Be me

Liam Turner
Liam Turner

Be me. Beta as fuck, awkward Wyoming boy.
Be 14 and horny as hell.
Out in the stables cleaning horse shit all day.
Only other person around is my father, out training his horse.
Cleaning the last stall with a mare in it. (Female horse, for you cityfags.)
Still horny as fuck.
Have a brilliant fucking idea!
"Horses have pussies!"
Check around suspiciously to make sure I am alone.
Start petting horse's rear.
She likes it.
Pet a little closer to the tail.
She lifts it slightly and raises her head
Start petting just under the tail.
Gently touch soft horse pussy. Oh so soft!
She breathes heavily and spreads legs a bit.
Slip a finger inside. It's wet a warm.
Her tail lifts even higher.
Best idea ever! I can't believe no one has thought of this!
Keep finger banging this mare.
She's loving it, I'm excited as fuck!
Get brave, grab bucket.
Set bucket behind her rear and step up.
Pull dick out of pants.
Touch dick to horse pussy. Feelsgoodman.gif
She's wet and ready.
Stick the tip in. Ohfuckyesssss...
Start humping.
Muscular horse pussy tightens and loosens rhythmically.
Getting intense now. Ready to blow.
Keep humping. Feels so fucking good!
Start orgasming in a female for the first time.
OHGODYES
"user?!"
Look up. See father.
Seconds feel like hours.
Dick still inside the mare, throbbing and cumming a bit.
It feels like hours of mortifying silence.
Finally father speaks. "God damn it, user."
Father walks out of stable, gets in truck and drives away.
I'm still behind the mare. Frozen.
Finally move, knees wobbling.
Stable is a mile from home.
Worst. Walk of shame. Ever.
Afraid of what waits when I get home.
Open front door... Father is passed out in the den, bottle of Jack Daniels empty on the ground.
Go to my room, don't leave for days.

Gavin Evans
Gavin Evans

How are things with him now

Samuel Torres
Samuel Torres

Well you did fuck a horse now nobody will ever trust you near animals.

Robert Russell
Robert Russell

not the best. we where never close. still aren't.

Dylan Cox
Dylan Cox

At least you didn't fuck a niggress....

Jason Rivera
Jason Rivera

since he knows you fucked a horse once do you keep doing it?

Chase White
Chase White

or a jew

Isaiah Stewart
Isaiah Stewart

That's a trap, fag

Noah Harris
Noah Harris

Iv always wanted to try it but never had the opportunity. I heard horse vagene is better than human in some cases. Wonder if its true.

Benjamin Roberts
Benjamin Roberts

I heard dolphin pussy is the best thing ever

Nolan Taylor
Nolan Taylor

who tf are you conversing with to be hearing this shit?

Austin Martinez
Austin Martinez

ohh sweetie snookie honeypie, all jews are traps in their own way.

Chase Miller
Chase Miller

This is why we need net neutrality

Josiah Sanders
Josiah Sanders

ive been on Sup Forums for a long ass time my boy

Isaiah Cooper
Isaiah Cooper

there was literally a whole website dedicated to it back in the day.

dolphinsex.org or some shit. I knot it's gone, these days. It went the way of goatse.

Benjamin Wood
Benjamin Wood

so embarrassing damn.

Cooper Myers
Cooper Myers

Let's be honest.
Would you fuck a horsepussy Sup Forums?

Leo Thompson
Leo Thompson

remember butterflykissesgirls.com? lesbian pedo pasta

Austin Hill
Austin Hill

Did you ever do it again OP and have you felt human vagina yet can you compare?

Joseph Cox
Joseph Cox

Mare pussy is the best. I lost my cherry to one. Got caught by the neighbor once too.

Jose Bennett
Jose Bennett

if i knew 100% i wouldn't be found out, absolutely

Lincoln Ward
Lincoln Ward

Someone have that link with A LOT of mares?
I can't find it

Chase Hughes
Chase Hughes

It was posted here many times

Nicholas Walker
Nicholas Walker

At least you got laid.

Jack Taylor
Jack Taylor

did he take you to the stables again? or are you dead for him already?

Jose Richardson
Jose Richardson

Fuck ya. Fuck ya I would.

Lincoln Ross
Lincoln Ross

Depends if it looked like it would end up breaking my dick off.

David King
David King

Pls im not that user but this newly discovered fetish is hot as fuck do you have the link?

Henry Myers
Henry Myers

When I turned 18 and got my first construction job my boss would pay me to get up a bit earlier and feed and water his horses cause I lived next door.
There was this one mare that would always chase the other mares away from me and a couple times she came up, turned around and her pussy lips would like spread.

Never been much of a zoophile (though apparently it is at least kind of a thing) so the fear of losing my first job and getting arrested outweighed my desire to fuck a horse. In other circumstances I definitely would have gone for it.

Ethan Clark
Ethan Clark

I'd give it a shot, but i doubt it compares to dog pussy.

Dog pussy ruined human pussy for me. Much warmer and tighter

William Richardson
William Richardson

It's a life goal for me. Eventually I'm going to have a farm with horses to love and ride and fuck.

Cooper Rogers
Cooper Rogers

It's not better.
It's just as good.

Jace Diaz
Jace Diaz

I do quite often.
Not tonight, but I did last night.

Connor Lewis
Connor Lewis

Too bad you didn't experience a JRHNBR

Jordan Roberts
Jordan Roberts

I want to at least try it once.

Josiah Murphy
Josiah Murphy

Hamster pussy is best pussy. They're like living flesh lights.

When you're done, you get the extra bonus of a fur cock warmer.

Camden King
Camden King

If no one found out, why the fuck not?

Jason Bell
Jason Bell

ive been a dog fucker for years, would happily try a horse. too bad theyre too big to sleep with in your own bed after though

Robert Nelson
Robert Nelson

U need a girl mayyn

Jack Gutierrez
Jack Gutierrez

Story?

Fucking a hamster
I don't know why I laughed so hard

Sebastian Flores
Sebastian Flores

i'm married bud, the wife gets a kick out of watching

Alexander Robinson
Alexander Robinson

I am always skeptical of people who always make a fuss about 'it's tighter'.
I don't think these people have ever fucked anything other than their own hand.
Yes dog pussy is tighter.
in fact most of the time it's too tight.
Tight is not a good thing.

I've fucked many women, mares and bitches.
bitches are usually not good partners because they are too small.

Thomas Bennett
Thomas Bennett

Your wife ever fuck a dog?

Kayden Bell
Kayden Bell

Not much to tell, ive got a german shepherd that i have sex with a few times per week. Sometimes More if she wants it.

Brandon Wilson
Brandon Wilson

Tell me more about the gsd.
age? Size? Has she had puppies?

Jose Thomas
Jose Thomas

Nope, but she grew up letting her family pets eat her out, and she likes the idea of getting knotted.

We dont really have time to properly raise a puppy right now, but when the opportunity presents itself, we'll probly get a male for her to play with

Adam Cruz
Adam Cruz

She's about 5 now, 85 pounds. No puppies, and at her age i dont really have any plans to breed her

Liam Howard
Liam Howard

What the fuck is this thread

Andrew Bell
Andrew Bell

~~752192486~~

Wyatt Reed
Wyatt Reed

FurryFags begone

Matthew Brooks
Matthew Brooks

And are you small?
I have 3 gsd now and only one is big enough to have sex with, and she's had 5 litters of pups before I got her.
The other 2 are not even close to big enough.
I've had several others too so were also to small.

John Ramirez
John Ramirez

Nah, im pretty average length/girth

Dogs seem to be pretty hit and miss in general, ive heard of intact great danes that were too small for sex, and i have a friend with a very roomy heeler/husky mix.

Doesnt seem to be any rhyme or reason behind what fits and what doesnt. But the odds do seem better with larger breeds

Jordan Edwards
Jordan Edwards

Well, I've been with dogs since I was 15. I've never had one big enough who hadn't had puppies.

Aiden Howard
Aiden Howard

It's a life raised by Sup Forums, there's a generation of them. Fortunately they don't leave the house. Now this place is basically reddit

Gavin Parker
Gavin Parker

Weird. So far ive only met one intact dog that was too small.

Jason Bailey
Jason Bailey

I knot it's gone

your phone knows your habits better than you knot. i mean know.

Connor Flores
Connor Flores

Can only imagine the fucking diseases you'd get from fucking a horse. This is how stds were started

Justin Rivera
Justin Rivera

This is why we need net neutrality
yes

Jayden Lee
Jayden Lee

Friends at work

Landon Morris
Landon Morris

please stop

Dylan Mitchell
Dylan Mitchell

I want to fuck a horse butthole

Aaron Lopez
Aaron Lopez

Green texts? Also is German Shepard pussy good?

Justin Butler
Justin Butler

Not gonna bother green texting, penis goes in vagina, you get the idea.

But yes, its great. In my opinion its better than my wife's. Dogs have a higher body temp that humans do, so its very warm inside. It also has an interesting angle and somehow it seems to rub all the right spots on your dick. It's just all around better. Only downside i can think of is that you need lube most of the time, bitches dont usually get very wet since male dogs provide more than enough pre to keep things slick

Colton Turner
Colton Turner

Give more tips. Honestly I've never thought to fuck a dog. Love German Shepards, been around them most my life. Is yours American or real German? And if American do you think the angle is due to the hip slope? What you use for lubing? Medicine syringe?

Xavier Allen
Xavier Allen

WHAT HAPPENED AFTERWARDS

Lincoln Gutierrez
Lincoln Gutierrez

Some sick fucks in this thread

World would be a little better if you all killed yourselves. Do it.

Carson Martinez
Carson Martinez

He cried dad raped him

Jeremiah Ramirez
Jeremiah Ramirez

Morbidly curious to see what your wife looks like

Brandon Sanchez
Brandon Sanchez

All dog pussies have an upward angle entry. Think about the angle a male dog's cock is at when he thrusts, and it will make sense.

I dont actually know my dog's lineage. Got her from a family friend who got in over their heads by getting her. She doesnt have the sloped back though, and her hips are healthy.

I dont really have any tips, dogs are either ok with having their bits played with or they arent. In my experience, the majority of intact dogs are more than happy to let you play with them as long as you're someone they know and trust

Joshua King
Joshua King

nan over a can of campbell soup

Elijah Gomez
Elijah Gomez

Thid

Isaac Cruz
Isaac Cruz

You mean not fixed by being intact

Nicholas Nelson
Nicholas Nelson

I'll give it a shot

Angel Cooper
Angel Cooper

jesus christ that nose is soo not kosher

Alexander Brooks
Alexander Brooks

Yep, most spayed/neutered animals dont have much interest in sex, and with females, they often atrophy to the point where sex would be downright painful and damaging. If its done to them as puppies which is common in the US, they dont develop adult genitals, and will be too small for penetration

Elijah Nguyen
Elijah Nguyen

You know,young one, in the old days the internet was about free sharing of information. Likeminded people could talk about anything,share anything,there were pages and groups for anything. Not just cooperate owned,braindead normie zones with volountarily and enforced censorship like today mostly.
It is a form of freedom that you might not understand and you likely will not get again in this life.
It was a good era.Nornies ruined the web.

Noah Phillips
Noah Phillips

False
Aids was injected into Africans
It didn't just megically show up in the 70s because a black man had sex with a monkey
Apes have been fucking monkeys since the dawn of time

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