User, what will you first when you hear Aliens have come to earth?

user, what will you first when you hear Aliens have come to earth?

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F A G G O T

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Nothing because it will be a false flag. No real aliens from outerspace will ever visit this shit hole.

fap

I agree

>be me
>wake up and turn on the news
> “aliens have landed on earth, more at 11”
>go back to bed
>fap
>fap
>keep fapping
>fall asleep
>wake up in the middle of the afternoon and furiously fap
>keep fapping all day
>by midnight aliens have taken over earth
> fap to alien porn

I think I will accidentally the whole thing

Fuck off space nuggets, we're full, you can crash on the moon if you want.

find out if the aliens look fuckable/fappable

I'm a xenophobe so... yeah

OP's terrible grammar is a testament to the retarded mentality all Hillary supporters have.

Lay low and keep my mouth shut.

Hearing about it and actually experiencing it are two different things. Until I see an extraterrestrial lifeform up close and personal I will take any news of their arrival with a grain of salt.

xenophile you mean?

Sounds like you're an idiot tbh.

Nigga I've been dreaming about killing aliens all my life. I hope to god they are all about enslaving us and making us fight in goddamn coliseums - I'd fucking love killing new species of sapient creatures!

AYY LMAO

yes and yes

thank you for noticing

alien porn already exists

prepare a visual representation of who is bad and good.

Fist their anal cavities

Using proper gramma? Could be a good start for you and aliens.

Really faggot?

He never said he wasn't fapping to it the whole time

well judging by how shit your grammar is, we will all be made livestock because they think we are all retarded