Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin without friends, money and with a shit job anything

Ask a 34 year old kissless virgin without friends, money and with a shit job anything.

no. I already have a mirror at home

What keeps you from losing your shit and murdering people?

Should you be the one asking questions?

Well, this is Sup Forums after all.

A baseline of human decency.

Okay. How do the road gritters get to work?

bump

How do I avoid becoming you in 10 years?

What are your vices?

Wizardhood is predetermined.

Craft beer and diet coke.

Fuck...

Is that you?

c'mon niggers.

Why in hell are you still alive? I would have probably killed myself long before this point.

Still time to do it now. C'mon faggot.

What do you want out of life? I'm on my way to wizardhood and have something that I want to focus on.

>What do you want out of life?

Happiness.

>I'm on my way to wizardhood and have something that I want to focus on.

What is it?

What's holding you back, op?

Do you believe in ghosts?

Can I have your email or Skype? I'll be your friend OP.

why repost this shit

Ill be ya friend OP
What state do you live in? Do you have a discord?

>happiness
Isn't that what we all want? What about something to work towards or a hobby?
>what is it?
I want to move away from society and start my own hobby farm, spend the rest of my days either making what I need to survive or learning new skills on my property.

My complete lack of eloquence, wittiness, humour, charisma and personality.

No.

Because I am an autistic fuck who likes repetition.

Do you want friends? If so, do you have any thoughts on how to get friends?

By being another person?

I'll be your friend! Just give me a way to contact you!

Ok. So how can you become another person?

why havent you gone to a decent hooker?

if op doesnt give skype, email or other means of contact, he is a LARPING Chad that literally drowns in pussy and has a decent job

Come on OP. I gotta go to work. Give me some way to contact you!

Because it wouldn't solve the main problem:

Sorry bro, but I need some RL friends.

Then get off Sup Forums

Nah. A few hours of Sup Forums are essential

>Sup Forums
>Friends

Pick one.

Well, fuck.

36 year old loser here.

Although I kind of have a friend or two (but not really) and a wife and I've fucked a few girls. I have 18 grand to show for 15 years work.

I quit my dead end job and got an apprenticeship.

Not doing well at it. Want to get just enough cash to buy a ramshackle dump in a former mining colony in the middle of nowhere. 50k. I can move there and be a hillbilly.

What are your plans for the future?

Are you going to kill yourself or rape children?

Don't feel bad user. I'm 21 and already failed.

Going to rape myself and kill children.

do you thinking about ending it at new years eve or christmas?

No

i'll turn 31 january, i have $800 USD on my bank account and $560 monthly salary, living in eastern europe
having a flat though.

why
what keeps you alive?

inertia.

illuminati made us vegetative, consuming zombies

no u

what are you good at? is suffering the way you are better than suffering to make things better for yourself?

Cutlasses