Sup Forumsrothers, I don’t know what else to do. I’m shit ass broke, have a family of four, and my water is about to be shut off. I’m praying for a miracle: paypal.me/AYmous840
You guys are my only friends..
Tl;dr // I don’t give a shit
I’m a substance abuse counselor AMA
you could get the fuck off of Sup Forums and start pawning your shit for a start, you retard
welfare, homeless shelter, camping, maybe webcam porn with family
Me and my wife thought about webcamming. We have some pretty good sex.
involve any 18+ offspring and you'll never go hungry again
No one wants to watch your dirt ass sex
I have been financially struggling for 6 years, and I’ve always refused to request on Sup Forums, even though I’ve seen miracles happen. However, I feel like I have no choice now.
Sell a kid
No one wants to buy a kid.
...right?
i'd have to see the kid
Come on guys, I’m begging you
(╯︵╰,)
I don’t think you guys realize how desperate I am.
>substance abuse counselor
No, I think you're just a substance abuser.
this.. those guys are pretty well off, usually requires a degree
Ay m9, i think if you didn't mention that you're a substance abuse counselor you might've gotten a couple bucks. But since you blew it, everyone is going to think your hard on the drugs.
>no money for water but i have internet btw
>four kids
Welfare you autistic fuck
Food stamps
Bus Passes
Government will give you special treatment because you have 4 fucking kids
This is a lie you made up to beg for money
Kill yourself you jew
He said he's a councelor not an abuser
Lost
After taxes, I make around $32,000.
I have a masters degree, and a PLPC, NCC, and $80+k in student debt.
I spend my life helping people at the detriment of my finances. It’s pretty fucked up
I
op please go
>helping people
please off yourself already
I have internet until the end of the month.
And I figured with all the drug users on this board, I thought they might be interested in picking the brain of a therapist, but I guess I was wrong?
Will take pictures for corroboration if necessary
You can't come up with something more shitty than this, huh? You are on Sup Forums, you do need miracle indeed for anyone to take you seriously. Good attempt for le hacker to try and track down who's the real owner of that account etc though.
If you haven't sold your things or yourself, you aren't desperate enough.
Also, already been kicked off of that shit for about 2 years now because I “make too much” regardless of how many kids I have.
Being “middle class” is somewhat of a detriment in this country
Willing to sell myself on here, I suppose.
nothing's free in life
>80k in debt just to get an education to help people
Yeah, I know, tell me about it.
I’m literally talking people off the ledge of suicide, and processing with patients post-overdose and I get paid nickels and dimes.
I'm not op
I was pointing out some autistic thought he said that he was a drug abuser
32k a year?
Shit my girlfriend is working towards a masters in social work, is that what you have OP? I hope this isn’t my future
...
Why is your wife still with you? If i were her, I would definitely leave you and make insta killyaself the shit out of you
What did you NOT understand about 'sell your goddamn peasantry stuff so you can survive', you filthty little peasant?
Also, start using drugs.
Social work and counseling are two different things. However, you could do counseling as a social worker if you pursue the clinical side of things.
For both social work and counseling, you either get paid a shit ton, or barely anything at all. I’m still on my provisional license because I graduated in 2015.
Give me about 20 years, and I might be able to make above $45k a year
Im hiring the finances from her.
I’m hoping you guys would help a little so I wouldn’t have to tell her, because I don’t want to be alone and miserable.
Pics of your wife and daughters now!!! And i will provide food and shelter depending of my thoughts
Hiding*
She wants and LCS, through a masters in social work so that will allow her to do some kind of therapy. Idk the shit pay sucks
I’m willing to abuse myself, not my family. They don’t deserve that shit, but I do.
It does.
And my life would feel a little more rewarding if I just got paid a little more.
I literally see people 6 months after they complete treatment, and they’re sober, look amazing, and make twice as much as I do.
I smile and congratulate them, but then I die inside a little.
She’s gonna know when the power and water get shut off OP. It’s gonna be worse because you didn’t tell her bro
I'll send you 25 bucks if you post sharpie in pooper with time stamp written on ass cheeks.
Good! More holes to fuck! I will dress you as a girl while your fam is watching, and then they will crave my cock.
>I'm a black HUGE man btw 7'0, 10" long cock 6" girth, muscle, definitely your fam will loves me
Aye, bro. Poor fag here. I just bought a 3ds and my keyboard is turning to shit. Anyways, what's up? What's the worse case scenario for you? You could try calling some Churches for help. They could probably spot you like 300 dollars each if you beg. Say you'll consider anything from them a gift from God. It's worth a shot.
>work for walmart
>$15 an hour full time
>almost make as much as OP
>1k up to 2k bonus check if we do good in sales/loss
>10%off anything discount card
>abuse the fuck out of it without being caught
>return half the shit I buy
>0 debt
>ride bike to work
>fit
>smoke weed daily
>money in bank keeps rising
Where did I go so right?
Make it $300 and you got a deal
By not trying to save the world
This she would have gone out and fucked niggers for money if you just told her OP
She could easily make more money than you
You could've just made an easy 25 bucks op.
Guess you're not that desperate, huh Sup Forumsub?
I actually planted over 5000 trees and shrubs, cleaned streams in poor areas, reintroduced thousands of salmon to the streams
I've done plenty of volunteer work for forestry and fisheries in my area
Is this bad?
That sucks OP, you’re in a rough field as far as pay. If you’re in a major city I would try to get some offers from other rehab centers or something of that nature
Not true. You never "make to much" to have unavailable resources for a shut off notice in the US. I'd imagine anything civilized east is even slightly smarter.
Ass. Helping so many you'd be well aware of even half hidden community resources. Fuck your thread.
Sup Forumsrothers, I don’t know what else to do. I’m shit ass broke and need money for my heroin, have a family of four but my addiction comes first, and my water is about to be shut off so please just give me your money. I’m praying for a miracle or maybe a little dope: paypal.me/AYmous840
Please remember to help me. I need your money!
You guys are my only friends.. feel bad for me...
Tl;dr // I don’t give a shit
I’m a substance user AMA
>protip
Get a different fucking job you nigger. If it's so bad why not re choose your fate. Like the guy at Wal-Mart. That's not bad. You re a bait cuck op
i support your drug edition
>check paypal
That was stupid of me.
I just got to work - let me settle in and will deliver.
Send what you want, if nothing at all...
Why do I feel so guilty?
Lies!
Deliver and I'll flex my generosity muscles.
Give me a couple of minutes?
I’ve never done this before, and it reminds me of the type I was raped by my ex-girlfriend.
..which is another story entirely.
*time
...
I’ve been through this song and dance for years. I was so glad to get off welfare because I felt like a leach on society.
I was so excited, but welfare doesn’t take into account what you get taxed per pay check, so it actually made it harder for me to live and provide.
The system is fucked, buddy.
Op delivers!
>living in the civilized world
>getting the water shut off
Wew!
You didn't make a fuckton of kids you can't pay for like dumbfuck OP
Prove it.
A wife and two kids.
Didn’t think it was going to be like this..
All right, op, we need to clarify something.
Helping is a good thing, but if you give away too much that you end up broke it means you're helping too much, learn the difference between helping and hurting your family.
If those peoples need help the gov will take care of them, don't try to replace the welfare because the governemnt can get in debt as he likes, if you get in debt you'll need to repay it.
How would you like me to?
I’m open to it
The feedback is very much appreciated, and the feedback from the previous posters have been good, and I will sincerely follow the advice.
However, first and foremost, I need to get out of this hole
(´Д｀。)
>I’m a substance abuse counselor
and youre begging for money lol who ever hired you is insane.
Welcome to America.
Post pics of shitty home so we know you're not lying.
I’m at work
keep working ask for over time and fuckk off
Test
Post pic of work then fagget
geey
Ugl ugl!
I’m on salary
And I’m already 40+ hours a week, and work holidays.
I’m not going to post where I work because that would jeopardize my patients to some degree.
Here is my substance abuse stuff on my bookshelf, though.
We have to go deeper OP!
This is no quality sharpie in pooper execution..
Seriously?
Do I really have to?
This. If we don't see the hole you don't get no dough.
Yes. I'm willing to help but we gotta get our keks first.
I don’t know if I can go any deeper
We are all poorfags you greedy cunt! Fuck off!
Also, I’m about to go in a session. Keep this thread alive for an hour?