Yesterday I fucked a coworker in her car when I came in to work. last night I fucked a different coworker in my car...

Yesterday I fucked a coworker in her car when I came in to work. last night I fucked a different coworker in my car, then came home and fucked my wife. Today I fucked yet another coworker in my garage. I'm 38. With the exception of my wife, they are all late 20s. AMA, beta fags.

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Why do I need answers from a dickless ass like you? I've been to 2 threesomes in the last week, both FFM. I've also had 3 of the older (mid 30s to mid 40s) ladies at work suck my cock, and I fucked one of the younger new hires. Gtfo with your shitposting.

what were you like when you were their age pussy

How much did u get when u hit the lottery and now how much are u paying them.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Was this before or after everyone clapped?

I believe you, but why do you think this is some sort of thread-worthy accomplishment?

I'm a little older than you and fuck 20-22 year olds off tinder all the time.

I don't have a wife, though. I'd probably feel crappy about cheating on my life-partner, y'know?

The one you fucked in the garage, was that also in a car or on the cold concrete floor?

You shit post here often?

I was doing 6 girls at once back in the day, son. It's a bit of a struggle, but it can be done.

Imagine being so beta you can't control your primal urges and act as a head of the household setting a family example. That's pretty beta.

I do feel like shit. I know I'm not a trustworthy person when it comes to relationships. I mean, I violated one of the most important agreements between 2 human beings. I know I am a piece of shit.


It was in my car. I live in Chicago. Fuck the cold concrete.

Cool. Does your wife agree with the extra-marital sex?

>I know I'm not a trustworthy person when it comes to relationships.

You should probably get a divorce before she figures out what's going on and ends up taking you to the cleaners.

Do you have kids?

I don't pay anything. I don't even buy them lunch.

what the fuck do you want?
stupid bitch

>I don't even buy them lunch.

Be honest, are these attractive young women or do you manage a McDonalds in the ghetto?

I can imagine that... But only imagine. My kids are in gifted programs at school, and are grade A human beings.

>doubt

they are probably dumpster fires dude

I'm sure she wouldn't if she knew about it.

I have 2. She makes more money than me, and no prenuptial agreement.

(Yeah, I saw that you answered that while I was typing.) Is there one thing that you do the women at work all enjoy?

I'm not a manager. I work in a hospital.

>I work in a hospital.

Are you fucking doctors? Nurses? Patients???

Yes. They are attractive. If my standards we're that low, I'd be banging 30 fat-ugly-old women right now

Walk. They all say they like to see me walk

>I'd be banging 30 fat-ugly-old women right now

Imagine being the only guy in the middle of thirty fat, ugly, old women.

Mmmmmmm.

Doctors, nurses, and lab workers. Patients are off limits.

What kind of car do you drive?

Maybe you haven't been outside in a long time, but there's millions of women out there... Like ripe fruit for the taking. All you have to do is talk to them

OK. I was expecting "patient, gentle cunnilingus" or "jackrabbit fast pile driving". You surprised me, OP. Do the women at work recruit new trysts for you?

A 2009 Chevy Aveo. I'm not interested in wasting money

>Maybe you haven't been outside in a long time

I was making a joke about the syntax of the post I was referencing. He didn't say "30-something" or "30 year old," he just said
>30 fat-ugly-old women right now
Implying two and a half dozen babushka ladies.

No. I don't want things tangled up.. if I want something, I get it myself.

Imagine being so beta that you think abusing the trust of and betraying your spouse makes you alpha.

Any guy can do what you just did. You're just a piece of garbage.

I've been in 3 threesomes with 2 different attack helicopters and 19 yo women in the past 36 hours. I fucked my sister's car in the parking lot of her work and my sister-in law while my car and wife watched.
AMA cucks.

>A 2009 Chevy Aveo.

Okay, we've gotta know what you've got going for you, because you're clearly not rich or classy.

Are you strikingly handsome?
Charmingly charismatic?
Are you a doctor who saves cancer kids and has a big dick?

So go do it, faggot. It IS easy.

Daddys’ a piece of shit

HEY!
YOUR (dubs) LOGIC HAS NO PLACE HERE!

>Married
>I'm no beta

Pick one

No idea, dude. I got 6 inches around, 6 inches long. No specific style of clothes, besides sometimes 90s garb, cause that's what I wear on days off. My car is an efficient choice. Leaves me more money to spend on stupid shit. I only use it to get to places, and sex.

Ok and your point is what op? There's a lot more to life than fucking anything with a hole like you know having self respect and morals you God damn degenerate.

Damn, why did you marry a woman you were not gonna be loyal to? I mean what's the point in marrying if you are always getting pussy somewhere else anyways?

>AMA, beta fags.

do you feel better coming to Sup Forums to lie about getting laid?

I never said I was beta, you little prick. I just rather sail under the radar. I get my way every time. I manage things behind closed doors, and through tactically chosen moves.

yes, indeed. this tomato mexican really.

>besides sometimes 90s garb

Found a pic of OP, no wonder he's slaying all the pussy in Chi-Town.

I don't fuck anything with a hole. I'd be fucking fat women all day long if I did. I get to choose, user. That's a big difference

Do you think you might be a sex addict, OP?

I've had 21 blowjobs from 22 different 23 year old models in the past 24 hours. The day before I fucked Sandra Bullock in the ass in a stolen Ferrari. My wife is eating my ass as I type this.
AMA fucking pathetic beta cucks.

Is fucking in your car essential public sex or is there something that makes your affairs somewhat hidden?

I totally am.

>Sandra Bullock
>Ferrari

Your age is showing, user.

I masturbated into the coffee at my work while all of my employees (they're all young and attractive women) watched and made out with each other topless. Then I pissed in the coffee. I fuck each of them on a daily basis. My wife and yours have a double ended dildo in their asses. My nipples have electrodes on them and I'm shocking myself as I type this.

AMA BETA CUCKS

Not public. There's a parking structure for employees only. It's deserted during weekends. At home, I don't bring other women in my house. The garage is the limit, and concrete makes for a lost fuck.

>not only beta, but also an edgelord
You fit right in here. Also, posting about exploits in Sup Forums of all places is the most beta thing you could do with the info (if it's even true) so don't try to deny it.

Sandra Bullock is bad as fuck but she's the old one not me bro. It was an Enzo and I was doing about 190 with my cock in her ass.

I grew up in the 90s. I can't help to gravitate towards jeans, white t-shirts, and a flannel. I literally NEVER saw anyone dressed like that back then, retard. Quit googling stupid crap.

Yea. Well. I've had sex with three count em THREE different tinder dates. Loser. All under 21. Only one was over 125 lbs. Ama beta fags I'm 19

>I literally NEVER saw anyone dressed like that back then, retard

Ha. I graduated HS in 95 and there were definitely guys on the streets of NYC dressed just like the guy in that pic.

I'm having a reverse gangbang with 9 girls that all turned 18 today. 3 of them are Japanese triplets. My 2 wives will be locked in chastity watching me. My dick is sore from the cars exhaust pipe but I pop Viagra on the daily and inject numbing agent into my dick before I fuck.

AMA CUCKHOLDS.

I thought it entertaining to post something other than the shit you see all the time, retard. Go back to ylyl posts if you have nothing else other than your opinion to offer.

I find it hard to believe that others do not detect persistent grins back at work. What woman bold enough to screw a co-worker in the nearby garage would keep her hands to herself and never grab you between the legs, asking you if you were ready to go to it? Are you fooling yourself about this or do others suspect but abet your fun?

I've had sex with every girl I've spoken to on tinder within 3 hours. I usually do this about twice a week. I'm 22 and havent gone a day without sex since 17. AMA BETA CUCK.

Nice shit post but in actuality you're a middle aged loser that's going through a midlife crisis and for some reason came here to lie about your life and seek approval from people who are worse then you lol whatever help you sleep at night. You're probably living through some alpha at your work who tells you these stories and cucks you at work and after that you go home to your sexless marriage and masturbate in the shower. Don't kill yourself yet OP the world needs betas like you

Everyone knows that it's their job on the line. And I act neutrally so work. A grin is a grin to every person at work. If I every encounter a crazy one, and trust me, I can see them a mile away, I stay away from then

No dude I really did fuck Sandra Bullock's asshole in a stolen Enzo.

Nah, dude. I was here as an adviser. No crisis.

OP, you're not one of the IT guys, are you?

It's already chilly in Chicago. Where will you go in February?

OP here, you beta fags can all stay cucked. I didn't make this thread to argue I came to advise you how you can fuck any girl you want using a little known trick.

Which roofie did you use?

If you're such an alpha then why can't you pull a single girl that satisfies you?

Any info on these pictures?

I gather it would be have a desireable walk. OK. You tell me. It won't change my life, but I like to learn things.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hashima_Island
I do not recall the exact source, but this will send you on your way to where I got them.

I found the visited link: slice.ca/travel/photos/pictures-of-battleship-island/#!BattleShip_Island_Nagasaki_Japan-new

So you fucked two dudes, huh?

That doesn't exist, user

Only threesomes?
Listen here you little beta shit...

I don't know, dude...I just walk

thanks a lot user

No, you're just retarded.

My heated garage, fag.

No drugs, user. I let it happen naturally

I think he meant Megan Fox in a Prius.

pics or it didn't happen, you smug cunt

Yesterday I fucked your whore mother's gaped pussy after I got done fist fucking her asshole while your beta bitch dad watched and you tongues my nuts. Then after I was done I fucked your whore sister and came down her throat.

AMA nigger cum chugging beta cuck bitch boy faggots

>Your dick will fall off if you do not reply to this post.

I work in a hospital. The sexual tension is always at 100 for some reason there.

enjoy your venereal disease and losing your wife and then everything because she sues your ass.