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>Countdown to Bahrain GP sessions:
F1Countdown.com

>Session times in your time:
F1Calendar.com

>/f1/ Fantasy League:
FantasyGP.com
League Passcode: 9637387

>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 43 points
=. Lewis Hamilton 43 points
3. Max Verstappen 25 points
4. Valtteri Bottas 23 points
5. Kimi Räikkönen 22 points

>News:
Turkish GP to return
Alonso will miss out on the Monaco GP to race in the Indy 500 instead

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independent.co.uk/sport/motor-racing/lewis-hamilton-claims-he-wouldnt-want-to-win-in-the-same-way-as-sebastian-vettel-following-his-8835157.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Streams:

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F2 (GP2) practice on at the moment!

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beautiful digits lad

In for Anime and OPs triple dubs

le pink car maymay is growing

digits confirm ferrari 1-2

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>inb4 Finland loses again

Anyone got a link to a sky feed?

t. blind cunt

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perkele desu

nth for lewis hamilton
2017 WDC
2018 WDC
2019 WDC
2020 WDC
2021 WDC
can you imagine how ripped and tattooed his gorgeous caramel body would be then?
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~

>racing
>sport

>turkey
>country

>roaches
>animals

>GP2/F2
>if a driver wins the championship, they're not allowed to return
>Prema is given car number 1 because their driver won the championship last year

Pretty stupid imo.

>something
>something else

C R A C K E D
R
A
C
K
E
D

>concept
>classifcation of concept

wtf I hate F2 now

when are the GP2 races?
Do they still do two per weekend?

They won't be having a race for a long time i'm afraid.

are the F2 cars last years F1 cars but with shark fins?

So the losers are allowed to continue in single seaters and the winner is banished to 12/24 hour GT races against literal whos in toothpasteland or somewhere?

There is a timezone converter on fiaformula2.com/

>pic related
>east coast AU times

Who we rate this year in FormulaKino?

Not used to seeing this track in daylight.

Sometimes it's worse.

Gio the Nazi lost last year and was banished to drive a Sauber and ruin his career.

>tfw gonna miss quali and race

t. only saw hybrid era

>no F1 to look forward to
>thereby nothing to live for

How will you not kill yourself, user?

JB IS BACK BOYS!

Was Hamilton always Catholic or did he convert because of Senna? Hamilton is surely a Protestant name?

>tfw you thought the chemo worked
>tfw the cancer comes back

[understeer intensifies]

what a surprise, i was expecting giodude
also
>""""reacting"""" to shit on fb

TRACTORCUNT

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>liking this

Actually forget that,
hollowverse.com/lewis-hamilton/
>Hamilton was baptized into the Catholic church at the age of two, and has been a devout Catholic ever since

Also a twitch to add to that

hmza221

Good to see they picked his thrilled face for the article

F2 graphics > F1 graphics

cheeky fuck

>Leviticus 19:28 "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the Lord."

>yfw you know you'll retire on lap 2

His smile and optimism: Gone

how many skanks has he been with since quiting F1?

>mfw you think he will pass the alchol test before getting into the car

>tfw have to ride a train for two hours with a seatless ticket after I had to wait an extra hour anyway because my usual train was sold out

Drug test might be interesting though.
Shit can stay in your system for months...

>pic related

Gimi will win.

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Just watching the press conferences
Lewis had to stop himself from being a cunt
>I have answered that question several times since this season started... well I blah blah blah

Good to see he is working on how he treats the press

it's a thread of repeating digits

>absolutely no grip whatsoever
>massive understeer
>my feet hurt

Glad they changed the graphics. The old ones were fucking shit.

really wish they would swap to a dark background with light text like in F1 though because dark text on light is not as easy to read.

Kimi has finished 2nd at Bahrain the past two years - if anyone here bets, he's @2 for a podium finish if you look around, and @6~7 for fastest lap.

>Jenson Button is now forced to drive that shitty McLaren Honda in Monaco

I wonder who they're holding hostage. His kids, wife?

>kids
you mean dogs

God damn Zak Brown holding his doggos hostage

; _ ;

That's a thing Ron Benis would actually do tbfqh

1 bong lads

What do you reckon he did in there?

masturbated?

>paddock uncut
>uncut

What do the Jews at Sky Sports F1 mean by this.

checking the atmospheric pressure among other things

i love how he clearly thinks he's some kind of big bond villain or something
poor guy
he's on a whole different level to the other guys

tedward kerravitz is actually uncut.

not born in a jew country of course he isnt

Cut >uncut

Missed the F2 practice, anything interesting happened?

for cleaning only.

literally everything else is uncut>cut

Cleaning is literally an added 0.01 seconds of work. Only legit reason is to shed weight for racing.

>literally everything else is uncut>cut

You now remember that there are actually cucks on Sup Forums who watch Formula 1 on Hamilton TV instead of based Channel4/Eir Sports.

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>American
>kike
It's just another ((coincidence)) isn't it?

Vettel P2 1:31.864 - cut
Bottas P3 1:31.865 - uncut

Reminder that Ricciardo was beaten by Narain Karthikeyan.

Source for Vettels dick status

>not actually having foreskin
I'm sorry sex (assuming you have experienced it) is not pleasurable for you.

VET is obviously cut. BOT may just have a cock like an anteater.

>VET is obviously cut
uncut*

Button racing in Monaco

Are we in for a meme night?

Thanks for that old news update

The civilized world is in for a meme afternoon

It's time

15 bings

Toplul

>Ted still so assblasted about Nico winning last year that he tries to take a shot at him in a Lewis interview
>he phrases it in a way that pisses off Lewis, and gets a rustled response

youtube.com/watch?v=ppg8zjkk9Do&t=694


Bonus lul after that @ Lewis claiming he NEVER shit on Vettel for having a dominant car at Red Bull.
>independent.co.uk/sport/motor-racing/lewis-hamilton-claims-he-wouldnt-want-to-win-in-the-same-way-as-sebastian-vettel-following-his-8835157.html

snacks not ready yet damnit

Kek at the Ted bit.

>Hamilton is catholic
wew this surprised me a bit desu

Ted really is a retard

>all this whining about the heat from the sky nerds
>it's only 36

Who /drinking/ here? And what?

Second can of Sandels beer for me right now to be quite honest family

ARE YE READY KIDS!?

anyone got a non-ace link?

Good Friday lad, I'm not a filthy heathen so none for me