Be me. Beta as fuck, awkward Wyoming boy.
Be 14 and horny as hell.
Out in the stables cleaning horse shit all day.
Only other person around is my father, out training his horse.
Cleaning the last stall with a mare in it. (Female horse, for you cityfags.)
Still horny as fuck.
Have a brilliant fucking idea!
"Horses have pussies!"
Check around suspiciously to make sure I am alone.
Start petting horse's rear.
She likes it.
Pet a little closer to the tail.
She lifts it slightly and raises her head
Start petting just under the tail.
Gently touch soft horse pussy. Oh so soft!
She breathes heavily and spreads legs a bit.
Slip a finger inside. It's wet a warm.
Her tail lifts even higher.
Best idea ever! I can't believe no one has thought of this!
Keep finger banging this mare.
She's loving it, I'm excited as fuck!
Get brave, grab bucket.
Set bucket behind her rear and step up.
Pull dick out of pants.
Touch dick to horse pussy. Feelsgoodman.gif
She's wet and ready.
Stick the tip in. Ohfuckyesssss...
Muscular horse pussy tightens and loosens rhythmically.
Getting intense now. Ready to blow.
Keep humping. Feels so fucking good!
Start orgasming in a female for the first time.
Look up. See father.
Seconds feel like hours.
Dick still inside the mare, throbbing and cumming a bit.
It feels like hours of mortifying silence.
Finally father speaks. "God damn it, user."
Father walks out of stable, gets in truck and drives away.
I'm still behind the mare. Frozen.
Finally move, knees wobbling.
Stable is a mile from home.
Worst. Walk of shame. Ever.
Afraid of what waits when I get home.
Open front door... Father is passed out in the den, bottle of Jack Daniels empty on the ground.
Go to my room, don't leave for days.
Be me. Beta as fuck, awkward Wyoming boy.
How are things with him now
Well you did fuck a horse now nobody will ever trust you near animals.
not the best. we where never close. still aren't.
At least you didn't fuck a niggress....
since he knows you fucked a horse once do you keep doing it?
or a jew
That's a trap, fag
Iv always wanted to try it but never had the opportunity. I heard horse vagene is better than human in some cases. Wonder if its true.
I heard dolphin pussy is the best thing ever
who tf are you conversing with to be hearing this shit?
ohh sweetie snookie honeypie, all jews are traps in their own way.
This is why we need net neutrality
ive been on Sup Forums for a long ass time my boy
there was literally a whole website dedicated to it back in the day.
dolphinsex.org or some shit. I knot it's gone, these days. It went the way of goatse.
so embarrassing damn.
Let's be honest.
Would you fuck a horsepussy Sup Forums?
remember butterflykissesgirls.com? lesbian pedo pasta
Did you ever do it again OP and have you felt human vagina yet can you compare?
Mare pussy is the best. I lost my cherry to one. Got caught by the neighbor once too.
if i knew 100% i wouldn't be found out, absolutely
Someone have that link with A LOT of mares?
I can't find it
It was posted here many times
At least you got laid.
did he take you to the stables again? or are you dead for him already?
Fuck ya. Fuck ya I would.
Depends if it looked like it would end up breaking my dick off.
Pls im not that user but this newly discovered fetish is hot as fuck do you have the link?
When I turned 18 and got my first construction job my boss would pay me to get up a bit earlier and feed and water his horses cause I lived next door.
There was this one mare that would always chase the other mares away from me and a couple times she came up, turned around and her pussy lips would like spread.
Never been much of a zoophile (though apparently it is at least kind of a thing) so the fear of losing my first job and getting arrested outweighed my desire to fuck a horse. In other circumstances I definitely would have gone for it.
I'd give it a shot, but i doubt it compares to dog pussy.
Dog pussy ruined human pussy for me. Much warmer and tighter
It's a life goal for me. Eventually I'm going to have a farm with horses to love and ride and fuck.
It's not better.
It's just as good.
I do quite often.
Not tonight, but I did last night.
Too bad you didn't experience a JRHNBR
I want to at least try it once.
Hamster pussy is best pussy. They're like living flesh lights.
When you're done, you get the extra bonus of a fur cock warmer.
If no one found out, why the fuck not?
ive been a dog fucker for years, would happily try a horse. too bad theyre too big to sleep with in your own bed after though
U need a girl mayyn
Fucking a hamster
I don't know why I laughed so hard
i'm married bud, the wife gets a kick out of watching
I am always skeptical of people who always make a fuss about 'it's tighter'.
I don't think these people have ever fucked anything other than their own hand.
Yes dog pussy is tighter.
in fact most of the time it's too tight.
Tight is not a good thing.
I've fucked many women, mares and bitches.
bitches are usually not good partners because they are too small.
Your wife ever fuck a dog?
Not much to tell, ive got a german shepherd that i have sex with a few times per week. Sometimes More if she wants it.
Tell me more about the gsd.
age? Size? Has she had puppies?
Nope, but she grew up letting her family pets eat her out, and she likes the idea of getting knotted.
We dont really have time to properly raise a puppy right now, but when the opportunity presents itself, we'll probly get a male for her to play with
She's about 5 now, 85 pounds. No puppies, and at her age i dont really have any plans to breed her
What the fuck is this thread
And are you small?
I have 3 gsd now and only one is big enough to have sex with, and she's had 5 litters of pups before I got her.
The other 2 are not even close to big enough.
I've had several others too so were also to small.
Nah, im pretty average length/girth
Dogs seem to be pretty hit and miss in general, ive heard of intact great danes that were too small for sex, and i have a friend with a very roomy heeler/husky mix.
Doesnt seem to be any rhyme or reason behind what fits and what doesnt. But the odds do seem better with larger breeds
Well, I've been with dogs since I was 15. I've never had one big enough who hadn't had puppies.
It's a life raised by Sup Forums, there's a generation of them. Fortunately they don't leave the house. Now this place is basically reddit
Weird. So far ive only met one intact dog that was too small.
I knot it's gone
your phone knows your habits better than you knot. i mean know.
Can only imagine the fucking diseases you'd get from fucking a horse. This is how stds were started
This is why we need net neutrality
Friends at work
I want to fuck a horse butthole
Green texts? Also is German Shepard pussy good?
Not gonna bother green texting, penis goes in vagina, you get the idea.
But yes, its great. In my opinion its better than my wife's. Dogs have a higher body temp that humans do, so its very warm inside. It also has an interesting angle and somehow it seems to rub all the right spots on your dick. It's just all around better. Only downside i can think of is that you need lube most of the time, bitches dont usually get very wet since male dogs provide more than enough pre to keep things slick
Give more tips. Honestly I've never thought to fuck a dog. Love German Shepards, been around them most my life. Is yours American or real German? And if American do you think the angle is due to the hip slope? What you use for lubing? Medicine syringe?
WHAT HAPPENED AFTERWARDS
Some sick fucks in this thread
World would be a little better if you all killed yourselves. Do it.
He cried dad raped him
Morbidly curious to see what your wife looks like
All dog pussies have an upward angle entry. Think about the angle a male dog's cock is at when he thrusts, and it will make sense.
I dont actually know my dog's lineage. Got her from a family friend who got in over their heads by getting her. She doesnt have the sloped back though, and her hips are healthy.
I dont really have any tips, dogs are either ok with having their bits played with or they arent. In my experience, the majority of intact dogs are more than happy to let you play with them as long as you're someone they know and trust
nan over a can of campbell soup
You mean not fixed by being intact
I'll give it a shot
jesus christ that nose is soo not kosher
Yep, most spayed/neutered animals dont have much interest in sex, and with females, they often atrophy to the point where sex would be downright painful and damaging. If its done to them as puppies which is common in the US, they dont develop adult genitals, and will be too small for penetration
You know,young one, in the old days the internet was about free sharing of information. Likeminded people could talk about anything,share anything,there were pages and groups for anything. Not just cooperate owned,braindead normie zones with volountarily and enforced censorship like today mostly.
It is a form of freedom that you might not understand and you likely will not get again in this life.
It was a good era.Nornies ruined the web.
Aids was injected into Africans
It didn't just megically show up in the 70s because a black man had sex with a monkey
Apes have been fucking monkeys since the dawn of time