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Previous thread: News:

>Marlon Moraes to make UFC debut
mmafighting.com/2017/4/13/15296786/marlon-moraes-vs-raphael-assuncao-slated-for-ufc-212

>Johnson appealing result of DC fight for some retarded reason
mmajunkie.com/2017/04/despite-appeal-anthony-johnson-says-he-doesnt-want-daniel-cormier-stripped-of-the-belt

>Whittaker on fight with Jacare
mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ufc-on-fox-24s-robert-whittaker-on-ronaldo-jacare-souza-thank-god-its-not-a-jiu-jitsu-match

>Jacare probably not going to Lellashit any time soon
mmafighting.com/2017/4/13/15295880/jacare-souza-very-close-on-new-ufc-deal-calls-michael-bispings-reign-a-disaster

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/B1mVbcy27yo
mma-core.com/videos/Lando_Vannata_vs_David_Teymur_Full_Fight_UFC_209_Replay_Part_1/10167088
mmafighting.com/2017/4/13/15295540/robert-whittaker-ufc-on-fox-24-open-workout-scrum-video
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

why do the mods only care about early threads when spergOP makes them

Hurricane Burgos is one of our guys. Went to my high school, friends with my brother. Hell of a guy

he seems like a good guy, and he's both technically skilled and has an exciting style
my newest boy

Was Oliveira the best grappler in Featherweight?

Will Will Brooks ever beat a man named Oliveira?

this card is insane
the last 6 fights on the card could all headline a fight night

Bantamweight is spicy as fuck. There are so many fun fights to make there.
>Cody
>almeida
>moraes
>lineker
>Dilly
>Rivera

Cruz is still around too, though I honestly wouldn't mind if he retired and became a full-time commentator simply because he does such a good job as a commentator

Sergio Pettis
Cody maybe
Aldo
Tony/Pettis
Jorge Masvidal
Moose
Jimi
Reem
JJ
Nunes

Yeah, he has some good boxing and heavy hands. I'm a little concerned about a few things (leaving the lead leg and chin out/still hasn't been tested on the ground), but he'll definitely make every fight exciting if he can, that's for sure.

How happy will you be when this happens again at UFC 213

Jesscia Andrade
Amanda Nunes
Germaine De Randamie
Magomed Bibulatov
Dominick Cruz
Mirsad Bektic
Khabib Nurmagomedov
Lorenz Larkin
Jacare Souza
Misha Cirkunov
Josh Barnett

fuck cruz's commentary, 90% of the time it's just him talking about his own career

>anything in the fight happens
>"well as a former champion myself joe..."

Why does anyone ever talk about Conor giving up his back to Nate so he could get tapped out instead of tko'd?

>NEVER BEEN FINISHED WITH STRIKES YEH. CHIN LIKE IRON YEH

Can someone tell me what was wrong with DC weigh in? Haven't people used towels before?

Maybe because it was over a year ago?
People talked about it a lot after 196.
>so you're a wrestler now?

your daily reminder that dc is the real mma goat.

it's not like that at all, m8
in fact, I can't recall a single instance of him mentioning his career while commentating a fight
most of the time, he's accurately breaking down the techniques the fighters are using and providing professional insight on what's happening in the fight as it happens and what may happen after that

he's unironically the best commentator the UFC has right now

He was dominated by Pettis.

>dominated by Pettis
oh shut the fuck up

>Eddie on prelims now

This is kinda sad.

>Dominick Cruz
>Mirsad Bektic
>Khabib Nurmagomedov
>Lorenz Larkin
>Jacare Souza
You legit just like watching men lay on each other

If he didn't shoot, he would have survived round 2 just fine as he survived round 3 in the rematch.

talk about selective memory, jesus
the first round was very close, but I would personally say Pettis won it
Oliveira was soundly outgrappling Pettis in the second, and was doing the same in the third until he got careless and got caught in a guillotine

Fresh delbedded
youtu.be/B1mVbcy27yo

One of you Floridians needs to make an appearance in an episode. Sign the liability form,

P.s. I'm looking at you Springsbro.

that is the gayest most fedora list of boys ive ever seen

Pettis escaped back mount literally over and over again like it was nothing, and then subbed him.

I think like 50% of heem said Teymur was going to win

Who is somebody that most people have counted out that you think still has a title run in them?

>the state of you
have you ever seen Cruz or Larkin fight
do you know who Josh Barnett is

>gayest most feodra
I don't give a fuck what a middle schooler thinks about my taste in boys, pham

The entire division was dominated by pettis

Sergio

It was just me and maybe one or two other anons, you can search the archives if you want
Keep grasping for straws

Your gimick is getting kind of annoying now, even im starting to get bored of it

Vanatta is a meme
He's got the Uriah Hall problem of relying way too much on unorthodox exotic techniques instead of just basic, tried-and-true methods with the occasional spinning shit thrown in for spice

Not grasping straws just telling the truth, it wasn't that special.

swede was saying it way before you as well

And a second one

what are you on about

Where are you getting these slips from
I do remember Sweden saying that he would win, but I don't think he did before me
Doesn't really matter, tho

>implying teymoor won

The argument is that DC rested his arms on the towel that was being suspended by the two guys holding it up. Rather than let the towel drop to the floor they held it in place. By resting his arms on the towel the two guys consequently offloaded some of DC's bodyweight from the scale.

Towels are fine, resting your arms on them isn't.

>cormier btfo

cormier vs lenny openweight
rich vs schaub openweight
lithcuck vs estonia 160
bangladesh vs dockdwarf 135

book that shit

Wow wake up to this gay sh*t

>un-underhooks

Awful list

>TJ knocking anyone out
Howling at this casual

Absolutely awful

This

Landos not good
Neithers Teymur

>middle schooler


Are you that autist from the discord?

Hold up im gonna make a new thread that isn't complete shit

Watch the fight, you mong
Round 1 was close, but he won two by a clear margin and undoubtedly took round 3
29-28 Teymur at worst, imo

mma-core.com/videos/Lando_Vannata_vs_David_Teymur_Full_Fight_UFC_209_Replay_Part_1/10167088

...

Gimmick implies a level of self awareness.

>Where are you getting these slips from
My bet account

>Doesn't really matter tho
So why do you keep posting it?
You also missed out on Masvidal who was the most obvious underdog as of recently. 50/50 for you
@me when you predict a real surprise.

Anyone else getting paid by some fuckass "employer" to do jack shit and just post on /heem/ all night?

you're such a faggot just stfu for once in your damn life. the threads were great until you came back with your autism

>my bet account
doubt.png

if you got the fight at 2.5-1 odds and made a single straight bet, why would you make a second straight bet at worse odds instead of putting the money into the first bet

Yeah I don't know what they expect me to accomplish but shitposting and watching Arrested Development for a paycheck is okay by me

Will Horror Gucchi win at Rizin 5?

replace 2.5 with 2.9

I hadn't been paid yet so I just used the 6 pound left in my account. The fiver was a free bet and then I put some more on when I got paid

>doubt
Only doubt is how you'll hold up lad

OI AUTIST

you still got me blocked lol?
Hope I didn't hurt you and memer lemur to bad

>these are the posts of someone whose not upset and haven't been triggered by me
Hmm

New

are you autistic?

just filter it
giving it attention won't help things

To keep this post on topic, do you think Misha Cirkunov has what it takes to eventually win the title, now that Rumble is gone?

Would you fucking calm down?

Win the title, probably not, but he can probably break top 5

I see him beating Shogun, Teixeira and Manuwa at least. Alex and DC are a step ahead though, their games are more complete.

Is Dominican Crust a good fighter?

can the mods ban these two losers? its fascinating how two autists can ruin a thread so hard.

100%
If they banned the swede and sperg op heem would be good

He's one of only a tiny handful of good prospects, but he's way too green to be a serious contender. Give him a year or two and we'll see.

Looks like Mark Hunt is slated to fight Derrick Lewis in June.

*the stench of body odor fills the thread*

Mad cuz ur moms a fan?

>Cruickshank
>Horiguchi
>Kawajiri
>Aliakbari
>RENA
I'm unironically hype for Rizin lads
I never thought the day would come but this is actually a good card

When is it?

>natty aliakbari is back
yaas

good morning to everyone

casual: the list

Good morning.

piss criedwoman btfo

>memes and super serious grapplers
>trying this hard
so true

>holly voted for drumpf
lost
>kennedy voted for drumpf
lost
>cowoby voted for drumpf
lost
>wonderboy voted for drumpf
lost
>weidman voted for drumpf
lost

lmao pathetic

...

>flag
>drumpf

lmao pathetic

who is your most appreciated female UFC fighter?

mmafighting.com/2017/4/13/15295540/robert-whittaker-ufc-on-fox-24-open-workout-scrum-video

Robert Whittaker on fighting 'Jacare' Souza: 'Thank God it's not a jiu-jitsu match'

Do we have a webm of Jones' crotch chop to DC?

pull it up on fightpass

Is Brendan Schaub a good fighter?

Rogan ruined his career he could have been a top LHW right now.

>conor
>fighting welterweight ever again

Schlob is too fat for 205

Remember when Sage tapped to Bryan?

Fighters reactions to that really pissed me off

Tony acted like a knob, James Vick and Kevin lee where bellends as usual

Earned so much respect for khabib and cowboy

it was such weak banter don't be so soft

Tony was my favourite fighter up until then

He isn't anymore

dorky

Lads remember when charlie ward killed a guy?

Why Does Tony Ferguson Type Like This? Like Everything Is A Title Or Something?

He reminds me of a 10 year old trying to use "good grammar"

I was about to post the webm of Vick getting heemed by Dariush but realised I don't have it


/r/ing that webm

nah it was genuine bitterness that sage was being promoted

he's been a lot higher profile recently though after rda and now especially after 209 even though he didn't actually fight. highly doubt he would react like that today.

i remember it, anyone who got mad over what the fighters were saying is a pussy

Dillon Danis indefinitely suspended from Marcelo Garcia's hmmmmmmm

>pay starts at 40/40 instead of 10/10
>is an absolute faggot
>gets some fucking internet bullying
>fags online cry about it
what a generation of fucking babies

really makes me think

>fags online cry about it
Yeah Tony, Vick and Kevin

Felice Herrig
Valentina Shevchenko
Mighty Mouse
Dominick Cruz
Dooho Choi
Khalabeeb
Damien Maia
Mousasi
DC
Stipe

Who is the most unlikeable fighter?
I vote for Romero and Hector Lombard

Big lenny just called out cormier

When is Joanna going to stop ducking Valentina in MMA? Why is she wasting her time fighting a 4'11 Brazilian?

yeah they're fags a lot like you, big babies. grow a pair.

>Who is the most unlikeable fighter?
khabib