scrawny white kid
>Live in developing area: lots of wilderness within 5 miles of town
>Lazy idiots abandon their unwanted dogs and cats in wilderness and mountains
>Recess; hanging out
>Pack of wild feral dogs came sprinting into the playground
>Biting kids; lots of blood
>Had a phobia of dogs
>Fear of pain overcame fear of dogs - used stick to stab one to death (medium size dog)
>Teachers came out and drove most off; remaining ones tried to bite more

Next day
>Saturday
>Myself and couple of other guys woke up before dawn and built homemade weapons and armor (bows, spears, shields) and took kitchen knives
>Followed the most likely path the pack took
>Found them
>Attacked the dogs; killed them all in an epic massacre
>Left the corpses to rot
>Said goodbyes to friends, went home, got yelled at for being out without permission

i hope this is true.

Not a trap, I am a girl. Good try anyway but he left a long time ago and we are friends on Facebook in case he wants to reach out. He is old now so I dont think Im going to be doing anything special for him these days. No blowjobs while he watches sports or whatever stupid shit he wasted my sexuality on.

along the lines of that picture?

>dating girl for a year, going good
>she gets really drunk and high, cheats with some rando at a party
>cheat back by fucking her worst enemy on her bed while she's lying nearly dead in the icu while getting us both high on gfs drugs.
>several months later also fuck her little sister, which is her worst fear since that has happened before with other exes. (sister is 15 year old iv drug addict nympho with 3 different stds, but fuck it i hit that raw)
>keep these events to myself
>tell her next time shes being a bitch threatening to leave
>devastation achieved.

you're not fucked up, its called being a tool

>Turned 21 before anyone in my group of friends
>Nobody can come to the bar and celebrate
>best friends mom ends up coming out to drink with me
>get her absolutely destroyed, stopped drinking an hour ago
>shes blind drunk and have to get her home, shes getting handsy at the bar
>get in the back of a cab and she goes straight for my pants and starts treating my junk to some double palm massave
>You ever suck user's dads dick in the back of a cab before?
>"Nah, but I'm gonna suck yours"
>she goes to work
>I tell the cabbie drop us off on the side of the road at a park near our houses
>basically pay him with my junk out at full mast and pants half down
>he says says "free fare if I can play?"
>na I'm good street shitter, off you go
>take her down to the park and bend her over a bench and absolutely rail her
>she's making a crazy amount of noise
>nut it all over the place after she'd cum twice
>she gets dressed and heads off up the street to her house
>I go down the street to mine
>next day go up to their house kinda regretting what happened
>she gives me a "lets never speak of this ever again" look
>father goes "sounded like someone was being tortured down at the park or something, fucking kids drinking and being idiots again
>yep must be

Catfished a girl then got her into bdsm and had her blindfold herself before i got there then had sex with her and left.

I also catfished another girl and faked i was suicidal and said the only way i wouldn't would be if she had sex with me.
It worked.
Took both their virginitys.
Highschool girls dumb af.

Had a gf cheat on me years ago. Her mom and step dad had problems and he was an asshole anyway. So I started fucking her mom.

did she not flush or something?

>Update
you know it works, tits or gtfo

youtube.com/watch?v=t3wq7iqlM7w

This.

you've already fucked your step dad so we all know you're a whore

>Be me, 23 years old, 2nd year of grad school
>Gf comes over, tells me she sorted out a giant bag of gummy bears by color
>MFW I don't give a fuck
>She gets mad that I don't care, throws bag at me, gummy bears EVERYWHERE
>I yell at her, ask her wtf she's doing, she yells back (Korean girls can yell)
>She runs up, puts gummy bear in her mouth, shoves it in my ear
>I get pissed, put a gummy bear in my mouth, smash it into her hair
>She retaliates, this time she tries to get gummy bears up the pooper
>I sort of lose it
>Blue belt in BJJ, take her to the ground, side control
>I put a handful of gummy bears in my mouth, spit them into my hand
>Spread her legs open using my free leg, take the gummy bears and ram them up her pussy
>Gummy rape
>Fight eventually ends, gummy sex ensues about an hour later
>Fast forward, next day, doing squats at the gym, feel something loosen, gummy bear falls out of my grundle
>My bros ask me wtf that was, tell them story, props for first ever gummy rape.

women are so fuckin stupid.

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Laugh at a "rapist" for prematurely cummimg and couldn't get it back up

>two months ago
>6pm
>nearly empty street
>laptop, 2 cellphones, a n3ds, my workers whole pay that I was going to hand down the next day ($2.5k) in cash plus my spare money ($120)
I was walking my way to home, I was just a few blocks away then I saw two guys walking in my direction
>act natural.jpg
I moe near the stree in a silly attempt to cross, guys flank me then one grabs me with both arms and I barely can move, at that point pretty much anyone could have handed their shit, but for some reason the only thing that crossed my mind was held the guy and jump to an incoming taxi.
the taxi hit us, but the guy took pretty much the whole hit, I was sent away a few steps away and ended with some bruises guy got hit by the taxi and fell in front of it, the other one ran away.
taxi driver realized what happened and "shielded" me a whole block.
as far as I'm concerned the guy survived and to this day I still wonder why I did that stupid thing in the first place

>be me in mental hospital
>jock who is there for drug reasons not actual mental health problems begins picking fights with small people
>he tells me to stop fucking talking to them
>I tell him I do what he wants
>he punches me
>later that night I begin planning
>operation pencil lighter is devised
>I steal a golf pencil
>when hes in the shower I walk into his room and grab his foam mattress
>I walk over to the wall socket and use my sandal to stick the pencil into the socket after roughly 2 minutes of jamming
>put the mattress touching the now slightly sparking pencil
>the shit fucking ignites like a gas soaked rag
>I run out and towards my room as the fire alarm goes off
>beeeeep beeeeep beeeeep
>theres a clang and a weird ssssssssss noise from the door at the end of the hallway leading to the outside
>I run towards it as the mental health staff scramble to the room and somehow they don't see me
>the door is unlocked!?
>I sprint out free of my captors in holly hill hospital
>later captured after 3 days
>the only punishment I received was for running
>apparently they thought the kid did it because the cameras didn't have backup recordings(fucking retarded right?)
>unknown to me he had a history of starting fires and got 2 years in a north Carolina DJJ facility for attempted arson

Both die you ugly fucking neets

Fuck off you moralfaggoting crusader

>3 different STDs
>I hit that raw
RIP user

I hear hepatitis is nice this time of year.

nah turns out it's pretty hard to catch stds from insertive vaginal sex. i never use condoms and have fucked lots of girls like that, still completely clean. strong immune system helps too; haven't been sick in 25 years despite doing some fucking gnarly shit (but never sharing needles).

Yeah but dude the guy was fucking two chicks at once

It's not always a bad thing being used by people, t means you're useful, and op didn't mind getting used for sex

Plus they are stupid fucking whores even if he is a tool, which I don't even see any evidence for

she had hep c, hpv, and herpes

9 inches, kek

That's hot

That's sort of hot

You should thank god for finding a black woman who wanted to fuck you, you subhuman ape

Thinking you took both their virginities..Maybe you're the dumb one.

Ate out my 6yo niece when I was high af on ambien when she was sleeping

Does that make your stepdad a pedo or a hebe?

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Bump

>Ireland 0-5
I thought they were the niggers of Europe say there's exactly 5 homicides per 100,000 the population is about 4.5m that's 225 homicides per year, that seems low as fuck

Found out sister was having sex with her boyfriend. We come from strict Christian family so they'd go apeshit and probably kick her out if they found out. So I threatened to blow the whistle unless they let me watch them have sex.

Pro player right here

That's the most savage thing you have ever done? What a faggot. You and your family of moralfags. "Oh yeah guys, let's just pretend people aren't going to fuck"

who does?

Had regular non consensual and unprotected sex with my shitty father throughout my school years and the only thing he really had that he was fond of was his old mgb so I poured bleach and sugar in the petrol tank and fucked the engine.

>Be 15
>Girl i've known since we were like 4 is having a party
>Had been taking these pills post-operation
>They cause me to be constipated
>Fuck it
>Go to this party
>Friend forfuckingever is flirting up a storm
>Sorta bush it off as sloppiness
>Party winding down
>Nowhere to sleep
>"Oh, just come with me"
>Ugh, fine
>Fuck the tits right off her
>Be farting every hump, she's half-passed out anyways. no worries
>Start to worry
>Fall asleep back to back, completely naked
>Wake up to RANCID smell
>Oh god no
>Take out cell phone
>Look over, i had the green-apple splatters all over her back and fine linens
>WhatthefuckdoIdo.avi
>Take shit in hands, smear between her ass-cheeks
>Leave note saying "You shat yourself, so i left" dont know why
>Put clothes on, RUN out door and walk home
>Dont hear from her
>2 weeks later she killed herself

Ya cause wood is conductive and can cause a short in a 120v plug you fucking moron

graphite conducts electricity

that's fake, kys

i had a similar fake fight but with a can of whipped cream. second best sex ive ever had.
>mfw lactose intolerent

Cringey m8

lol Tim

xD Liar Gyahaha!!

Gave a girl herpes on purpose.

My savage thing is I am chubberfuck and I have herpes and said i was going to kill myself so you would leave.

100% brave and stupid at the same time, I am impressed.

damn

hot

This

...

This. The girl I lost my virginity to claimed to be a virgin, yet also claims to have been raped (even though she was not) which later turned out to just be sex she later regretted and wanted to stay "virgin" so "it was rape it does not count"

Also, close female friend at the time had massive amounts of anal sex to "keep" her virginity.

>Ireland....say there's exactly 5 ... 225 homicides

Actually it is closer to 0.6 or 30 homocides
In comparison, the US has 4.88 or 16k homocides

Off yourself immediately

Looking at the tame shit all you faggots get involved has made me feel like an alpha.

>broke a 6 y.o kids arm because he was being a little shit and kicking me in HS.
>broke into an insane asylum and (almost) fucked one of the girls there (got caught nekkid half way through and gtfo'd since she was under age, though I bullshit enough that they couldn't find out who I was before I got away)
>Took the virginities of 2 girls within two days of each other in my final year at HS, they didn't know and each believed I would marry her
>Ate out a girl who shit herself while I did it (she was very hot but I was not into scat so she got gtfo'd and even though people didn't know, her soul was broken for a few days(because she thought they knew).. also one of the two who'se vcards where taken)
>Made literally nothing an hour working at a dvd store at the time (thridworlder(white), by nothing I mean 60c an hour(dollar cents)), to make up for the absolutely shit pay I would steal at every opportunity I got. Set myself a salary of 10$ an hour and didn't give a fuck all year. Got fired for one of girls moms shitting me out in shop for fucking her daughter and causing "mental problems".

Fuck I hated high school.

Guy?

Holy fuck, how is it so low, I mean I assumed they were all scum

I did a kickflip once.

rape i guess.

Hebe but barely

Righteous, bro.

Jesus, you're fuckin retarded...

When I was 16 and my sister was 12, she sexually teased me. At the time, we considered it reluctant sex on her part, but it was rape. I didn't let her leave my room for several hours and a few cumshots. We were the only ones home. Fortunately for me, she got into it and we had a sexual secret for years.