Vocaroo Thread!
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>OP will voice anything that gets dubs
>beyond that, shorter requests get quicker replies
>other anons encouraged to join in too!
>lewd/fucked up requests always okay
Vocaroo Thread!
Wyatt Taylor
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Lucas James
What is good?
sadboy cute vaporwave girl reportin' in
Grayson Miller
it's me sci
hello!
Dominic Rodriguez
Christian Gutierrez
Gotta bunch of people that got animosity towards black guys cause their dicks are bigger than them. These are guys that are jealous, cause they don't carry, they don't possess, BBC. They don't possess that GOD GENE that's involved in these black men out here.
Keep getting jealous while your wife asks for CUCK-HOLDS. While your girlfriends ask for CUCK-HOLDS and WISH that they could get FUCKED by these African warriors with these huge BBCs that could pipe them down to the point where they could FEEL each and every last spectacle of their pussies getting VIBRATED and THRUSTED until the orgasm just SPEWS out. Keep saying NIGGER, keep saying BLACK.
Come on you CUCK-HOLDS! You love it! You love this shit! I’ll be that monkey. I’ll be that monkey. Yup, with a BBC. Enjoy it. Have your woman take this dick. She’s imagining a HUGE Black Cock. Why do you think your bitches get huge dildos!?
You guys don’t possess the BBC gene. That’s why you’re upset. No BBC equals anger. You’re upset, you’re mad at these African Cocks. These Rhino Dicks. That’s why you guys like saying nigger so much. I get it.
Lincoln Scott
Dad, please, i dont want to do this anymore.
you promised i wouldnt have to after my birthday
it hurt really bad
Hunter James
I actually have recorded this before.
I'll record it in a dumb voice. A sec.
Eli Fisher
Evan Gutierrez
Do this one fam
Noah Long
Kayden Hall
Tyler Miller
>vocaroo.com
thanks for voicing a fine Dalauan Sparrow rant
Ryan Smith
I will pay you to say me stuff
Luis Sullivan
tell me*
Jacob Collins
thanks that was really fun
Gabriel Diaz
honk honk!
-sci
Ryan Diaz
pastebin com/Bt8KmtJu
I'll wait.
Cooper Davis
Gib coins
Or just request shit here nigga
fiverr.com
You're welcome. You reminded me that I have more Eric Andre to watch
Isaac Morgan
Revy! It's been a minute!
Can you do a teen-complaining-about-stuff voice? ilu bb
"They put these stupid 'living' underwear on me, and they're SO ANNOYING. They suck onto me and I can't pull 'em off! In the middle is this big, like, tongue-thing, and it licks me over and over. Ugh! My cunt is so sore and I can't stop stupid coming!"
Ian Smith
''Haallo liebe leute''
Justin Wilson
Henlo there, would love to hear this one from you.
”Why are we still here… Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg, and my arm… and even my fingers… The body I’ve lost… and the comrades I’ve lost… It won’t stop hurting, like they’re all still there… You feel it too, don’t you?
Brody Cook
his show is the filthy frank of TV i love it!
Justin Turner
how about just general screams, muffled screams, moans and pleading as though you were being raped by someone named chris? im talking pleading for your life too, maybe ended with the sounds youd make while being stabbed to death/having your throat ripped out?
Alexander Davis
ХУЙ
Dylan Powell
dude this is weird lol
i mean i get why people like it i guess
but what the heck haha
Ethan James
This kinda will happen
Owen Cox
I love you user, i love you so much and i will always be with you.
just
Parker Rogers
This is a fucking video, to some fat FUCK on youtube named Boogie 29 88. Now, I'm tired of this FAT FUCK popping up in all my search engineS when I'm looking for a FUCKING workout video. I don't give a FUCK about the aftermath from any of you Boogie fans that feel sorry for this greasy FUCK.
Mason Martinez
I'm a stupid nigger
Camden Kelly
Thomas White
Oops wrong recording
Camden Smith
When I was in school I used to have an IQ of 15. My classmates used to harass me for not being that smart. But since 2013, my life has changed. My IQ is now 195 and it increases by 5 every time I sit down on Saturday nights to watch this one show. It is called Rick and Morty. Because of that, I get all the girls and people are always comparing me to Albert Einstein, some even say that I am the cure for cancer. When the government found out that I watch Rick and Morty, they showed up to my residence and took me to a secret facility to take an exam. The exam was about explaining all the jokes in Rick and Morty and I had to answer each question in all currently spoken languages. Since I watched Rick and Morty, I didn't have any problems and I completed it in 30 minutes. The next day, I got to see the results and I passed the exam with a score of 100%. They gave me the title "Smartest Man in Existence". Guess I am out of this world.
Owen Myers
''Zigeuner sind das beste was jemals geschaffen wurde.''
Jayden Jackson
i cummed
Robert Johnson
I need a second to compose myself
Jace Jones
Hey, it's Revyfag. It's been a while, how've you been?
Gavin Barnes
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Jason Moore
Carson Lewis
That is a good way to put it
I like Eric Andre more though
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Anthony Scott
Kevin Bell
can i get a comforting
"its gonna be okay, hang on"?
Robert Perry
Hahahaha that's really funny, you have a cute voice
Zachary Nelson
Eli Thomas
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Fight reality user
Mason Collins
Say, "GET DOWN MOTHERFUCKERS, THIS IS A ROBBERY!" with your rudest voice
Luke Gray
David Myers
Can you do the Rick and Morty Copypasta?
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
Carson Edwards
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
John Carter
Sweet, this will be fun.
Levi Richardson
Thomas Sanchez
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil and i am global elite 2. Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil and i am global elite 2.
William Jenkins
MY DUDE! Thanks :>
Can you do this one in a soft, domme-y voice:
"There we go, breathe it all in. Let it seep into that defenseless little brain of yours.
Aww... you hate it so much but you're addicted, aren't you? You don't even care, it feels good. That's it, take some more."
Bentley Rogers
Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun.
Ethan Davis
Aaron Butler
roll
Parker Roberts
checked
James Ortiz
Good shit.
You FAT fucking disgusting ASS smelling. BLOB. Cheese drinkig. Crisco bathing. LARD gargling. CALORIE THIEVING. (move close to the mic) Cabbage patch face having (back to normal distance). Dr Robotnick looking. Wingstop eating. Mcdonalds gorging. T Rex arm having. Non vegetable eating. Cook with a George Foreman grill just to drink out the drip tray. WIDE LOAD. Hungry hungry hippo. PLANET. Pretending to have fucking a thyroid problem. Whale slash free willy. Part bus, Yokozuna. Flubber. (try audible fill cheeks with air, pause for a seccond then exhale audibly) Kirby. Salad dodger. Chair crusher. Butter ball. Go to Subway but put everything on it. Michelin man. Happy because Hostest is back in business motherfucker.
Brody Green
Elijah Cook
Do you wanna call? Femanon here with discord, I'd be happy to comfort you and help you through whatever's going on. I'd record a vocaroo for you too, but I'm not OP and mobile doesn't support vocaroo sadly.
Xavier Brooks
Can you say "I love you and I miss you" please
Logan Foster
Landon Howard
moan or somthing
Adrian Flores
"hola amigos como estan, me gustan mucho la destrucción masiva"
Daniel Perry
I am also offering my discord to you in hopes of cheering all the sad anons here looking for a voice of comfort
Brandon Jackson
Please record queefs, it's my fetish. Wet pussy sounds are good too
Colton James
Praying on the weak aren't you
Hunter Taylor
Bentley Wilson
say this op, i rolled dubs
Dominic Martin
Rev I missed you. How's are your boobs?
Caleb Jackson
See
Benjamin Lopez
How about some Gurren Lagann quotes? Any of the following, dealer's choice:
"Your drill is the drill that will pierce the heavens!"
"We evolve, beyond the person that we were a minute before. Little by little, we advance with each turn. That's how a drill works! "
"Goodbye, Father. I will face tomorrow."
"So this is the power of the spiral... Not bad, not bad at all..."
"Later... Buddy..."
Eli Thomas
cat hat, in french, chat chapeau. In spanish, el gato in a sombrero. he's a cat in a hat, he's a chat in a chapeau, he's also is a gato in a sombrero.
Nathaniel Myers
J...joe-chkoe!!! Don't pull out!!!
Jaxon Mitchell
Gabriel Murphy
Ethan Ward
>"praying"
Christian Rivera
"Are you listening? Okay. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha', I hurt people. I'm a force of nature. If you were from where I was from, you'd be fucking dead."
Brandon Cox
Thanks, but I just find shit like that cute.
William Peterson
Put your discord down
Carter Davis
Also, your cat is adorable.
Jonathan Butler
More pervy memes
"I visited her at school. You should have seen her: sweating profusely, fidgeting...
She pulled me aside without hesitation, begging for me to let her off. She ripped open my blouse and got on her knees and fucking dove in without me saying a word. Appetite can make you a ravenous eater...
You should have seen her, looking up at me with her lips glistening, just saying 'please let me come' again and again. Like I owed her a favor for eating me out. The look on her face when I said 'no'…"
Charles Hill
Say, "Let me tell you about the jews."
Carson Rodriguez
I can do a pretty mean italian mobster voice, gimme something to say.
Adrian Reyes
Easton Nelson
Okie dokie! PBandSkellie#3415
Oh goodness, I wish he was my cat. It's just a cute kitty I found!
Ah, well I'm glad to hear you don't need the help! Sounds like you're already doing well (:
Nathaniel Peterson
Rolling for "Hello faggot."
That's all I want to hear, wud be pretti lmao tbh fam dank.
Robert Lopez
you sound p cute tbh
>daddy pleeeeease...
Kayden Ward
Luis Bell
"A major thing that turns me off JRPGs, and a lot of games in general, is when I don't feel that I, as a player, am contributing anything to the story. All I ever seem to do is wheel the characters from one whingy boring dialogue to the next. Events are driven by their actions, not mine. All I am is a little angry id who takes over for the combat, spending the rest of the time jumping up and down in the back of the main character's mind yanking on nerve endings, trying to make him stop acting like a pillock."
Jace Russell
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)
Spend three racks on a new chain (yuh)
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh (ooh)
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name (brr, yuh)
I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring (ooh)
Rather go and buy Balmains (brr)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)
Spend three racks on a new chain (huh?)
My bih love do cocaine, ooh (brr)
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name, yuh (yuh, yuh)
I can't buy no bitch no wedding ring, ooh (nope)
Rather go and buy Balmains, ayy (brr)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)
Mason Reed
Lol please say this Op I've been searching for Vocaroo threads for DAYSSSSSS Just to hear people say crazy shit
Caleb Gonzalez
Nicholas Roberts
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Robert Nelson
It was quite the feat, yet I managed to fap to all three.
Ian Smith
I hear you fucking your wife upstairs. It gets me so wet. I'v been rubbing my pussy all day, just wishing I could take her place. I'm about to cum!
Michael Martinez
roll
Juan Brown
Matthew Turner
''U...um.....Joe Coe??? I...i've seen you jacking off before...''
(iswearitisnotfapmaterialimjustprankingafriend)
John Bennett