Help me get laid /b

Help me get laid /b

Tell her that you are shopping to. And when she asks what for tell her sex toys for yourself.

And then tell her it's for a 16 inch horse cock strap on that you want to get pegged with

Talk about drugs. Offer weed. This is what she chose to open with, this is what's important to her.

Send screenshot this and then send it to her pretending that it wasn't you
Pro tip: it wasn't me

tell her "do you want to see the exponential growth of my natural log?"

I don't think she said high as in weed

I'm shopping for some adult fun.

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You should have started with "Let me tesst that pussy"

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thanks for the (You)

"Let's cut to the chase, you are now my slave, beg for my cock you dirty slut."

I'll kill ur doggo

Tess ily

Dubs dubs get

post results

Surely op will deliver

Tell her it's cyber monday and you're ready to cyber

kek this please

she didnt reply yet

tell us if she breaks conversation

I'll give you a dub sack if ya let me mash my cock into your shithole

Rehrawl

Tell her to go to sleep. It's past her bed time.

send her this

yummy cummy in my tummy. yummy cummy warm and runny. thick or thin or cold and crusty. feed me runny yummy cummy.